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  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2008-09-15T04:12:05Z says:

    Well, at least he is trying.

  • Typical
    Typical 2008-09-15T04:14:25Z says:

    I would just key the hell out of it at this point...out of pure spite and malice.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T04:19:45Z says:

      That's when I jump out of the bushes and bash you with my broken ocarina...

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-09-15T04:20:47Z says:

      Don't forget the ol "smear dog shit under the door handle" trick.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-15T04:26:01Z says:

      Typical, I wanna take a dump in your asshole.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T04:39:00Z says:

      thats hott

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-09-15T04:44:35Z says:

      Goddamnit 1rish, I'm having a heart attack now... Thanks.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-15T04:54:03Z says:

      that my friends, is irish hard at work undermining the females here at mucho trying in vain to fit in, with the good old 'hot pocket' reference.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-15T05:03:29Z says:

      You have no friends here, shut the fuck up.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-15T05:15:07Z says:

      Undermining females is like, the oldest form of entertainment. If men didn't say things like that...we would start believing we're people....

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-15T05:16:13Z says:

      Bring it on trout, I happen to carry broken ocarina mace at all times.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-15T06:01:26Z says:

      I would like to point out that Swappi is a dumbfuck. I say far worse than that to people on here all the time but since I said it to a girl he wants to act like its a big deal.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T08:12:59Z says:

      I shall block your mace, Typical, with my awesome ability to draw a crowbar, freehand.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-15T12:12:23Z says:

      It's ok 1rish1, I chuckled. Furthermore I am glad you kept my needs in mind by wanting to dump in my asshole and NOT my vagina. That will save me time and money by not forcing me to buy a gallon of Monistat. <3

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-15T12:13:22Z says:

      It is a very nice crowbar.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-15T18:20:37Z says:

      why would you want to key his car?

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-15T20:43:52Z says:

      Pure spite and malice...did I stutter.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-15T22:18:52Z says:

      then you're a typical teenage douchebag..

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-16T04:13:24Z says:

      Im 22 asshole. Nice try.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2008-09-15T04:30:41Z says:

    Fake. Niggers can't read.

    • Dracul
      Dracul 2008-09-15T04:46:51Z says:

      Asshole. Some can. (i.e. Obama, Luther King...that's about it)

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-09-15T05:57:37Z says:

      no way! obama just parrots what he get told over his earplugs...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-15T06:02:15Z says:

      Obama can read minds he's so fucking smart.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T07:23:00Z says:

      Wouldn't reading minds be a form of reading, Hank?

    • JohnMadden
      JohnMadden 2008-09-15T07:30:41Z says:

      Sometimes you can, uh, you can read the play before, uh, it happens, simply by uh, by uh, reading the quarterback's, uh, the quarterback's mind. And, uh, and that's-uh, that's-uh, that's just good football. And good football, is uh, is good football.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-15T08:11:35Z says:

      JohnMadden, it isn't funny anymore, go away.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T09:29:05Z says:

      damn, Dik most intelligent comment I heard from you all month "Fake. Niggers can't read." Niggers can't afford computers, how they gonna know what half-life is!!!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-15T10:47:39Z says:

      I'm not Dik. He loves niggers.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-09-15T11:49:30Z says:

      oh no hank said nigger, im telling hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-15T13:00:52Z says:

      He already knows. You know niggers can't keep a secret because they have no self-control.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-09-15T15:58:01Z says:

      dik's place is practically overrun with them

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-15T16:11:16Z says:

      With what?

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-15T17:21:30Z says:

      fuvk you hank face.... or boot chinaski...
      whichever's funnier

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-15T18:22:09Z says:

      probably hank-face

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-15T22:05:08Z says:

      I second the motion, Dik.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-16T05:01:34Z says:

      What? I thought saying nigger would make me popular here.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-16T08:08:07Z says:

      John, you forgot to say "and that's what it's all about."

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-09-15T04:45:04Z says:

    Illustrations are always a nice touch.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2008-09-15T04:56:38Z says:

    If he goes "Gordon Freeman" on them he better tape it and submit it to mucho.

  • The*Wu
    The*Wu 2008-09-15T05:22:34Z says:

    Wow Fuck You isn't gonna stand for this shit anymore!

  • DushanMandik
    DushanMandik 2008-09-15T06:48:55Z says:

    This is just a "scare tactic"...I bet it would take him more than 3 hours to build a card board box to "hide out" in...

    • ton-E
      ton-E 2008-09-15T08:50:07Z says:

      who the fuck said anything about a card board box?

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T09:31:05Z says:

      why don't you swap avatar with dushanmandik because you are a retard...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-09-15T10:48:12Z says:

      Irony.

  • JohnMadden
    JohnMadden 2008-09-15T07:36:58Z says:

    BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin!

  • ton-E
    ton-E 2008-09-15T08:48:33Z says:

    this is def the funniest shit on here today.

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-09-15T09:38:54Z says:

      yup, because you are a suburban white rich kid. your mother bought you a computer, you've only played Half-Life2 the first nigger that steps into your neighborhood gets sensed by nigger-sensors on every street corner. You'll most likely hide in the box that your computer came in. You don't have a crowbar because the only thing similar to a crowbar in your neighborhood is a slim-jim which is owned by a cop because you are so dumb you lock your keys in your parents car once a week and you don't have a tire iron because you have a AAA account.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-09-15T11:49:56Z says:

      i read yup

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T14:19:33Z says:

      exojjl, just... stop trying so hard...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-15T17:36:43Z says:

      Or, just stop.

    • TotallyDid
      TotallyDid 2008-09-15T19:25:19Z says:

      *plz*

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-09-15T19:35:40Z says:

      I think that all could have been boiled down to "ton-E, you're a retard"

  • SNIKT
    SNIKT 2008-09-15T11:13:08Z says:

    He forgot whunu as the last word.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-15T18:08:20Z says:

    the niggers would steal the paper too, pwnd

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-15T18:31:39Z says:

      Havent you seen Waterworld? Paper is gonna be like shit-on-a-shingle in the future

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-09-15T21:35:08Z says:

      yes and its dirt that is valuable in the movie waterworld

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-09-16T01:47:42Z says:

    I'd take the steering wheel.

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2008-09-16T08:28:08Z says:

    It'd convince me.

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posted September 15, 2008

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