Dear Slapdash,
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first bitches
your a waste of air i would gladly breathe 2 times faster then i normally do just to know the air wasnt going to your lungs.
you tell em fucknuns!
ok, grandpa since you can't figure it out... now take off the blinder!
Is this Fear Factor 2020?
ewww theres a spider in his mouth
looks more like a beetle to me, but i'm no ball-tattoo expert.
to long of legs to be a beetle so leave it to the ball-tatto expers, thank you.
let's see that closer... closer... fapfapfap
Ribbed, for ...uh... somebody's pleasure....
Wow, thank you SO much BKY
thats gotta hurt. i mean getting your balls sucked that hard. looks painful
didn't hurt that much...
Gross! that guy has a big crab on his balls.. doesnt he know they make a shampoo for that?
What brand do you usually buy?
uhhh.. usually whatever brand the shelters handing out
heres a tip, if the shelters full go sleep in a hospital waiting room, noone would dare ask someone to leave if they think youre waiting for someone...i always try to dress smart so they never suspect anything ;p
Nah, I prefer to sleep in Nunnaries. Those crazy cunts are always itchin' for a righteous cock! Plus they cook you breakfast.
I think I'd find it hard to jack with rivets in my dick... not that I'd jack to this.
fucking hell, I only just noticed the title! lol
And the final horse crosses the finish line.
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Comments to Dear Slapdash,
first bitches
your a waste of air i would gladly breathe 2 times faster then i normally do just to know the air wasnt going to your lungs.
you tell em fucknuns!
ok, grandpa since you can't figure it out... now take off the blinder!
Is this Fear Factor 2020?
ewww theres a spider in his mouth
looks more like a beetle to me, but i'm no ball-tattoo expert.
to long of legs to be a beetle so leave it to the ball-tatto expers, thank you.
let's see that closer... closer...
fapfapfap
Ribbed, for ...uh... somebody's pleasure....
Wow, thank you SO much BKY
thats gotta hurt. i mean getting your balls sucked that hard. looks painful
didn't hurt that much...
Gross! that guy has a big crab on his balls.. doesnt he know they make a shampoo for that?
What brand do you usually buy?
uhhh.. usually whatever brand the shelters handing out
heres a tip, if the shelters full go sleep in a hospital waiting room, noone would dare ask someone to leave if they think youre waiting for someone...i always try to dress smart so they never suspect anything ;p
Nah, I prefer to sleep in Nunnaries. Those crazy cunts are always itchin' for a righteous cock! Plus they cook you breakfast.
I think I'd find it hard to jack with rivets in my dick... not that I'd jack to this.
fucking hell, I only just noticed the title! lol
And the final horse crosses the finish line.