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If you're a criminal in China, you'll want to avoid its new death buses, vehicles that carry out executions while streaming live video of them, then provide some privacy for organ harvesting.

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Comments to Death Bus

  • Mako
    Mako 2009-03-05T05:09:26Z says:

    I need one.

  • possum
    possum 2009-03-05T05:12:30Z says:

    kind of looks like a dung-beetle with wheels...
    ...same principle i guess...

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-03-05T05:25:11Z says:

    This anything like Cat-bus?

    • DoubleC
      DoubleC 2009-03-05T05:31:31Z says:

      Yes. Direct from the Ministry of Alsinge.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-03-05T09:44:59Z says:

      Totero cat bus?

  • ChimRichulds
    ChimRichulds 2009-03-05T05:31:28Z says:

    Although in all fairness, it's hard to fault the Chinese for putting to death those corrupt business shitheads from the tainted milk scandal.

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-05T05:34:40Z says:

      dont get all political at us, chim...
      just post those death-pics

    • ChimRichulds
      ChimRichulds 2009-03-05T05:50:50Z says:

      I feel like posting the pictures would make them less erotic, somehow.

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-05T06:06:41Z says:

      if it feels good
      do it

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-03-05T05:35:09Z says:

    method of execution?

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-05T05:38:49Z says:

      death by squid

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-03-05T06:14:08Z says:

      i heard they give erotic messages until it falls off and you bleed to death..

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-03-05T06:23:41Z says:

      And the View is the only thing on TV during the whole ordeal.

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2009-03-05T07:25:12Z says:

      That would make it the suicide bus.

  • sabersaw5611
    sabersaw5611 2009-03-05T05:47:05Z says:

    executions on the run!

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2009-03-05T05:52:45Z says:

    i like the book bus

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-05T06:15:30Z says:

      ^vegan

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-03-05T06:54:05Z says:

      i too prefer the book bus to governmental murder wagons...coming soon to a f.e.m.a. camp near you.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-05T08:00:55Z says:

      Liar Beez..you rode the short bus

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-05T18:14:42Z says:

      Yeah, beez probably had his own special seat on the short bus. I bet he wore a padded helmet too.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-03-05T06:03:51Z says:

    Pretty sweet RV

  • bobroonie
    bobroonie 2009-03-05T06:06:17Z says:

    Line up and get in niggers

    • Indica
      Indica 2009-03-05T07:22:14Z says:

      That would make a great new hospital shuttle for seniors

    • Gestapo
      Gestapo 2009-03-05T22:56:00Z says:

      There should be a sign that says free big booty hoes, KFC and malt liquor, and you the niggers will be fighting to get on the bus.

    • Gestapo
      Gestapo 2009-03-05T22:57:00Z says:

      Oh yeah, don't forget the bling spinner rims.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2009-03-05T06:10:59Z says:

    nothing new here. the wehrmacht and ss already had mobile execution units in use at the east front to gas jews and gypsies...

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-05T06:17:01Z says:

      but, these RV's of Death are much cuddlier

    • Super6mix
      Super6mix 2009-03-05T06:46:48Z says:

      and has power windows.
      :) did hitler have AC on those units.. cause everybody knows Gasing jews and Gypsies can get tiring and hot.. lol

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-05T18:15:25Z says:

      Wow, did thay really, Romeo?

  • Dev
    Dev 2009-03-05T06:39:48Z says:

    If you ask me, death penalty should be publicized... you miss half the point if you don't show everyone why they need to obey the law.

    BTW organ harvesting after death makes me think they can't use toxins to kill the person. Wonder if they just beat them to death or what.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-05T08:17:28Z says:

      Somebody should beat you to death.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T14:46:19Z says:

      a murderers body organs would be no good for us law abiding citizens

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-03-05T15:00:04Z says:

      Fries, you fucking hypocrite. Your whole life revolves around sourcing used parts.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T15:15:34Z says:

      i just wouldnt want a murderers body part suddenly going haywire on me

  • Super6mix
    Super6mix 2009-03-05T06:48:13Z says:

    I want one.. Ill relabel it
    Last Stop Homeless Shelter on wheels..
    or label Free edible Dog food for homeless Inside..

    • fourhundredandtwenty
      fourhundredandtwenty 2009-03-05T07:04:54Z says:

      I hope you die a slow death by bleeding from the dick.

    • Indica
      Indica 2009-03-05T07:23:59Z says:

      they're going to die anyway, fourfaggity

    • Super6mix
      Super6mix 2009-03-05T08:25:39Z says:

      FourhundredPenisLover^ Only if I fucked your moms Ambushed Pussy.. then die from that.. i would be soo happy!

    • DeadMan
      DeadMan 2009-03-05T11:07:39Z says:

      Super6, you need a driver?
      Its kinda hard to drive and kill

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-03-05T08:17:48Z says:

    The death penalty is a bad idea.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-05T10:54:40Z says:

      I am TOTALLY against the death penality.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T11:06:08Z says:

      i agree with you but not totally

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-05T11:21:37Z says:

      Then you don't agree with me.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T12:46:14Z says:

      what happens to the wrongly accused

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-03-05T12:47:34Z says:

      Death penalty only hurts the people left behind.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-05T14:15:13Z says:

      Just one person being put on death row then being found innocent is proof enough that it is wrong. Sadly, it has happened more than once.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-05T14:35:45Z says:

      I was hoping someone would argue with me.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T14:44:19Z says:

      i only agree with you partly

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-05T15:08:22Z says:

      You are a fence sitting piece of shit. Make up your mind. Which is it?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T15:16:54Z says:

      leave them on death row long enough to discover if they commited anymore crimes and then kill them

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-03-05T15:40:48Z says:

      Well how can you define how long it would take for you to figure out if they are wrongly accused then fries?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T16:49:37Z says:

      how longs a piece of string

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-03-05T18:16:35Z says:

      I am absolutely for the death penalty, Hank.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-03-05T19:17:46Z says:

      Why are you against it Flank?
      I would support it completely if it was instituted like they do it in Texas.In California,they fuck arfound with appeals for 20 plus years at a huge cost to tax payers.If they actually kept those murderous pieces of shit in prison for LIFE like the sentence called for,I'd be ok without the death penalty.As it stands,the faggot liberals who run this state are sikmply opposed to anything harsher than a slap on the wrist.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-03-05T19:20:41Z says:

      There is some gay prick in the legislature who thought it was ok to possess as many as 100 individual pieces of child porn.You see what i mean by liberal fags runni ng this state..i know if El_Wanko were here he'd set me straight about libertarianism..but hes not sadly.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-03-05T19:43:34Z says:

      You're a twat. At its best it's an easy way out for politicians to pull out shite about "eye for an eye..." etc. A sop for the brain dead who don't want to think about why murder happens. At its worst it's just legalised murder. There are always miscarriages of justice. No system is, or can be, 100% right. Ever.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-05T19:50:38Z says:

      except of course, norway

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-03-05T23:07:29Z says:

      Suck a fat cock sleezycock-
      I dont care about the bible version of the death penalty,nor do i care if a doughy,yellow- toothed socialist calls it legalized murder.If some stool kills someone under special circumstances,like OJ simpson,than that person shouldnt get to enjoy breathing anymore.

    • felching4peace
      felching4peace 2009-03-05T23:28:18Z says:

      Herby, you know libertarianism and liberalism are two completely seperate philosophies, right?

      It's just that if you didn't you'd have to be a complete fucking moron, and I just can't envisage that.

    • felching4peace
      felching4peace 2009-03-05T23:29:55Z says:

      *separate

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-03-06T00:24:38Z says:

      That's why you're a retard Herby. Everyone else is a "socialist" or a "liberal". The thing is, everyone opposed to it can see it for what it is. Legalised murder. I can think of 20 or so people who would have been murdered by the state for crimes that they patently didn't commit. You're a fucking joke Herby and nothing will ever change that.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T00:31:05Z says:

      I'm just extremely offended that OJ referred to him as a 'dumbed-down' (or whatever) version of me. I say more intelligent things in my sleep than this withdrawl-method accident.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-06T00:41:20Z says:

      At least you got a mention.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-06T01:59:08Z says:

      Dumber than you, as in, 'Dumb & Dumber'.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:02:47Z says:

      OJ. Just go fuck your right hand (as usual). You're a whiny little girl...who is desperate to prove he's 'intelligent' here, because you feel ashamed of your deprived upbringing, and woeful inability to impress anyone in the real world...especially females. You're about bald at 23...fucking silly little slaphead bitch.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-06T02:04:50Z says:

      hahahaha

      "You're a whiny little girl...who is desperate to prove he's 'intelligent'"

      Cruel is 'projecting' again.

      GET A JOB!

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2009-03-06T02:11:33Z says:

      well they proved today that in canada you can cut a motherfuckers head off in a greyhound and only get sent to the hospital

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T02:16:43Z says:

      O_Rant = Weaksauce.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:18:03Z says:

      My name is OJ...know what it stands for, gay?
      Opinionated Jerkoff...couldn't hit a barn with a Kalashnikov,
      Drinks Zima while his 'friends' neck Smirnoff,
      Got 6-weeks left...then his ugly ass is gettin laid-off.
      Leona for short - he keeps bleedin like a stuffed pig,
      Got a chrome-dome already - Elton...hand this dirty bitch a flirty wig,
      Couldn't fuck a hottie if it was handed out for free,
      Resorts to molesting retards like he's on a shopping spree,
      Gee. You see? You're a loser like your father,
      When people call you out on it - you worked up in a lather.
      Use your Google, use your Wiki, use any tool you like,
      You're inferior in every way...so kindly take a hike,
      Up your dirty path,
      Cling fast to your wrath,
      You couldn't pwn a rubber-duck if it was floating in your bath.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2009-03-06T02:23:23Z says:

      did your GF leave you again?

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-06T02:25:33Z says:

      and steal your stash?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:28:27Z says:

      Haha @jamiee and poss. No. I'm extremely happy these days. Things are going great. This is me happy. Funny huh.
      Plus, I don't grow moustaches poss (hehe).

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-06T02:29:01Z says:

      Hey, Shawshank (<- you like that, don't you? lol). Make another one of them & make it good this time, we both know you have the spare time.

      pssst, Jamie...there wasn't/isn't/never will be a girlfriend. What self respecting women would want a guy who can't even get a job working on the tills at Netto.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:35:19Z says:

      Awww, poor little baldy! My rhyme got to you huh? Having to use dik's flames now huh? Hmmm. Not cutting and pasting for once I guess. Yes, I do like Shawshank...I think it's quite funny. And you're absolutely right...I'm just pretending to be in a happy relationship, and I don't really have an ex-wife in America either.
      Maybe I will make my very first submission here soon...and then you'll understand why getting women isn't really a problem for me...*hint* I don't look like Benjamin Button circa 1 hour into the movie.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-06T02:37:17Z says:

      Hey! Quit with the baldy thing, you!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T02:37:28Z says:

      I've noticed that only the brits refer to themselves as superior and their opponent as inferior. You would never hear an American using those terms. It seems they have some serious class hang-ups. Also, worrying about accents, etc... Pretty dumb.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T02:39:51Z says:

      Speaking of rhymes, I left a rhyme challenge on the "Eh?" thread that has gone unanswered.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-06T02:41:24Z says:

      Stop picking on us super Brits, you lower grade short ass nigger jew nip!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:42:16Z says:

      OJ needs to worry about his accent...being as how he sounds like Stephen Hawking chewing on a handful of live wasps when he talks. Also, he has about as much class as your typical Mumbai slumdog.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:44:17Z says:

      Hank. I think I may have observed the said rhyme...and considered it below the standards I have come to expect from you. Which is why it has gone unanswered.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-06T02:45:08Z says:

      You're a big fan of those baseless insults aren't you, Cruel. You may want to be a little more selective over the lines you use from your random insult generator.

      "being as how he sounds like Stephen Hawking chewing on a handful of live wasps when he talks."

      wft? lol

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T02:46:30Z says:

      Shit, it's 10,000 times better than that little bit o' dribble you just drool scribbled above.

      If you're scared, say you're scared.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T02:48:33Z says:

      "sounds like Stephen Hawking chewing on a handful of live wasps"

      Haha, nice. I shall use that next time I am forced to listen to some really bad karaoke. My usual line is "sounds like a hyena choking on a pine cone."

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T02:53:53Z says:

      I'm scared.
      I'm scared you're not prepared,
      Freaked-out you'll be impaired,
      By your delusions that you heard,
      In that tiny mind,
      Reaching for yo blind,
      Hoping for a ray 'o inspiration,
      To shine on through your degradation.
      Look...it's kinda late in blighty,
      But I'll stay and school politely,
      Teachin teacher things he oughta know,
      Don't mess wid dis superior nigga, bro.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T03:22:22Z says:

      You look stuck
      Dumb deer in the spotlight
      'bout to get fucked
      Eyes all misty and mystified
      You mezmerized like a mermaid
      on dry ice
      You lie I'll slice you up like sashimi
      You dry I'll smack you up like
      instant ramen
      I often snack on common
      wack noodles like you
      Yappy little poodles like you
      Your rhymes are drooling doodles
      Limp like noodles
      Kit like kaboodles
      You ain't got even a dollar
      You ain't got an ounce of starch
      in your collar
      Your backbone is bent like a hangar
      Abused like a drunk braggard
      Lagging behind you run
      like a broken rabbit
      Limp like a lisping faggot
      It's my world
      You can't have it.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-06T03:30:15Z says:

      Lmfao! I waited nearly a half-hour for that?? Nigga, please.
      Meh...not bad. But seriously, I gotta turn in...gotta be up to see my imaginary female in about 5.5 hours.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T03:40:32Z says:

      Sorry, motherfucker, you so poor
      Knock, knock, motherfucker
      There's a monkey at your door
      'cause I'm king konging this
      like ding dong ditch
      like a stranger on your steps
      is giving you an itch
      like you rich and you scared
      of the poor and the triple dog dared
      You impared and impaled
      on ya picket white fence
      Paying ya festering rents
      and blustering ya rants
      like a bum in the streets w/o no pants
      Pestering people for pocket change
      and pocketing dollars all the same
      you lame pick-pocket
      ain't walking straight
      bit your tongue
      now you ain't talking straight
      lisping like you thucking cockth
      for a livin'
      thtupid thilly bitch
      been thwallowing themen for your thankthgiven' meals
      You ain't got no skeelz
      Ain't got no deals
      Ain't got no reals
      You just stealin' fake fronts
      and feet hitting the ground
      straight to Hank's pwn shop
      "How's five dollas sound?"

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T03:41:53Z says:

      *Walks off the stage*

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-06T03:46:08Z says:

      heckler:"it all sounds the same!"
      Neil:"Its all the same fucking song!"

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-06T03:51:53Z says:

      im gonna turn off the pc
      not gonna watch more tv
      just smoked some weed
      so i might get something to eat
      before i brush my teeth
      and get some fucking sleep.

      *throws mic and hits hanks little head

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T03:55:35Z says:

      You ain't a diamond in the rough
      You just a pussy possum
      hiding in a bush in the buff
      Snorting snuff, cavorting with snakes
      and having sex with stuff
      in garbage cans
      rubbing your glands
      on grapefruit rinds and coffee grinds
      Stuck your prehensile tail in your butthole and
      Fucked a hello kitty abandoned by a four year old
      What's that noise
      and I'm gonna come out and hit you
      whack you with a stick you
      drop kick you into the next yard
      Possum, animal kingdom retard

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T03:58:21Z says:

      Wow, that really sucked Piss.
      You missed.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-06T04:01:31Z says:

      its you who seemed to miss it was meant as a mauchery towards your retarded rapping. good night buddy

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T04:12:52Z says:

      What? You were meant to suck dick in debauchery?
      We all knew that anyway
      We all know that any day
      I never miss
      like Wiliam Tell and archery
      You nothing but slouchery
      and sleeping on the couchery
      I knew what you meant by what you said
      Nothing you say is ever over my head
      But the top of yours looks like an ashtray
      Men flicking their cigs while you suck away

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T04:13:47Z says:

      p.s. mauchery is not a word

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-06T04:14:56Z says:

      hank: what i said wasn't a diss,
      or a compliment either...
      wiki "neil young in concert"

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-06T04:17:13Z says:

      I have a live double cd with that on it.

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-06T04:17:52Z says:

      your possum rap
      made me fap
      plus one team jap!
      i need a a nap
      ...oh, snap

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-06T04:33:56Z says:

      ^ i now officially hate myself

    • possum
      possum 2009-03-06T04:36:40Z says:

      ps, chris...
      "Mauchery"?
      :)

  • BigJohnson110
    BigJohnson110 2009-03-05T08:29:23Z says:

    FAKE... sorry, this is not a "death bus" Not sure where your information comes from but I think someone has been pulling your tit. It's the new court bus for transporting prisoners to and from court.

    • Gazoo
      Gazoo 2009-03-05T09:03:57Z says:

      Are you fucking stupid? Nothing on here is fake, wikipedia it.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T11:07:01Z says:

      and what might wiki have to say about Mucho

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-03-05T11:21:20Z says:

      nothing

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-05T14:16:00Z says:

      CENSORED!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-03-05T14:24:31Z says:

      how come your avatar is only working sometimes ?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-03-05T14:30:57Z says:

      censored?

    • yak
      yak 2009-03-05T15:20:10Z says:

      obviously mucho doesn't exist because it doesn't exist on wikipedia. FACT

    • dik
      dik 2009-03-05T16:02:02Z says:

      it exists in my heart

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-03-05T16:18:35Z says:

      ^i doubt that you have a heart

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-03-05T18:43:57Z says:

      at least i can tell you its in a pretty fucked up condition

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