death by kite

Comments to death by kite

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  IamTheGreatest 2008-11-19T05:13:52Z says:

  Shoulda wore a Nelmet.

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    MixerSlut 2008-11-19T05:46:56Z says:

    looks like Mickey Mouse giving help..
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    DoubleC 2008-11-19T06:27:55Z says:

    I was thinking Bozo.
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    DragoKatzof 2008-11-19T08:27:08Z says:

    I realy don't think a helmet would help you against a kite string cause the hemet don't protect ya neck !
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    moistwarmth 2008-11-19T09:10:19Z says:

    This is why people who like to plan for everything, fucking Germans, wear Turtlenecks.
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-11-19T20:18:06Z says:

    That's why I said Nelmet, you dumb fuck.
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    hotshot 2008-11-19T20:55:45Z says:

    more like ronald mcdonald
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    postalvag 2008-11-19T20:58:12Z says:

    protect ya neck? I SMOKE ON THE MIKE LIKE SMOKIN JOE FRAISER THE HELLRAISER RAISE HELL WITH THE FLAVOR!... finish this song if you arent pathetic
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-11-19T22:48:43Z says:

    rap is shit. finished.
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    ClaudeBallz 2008-11-20T04:27:03Z says:

    I was waiting for your response, Iam...lol.
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  jqh88 2008-11-19T05:16:53Z says:

  And to think, only 20% from me being able to fap to it.

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    RandallFlagg 2008-11-19T05:48:42Z says:

    that was fucking funny
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    postalvag 2008-11-19T05:59:46Z says:

    combat18 can chew a dick
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    Romeo2000 2008-11-19T06:12:57Z says:

    i wonder how they measures those 80%...
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  troutpotato 2008-11-19T05:24:03Z says:

  Just cut it the rest of the way off and take it home...
  Good fun for a few days, until the rotting gets bad...

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    IamTheGreatest 2008-11-19T05:26:57Z says:

    I would fuck the neck hole and let my dick stick out of her mouth. That would be funny and erotic.
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    Archman 2008-11-19T08:03:05Z says:

    And lonley.
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    troutpotato 2008-11-19T20:38:42Z says:

    And satisfying.
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    Vomitcircus 2008-11-19T23:31:36Z says:

    And how.
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  ChxMex 2008-11-19T05:25:09Z says:

  Death by kite really isn't that uncommon, particularly during the kite festival in Pakistan.
  http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/26/world/main2514554.shtml

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    patronkitty358 2008-11-19T05:46:22Z says:

    Http 404 page not found
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    -Morph- 2008-11-19T06:12:30Z says:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/26/world/main2514554.shtml?source=search_story
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    postalvag 2008-11-19T06:18:30Z says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUq82TAVyA4
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    Archman 2008-11-19T08:03:58Z says:

    http://www.onlymucho.com/eyT7=iu837ldGT5uy
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    postalvag 2008-11-19T20:58:48Z says:

    my link sums up the story pretty well
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    patronkitty358 2008-11-20T15:02:37Z says:

    1. Morph thank you your link sums it up, death by kite is more common than I thought.
    2. postalvag wtf was that shit? What the hell does that american idol fag have to do with this and
    3. Archman, that's not a real link doofus.
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  edible-corpse 2008-11-19T05:39:43Z says:

  and she is still clothed why?
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  redrum 2008-11-19T05:40:09Z says:

  C'mon that's ridiculous! If that happenned to me I'd kill myself.

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    troutpotato 2008-11-19T05:43:52Z says:

    ...
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    losingxlucidity 2008-11-19T08:39:50Z says:

    Yeah, cause it's not like you'd be dead after something like that...I mean you'd be in perfect condition to go right on ahead and kill yourself.

    To be honest, wouldn't it be better not to risk it and just kill yourself now?
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    troutpotato 2008-11-19T09:16:03Z says:

    Don't forget to record it for posterity.
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    jimijames 2008-11-19T15:21:39Z says:

    Redrum, i think your confusing somebody here^^
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  RandallFlagg 2008-11-19T05:49:45Z says:

  see they dont tell you that the fucker was using razor wire for kite string
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  Wario7793 2008-11-19T05:54:31Z says:

  I remember a certain necron wire from D&D that could do this...

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    USproletarian 2008-11-20T00:58:18Z says:

    wario and D&D. hmmm...
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  -Morph- 2008-11-19T06:09:43Z says:

  wat a way to ruin a perfectly good kite festival.
  
  
  that bitch.

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    Badmin 2008-11-20T02:46:58Z says:

    on the up side, she is now a perfectly good pez dispenser.
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    ClaudeBallz 2008-11-20T04:28:17Z says:

    "perfectly good" and "kite festival" don't belong in the same sentence.
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  Romeo2000 2008-11-19T06:12:01Z says:

  haha... that's like the thing with the korean guy's boomerang hat in goldfinger...

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    Mako 2008-11-19T08:42:32Z says:

    "Auric Goldfinger. Sounds like a French nail varnish."
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  Sociopath 2008-11-19T08:39:37Z says:

  She must have been riding pretty fast. Just push her head down onto her neck, she'll be alright.
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  Mannynub 2008-11-19T09:03:04Z says:

  she should've paid heed to the Wu Tang Clan

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    Mako 2008-11-19T10:56:15Z says:

    YA BEST PROTECT YA NECK!
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  fries-please 2008-11-19T09:23:13Z says:

  so wheres the kite ?

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    urallretards 2008-11-19T11:48:06Z says:

    still in FLIGHT?
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    jimijames 2008-11-19T15:22:35Z says:

    assisting police with enquiries?
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    xyulie9 2008-11-19T20:10:35Z says:

    this wouldn't happen with 99 red balloons.
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  RyogaVee 2008-11-19T20:35:42Z says:

  I think Gods will has been done!
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  ClaudeBallz 2008-11-20T04:30:23Z says:

  For laughs we used to tie kite string across the street to watch antennas on passing cars go BWOING! -Always freaked out the drivers. -Good times.

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    possum 2008-11-20T04:39:13Z says:

    did the same thing, only with pig intestines
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    IamTheGreatest 2008-11-20T04:41:13Z says:

    Way back in the day when a piece of string kept you busy for hours, of course that goes to say for any cat.
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  j0sh8790 2008-11-20T05:45:44Z says:

  now THAT is a great way to die, right there