I most definately haven't watched that much TV. TV sucks. I definately did play that many hours of video games. I can't wait for internet to get faster. 10GB porn file in 1 second!
Well, not all girls watch porn. And I'm sure that somewhere, there's one that doesn't like sex (the fucking exception that proves the rule), but I'm pretty sure that most ladies that have had sex, enjoy it. Unless the guy's doing it totally wrong, of course.
Girls like porn but there needs to be a story and some context. So says the wife anyway. Myself, show me a hot ass, with or without a face attached, and I get a hard on
Maybe it's the natural haircolor talking, but how are we creating computers smarter than we 'humans' are? It just doesn't make sense. I know my computer is smarter than I am, but I didn't invent the thing. Ohh, they work fast, so what, does that make them smarter?
With time we will keep making computers smarter, and soon they will be smart enough to do stuff on their own, but if they arent programmed to do that, some nerd will make a virus that awakens this ability in them, than we are fucked.
Obviously I have no idea of the real figure but when you take into account the conflicts in Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Iraq, Darfur, Chechnya, Chad, Pakistan, Ivory Coast & Nepal (+ many more). I think it would be reasonably safe to assume the real number be atleast 2-3 times that is claimed on the world clock.
I think, they don`t need the internet with all the social networking, because they anyway have enough human contact in the tiny "laying batteries" they live in...
what?! since when is the word widget an internet term? I know a widget as the little ball you find in a can of Guinness, gives it a better head or something
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nice to know great Britain is tops in just about everything...although i do live in canada!!
Um, re read it.... we did in 1900. Sadly not any more.
did you know 57.8 percent of statistics aren't true?
betcha didn't
Hoorah ! for Great Britain !!
:0)
Did you know... in the time it took you to watch that video, I ejaculated... twice.
hahahaha^^^
Hahaha Quankers stat puts it all into perspective
I most definately haven't watched that much TV. TV sucks. I definately did play that many hours of video games. I can't wait for internet to get faster. 10GB porn file in 1 second!
girls dont watch porn....change your avatar it's too creepy
I watch porn and don't change it soah tim is the best
ok girls watch porn..avatar still creepy...for some reason i picture it's who i'm talking to..
Hi dik, it's your old friend beer!
Let's get into trouble!!
mmmmmm beer
hey Beer, did u wanna wreck some stuff with me?
girls watch porn, and like sex as much as guys do. There's a helpful statistic for ya.
indeed they do
Well, not all girls watch porn. And I'm sure that somewhere, there's one that doesn't like sex (the fucking exception that proves the rule), but I'm pretty sure that most ladies that have had sex, enjoy it. Unless the guy's doing it totally wrong, of course.
girlslaughing, you're wrong. *none* of the girls i've dated liked sex, and sure... they watched porn, but only *after* sex...
girl fucking slap me in the face once cause I put a porn on for us to watch. hipocrates they are they want to fuck too
The one tied up in my basement doesn't like sex.
Maybe once she hits puberty...
well those girls are prudes or just like chick....and you have to put boy/girl sex not girl on girl for them to enjoy it
yeah girl on girl is maaad boring. White meat on black street and gangbangs! Woo! Lol, oh and I don't enjoy sex, wish i did, hence the porn watching.
Girls like porn but there needs to be a story and some context. So says the wife anyway. Myself, show me a hot ass, with or without a face attached, and I get a hard on
did you know that i just farted?
i do 1rish1, and it stinks!!
Jesus TITS! What crawled up your ass and died, 1rish1? No, wait. I don't want to know.
Human decency
what the fuck did you have for breakfast....shit?
WTF? That thing was longer than 8 seconds! And where's the video of the woman that can pop out 34 babies in 8 second? I want to see that.
I predict that no one will watch this thing to the end.
you predicted right, and i didn't
if it moved a little faster i would have watched it but...
Yeah, it was pretty fucking slow. Still, kinda cool, although not necessarily correct in it's predictions.
Did you know, I did?
ending sucked. too
ok i watched it..theres some shit in there i dont believe..
seconded.
i watched it and posted it sumwhere else afterwards!
that figures because you are stupid
I watched some of it, but had trouble reading the faint red letters.
I watched some of it, but had trouble reading the faint red letters.
damn it, double post!
Not enough horses peeing in mouths.
good point
Wow they are way off on the great britain part.
I think you missed something...
ok IDrinkAnalFluid...
the whole supercomputer part was bringing up stuff in my mind about the terminator and the matrix. fuck.
The day we bring about AI is the day I think about that kind of stuff.
Computations is no biggie.
Freakin' computers amaze me :|.
Maybe it's the natural haircolor talking, but how are we creating computers smarter than we 'humans' are? It just doesn't make sense. I know my computer is smarter than I am, but I didn't invent the thing. Ohh, they work fast, so what, does that make them smarter?
Not smarter, but able to do more computations.
With time we will keep making computers smarter, and soon they will be smart enough to do stuff on their own, but if they arent programmed to do that, some nerd will make a virus that awakens this ability in them, than we are fucked.
They may get smart, but somewhere in the back of their chips will be the thought that we can still pull the fucking plug out!
Exactly why they try to exterminate us.
Dick, you been reading Dan Simmons books?
SO in other words... We're FUCKED!!
Yep...BIG time!!
It reminds me of this page...
http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf
oh yeah, and this is pretty cool stuff yak. I like it. good vid
Hey awesome, I just saw someone jump the border on that clock.
Deaths - War 93019....erm no, slightly off.
So how many so far this year or in 1 year have died directly from war?
Obviously I have no idea of the real figure but when you take into account the conflicts in Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Iraq, Darfur, Chechnya, Chad, Pakistan, Ivory Coast & Nepal (+ many more). I think it would be reasonably safe to assume the real number be atleast 2-3 times that is claimed on the world clock.
How many have died in the war on christmas? Won't the bloodshed ever end?
fuck this . lame
Hey, of the college major they listed that didn't exist 10 years ago, only nanotechnology is a real major. The others are just powder-puff majors.
aha myspace
Hey, muchosucko has a myspace.
I know we're friends!!!
Yah, same here.
Go team!
i was friends with muchosucko until it asked me to send it pictures of me touching my danger zone...
I liked the idea of putting all the myspace members in their own country in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Leaves the rest of us with morespace.
shut up. i only registered on myspace to hit on underage girls. it's a noble pursuit.
Fine then, people with only noble and decent intentions such as yourself will be exempt from isolation.
FAKE
did you know..that I dont give a fuck?
Did you know, you're fucked?
no.....but thanx
OK now someone do the extended version putting all the little caveats in which take the gloss of a number of those grandiose statements.
They certainly had enough spare time of slow music to fit that in.
wow that was wonderful. *round of applause*
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Wow that was wonderful. *standing ovation*
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duh...
And yet half of humans live in slums.
I think, they don`t need the internet with all the social networking, because they anyway have enough human contact in the tiny "laying batteries" they live in...
very unimpressive
This is bordering on pornography in the world on Chairman.
And finding fault is my masturbation.
did you know?....there has been alot of porn submitted today!
Did you know...
You have a 25% possibility of having an Asian child?
Not if the bitch knows what's good for her.
daaaamn this video is slow
what?! since when is the word widget an internet term? I know a widget as the little ball you find in a can of Guinness, gives it a better head or something