Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pickup truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a hearse. Ill be sitting here, waiting on ya
Give me a half a chance to 'sucker punch' and I'm gonna take it. The less abuse I take in a fight, the happier I am. The fairest fight is the one I win.
No such thing as a sucker punch. The only sucker punch is the one that doesn't connect. Fight to win, not to look cool. Trust me I know I created all you stupid redneck fuckbag's!
The ole sit down casually, and say 'I don't have a problem with you dude' trick. Yeah, that always works. It's right up there with 'Look, I don't want any trouble, okay?' It translates as 'Please hit me' in the mind of the moron/drunk/drunk moron. Didn't anyone learn from Karate Kid? Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!!
Apparently you didn't learn from Karate Kid because Daniel beat hell out of the top student saying that and Miyagi could have killed the teacher preaching that.
Good point. However, I have to say it does work for me most the time. And, to be fair...he did seem to have a bit of a problem with 'sweeping the leg' and therefore showed mercy...or at least hesitance.
The appropriate lesson according to the wolthy okinawan phirosophy in this case would be: be ready, let him attack first, block his attack, counter and defeat. In case anybody gives a flying fuck, which I doubt.
Haha -you said wolthy phirosophy! I love you. Yes, yes - I think everybody here knows the true Miyagian ethos - but in reality the strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir concept works far better...unless you're Mr Miyagi. I used to do the whole 'English gentleman' thing of never striking first. But, after getting my ass kicked one too many times, I realised that it's better to give than to receive...and someone has to strike first in a fight - might as well be you (you normally win that way too) :-)
The same could be said for most of the population of the states of Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama. (Honorable mentions go to West Virginia, Virginia, and the Carolinas.)
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I bet you tell your boyfriend that when hes ramming you from behind
you tell me too
thats right bitch do what you're told!
^ 2 guys
correction: two gay guys copulating
hey my friend got his plant stoln. i bet he took it. bastard. HE TOLE MY PWANT
I stole your fucking plant you fucking retard!
cue banjo music
Dayum you billy bob!
i lov'd that plant man! lika sister, all secktual-like.
She made me french fried taters, MMHMM.
Whadja keel Jessie fer?
Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pickup truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a hearse. Ill be sitting here, waiting on ya
Reminds me of some cousins of mine
Bad genes?
IDK but my mom's whole side of teh family are rednecks. I learned how to enunciate.
It's alright, one side of my family is very fond of trailers. We don't talk to them. They caught the crazy a long time ago.
Well I never see most of them, they're usually in jail
or dead
..usually?
He sees them for conjugal visits
they caught the crazy...awesome
Fucking sucker-punching coward!
I don't understand why people let someone that irate get that close to them with out at least being ready to put up some sort of defense.
yup, if they're that fired up you better get the first punch in and make it count too....
how is that a sucker punch??
it was kind of a sucker punch cuz the kid was sitting down he didnt want anything to do with it and the other asshole just swong out of nowhere
swong???
i think he meant "pulled his shlong"
Give me a half a chance to 'sucker punch' and I'm gonna take it. The less abuse I take in a fight, the happier I am. The fairest fight is the one I win.
That's one serious horticulturist.
you said hor
you said it too!
you're a hor! there I said it
Hor is one of the Sandpeople, you Star Wars nerds.
he's prly tlaking about his marijuana plant.
Well shit i never woulda guessed, thank god you were here the help us all....
Thank you Captain Obvious!
thanks cracker for the info
haha
Hey, come on whiteys. Leave the sucker punches to the niggers.
i wouldn't consider that a sucker punch...a sucker punch to me is when the other guy isn't looking
dik...ur a sucker!!!
I agree they one dude got caught slippin and got knocked the fuck out no sucker punch at all
Fighting around the WOOOOORLD. Russsel crowe! Glorious day fighting !AAah
well dayuh be sum wot trayush
No such thing as a sucker punch. The only sucker punch is the one that doesn't connect. Fight to win, not to look cool. Trust me I know I created all you stupid redneck fuckbag's!
Didn't you create grammar too?
It'd be so awesome if he had a bouquet of stolen posies in hand
legalize it...stop the violence...dude needs his plant
C'mon Cleatus, Jethro is not giving your plant back after that.
The ole sit down casually, and say 'I don't have a problem with you dude' trick. Yeah, that always works. It's right up there with 'Look, I don't want any trouble, okay?' It translates as 'Please hit me' in the mind of the moron/drunk/drunk moron. Didn't anyone learn from Karate Kid? Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!!
Apparently you didn't learn from Karate Kid because Daniel beat hell out of the top student saying that and Miyagi could have killed the teacher preaching that.
Good point. However, I have to say it does work for me most the time. And, to be fair...he did seem to have a bit of a problem with 'sweeping the leg' and therefore showed mercy...or at least hesitance.
The appropriate lesson according to the wolthy okinawan phirosophy in this case would be: be ready, let him attack first, block his attack, counter and defeat. In case anybody gives a flying fuck, which I doubt.
Haha -you said wolthy phirosophy! I love you. Yes, yes - I think everybody here knows the true Miyagian ethos - but in reality the strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir concept works far better...unless you're Mr Miyagi. I used to do the whole 'English gentleman' thing of never striking first. But, after getting my ass kicked one too many times, I realised that it's better to give than to receive...and someone has to strike first in a fight - might as well be you (you normally win that way too) :-)
pwned owned and 2toned!!!!!
wiggers... kill them all.
The same could be said for most of the population of the states of Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama. (Honorable mentions go to West Virginia, Virginia, and the Carolinas.)
Lets not forget Arkansas, Kansas and Nebraska.
ha
his punching technique was pretty impressive... not like those usual silly bitch slaps...