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Did you steal my plants?!

"It took me a year to grow those lilies into full bloom, and you're gonna try and take 'em, just like that???"

Did you steal my plants?!

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Comments to Did you steal my plants?!

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-09-19T05:22:37Z says:

    i like angry whiteboys

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-09-19T05:34:20Z says:

      I bet you tell your boyfriend that when hes ramming you from behind

    • skulk
      skulk 2008-09-19T05:52:44Z says:

      you tell me too

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-09-19T06:07:00Z says:

      thats right bitch do what you're told!

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-09-19T07:09:14Z says:

      ^ 2 guys

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-19T12:31:41Z says:

      correction: two gay guys copulating

    • riowrestler08
      riowrestler08 2008-10-10T12:05:18Z says:

      hey my friend got his plant stoln. i bet he took it. bastard. HE TOLE MY PWANT

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2008-09-19T05:22:38Z says:

    I stole your fucking plant you fucking retard!

    • SpankysQuest
      SpankysQuest 2008-09-19T06:21:59Z says:

      cue banjo music

    • stringsNstuff
      stringsNstuff 2008-09-19T06:55:52Z says:

      Dayum you billy bob!

    • Soah
      Soah 2008-09-19T07:25:08Z says:

      i lov'd that plant man! lika sister, all secktual-like.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-19T09:20:33Z says:

      She made me french fried taters, MMHMM.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-09-20T00:02:30Z says:

      Whadja keel Jessie fer?

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-20T08:41:15Z says:

      Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pickup truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a hearse. Ill be sitting here, waiting on ya

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-09-19T05:26:42Z says:

    Reminds me of some cousins of mine

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-19T05:35:59Z says:

      Bad genes?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-19T05:39:16Z says:

      IDK but my mom's whole side of teh family are rednecks. I learned how to enunciate.

    • Typical
      Typical 2008-09-19T05:47:49Z says:

      It's alright, one side of my family is very fond of trailers. We don't talk to them. They caught the crazy a long time ago.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-19T05:49:29Z says:

      Well I never see most of them, they're usually in jail

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-19T06:11:47Z says:

      or dead

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-09-19T12:36:20Z says:

      ..usually?

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2008-09-20T17:41:05Z says:

      He sees them for conjugal visits

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-09-20T20:29:29Z says:

      they caught the crazy...awesome

  • FatPat
    FatPat 2008-09-19T05:36:03Z says:

    Fucking sucker-punching coward!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T06:39:11Z says:

      I don't understand why people let someone that irate get that close to them with out at least being ready to put up some sort of defense.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-09-19T07:24:41Z says:

      yup, if they're that fired up you better get the first punch in and make it count too....

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T13:46:18Z says:

      how is that a sucker punch??

    • Staroplzenecky
      Staroplzenecky 2008-09-19T15:34:13Z says:

      it was kind of a sucker punch cuz the kid was sitting down he didnt want anything to do with it and the other asshole just swong out of nowhere

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T19:04:34Z says:

      swong???

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-19T20:13:53Z says:

      i think he meant "pulled his shlong"

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-09-21T02:26:31Z says:

      Give me a half a chance to 'sucker punch' and I'm gonna take it. The less abuse I take in a fight, the happier I am. The fairest fight is the one I win.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-09-19T05:38:13Z says:

    That's one serious horticulturist.

    • BrownBeast
      BrownBeast 2008-09-19T05:41:12Z says:

      you said hor

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-09-19T07:25:12Z says:

      you said it too!

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-19T12:32:25Z says:

      you're a hor! there I said it

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2008-09-20T00:18:32Z says:

      Hor is one of the Sandpeople, you Star Wars nerds.

  • CrackaLacka
    CrackaLacka 2008-09-19T06:00:06Z says:

    he's prly tlaking about his marijuana plant.

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-09-19T07:25:57Z says:

      Well shit i never woulda guessed, thank god you were here the help us all....

    • thecraze
      thecraze 2008-09-19T11:17:39Z says:

      Thank you Captain Obvious!

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-09-19T11:31:55Z says:

      thanks cracker for the info

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T13:46:45Z says:

      haha

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2008-09-19T06:36:02Z says:

    Hey, come on whiteys. Leave the sucker punches to the niggers.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-19T13:47:56Z says:

      i wouldn't consider that a sucker punch...a sucker punch to me is when the other guy isn't looking

    • XxShadowFalconxX
      XxShadowFalconxX 2008-09-19T22:59:24Z says:

      dik...ur a sucker!!!

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-09-20T20:31:14Z says:

      I agree they one dude got caught slippin and got knocked the fuck out no sucker punch at all

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-09-19T07:09:32Z says:

    Fighting around the WOOOOORLD. Russsel crowe! Glorious day fighting !AAah

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-09-19T12:56:36Z says:

    well dayuh be sum wot trayush

  • Cuntbag
    Cuntbag 2008-09-19T12:56:59Z says:

    No such thing as a sucker punch. The only sucker punch is the one that doesn't connect. Fight to win, not to look cool. Trust me I know I created all you stupid redneck fuckbag's!

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-09-21T02:27:27Z says:

      Didn't you create grammar too?

  • Bootface
    Bootface 2008-09-19T13:53:55Z says:

    It'd be so awesome if he had a bouquet of stolen posies in hand

  • SeuSafado
    SeuSafado 2008-09-19T14:41:43Z says:

    legalize it...stop the violence...dude needs his plant

  • BlowBig
    BlowBig 2008-09-19T15:39:34Z says:

    C'mon Cleatus, Jethro is not giving your plant back after that.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2008-09-19T17:10:55Z says:

    The ole sit down casually, and say 'I don't have a problem with you dude' trick. Yeah, that always works. It's right up there with 'Look, I don't want any trouble, okay?' It translates as 'Please hit me' in the mind of the moron/drunk/drunk moron. Didn't anyone learn from Karate Kid? Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-19T20:01:25Z says:

      Apparently you didn't learn from Karate Kid because Daniel beat hell out of the top student saying that and Miyagi could have killed the teacher preaching that.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-19T23:20:38Z says:

      Good point. However, I have to say it does work for me most the time. And, to be fair...he did seem to have a bit of a problem with 'sweeping the leg' and therefore showed mercy...or at least hesitance.

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-09-20T08:22:08Z says:

      The appropriate lesson according to the wolthy okinawan phirosophy in this case would be: be ready, let him attack first, block his attack, counter and defeat. In case anybody gives a flying fuck, which I doubt.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-09-20T11:24:03Z says:

      Haha -you said wolthy phirosophy! I love you. Yes, yes - I think everybody here knows the true Miyagian ethos - but in reality the strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir concept works far better...unless you're Mr Miyagi. I used to do the whole 'English gentleman' thing of never striking first. But, after getting my ass kicked one too many times, I realised that it's better to give than to receive...and someone has to strike first in a fight - might as well be you (you normally win that way too) :-)

  • XxShadowFalconxX
    XxShadowFalconxX 2008-09-19T22:55:27Z says:

    pwned owned and 2toned!!!!!

  • mamer
    mamer 2008-09-20T17:59:11Z says:

    wiggers... kill them all.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-09-21T02:29:20Z says:

      The same could be said for most of the population of the states of Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama. (Honorable mentions go to West Virginia, Virginia, and the Carolinas.)

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-09-21T08:08:18Z says:

      Lets not forget Arkansas, Kansas and Nebraska.

  • guchifang
    guchifang 2008-09-20T20:17:31Z says:

    ha

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-09-21T08:17:57Z says:

    his punching technique was pretty impressive... not like those usual silly bitch slaps...

ADAT
posted September 19, 2008
by ADAT

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