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  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-10-04T04:28:29Z says:

    Hahaha, oh man, dik, he fucking stepped in it!

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-04T07:45:25Z says:

      he should have hired another guy to step in it for him

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-10-04T13:17:00Z says:

      He's just showing that he still has street cred.

    • spankbot
      spankbot 2008-10-04T21:31:48Z says:

      With those shoes, he deserved it.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-10-04T04:41:04Z says:

    Whats the difference between a black man and dog shit?

    Dog shit turns white and stops stinking after a few days.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-04T04:47:00Z says:

      You know the difference between a black man and snow tires?

      Snow tires don't scream when you wrap chains around them.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-10-04T05:24:34Z says:

      Whats the difference between me and this comment?


      I dunno...

    • BobTX
      BobTX 2008-10-04T05:35:23Z says:

      lol! The dog shit turns "white" and this is how the black man is not the same as dog shit. We solute your effort at halting your evolution. It seems to be working. You're as dumb as shit.

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-10-04T06:13:15Z says:

      Go "solute" your god of political correctness. You don't get minority points for defending niggers here... we're the guys who complain about lack of anchovies on street pizza and debate on what tubgirl did or did not have for her previous meal.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-04T06:45:31Z says:

      Unfunny racist jokes aren't funny.

    • RonT
      RonT 2008-10-04T07:05:48Z says:

      How do you get a black man down from a tree?

      Cut the rope

    • ChongVersion2
      ChongVersion2 2008-10-04T07:30:44Z says:

      An Irishman walks into a bar with a huge pile of dog shit in his hand. He says "Hey guys, look what I almost stepped in!"

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-04T07:47:07Z says:

      Hahaha!

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-10-04T10:41:28Z says:

      those nigga jokes were hilarious. keep em coming.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T14:04:49Z says:

      The Irish joke was the best.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T14:16:17Z says:

      your all horribly racist, judging people by the color of their skin or their background.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-04T19:20:19Z says:

      Fuck off, bootface. You're worse than most of us.

      What's the proper way to wink at a black man?
      *mimes sighting through a rifle scope*

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-04T19:20:39Z says:

      I usually tell that as a politician joke

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2008-10-04T22:24:45Z says:

      well those nigger jokes werent too bad, but irish one got me laughing.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-04T22:31:04Z says:

      one for meximelt:
      what do mexicans and cue-balls
      have in common?

      the harder you hit 'em, the more english you get out of 'em

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-05T00:01:36Z says:

      Why did they call the Mexican midget "Paragraph"?

      He was too short to be an essa.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-05T00:12:14Z says:

      i jes don gets it smurfsy...

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-10-05T00:56:05Z says:

      "ese´" or essa...not quite a essay.

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-05T01:04:18Z says:

      a priest, a rabbi, and an irishman walk into a bar...
      bartender says:
      "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

  • Rompipalle
    Rompipalle 2008-10-04T05:47:00Z says:

    Diddy stepped in the shit, thus changing the original form it was in, and now he'll say it's some new shit he just made. Much like all the other work he's done with other people's fame.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-10-04T07:29:52Z says:

      ^^ Accurate and funny.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-04T07:44:15Z says:

      hahaha ya

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-04T11:26:11Z says:

      Yes. This is wit. Skank? Take notes please.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T14:06:23Z says:

      Yeah, that's fucking funny.

      Crissy, fuck off. You haven't said one funny thing since your sorry ass showed up.

  • TheFlork
    TheFlork 2008-10-04T05:51:36Z says:

    haha what a dumb shit

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-04T05:56:49Z says:

    Why does this asshole keep changing his name?

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-10-04T06:14:12Z says:

      The real question is why he keeps changing it from bad to worse.

  • SLIKRK
    SLIKRK 2008-10-04T05:58:07Z says:

    Even a man with gold shoes can step in shit

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2008-10-04T08:08:20Z says:

    he was probably going to burger king

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-04T22:14:25Z says:

      ^white castle

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-04T10:39:13Z says:

    It's poop again!!

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2008-10-04T10:59:08Z says:

      Don't put it out with yer boots Ted!

    • rock_strongo
      rock_strongo 2008-10-04T12:43:02Z says:

      Don't tell me about my business Devil Woman.

  • LdyMorgan
    LdyMorgan 2008-10-04T10:51:52Z says:

    He thought he was melting...

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2008-10-04T11:28:11Z says:

    I'm no longer agnostic is all I'm saying.
    How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T14:08:13Z says:

      That's the kind of joke that weak, pussy white guys say.

      Now we know.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T14:17:50Z says:

      Hank would never say that kinda joke, cuz hes a tough white guy, livin in the mean streets of tokyo, forgetting hes white at all.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T14:31:42Z says:

      I don't really think about being white too much. I'm just a "foriegner".

      Also, I don't feel the need to fantasize about me beating other people up.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T14:38:49Z says:

      Dirty gaijin, good thing you dont fantasize about beating people up, because that would never happen.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T14:56:57Z says:

      It happens once every great while. Because I can defend myself, I don't need to fantasize about it.

      People that always worry and think about fighting other people do that because they are afraid.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T15:05:50Z says:

      Im hank im a fighter, i took karate when i was a kid 30 years ago.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T15:12:23Z says:

      That shit is just dumb. We both know there is no way of proving one's toughness on the internet.

      So, what the fuck are you going on about? You must think you are some kinda badass, otherwise you wouldn't be going on about it like a little girl.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T15:13:20Z says:

      It's more like ButtFace reckons himself tough.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T15:18:07Z says:

      I Reckon? Im not from the south, but you've said yourself you think southerners are all stupid. Thats not close minded at all, in fact thats really progressive, the kind of thinking that closes the dampers on racism, way to go.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-10-04T15:23:45Z says:

      youre a gringo to the japanese

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-04T15:52:50Z says:

      You guys need to meet somewhere in the middle and fight this one out.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T15:57:23Z says:

      Hell we could meet in tokyo and end any problems, im just a ways north..got friends to the south anyway. We could even film it for muchos sake.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-04T16:04:06Z says:

      Does anyone here actually like Bootface? I'm bothered by the immense stupidity of every one of his posts. He seems to believe he's holding his own against Hank, but anyone with half a brain can see that's not true. He's grasping for whatever he can say, and it's coming out pretty fail.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T16:08:45Z says:

      All i will say is ive seen your drawings.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T16:16:19Z says:

      Bootface is all alone. Aallll aloooonnnnne, but he's so tough, it doesn't bother him.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-04T16:18:58Z says:

      Grasping for anything again. As if you can define me by that? I live in New York City, btw. Got something smart to say about that? There's nothing sadder than someone who thinks he getting some serious "burns," but no one agrees. You're the loser at parties that makes a shitload of racist jokes that makes everyone uncomfortable. And Bootface, nobody likes that guy. Nobody.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T16:22:13Z says:

      Im alone? maybe on mucho, which is fine. If i was surrounded by friends here id kill myself. Supra, define somebody by a drawing? Of course, what kind of loser piece of shit would draw mucho members. You live in NYC? Ok..? I dont care.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-04T16:25:27Z says:

      I bet Buttfuck was just beginning to feel accepted because he got to participate in flaming on someone the other day. Now he is realizing everyone still thinks he is a dumbshit.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T16:29:10Z says:

      Nah hes just not around, you fags are always around though.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T16:30:41Z says:

      Yep, he's gonna have to try harder to be accepted.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-04T16:30:55Z says:

      So you don't want to fit in, yet you keep posting here over and over with the same tired jokes? Certainly looks like you're looking for acceptance. It's easy to see why you're racist when you're so quick to define me. And I'm sure you do care that I live in NYC. You're more than likely make some stupid comment referencing it later just like how you make stupid comments all the time about Hank's location and wife.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-10-04T16:34:31Z says:

      He keeps a little pad next to his keyboard and takes notes so he'll have "ammo" later.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T16:36:21Z says:

      Your really sensitive about your down syndrome style drawings aren't you? I see your hanks butt buddy, when have i ever referenced posts about his wife or location? I live in japan too, i dont see how that would count. Dumbass

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T16:43:40Z says:

      Buttface has fewer friends than a cannibal and less charisma than a bee sting. He might become a long term loser like ElPiss, but I suspect he'll pass on like all the rest....

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-04T16:47:01Z says:

      Once again, grasping for whatever you can get. First of all, I didn't even mention anything about my drawings in the last post, yet you brought it up. I'm glad that little pad next to your keyboard is being used. Second of all, you're a complete moron if you don't even know when you mention his wife and location. Oh, wait. Living in Japan negates anything you've said that offensive to the Japs.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-04T16:52:50Z says:

      ElChris might be cooler than Bootface. He's a moron, and I'm pretty sure even he knows it. But Bootface thinks he's NOT a moron, and that's simply not true.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T16:53:25Z says:

      Tojos*, and Hank..i like the rhyme, you could be a rapper!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-04T16:57:22Z says:

      You are a pile of shit.

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-10-04T17:03:24Z says:

      Whys that hank, because you cant think of anything clever to say?

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-10-04T18:33:29Z says:

      i think/know that im a moron?? pfff hahaha. i know that im better in every way than every single one of you circus freaks

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-10-04T18:35:10Z says:

      who is supraliminal btw?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-04T19:21:48Z says:

      I'll admit that I just skipped all of that, but did anyone point out that it should have been a reply?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-10-04T19:36:49Z says:

      Nobody wanted to point that out cuz CruelHomo would just type a 1000 word essay on how it wasn't a reply.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-04T22:57:08Z says:

      Haha^.
      To whom or what was I supposed to be replying exactly? Now now smerf, don't tell me you are gonna force me to make you look dumb again - I thought you'd learnt since yesterday to not attempt to find flaws in my posts, because you tend to end up with egg on yer face.
      I can see how you might assume that what I initially typed may appear like a reply of some kind to someone else, but it was purely off-the-cuff and me saying, 'There is a God.' Of course, a generic racist joke seemed appropriate for the closer. (How's yer d-d-d-dd double-posting issue going btw?)
      @Supra - I think maybe calling Nips 'Japs' might be deemed offensive too. Of course, that is open to conjecture...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-10-05T00:03:52Z says:

      Possibly the entire thread full of jokes making fun of black people. Either way, last time I checked, you lost yesterday as well. In fact, you seem to lose every time, in every way. I suggest you lose at life.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-05T01:01:32Z says:

      bootface... didnt i destroy you enough yesterday? go home and heal your butthole

    • possum
      possum 2008-10-05T01:23:20Z says:

      bootsy's gotta be a GI joe...
      no other way that such a racist pig could exist after leaving the hillbilly hog farm for even a month or so...
      is it that the japs actually look down on YOU (as a foreigner) that's set free your inner Nazi?

      ...sure wish our military had some sort of a psych profile that would weed out you sorry excuses...
      ...and us yanks sit here and wonder why "everyone seems to hate us now"...boots kinda explains that with every post

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-05T06:50:24Z says:

      I was actually debating whether or not I was going to use the word "Japs." Decided it wasn't offensive. It's really the context. Like the word Jew.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-10-05T06:52:45Z says:

      I was considering the use of "Japs." I decided it wasn't racist. It's all a matter of context. Like the word "Jew."
      I hope this isn't a double post, but I refreshed and it seemed my post didn't show up, so I'm retyping it.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2008-10-05T11:41:48Z says:

      @smerf. Ummm. No. You're a fucking dipshit that has been double-posting recently like a UPS nub on crack. Pretty sure 1rish1 could confirm you were indeed made to look like a pretty rotten anus yesterday with your foot-in-mouth attempts to correct me on things which needed no correction. Of course, then there's the thread with that crazy 'picnic' pic, and the thread where you deny climate change and state that we could all happily carry on living without trees as the algae in the world would provide us all with enough oxygen to get by with.
      Do you need me to post the links to all your fucking insanely unintelligent posts, and kindergarten-level fuck ups?
      You're just really, really bad dude. You're desperate to prove to everyone here that you're super smart, and are an 'authority' on things. Whereas, the blatant truth is that you're thicker than week-old mashed potato, call people 'noobs' when you continually make the most 'nubbish' of errors here (*Hint* when you post, just coz the lil spinny thing keeps spinning, it doesn't mean your post won't show up minutes later - so no need to double-post), and your double-act with this kojach retard the other night was just poetry in inertia.
      In short, you have hereby lost cunt status, by simply being not good enough at anything at all.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-05T12:02:52Z says:

      Possum, that was a pretty good comment.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-04T15:53:42Z says:

    Now he can follow his footsteps back to his limo.

  • KaKaFiYaBaLL
    KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-10-04T22:44:36Z says:

    This shit's priceless.

  • fw6766
    fw6766 2008-10-20T19:37:19Z says:

    Classic

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