Our counterattack will be fierce and unforgiving. I have now made myself constipated so i will not supply you with any more ammunition, you farts. GO PUKE VIDEO TEAM!!!
So wait, they decided to continue after she dropped the first lump ball, and then minutes after she let loose the "chocolate rain"? They shouldv'e definitely quit after the first one. Only a black person could keep a boner up after an instance like that.
So, there's this legend going around. This girl is having sex with her boyfriend (she lives at home) and he asks to stick it in her ass, she says, "Ok, but only for a little bit". A little bit later the door opens, her parents are home. The guy freaks, but the girl pleads with him not to pull out. But he's too scared of being caught, he pulls out and shit goes everywhere, all over the carpet, sheets and curtains and it's bad too. We're talkin liquids and solids and things hard to place as either of those. So he hides under the bed and she has just enough time to put her clothes on. Her parents walk in and she blames it on the dog (it was a big dog, but still far fetched). Miraculously, they actually believe her. So she thinks everything is fine. When she comes the next day, her parents tell her they put the dog to sleep. The End.
what a fuckin dick that camera guy is... like she doesnt feel stupid enough. that is really immature. hate to break it to you guys, but the asshole really is made for pooping. If you cant handle a little poop, dont go there.
hahaha yeah really, I mean girls in porn make around 200 - 300 thousand a year, guys only make like a tenth of that... she should have been better prepared, and perhaps not signed up for porn with amateur camera man.
Nothing like sticking in a chick's ass, and having her thank you by hosing you down with a little brown shower. I would have made her lick the fucking sheets clean.
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turd poker probably has hepatitis now
now???
This shit is just unfair you can incorporate shitting into anything
Yeah take that. SHIT VIDEO!!!!!
Our counterattack will be fierce and unforgiving. I have now made myself constipated so i will not supply you with any more ammunition, you farts. GO PUKE VIDEO TEAM!!!
Bad plan- If anyone's got a camera around when the dam breaks, SHIT VIDEO will make a fortune.
Oh no, the jig's up, everyone execute plan B.
How did we get stuck with this guy? While I appreciate the effort, the plan definately has some holes in it.
go shit go shit go!
OMG, a piece of the black guy's dick fell off!
lol that's a good one
keep the tip...
And then it melted inside her!
God, that's one hot ass.
i lol'd massively
I was laughed
lol para.. old school inside joke
That's what you get for fucking a couple of German chicks.
???
But you are right. Obviously only German chicks can shit.
If they were Japanese, the shit would be going into them.
Hey, he just fucked the shit out of her! And that is the loosest asshole I have ever seen.
Never seen Goatse guy, eh?
...excellent point, actually. But still... That's a fucking loose anus.
"Oh my god! Worst thing I've ever seen."
Just wait, there's more.
ya
the camera man obviously has never been to muchosucko
"OMG,OMG,Oh,ho mg , worst thing l've ever seen"
nope , never been to mucho.
So wait, they decided to continue after she dropped the first lump ball, and then minutes after she let loose the "chocolate rain"? They shouldv'e definitely quit after the first one. Only a black person could keep a boner up after an instance like that.
Exactly why I gave it the title "Didn't learn the first time"
"Chocolate Rain", nice.
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain!!!!
Arch, I think we need to write a song based on those words.
What a great idea.
We might even get to go on Jimmy Kimmel.
didn't Prince do that song already?
John Mayer sorta did.
Good thing I submitted this like over a week ago.....
So, there's this legend going around. This girl is having sex with her boyfriend (she lives at home) and he asks to stick it in her ass, she says, "Ok, but only for a little bit". A little bit later the door opens, her parents are home. The guy freaks, but the girl pleads with him not to pull out. But he's too scared of being caught, he pulls out and shit goes everywhere, all over the carpet, sheets and curtains and it's bad too. We're talkin liquids and solids and things hard to place as either of those. So he hides under the bed and she has just enough time to put her clothes on. Her parents walk in and she blames it on the dog (it was a big dog, but still far fetched). Miraculously, they actually believe her. So she thinks everything is fine. When she comes the next day, her parents tell her they put the dog to sleep. The End.
True story that happened to you?
Yeah, I wish. I just heard it.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to get rid of one annoying dog.
The Reno 911! way was better.
Nigger ass-fucking!
way to state the obvious.
LOL the camera guy is like "Don't move don't move" Like if she got shot or something.
never seen a turd go in!! then out ... then in........
This made me fuckin sick, nice job
Yup, wasn't prepared for the 'gravy' at the end :s
Wow. Being a porn camera man does have it's perks! And you all thought it would be one of the most boring jobs in the world!
lol ahhahahaha
what a fuckin dick that camera guy is... like she doesnt feel stupid enough. that is really immature. hate to break it to you guys, but the asshole really is made for pooping. If you cant handle a little poop, dont go there.
but if you're paying a slut to get ass rammed on camera she should come pipe cleaned and ready for action, not straight from the goddam buffet.
I didn't see this going to an intelligent conversation. Bravo.
I was kinda under the impression the laydeez were given an enema or something for anal scenes...lol, couldn't have been more wrong there.
Well put hanya, well put
who cares how she feels, she being paid to get fucked in the ass.
OhSnap, shut the fuck up. I'm tired of your lip.
porn starlets are like dogs, they have no souls
hahaha yeah really, I mean girls in porn make around 200 - 300 thousand a year, guys only make like a tenth of that... she should have been better prepared, and perhaps not signed up for porn with amateur camera man.
Or an amateur Reply Button misser.
Something tells me she doesn't make 200k a year.
the fact she couldn't afford an enema is the first clue.
FAKE!!!
OMG Dude, that title was right on the money. Her milk shake scares all the boys out of her butt.... :)LOL
Nothing like sticking in a chick's ass, and having her thank you by hosing you down with a little brown shower. I would have made her lick the fucking sheets clean.
She didn't even wipe her ass. She wiped the back of her leg but not the ass.
That's because he was standing too far away.