Die Happy

gargamouth 2007-04-10T04:22:13Z says:

FUCKING FIRST!!

LadyHawk 2007-04-10T04:43:08Z says:
Did you mull that over?

peener 2007-04-10T05:04:25Z says:

okaay.. vodka, absinthe, some scotch and gin... perfect recipe for intense vomiting and a trip to the hospital!

supernova 2007-04-10T05:26:59Z says:
No, that's a lazy mans Long Island.
Balls_Malone 2007-04-10T08:21:41Z says:
Absinthe has to be one of the most retarded drinks ever.
FurryMcPervington 2007-04-10T10:20:14Z says:
yay, alchol poisoning!
Plantshit 2007-04-10T13:13:57Z says:
when i were 14 years old i could drink like 2-3 L of vodka each time i party.
Balls_Malone 2007-04-10T14:54:49Z says:
Wow, plantshit, that's SO COOL!
Plantshit 2007-04-10T16:29:42Z says:
really?
Balls_Malone 2007-04-10T17:37:33Z says:
No.
Plantshit 2007-04-10T19:12:25Z says:
impressed? jelous?
girlslaughingatyou 2007-04-10T21:42:31Z says:
That doesn't look like Absinthe... it looks like a bottle of Midori (melon liquor). And I've done shots like this, quite fun :)
para-bellum 2007-04-11T00:35:38Z says:
Plantshit, fuck off. 2 to 3 liters (litres) of Vodka (at, say 40%) would cause ingestation of 1 liter (litre) of ethyl alcohol - equivalent to approximately 35 pints (UK) or over 40 pints (US) or around 20 liters (litres) of beer at 5%ABV. I think you may be talking poo-poo. Say, have you also got a twelve-inch (30.5cm) cock? You fucking retard; die.
K-Billy 2007-04-11T00:49:43Z says:
"I got to drink absinthe in Ireland. Absinthe is a liquor that they outlaw. It's supposed to make you trip hallucinogenically. So I got excited because I like to hallucinate. So I started drinking lots of shots. But really it's just a liquor, so really, I was just getting fucked up. I wasn't even remotely tripping. After 10 shots, I fell to the ground. I then was trying to force the trip. "Why is the floor as low as I can go?" Aww shit." --Mitch Hedburg
IGoPPStandingUp 2007-04-11T07:31:55Z says:
thats because non of you ever tried real absinthe most of the stuff out there today isnt the real stuff with enuf thujon to do anything to you. If you search hard enuf and pay out the ass you can find the good shyt.
Plantshit 2007-04-11T10:39:24Z says:
Im not lying....when i was a kid i could drink very much .
girlslaughingatyou 2007-04-11T17:02:32Z says:
Mitch Hedburg ( I thought it was Hepburg, but I digress) was an awesome comic. I loved the doughnut receipt joke.

short 2007-04-10T05:33:51Z says:

Dieing's not so bad, what's bad is when you drink enough to replace the water in your stomach lining with alcohol, it doesn't protect it from the acid then. After that enjoy not moving very much for a month or so.

supernova 2007-04-10T05:43:36Z says:
We've all been there a time or two.
Balls_Malone 2007-04-10T09:34:47Z says:
Not sure what you're on about, short, since our stomach lining is protected from the acid by mucous.
gstar 2007-04-10T15:13:42Z says:
eww balls... your stomach is lined with snot.
Balls_Malone 2007-04-10T15:28:31Z says:
Worst part is: it's not even mine.
gstar 2007-04-10T16:19:42Z says:
damn, i'm on muchosucko a lot, and look at a shitload of gory pictures, but that comment you just made me feel queasy, and i have no idea why.
para-bellum 2007-04-11T00:28:08Z says:
^lol, balls
smerf 2007-04-11T00:32:57Z says:
Well done, Balls. You have learned well, grasshopper. Now you must snatch this peb- Hey, where'd it go?
short 2007-04-11T05:02:39Z says:
Yes mucous, which is mostly made of water. Alcohol can replace that, i forget how but it does, then it doesn't protect your stomach properly.
-Morph- 2007-04-11T05:29:37Z says:
it dosent "replace" it.. it simply causes it to basically evaporate of sorts.. its the same reason you get a hangover if you dont drink lots of water while getting trashed.
Balls_Malone 2007-04-11T07:55:25Z says:
Not so much, Morph. Alcohol is a serious diuretic, so you get dehydrated from drinking, which is a big cause of a hangover. Then you add in the tummy rot factor of the acidity.