smerf's scotch and deja's cider for me. - tho not magners, that's just a trendy irish poofs drink that doesn't actually taste of cider and they charge you double for it cos it's got queer adverts and it's full of fucking ice.
Beer, Chu-hi, Bourbon, White wine, Red wine. This is in order of frequency, not taste. Taste order would reverse 2 and 3. And nobody ask me what chu-hi is. Fucking wiki it you lazy fuckers!
I have the 12, smerf. Glenmorangie is my favorite, although many people don't really care for it, as I do. I like whisky but, I dont really appreciate the whiskeys that are strong for the sake of being strong, i.e. Ardbeg - if you know what I mean.
Wheat Beer
Scotch (pref Islay single malt)
Guiness
IPA (like Batemans)
Vodka (pref Wybrowka)
Gin & Tonic (Hendricks is the bollocks)
Rum (pref Morgan spiced)
Port (LBV is my favourite)
Wine (Shiraz)
Absinthe
Brandy
Schnapps
Sake
Glenmorangie's not that bad Oranje. You should try Isle of Jura or Scapa, both very nice. I just prefer a good Islay malt sometimes (especially Lagavulin or Ardberg).
Come on Yak, you can still be a man, make a trip to sweden. You need to stay with me and i show you how to accomplish to be a real man. This is the quest of your life and you will be so much happier and have so much fun.
jeagermiester, crown (or R&R if your cheap like me) Erk & Jerk (E&J), grey goose, Jack, half hypnotiq and half cognac makes incredible hulk, and i'm required by stereotype to love hennessey
hank: i always be here for you , and i always will be in your mind and dreams. I will be the man holding my hand on your right shoulder when you take your last breath.
hank wetdreams are about sex with little children in such ways it cant be explaned with this simple language. You need a supercomputer to tell it in detail.
as mighty and awesome Im i think i will find some way to make me and hank immortal, then of course i will seal us in a inbreakable capsales that will be placed in the middle of the sun. Then we will fight and argue for ethernity and we cant die , it never ends .
i dream and my dreams are very real , its like im there. Well to the point. Suddenly i was in a big machines hall filled with machines, the sound was loud even if i had my earprotection gears. I watch behind me and i saw a big box with a window and people inside, i walked to the door and walk in. It was opertional room with computer to the machine outside. The sounds from the machines was still there but not very much but still annoying. It was warm , i was quite wet from the sweat, i look at the people they where quite and stared out of the window to the machines. I felt the feeling of the workers, they were depressed and didnt want to be there. The job was always the same and they had to eat microwave food , some ate food from home but most of them ate food from a machine. Thats how i learned how a workerant feels.
industry workers are probebly the most workerants there is. Same shit everyday , the only things that feed the depression is alcohole or food( the most popular one) . They are curious , they like to know therefor they read lots of newspaper. The compare much and talk shit about other , its like they having the own hierarchy in the workerant group.
im glad to escape all thoose wierd feeling that troubles the mind and body. Maybe thats why my kind live a very long life, but i want to live for ethernity, i would never get bored.
its mostly the same shit everyday, the work at the same machine, in the same room . They love to eat at work, they are like hungry dogs. It almost distgusting , they are like old people at retirement homes, they just sit and wait for lunch and dinner all day. Then when they eat its like an dog , its like they change. Well this is my opinion and how things is/where at the place.
LOL Deja!! I reread what I wrote and thought to myself... there's no way he'll understand what I just said... but he confuses me all the time, so I figured what the hell... turn about is fair play??
deja , deja how can u hate on planty... his weird talking is what cracks me up , also cause chinaska fears planty. YES chinaska u fear him hahahhhahahahaa
Assembly line workers are probably the lowest on the stack. If I had to choose, I would sooner scrub toilets, than have my brain rot on the line and then in front of my TV at home.
why dont that suprise me Dejavu , a girl that learn to ignore from its mother. Cant say that a bad thing because the ignoration thing give you girls a lot of advantage especially when you are attractive, but you dont fool me. Im not an attention whore, i like to share my knowledge/opinion and get same back. Did you learn to not get a selfconfidence too, that will be the missing piece in a womens life filled in by a boy that has selfconfidence and tell the girl she is fine etc bla bla bla.
Great... now I'm Scrotumus... as if Hillary's Taint was bad enough... Dik, the first time I read what was wrote, I thought it had said I fucked YOU... LMAO. I'm too tired for this shit... (hellonurse)
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Why do I suspect this is actually Yak and Deja?
Deja would not be caught dead with her hair like that.
James, I think that one is Yak.
i didn't actually start drinking until i was 24(ish), now i'm playing catch up ;/
beer's gross
What do you drink?
she drinks cider
Only?
Beer is shit!
Go Kopparberg, its so nice & fruity. (Im really not gay)
the closest i get to 'beer' is kriekbier... bulmers/magners is my favourite... i also like gin & tonics and amaretto
Good scotch, no water, one ice cube.
Those who think beer is gross, are fags. Go drink you fudge packing Zima's and mixed drinks. ASSPUPPETS!
Ohhh Deja! Amaretto is a good choice. Amaretto Sours with extra cherry juice. Or hell, straight for that matter.
gin... *heave*...
scotch... *heave*...
i dont liek alcohol...
i do like bay breezes and daquris.. and ...
im gay arent i?
flaming :P
Jim Beam....Straight up.
smerf's scotch and deja's cider for me. - tho not magners, that's just a trendy irish poofs drink that doesn't actually taste of cider and they charge you double for it cos it's got queer adverts and it's full of fucking ice.
red wine makes me feel warm on the inside, yummers
lighter fluid, straight up
remember its ok to mix with ice or other alcoholic beverages but mix it with coke,fruit,or even a blender your a fag!
^^^red wine makes my arms go numb! rye and orange juice all the way
Scotch too, im working through a bottle of Glenlivet right now.
Beer, Chu-hi, Bourbon, White wine, Red wine. This is in order of frequency, not taste. Taste order would reverse 2 and 3. And nobody ask me what chu-hi is. Fucking wiki it you lazy fuckers!
Boom, I've got a bottle of the 12 year old Glenlivet and half a bottle of the 18 year old.
jimijames, you obviously haven't got a clue
ive got a bottle of home made wine thats over a year old
I've got 3 chu-hi left, sitting on my kitchen counter.
That chu-hi looks quite good, what strength is it?
Ume is 5%, Grapefruit 6%, Lemon 7%.
That chu-hi stuff looks good, i think I'm going to look for it the next time I'm in Toronto.
fuckin wimp! jack daniel's straight up!
Bulleit Bourbon easily beats JD, it's far smoother.
bullit or bulleit is that the name brand?
Chu-hi is a good beer alternative. Same strength, but dif. flavors.
Also, chu-hi, for me, has a lighter hangover and less alcohol breath issues than beer or whiskey.
Mad dog 20/20 try drinking a couple of bottles of that, then come to mucho
I've also got a bottle of Black Bush hanging around.
It's called Bulleit Bourbon Frontier Whiskey, it's a Kentucky whiskey and there's a bottle of it staring right at me...
Gentleman Jack is pretty good for the money.
thanks, i am going to try that mrfugs
black bush ?
she should trim more
I have the 12, smerf. Glenmorangie is my favorite, although many people don't really care for it, as I do. I like whisky but, I dont really appreciate the whiskeys that are strong for the sake of being strong, i.e. Ardbeg - if you know what I mean.
Smooooooooooooooooooth all the way!
Right....
Wheat Beer
Scotch (pref Islay single malt)
Guiness
IPA (like Batemans)
Vodka (pref Wybrowka)
Gin & Tonic (Hendricks is the bollocks)
Rum (pref Morgan spiced)
Port (LBV is my favourite)
Wine (Shiraz)
Absinthe
Brandy
Schnapps
Sake
All are good stuff.
Glenmorangie's not that bad Oranje. You should try Isle of Jura or Scapa, both very nice. I just prefer a good Islay malt sometimes (especially Lagavulin or Ardberg).
Come on Yak, you can still be a man, make a trip to sweden. You need to stay with me and i show you how to accomplish to be a real man. This is the quest of your life and you will be so much happier and have so much fun.
^ Let me just paraphrase:
'You will get mutilated & sold to tourists'.
yak is already way more man than you'll ever be plantshit
Gasoline or gtfo.
.
.
.
Oh, and Planty: pwned
haha DejaPoo owned PlantBoy
jeagermiester, crown (or R&R if your cheap like me) Erk & Jerk (E&J), grey goose, Jack, half hypnotiq and half cognac makes incredible hulk, and i'm required by stereotype to love hennessey
his penis hasn't grown since
Did you measure it?
with his tongue...
Zing!
if she does something about her eyebrows, she'll be a real hotty
(*quickly adds) when she grows up, is what i meant!!
this is how hank get his laid to. He get kids drunk then rape them.
ouch^
hahaahahahahaah
Are you a fucking hyena, or something?
Plantshit burned your ass.
he is hank! always feeding off planty's scrap!
hank: i always be here for you , and i always will be in your mind and dreams. I will be the man holding my hand on your right shoulder when you take your last breath.
now thats being a friend planty!
^^ haahahhahaha Planshit is chinaksa worst nightmare
everytime hank having a nightmare he no who to blame.
^^you must be the best wetdream^^
he know*
The Truth!
this is getting gay by the sounds of it
hank wetdreams are about sex with little children in such ways it cant be explaned with this simple language. You need a supercomputer to tell it in detail.
as mighty and awesome Im i think i will find some way to make me and hank immortal, then of course i will seal us in a inbreakable capsales that will be placed in the middle of the sun. Then we will fight and argue for ethernity and we cant die , it never ends .
i dream and my dreams are very real , its like im there. Well to the point. Suddenly i was in a big machines hall filled with machines, the sound was loud even if i had my earprotection gears. I watch behind me and i saw a big box with a window and people inside, i walked to the door and walk in. It was opertional room with computer to the machine outside. The sounds from the machines was still there but not very much but still annoying. It was warm , i was quite wet from the sweat, i look at the people they where quite and stared out of the window to the machines. I felt the feeling of the workers, they were depressed and didnt want to be there. The job was always the same and they had to eat microwave food , some ate food from home but most of them ate food from a machine. Thats how i learned how a workerant feels.
industry workers are probebly the most workerants there is. Same shit everyday , the only things that feed the depression is alcohole or food( the most popular one) . They are curious , they like to know therefor they read lots of newspaper. The compare much and talk shit about other , its like they having the own hierarchy in the workerant group.
im glad to escape all thoose wierd feeling that troubles the mind and body. Maybe thats why my kind live a very long life, but i want to live for ethernity, i would never get bored.
Yak: when are you going to pay me educating at your site?
"industry workers are probebly the most workerants there is. Same shit everyday , the only things that feed the depression is alcohole or food"
You really are a Theory X type of guy, aren't you, Planty.
its mostly the same shit everyday, the work at the same machine, in the same room . They love to eat at work, they are like hungry dogs. It almost distgusting , they are like old people at retirement homes, they just sit and wait for lunch and dinner all day. Then when they eat its like an dog , its like they change. Well this is my opinion and how things is/where at the place.
you know, youre still young. in 10 years you could be married, with 4 kids working at the local absolut vodka fabrik
in ten year i will be plantshit+10years older.
in ten year i hope i have developed so far so i cant feel how to like someone , feel bored, not even feel empthy.
Empthy? Would that be more like empty or empathy?? Empathy is the opposite of Apathy, so make your selection carefully...
hellonurse, i wouldn't bother trying to get an answer for that from plantshit.
my mum always told me to ignore something and it'll go away... unfortunately that doesn't work in plantshit's case :/
LOL Deja!! I reread what I wrote and thought to myself... there's no way he'll understand what I just said... but he confuses me all the time, so I figured what the hell... turn about is fair play??
deja , deja how can u hate on planty... his weird talking is what cracks me up , also cause chinaska fears planty. YES chinaska u fear him hahahhhahahahaa
easy, plantshit's just an attention whoring fucktard with nothing worth saying ever
Deja, I think I love you! In a totally non-lesbian way of course...
yes deja is one of the many reasons I like mucho... now if she only would post a pic hahahhahaa
I think hank and plantshit are the same person.
Assembly line workers are probably the lowest on the stack. If I had to choose, I would sooner scrub toilets, than have my brain rot on the line and then in front of my TV at home.
Plantshit will be dead or doing a dime in the local pen in 10 years.
i mean empty
why dont that suprise me Dejavu , a girl that learn to ignore from its mother. Cant say that a bad thing because the ignoration thing give you girls a lot of advantage especially when you are attractive, but you dont fool me. Im not an attention whore, i like to share my knowledge/opinion and get same back. Did you learn to not get a selfconfidence too, that will be the missing piece in a womens life filled in by a boy that has selfconfidence and tell the girl she is fine etc bla bla bla.
I'm so glad I went to bed last night and missed the latest ramblings from the bubble.
you see hank i got more life experience then you.
No way. Hank has fucked me, therefore you lose Planty.
DAMMIT!! Who's fucking around on my avi THIS time?? Samuel... is that YOU?
hellonurse youre quite a skank
I AM a dirty slut.
Great... now I'm Scrotumus... as if Hillary's Taint was bad enough... Dik, the first time I read what was wrote, I thought it had said I fucked YOU... LMAO. I'm too tired for this shit... (hellonurse)
Dik, 'accomplished is NOT a noun'. EVER.
Mm, I love me some pigtails. (I expect Morph to weigh in)