Dik in Office
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Comments to Dik in Office
I'd vote for dik
He probably would have done a better job. Atleast weed would be legal.
This ones pretty good. I thought claude and NixonsGhost had the PS on lockdown. I was wrong.
seriously, I started looking for claude in the pic then was like HOLY SHIT IT'S NOT A CLAUDE PS
You should look for Papa bear jonesy instead.
The window.
Nice work there Jones..
good job jones....hope claude dosent have a patent on that! :P
I would have balanced the flesh tones. But, instead I'll go with: "WTF, did you have a tanning bed installed in the Oval Office?"
Nice tits
Guess who's they are, possum.
I forgot how nice her's are.
seriously?
wowsers
Stan's got his tits out ?
Who's are they?
You're kidding, right?
You're kittying, right?
You're stupid, right?
Jamie's knockers are in my favourites :0)
Jamiee norks are on my hard drive....making me hard
OH YEAH!
creepy
1rish1 is on my floppy drive making me floppy
Your fatassedness and impending heart disease is making you floppy.
i'm not fat at all. you dont really make me floppy , more sort of 'semi'
I don't care.
i think you do really
I assure you, I don't.
oh well fuck you then...
Is that what he looks like?
just his head
Then who's the guy in his avatar? His boyfriend.
Hunter S. Thompson fuckstain
I know who it is! Don't take everything out of context fuckboy.
He actually looks rather presidential in this. It's all about strategery.
Kudos on the jamiee and Stan touches.
The picture collection makes this.
jones gave dik a little hair cut
I'm sorry to say, but dik can't be president. Blacks can, but dik can't. He's Canadian.
I'm Canadian too. We should hang out.
Do you like poutine?
dik is canadian
tool is - i think - from Pennsylvania?
Mugly is - apparently - just plain worthless?
I like poutine. Only place I can get it is at a Syracuse Crunch game, though.
or pretty much any restaurant in canada..
welcome back toolman......where have you been?
Major set back with the wife. But she's coming aroud.
have you stop drinking ?
Why would I do that? My beer miester is only a few years old.
Dik, third drawer down on the left is where I stashed all the presidential weed.
thanks
obama got to it first
naw, he's more into the coke. but since he's a dem, no one really cares.
They care, it's just more accepted because they're more libral about it.
I bet his new song is Inhale To The Chief.
Dik looks like trailer trash
You look like a white Ethiopian.
Sticky McStickinsect
lol keep believing that's me if it makes you feel better. Are all Englishmen this stupid?
first
to give dik a ride to the beer store.
Randy is a complete fuckwit
you see...
You fool me cant get fooled again.
Did not figure Dik to be the rocker or hippie type.
change has come you sonsofbitches
End the war in Iraq !!
busy legalizing weed...maybe tomorrow
wait tomorrow i was thinking of calling in sick...
...but you live at work
... we all know...
Get the troops out of Iraq and put them in Iran..its a no-brainer you bong token canuck
Yeah, put 'em in Iran.
Watch them get killed even quicker than in Iraq.
Herby, you're what the Italians would call an 'idiota'.
dik in a suit is just silly.
yeah , wouldnt he be naked in office ?
his only suit in real life is a powder blue tux with a ruffly shirt
How gay
Sounds more charming than gay.
i've got charm coming out my ass
I've got lucky charms coming out of mine.
+1 team shit
point denied
judges?
As founder of Team Puke my word is law.
*chokes back puke
Still counts. +1 Team Puke
Wait...Dik has a Austin Powers suit?
Fuck...Patrick McGoohan died
I was thinking more of Harry from Dumb and Dumber.
Ha ha ha
ricardo montalban is dead too
also fuck you irish you dirty whore
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!
That mother fucker.
Commander in dik
dik in Chief
dik in the White house (nothing new there)
First Lady Jamiee.......who we all know is the real commander! ;P
*Best comment winner becomes 1st lady's personal secretary*
You may want to rethink that. He's a fucking mongoloid that can barely form sentences.
you want the job rish?
You may want to rethink that. He's a fucking mongoloid that can barely form sentences.
I would rather be the head of the ATF or something fun like that.
Who are you kidding Irish. You would rather be giving head to the head of the ATF
Who are you kidding cheeky? You would rather be giving me head and going ATM.
Who are you kidding Irish? Everyone knows you're the catcher
Who are you kidding cheeky? Everyone knows how much you love getting stretched out.
Who are you kidding Irish? Everyone knows a good massage is beneficial but I'd rather have mine done by a trained female masseuse...not by a fumbling gay redneck.
WTF are you talking about?
Getting stretched out by a masseuse. Were you referring to your hobby?
You were the one the started referencing gay sex acts so I was keeping with tradition.
You've been referencing gay sex acts since you joined this site you goddamn lucky charm munching leprechaun
You started it up in this thread though.
Merely pointing the truth in the situation. You would rather be giving head to the head of the atf
And I was merely pointing out that you would rather be giving me head and going ass to mouth.
To which I pointed out that you prefer to play catcher
Hang on.....this could go on for a long time
*DING DING DING*
cheeky wins 'cause Irish bitch out & stopped using the "who are you kidding" prefix.
(Irish would rather be giving head to the whole of the AFT. From the janitor up)
*DING DING DING*
Oranje loses for the simple fact that he is a douche bag.
(Oranje would rather suck my asshole in the rain than eat a steak inside next to a fireplace.)
Come on Irish, we all know which of us likes the penis.
You love cock and you and everyone else knows it.
i didnt know that
Thats because no one is interested in your cock.
first order of business: chief of staff..kieth richards
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
"did you know once i smoked all of the afghan hash in one day? fucking crazy"
secretary of state....neil young
what's my big job going to be?
what was monica lewinsky?
NOT 1st lady
Any more jobs available?
I could be an American, I like beer and guns and big V8s.
I was thinking, considering the shitty oral hygiene and the dumb accents, the Brittish are basically like American hillbillys and if you swap beer for tea then its an almost perfect match.
So you're saying that if you started drinking tea, you'd fit in over here?
If I started drinking tea, quit brushing my teeth, and started speaking with a faggy accent then, yes, I would.
You would be a perfect fit in Brighton and Soho.
Inbreeding is also something the Brittish and hillbillys have in common also.
Someone would find him a perfect fit on Canal street in Manchester.
I don't know what thats supposed to mean.
Ha ha ha ha
I'm guessing its where you and cheeky go to earn a fer extra shillings.
You work the old main drag
You consider it "old" because you have been working it for years.
It's called old because you're getting too old to be on the game. You'll have to start poncing the noobs
It was a song by the pogues too
what was? i love the pogues...speaking of that...secretary of defence...shane macgowan
You better save a spot for Lemmy.
^secretary of offense
Better make that Drugs Tzar
The Old Main Drag....a song made about Irish's life
Except it's set in London
The pictures on the desk were a nice touch. Got a laugh out of me.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Although I half expected a pic of claude instead of the poodle.
he's not a poodle you swine
and jones is in the picture next to jaimee's tits
No, he's not a poodle. He's a bichon frise...which is a far gayer dog than a poodle...which is why a super gay like dik has one. A poodle would fuck Stan up for breakfast. Let's wait for dik to say how 'hard' his lil ball of cotton wool muttbag is.
Oh, and I said weeks ago how Jones was the new gold standard in PSing...you guys are fucking slow. ClaudeBollox and Nixon'sGoat need to raise their games significantly. The hair seems a little ropey...but overall this is top-drawer. Jamiee's tits are a bit flapjacky too, you sad cunts.
Only smoking dik would be pushing through is cock smoking.
I wouldn't say that, Claude and Nixon have far more experience than I do. As for this picture, I thought it was crap and just wanted to post Jamie's tits, but the response to it surprises me.
how's your time off going cruel? hahaha you shitfuck..
She walked into the Dog pound
Like she fucking owned the place.
She turned to me with a scent that said "Sit boy, on my face".
Now I love a little discipline
As much as the next Sharpei,
But this b1tch was only ten months old, and now I have to pay!
Underage Bichoooooonnnn
She told me she was 1.
Underage Bichoooooonnnn
I shtooped her, now I'm done.
Underage Bichoooooonnnn
They say I did a crime.
Underage Bichoooooonnnn
Might as well bang her one more time.
Eight perky boobies...
I knew that she was young
But I figured she was legal
From the way she used her tongue
She said I was "hung like a Great Dane"
And it sounded like an old line
She's smooth as a newborn Chihuaua
But she licks ass like she's nine!
Underage Bichoooooonnnn
My little puppy treat
Underage Bichoooooonnnn
She clearly was in heat