Dik:What do you mean fuck me?,fuck you.your ole lady is uglier then my ass-hole when I have hemoroids,By the way you are a fucking stick.what do you wheigh 170.lbs.?Shit I would kick your ass into next week...by the way your beard makes you look loike a come catcher ...not tough.I put knots on mens heads like yours.I am sure you would put up a fight ,however you would lick my shit and ask permission first.
I just came back from Vegas. I had paints in my luggage and I guess the customs people thought it was suspicious. They went through all my stuff. Those bastards just punched a whole in one of my paints and got it everywhere. They also left a charcoal pencil laying around my clothes. Next time, I'm going to leave a note that say, "use the cap, dumbass."
45%, fugs. The other 45% is held in western Washington.
17 and 30. I can't remember how old my cousin in Vegas is. And no, they don't need escorting. If any ass kicking needs to be done while my cousin is in the states, her sisters boyfriend, myself or her other cousins can do it. Or she can, probably.
capt kirk, you want info, i barely respond to emails anymore since it's just bitches crying to us about people being mean (ie markiemark)... aim's where all the dirt goes down
"Daddy, where did you and mommy meet?"
"Well, son, it was a long time ago on a perverted website. But enough about that, how was school today?"
"I peed on Suzie and the teacher didn't catch me."
"That's my boy! *tear*"
After 5 terrificly LONG drawn out years we broke up last month so i am now 100% dedicated to you babygirl...And besides does irishs massive man member really top legaldick's or my humor, graciousness, and wit?? Besides I'm 6'6 it's not like I'm not packin'...
I want your Email, toolman, but just so you can send me pics of your stepdaughters. Send it to Hank and ask him to send it to me. I have nbo iterest in conversing with you unless it is about them though.
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
and the next revelation: jaimee and dik are actually yak and deja? hmmm... without any doubt that leads to the conclusion that mucho is like a room of mirrors... who knows...
Well, I'm neither cool, sexy or a celebrity, much less a multi-millionaire (yet). However, I do look slightly dashing with the stubble, even if it isn't designer.
generally we don't post pictures of other people posted by someone else... because well.. most of the time its naked pictures of girls on mucho posted by some of the guys on mucho... and well.. thats not right :P
A site where you should never EVER give away any personal facts or information, bc even if it involves innocent children, you'll get flamed about it. That's where I fucked up, anyway.
dik, im gonna save this pic, print it and put a copy on my dashboard and look for u and jamie when i am driving,
be careful
even your stupid shitzu or puddle or what the fuck ever it is
Whoah... I'm missing something here... so the dog's name isn't Dik ? oh shit... better have another look... I saw a muttle Bicheon Freuse, an Afghan and a ... oh hang on a minute....
Everyone ignores you because you refuse to get some sort of instant message service. We could have done so many raids and you could be kept in the loop, but noooooo.
Well, we could do a multi-national gathering. Have people on each continent meet somewhere, like Amsterdam for the Europeans and Vegas for the North Americans.
Niagra Falls would be good. And Yak and Deja are close to there, so they'd probably dig that. Plus, on certain years, its over-run by Asians so Morph'll be happy too
you actually think yak and i would go to a meeting of muchoers? lol. funny stuff. we'll be in toronto in june and germany/ireland in sept. if you can find us, you can meet us :P
Ive said it before & ill say it again. Yak & Deja provide a service which we all enjoy regardless of the way that they both laugh in the face of any type of theories based around customer satisfaction and retention.
It just so happens that im finishing a 5000 worder on Easyjet's brand image and service quality. It would have been awesome to base it on Mucho but I very much boubt Julie would have been happy with my laughing in the face of all concepts and proving how you can provide a service successfully yet treat your customers like crap.
just to clarify... i don't treat EVERYONE like crap... just mostly everyone :P yak does though :) and honestly, i think a lot of you guys come here specifically FOR the abuse and LIKE it :P
i think yak's more against meeting people than i am, but he's anti-social
I like how people on here are from a number of different continents, a variety of ages and occupations. Well all still share a common sense of humour and in alot of cases, similar values.
Now, I and im sure a lot of others on here have plenty of friends but I still like coming here and 'shooting the shit'.
The thing I like most is that if we were together as a big group people would look at us thinking "how the fuck could those people come together".
outside of dik and jamiee's weird love thing over mucho, how many other people have actually met up in person from mucho? always talk about meetings, but never any action. if you guys wanted to meet in person so badly, wouldn't you all have done it by now?
The biggest problem with meeting folk is the cost and time involved in travelling. I only get 25 days off a year and I'd need more that that to go to the places I want.
"So badly" Its something that a number of us would like to do but it would take some serious logistics. People work and have commitments, a location would need to be agreed, travel & accommodation would need to be arranged (& paid for)
Its something that would be fun but like when people travel by themselves, only 10 times more complicated.
Yeah, and I have like no monies. But seriously, you cant discuss mucho material with everyday friends or they'd call the cops on y- ok, that made it sound a lot worse than I really meant for it to...
I done it once and made me in all honesty go insane and she the world change, so seeing everyone from mucho all in one place blasting each other in real life, the though of it, mindfuck ahhahaa
in order for there to be a reunion, you need there to have been an actual 'union'... thats how it works with highschool reunions... there could be a muchocon tho ;/
continuing yak's thought... A reunion/party means we actually 'like' eachother, to which there would be massive rioting should there ever be a gathering. Now, that is the kind of party I'm waiting for.....count me in.
It would have to be in a different place every year. I'm sure this group wouldn't ever be allowed back to wherever they met and desecrated all that the locals hold dear and find holy.
Wahahahaha oh shant, got a stitch, fuckin whopper dik with that whopper dog, rofl, and walloper Jamie, you both suck, rofl its that annoying fag from cky, rake or some shit, and some chubby slut with a mucho t-shirt who isn't even comparable to anyone usefull. Gimme some Tremendouscore cky brain at once whoppers. BlackTEE's back.
You look like a fucking whopper hippy thats wife grew out of the whole woodstock shit but couldn't leave you because of you knocking her up, so now every time you argue she just ignores while you rabble on saying, "hey myannnn, iv seen some things myannnn".
Hehehe run along mike it ain't my time yet, plus im only on a couple of times every fortnight or so, so TheMikeCampbell I am going to unleash the new bread of BlackTEE banter on you, give me a gobble now you segaMegaCHUMP.
and yea smerf, everyones a noob at one point. sorry ive got nothing original to submit for you all cause i dont have photoshop. i just think the shit everybody says on heres pretty funny, figured id try to be an asshole too. not too good yet am i eh?
Hmmm, I just read that again and it's not very mucho is it?
What the fuck do you two think this site is? Fucking Dateline or something? You can take your sickly lovey-dovey thing and fuck off to myspace with it!
It's so simple. I don't know why people are so confused by it. You just make a special email account for mucho. It's not your real account so who gives a fuck what happens to it.
Heyhey, do you guys know me and jocosity are friends in real life, he'll tell you how pretty I am, and how I don't actually have sex with the middle part in my sofa, much. superNINTENDaftBasterds.
Go back to the skatepark MrFagShagger and shag some fags, Gimme a 6 side gobble you segaMegaMULLET, all business at the front, all party at the back MULLET boy.
Go back to the skatepark MrFagShagger and shag some fags, Gimme a 6 side gobble you segaMegaMULLET, all business at the front, all party at the back MULLET boy.
and before I get the instant double post fail speech you would usually give or whatever, MrFagShagger, it shouldn't even be able to post twice so really the button fails. Go shag a Fag.
I think this says something MrFagShagger loves to give BlackTEE stinky little gobbles to pay his stinky little crippled fathers flats rent. Yeah I saw your post, and I only give you 25 days off for a reason, im one horny geezer, KAPOW whopper.
But..... without wanting to put a dampener on it, if there's a bitter and acrimonious break-up, be sure to out do each other in the split up pranks and post 'em pls.
Ok, I'm pretty smashed, but dik, despite looking like someone from Everett, WA. You must have a pretty cool chick, lets you drink, mucho-ize and dik around, don't lose her, you'll be killing yourself if you did, a good woman is necessary to a man, there are so many retards out there that think that appearance and material wealth dictate our being. I dunno, I'm hammered, stick to that woman, she looks like a really cool chick, and yes asswipes, looks can be deceiving, but fuck you, she might not be the fucking beauty queen, but she looks like she is down.
dik and I started talking on the Siren picture on December 12th or 13th. We've been talking ever since and visited a couple times. That's the short version
Comments to dik , jamie and stan
I knew the whole time. Na na na na nana.
true
I didn't. :(
ur bitch is ugly.......and so is ur wife
You mean "So is the Dog!" Right?
I fucking knew his avatar was from fear & loathing.
I was going to say something but decided not to at the thought of looking retarded =[
Well, you just did. His avatar isn't from Fear and Loathing.
Its Hunter but he aint in the film.
actually he's in the film for a few seconds..but my avatar is a real old pic
Just trying to discredit me, huh dik?
In the nightclub
"Holy shit, is that me? This is some strong stuff..."
thats right young dick...
The pupil has become the master
if you strike me down now I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
*Spills beer on shoes while bowing.*
I misread bowing as bowling.. works either way though. hehe
bowling and drinking at the same time does seem rather difficult...
Yeah, but he could strike down Nixon easier that way, or at least pick up a spare.
Hmm.. Well I still thought it was from F&L.
Oh well, Still a nice poster.
I love that movie
Check out "Where the Buffalo Roam", Bill Murray does and acceptable job and Peter Boyle is better than Benicio Del Toro.
i saw that...pretty underrated moview. bill murray was good....i preferred johnny depp and benicio personally
Benicio Del Toro was fucking great in F&L..Great actor in general..
Not knocking him at all, I agree, great actor. But, my point is, check out Peter Boyle in "Where the Buffalo Roam".
Dik:What do you mean fuck me?,fuck you.your ole lady is uglier then my ass-hole when I have hemoroids,By the way you are a fucking stick.what do you wheigh 170.lbs.?Shit I would kick your ass into next week...by the way your beard makes you look loike a come catcher ...not tough.I put knots on mens heads like yours.I am sure you would put up a fight ,however you would lick my shit and ask permission first.
??????
Hey, how come I didn't get a 'present' like this Jamiee??? Shit.
Fuck you dik. I'm the jealous type.
And I just left Vegas!
Hahaha, um, I guess I like older men, James, sorry
hahaha wait! wait! I'm older! I am!! dik!
how's 40 feel captain?...feel's just like 39 to me ...with increased bitterness
Pretty good actually. My wife took me out to dinner. We got home and then did some naughty things...
And don't give me any shit about your 'increased bitterness' after this picture.
Now, get off my lawn!
Naught things? Like playing pranks your neighbors?
I just came back from Vegas. I had paints in my luggage and I guess the customs people thought it was suspicious. They went through all my stuff. Those bastards just punched a whole in one of my paints and got it everywhere. They also left a charcoal pencil laying around my clothes. Next time, I'm going to leave a note that say, "use the cap, dumbass."
I live in Las Vegas, but I doubt anybody cares :(
emo
:(
My brother's in Vegas right now, as I sit here in cold, miserable, raining England :(
Could be worse. You could be somewhere sunny where the drinks flow and hookers are legal. Never mind eh.
Cheeky rub a little more salt in that wound...
It's stinging already.
Cheeky and Fugs, do ya'll know each other?
Negative, we live at opposite end of the country.
Opposite ends of a fucking wet miserable pissing down overcast soggy country.
Just back from Nippon. Was bloody hot over there. Pissing down and miserable here.
Does the sun ever shine over there, like at all?
Sun? What is this thing you're talking about?
The ancients talked about a yellow shape in the sky but none have seen it in an age.
I thought I saw it once, but it was just a balloon.
Fugs, there's a certain amount of irony right now. One of my cousins, from England, lives just outside of Vegas. Her sisters still live in England.
Sisters? How old are they? Do they need escorting over to Vegas? I can do that, I'm the perfect gentleman... honest.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh wow, it's raining again.
I swear, 90% of the world's fresh water must be held in this fucking sponge of an island!
No doubt it will all magically disappear by the summer and we will face the usual round of drought warnings
45%, fugs. The other 45% is held in western Washington.
17 and 30. I can't remember how old my cousin in Vegas is. And no, they don't need escorting. If any ass kicking needs to be done while my cousin is in the states, her sisters boyfriend, myself or her other cousins can do it. Or she can, probably.
Oh poo.
In Southern California it rains for about 7 days every year, the rest are sunny and about a month's worth of foggy days.
Aaaaannnd it's raining again today. What a fucking surprise!
Doesn't it always rain up north?
Just checked the 5 day forecast for the Blackburn area, it might not rain tomorrow!
...but it probably will.
It was 94 here in Cali today, Ill be sure and tell the sun that the lovely ppl across the pond were looking for him and would be delighted to see him.
I feel like such a fool. I just didn't see this coming at all.
Dik, you cheating bastard!
You ass. You are supposed to inform me of these things while I'm gone. What have you been doing? Having kids?
I'm as clueless as you. Ok, well maybe not that clueless, but it's a total surprise to me.
I've been busy moving lately. According to Irish, they've been hinting about it forever.
Shit. I hate it when I get punked. Even if it is from a Canadian.
I figured you were busy giving birth.
Can't pull one over on me. I guessed it a few months ago.
I guess I should have known. However, is this the first 'meeting'?
nobody asked but irish
Not the first
i wasn't allowed to talk about it....
Silly Canadians always stick together.
Pulling them apart is even more difficult.
i'm in the same boat as yak on this one... only, currently way drunker
You always get to have all the fun, don't you.
Deja, you could have sold them out to me on gmail, but nnnnnoooooo.....
Hey Deja, wanna dance? Don't know if I mentioned it before, but youve got some real nice eyes!
i think the next time i do a bottle of sambuca shots with someone will be my birthday... fuck am i drunk
capt kirk, you want info, i barely respond to emails anymore since it's just bitches crying to us about people being mean (ie markiemark)... aim's where all the dirt goes down
deja since you're drunk you better let me hold the ban button..
dik, you flirt :P jamie reads these boards, better watch out :P
NO! Not Dik, the power will go to his head and there will only be him and Jamiee left.
if anyone i knew had asked i would have said...nobody asked except that nosy whore irish
he is a whore isn't he..
seriously.. what the fuck is going on here? i don't get it.
why is jamie sitting there next to you, dik, WHYYY!?
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD!?
Accept it and move on. Otherwise you just end up feeling lonely and embittered, like James T and Mr Fug.
Surprised me
I AM NOT BITTER, OK!
Is there going to be a wedding on the Jerry Springer show?
I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!1!!
FUCK YOU WHUNU
FUCK YOU WHUNU2
FUCK YOU WHUNUHANK.
hahaha cheeky called me embittered. I've been called worse, so I guess I'm loved by the damn Brit. It is just their way.
I think this whole thing is great and amusing at the same time.
At lease Jamiee is pretty, unlike some of Oranje's "things".
Oh, shit. Fuck you whunu.
Things is right. Looking like creatures from an HP Lovecraft novel might be more accurate.
Oh, and FUCK YOU WHUNU! 1, 2 and Hank Lite too
I'm not a whore. I do have whorish tendencies though.
I go North for the weekend and I come back to find that the whole site had an orgy without me... actually Im kind of happy about that...
1rish1 is the real life Deuce Bigalow
I'm not a jew though, and I don't clean fish tanks.
I don't like the reputation I have with women on here.
Isn't it more a case of "I don't like the women I've had and posted on here"
lol for this thread
At least you have a reputation with women oranje...
We admire your adventurous spirit Oranje
I'd hit all three of 'em.
All three of them are impotent.
hey! stan's not impotent!!
Is jamie wearing Stan's shirt?
I've seen Stan wear it first.
Stan and I have our own shirts, Stan shares his with dik
Holy shit, I didn't think they were serious!
Possibly the first mucho romance. Awwwww....
*pounds down a couple Tums* Yea. I think I'm going to cry.
*burp*
probably not the first and probably not the last sadly enough :(
Why is it sad that this isn't the last?
You mean, I could still get with Starr?!?!?!?!?!
I did.
Yea, and I'm often referred to as the holy father.
What are you trying to say?
Mucho should start a dating service. Call it "ewharmony."
"Daddy, where did you and mommy meet?"
"Well, son, it was a long time ago on a perverted website. But enough about that, how was school today?"
"I peed on Suzie and the teacher didn't catch me."
"That's my boy! *tear*"
Matcho Sucko..
The sad thing is, is that dik looks like my dad circa fifteen years ago. Freaky, man.
i thought you were black?
In our hearts, arent we all? Seriously though, I thought you two lived thousands of miles apart? How did you meet, I'm curious.
we met here.. then jamie stalked me
Hey!
....and so ends a mucho relationship.
why was i not informed that Mucho was a dating site
Maybe VicSin's available?
You haven't noticed all the hot chicks on your monitor screen in your area that want to have sex with you tonight fries.
They're the same ones who were up for it in Japan. Weird.
It usually says they are from Bentley , at which point i figure its all fake as women from Bentley are fat ugly fuckers
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I got dibs on OhSnappers.. I will be your babys daddy..
too late keef me and snap are taking our mucho pic right now to post it later
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Say it ain't so Snappers!! Say it ain't so.....
haha
you are my first choice (after my beloved legaldick, of course) keefers... although you do have a gf still, don't you?
Also, 1rish and I DO kinda have a thing going on. lol
After 5 terrificly LONG drawn out years we broke up last month so i am now 100% dedicated to you babygirl...And besides does irishs massive man member really top legaldick's or my humor, graciousness, and wit?? Besides I'm 6'6 it's not like I'm not packin'...
I'm all that and a bag of chips. Fuck it, I'm the whole damn party mix.
*talks quietly*
...and here we see the 2 stags circling each other. Soon they will clash for the privilege of mating.
keef, you deleted me from your friends on myspace, didnt you??? How could you, we go back so far!!! We was like *this* man!@
I would never do that to you.
Probably because you're not actually on MySpace
Stay out of this cheeky.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I didn't delete you sweetheart!!
*Edit- You are gone :(
Send me a friend request
I dont get on Myspace much.
snappers send me a friend request too on my space
I don't know either of your myspace names, dummies.
lol I like your intrests, keefers.
I can hammer a railroad spike through six inches of wood with my penis...
You know my name baby.....
haha...I had to.
You know my name baby.....
haha...I had to.
hehehe...double post and a reply order violation all at once. Ok cutter, quit fucking up my replies.
^senile
^geriatric patient with raging hard-on syndrome.
I forgot to put poker in my interests..Is that going to affect our relationship snappers?? I will put my email in my profile for you....
okay, got it...you might want to take it off before some weirdos see it... not that there are weirdos here or anything.
Dirty fucking hippies.
I kinda liked Jaimee too... :(
Nah. They are both cool. That fucking sadistic dog though....
I'm ok with the dog, just never pegged dik as an international pimp. Hehe...
How dare you talk about Jamiee like that.
Wel, he likes dogs
How much does he like dogs?
Stir fried, roasted, boiled etc
prolly more in a loving manner
Is this why dik hasn't returned my e-mails?
Apparently.
dik, did you even get my e-mails?
are you sending them to my hotmail account apathy?
I want to talk to Apathy. We could exchange beer recipes.
last time i got an email from you apathy i gave you another address i think..
I think there was a typo in the link you sent.
HankChinaskiLoveMonkey69@hotmail.com
give it to hank he'll forward it to me
1rish1, you brew too?
You guys actually keep in contact with each other after you get off MS? WOW
The secrets out
That was a pretty open secret. What took you so long, tool?
I have a good friend that brews and I help sometimes.
I also brew. There have been many legendary one of a kind lagers and pale ales created by only I! The mead is also pretty awe inpiring..
I've heard of you guys E:mailing Yak and Deja but I never tried looking anywhere for your addresses.
I want your Email, toolman, but just so you can send me pics of your stepdaughters. Send it to Hank and ask him to send it to me. I have nbo iterest in conversing with you unless it is about them though.
I want in
Go fuck yourself, Da Troof.
Ya, fuck you, trunu!
hahaha
Whunu. You cunt.
huh?
Exactly.
This makes me proud of my fellow Canadian mucho brethren... Although I don't have any realistic idea how many of us there actually are
Less than 10.
Suddenly I feel cold and alone
... Again
theres more of us than you think arch
My bad, 12.
lol
I thought this was a picture of "Fear" and "Thing"?
Didn't ABBA have 4 members?
hahaha
"Take a chance on me"
tuk a che tuk a che
"Reunited and it feels so good..."
Oh, sorry.
No, no, go on. You make me feel so young.
You make me feel like a natural woman?
You make me feel like dancing
(I wanna dance the night away).
Natural women don't shave.
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
Snikt, +2 for Leo Sayer reference.
That was a bizarre reference.
i danced
You can dance if you want to
You can leave your cares behind
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
Come on cheeky get it right!
^Men Without Hats expert
I have lots of hats, and hopefully will have one of DickNix's monster hats soon as well. Which makes me a man with hats expert.
I had to dig very very deep for this:
From the first time I saw your face
Girl, I knew I had to have you
I wanted to wrap you with my warm embrace
Visions of your lovely face
Fuck you.
Safety Dance
Gayyyyyyyyy
I don't wanna hear you talk
And I don't wanna go for walks
But I just wanna lay you flat
Well you think you're so good at th
*that
It's not quite romantic, but more to the point.
Death Metal never sounded so good.
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Hardly death metal, Arch.
The music video for "The Safety Dance" is just about the funniest music video I've seen.
Is that the one with the silly costumes and dancing midgets?
Oh yes. Just the one midget though.
Yeah, that's the one. It also has the overly serious lead singer.
Every one of the other songs on the album was unlistenable, owned it 20 years ago.
and the next revelation: jaimee and dik are actually yak and deja? hmmm... without any doubt that leads to the conclusion that mucho is like a room of mirrors... who knows...
*i dont really understand my own comment*
More people should be saying that.
(@@)
^ me staring blankly
Actually, it looks like a pair of norks
With huge nips.
How big are deja's nipples, out of curiosity...
About ban hammer size?
lol
Deja, cheeky says you have extra huge pancake nipples!
What? Who? How? Me? Eh?
Yeah, he did. I heard him too.
pancake nipples hahahahahaha
normally, i wouldn't speak against you cheeky, but i know what i heard.. and you said "pancake nipples"!
Goddamn snitches.....
Wow, didn't see that coming. Stan always seemed like the Asian Family dog type.
Note to self: Keep my hair short and do NOT grow facial hair.
how's that workin out so far nipples?
Short hair and facial hair. Keeps me in balance.
i need the hair to balance out my monster wang
^you misspelled "Wranglers"
lol
Well, I just got a haircut on Friday, but I haven't shaved since Thursday... Eh, the stubble look is ok, I suppose.
Designer stubble looks 'cool' and sexy' if you're a multi millionaire celeb. I just get the "Get a shave you scruffy bastard!"
Life isn't fair.
Well, I'm neither cool, sexy or a celebrity, much less a multi-millionaire (yet). However, I do look slightly dashing with the stubble, even if it isn't designer.
before yesterday i hadn't shaved in months
I shaved my beard this morning. It is a yearly ritual.... Now I just look geekier.
Your head or your face dik? its 2008 stop living in the past you segaMegaWHOPPER. Prawn me some fannyside from the front the back.
Jmes, post a pic god dammit!
My wife took one, but no way in hell it gets posted here.
Oh, you tease, I'm dying to know what you look like
Me too... oh wait.
That's just wrong.
Jamiee. Dik and I are lost twins. Just so you know.....
post a pic on your myspace page, man; are you the short haired, straight twin
Short haired and emphasis on 'straight'.
Yea, I'll post a pic there and the next thing I know it will be PS'd here with phallic devices for phasers and tight Star Trek uniforms.
I'm not sure, but I don't think Deja would post a pic of you submitted by someone else; but they could use your pic as their avatar
generally we don't post pictures of other people posted by someone else... because well.. most of the time its naked pictures of girls on mucho posted by some of the guys on mucho... and well.. thats not right :P
haha, yak, has anyone ever done that? What a novel idea..... *looks at wife*
oh "people" have done that... you know who you are! :P
besides your wife doesnt go to mucho so shes fair game to be posted by yourself... you are married to her you basically own her :P
Nah, she'd castrate me.
Now I wonder who could have done that.......gimme a hint yak.
Sooo... what happened in the past six days? Did dik and jamie hint to meeting in real life or going out? I'm too old to keep up with this MS drama.
So is dik and jamie.
Whammy!
We hinted all the time
*zing*
And hinted to what? Meeting or dating?
Well she did mention she was in dik's house on a post a few days ago.
yeah that just made the weirdness strike home, fugs... thanks for that...
I'm sitting on dik's sofa right now watching Dora the Explorer with my son. Is that even weirder?
It would have been more weird if you were sat on your son watching the sofa.
Or sat on Dik with your son watching
That could be kinda hot.
I was just using an abstract image there, but you, cheeky, just had to lower the tone, didn't you? What kind of site do you think this is?
A site where the tone HAS to be lowered. Consistently.
A site where you should never EVER give away any personal facts or information, bc even if it involves innocent children, you'll get flamed about it. That's where I fucked up, anyway.
We forgive you. Mainly because you have a cute ass.
damn,dik, i thought you were fatter.
HA! I thought it was that particular Canadian!
And you were spot on...you never asked though
No...I wasn't that sure
Hey, cheekycov. Where's your fucking neck?
Stopping my head from falling off
It's badly in need of some air.
dik, you sure are one ugly motherfucker. but kudos on bangin ole double chin.
^hankn't^
Hanky-mc-fakerson
psuedoHank
gay Hank
That could be either of them.
Whunurecess
what a family!?!?!
dik, im gonna save this pic, print it and put a copy on my dashboard and look for u and jamie when i am driving,
be careful
even your stupid shitzu or puddle or what the fuck ever it is
he's no puddle you stinking mexican
Isn't a puddle a collection of rain on the floor? I think you mean poodle.
In Canada, calling someone a puddle or a collection of rain on the floor is highly offensive.
Ah, I see. No wonder that woman was so offended when I said, "Watch out for that puddle, ma'am.
Or it could have been because I was naked when I asked her... No, I'll go with the puddle thing.
Good Choice.
its just fucking $10 to get a fucking haircut in canada u fucking hippies,
well its $40 for the dog
Whoah... I'm missing something here... so the dog's name isn't Dik ? oh shit... better have another look... I saw a muttle Bicheon Freuse, an Afghan and a ... oh hang on a minute....
Whatever you do....don't produce kids. Theres enough ugly to re-birth quasimodo.
i say their kid would look more like Kuato from "Total Recall"
i bet your kid will look a lot like one of your friends pseudo-hank
theres nothing wrong with friends with benefits.
jesus you're stupid
if i was as dumb as you i'd never even bother getting out of bed
you big dumb fuckin bubblehead
or im extremely smart....
hahahahahahahaah, of course you are,hankfecess, of course you are. if mommy tells you that when poking you with barbed wire, it must be true, neh?
hankrecess: twice as offensive as the real hank, half the wit.
This guy is making me look good.
Not meaning to burst your bubble or anything, Hank, but hanksrecessivegene could make a turd on a stick look good.
its a fairly good photoshop
lol
Ha, Ha, That's pretty cool... I always knew teachers like Dik.
That's right; I love dik
dik is universal.
Dik, your new real dolls fucking ugly.
i kid, i kid. All the best guys you look happy.
Lars and the Real Girl
Dennis Quaid with a lot of hair?
Does he keep Jamie in a well in his basement? He's even got the same dog as Buffalo Bill. "It puts the lotion in the basket..."
Jamiee's...taken...?
*sniff*
*looks for razor blades*
Aw, poor Fugsmucker.... Iranians available.
I want to see a pic of that. Arab and a yellow cat sitting in a tree.
there there .... plenty more fish in the sea
But... I can't swim.
Don't worry Mr Fug. I'm sure Oranje can find you some female company.
I think I'll pass on that one thanks. Have you seen his women?
Stunners, every one of them.
Of course
Like taking a taser to the scrotum.
Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are in the desert. Alone.
:(
...and you thought I was rubbing salt into the wound
I can take it, I'm tough I am.
Bwaaaaaah!
*sniff*
Bwahahahahah
Awww, poor fugs, it's ok. There's an oasis over that way ----->
(Hey everyone, the oasis is full of trannies! Sit back and watch the fun!)
*wanders off*
Awwww, Fugs!
Water!... water!...Hey look, an oasis... I'm saved!
*running like a loon*
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit shit shit fuck shit!
Place was full of trannies, it was booked for LSD and not hank's private party.
*hides in bush and laughs*
Hmmm, lets see.
*takes off watch*
Now, point the hour hand at the sun, bisect the angle between that and 12 0'clock, which means...
... I'm lost!
If only I had a monster hat to keep the sun off my head...
Remember, moss grows on the north side of a tree in the northern hemisphere, but on the south side in the southern hemispher.
That is not very helpful in an empty desert now, is it?
hahaha nice thread
hahaha nice thread
Your brother is sending the check soon.
Oranje "two-times" boom strikes again
hahaha
Very mean looking dog.
he'll bite your face off man...that's what
Fake. Just look at that dog's eyes - clearly plastic.
thats Canine Distemper
like a doll's eyes....we're gonna need a bigger boat
haha congrats on your secret dik and jaimee
Thanks puffy
how.. how did you lure her into your appartment? teach me, master!
seriously, i've never suspected/expected this.. i'm shocked.
jesus, how long have i been gone, this really came out of nowhere..
It did for all of us Vic, it did for all of us...
You're not spending enough time on here Vic. With your new job and that.
I wanted to tell you Vic, but I was told not to.
Everyone ignores me. :(
Did somebody say something then?
Everyone ignores you because you refuse to get some sort of instant message service. We could have done so many raids and you could be kept in the loop, but noooooo.
Loop!? What Loop!?
Honey Nut?
There's a loop?!?
Maybe one day I'll get in the loop. I just hate typical shit like AIM, Facebook, MySpace etc.
This has come sooooooooo far about of the blue, I was like..wtf..jamie..&..dik?
This makes the case for a Mucho (re)union. If these two can make the effort the rest of us could for the sake of a good night out!
It would work well with a 'If we don't recognise your name your not coming in' policy.
Can I come too? :)
Please refer to Oranje's last sentence.
Who's going to invite PlantShit?
He'll probably invite himself
I'm totally game for a mucho party, Oranje. Amsterdam!
I want to sample the goods at a cafe there with sirpuffalot and Wanko
At least Vic won't have far to travel.
An hour in the Banana Bar would be good fun
Vic said I could stay at his house.
We English could do it, & it would be fun, except for the fact Id by with 3 old cunts talking about football.
Did you see the Man U match yesterday? Carrick really screwed the pooch on that one.
Is there something you'd like to get off your chest, Oranj. Hmmm?
Let's meet at Vic's house on New Year's eve
i'll call his mom
No, no don't call, we'll make it a surprise.
PARTY TIME!
Well, we could do a multi-national gathering. Have people on each continent meet somewhere, like Amsterdam for the Europeans and Vegas for the North Americans.
Niagra Falls would be good. And Yak and Deja are close to there, so they'd probably dig that. Plus, on certain years, its over-run by Asians so Morph'll be happy too
you actually think yak and i would go to a meeting of muchoers? lol. funny stuff. we'll be in toronto in june and germany/ireland in sept. if you can find us, you can meet us :P
^ I always through of you and yak being free spirited and adventurous, but never mind.
You probably wouldn't like the lack of authority you'd have after ruling over us with an iron fist all this time.
Ive said it before & ill say it again. Yak & Deja provide a service which we all enjoy regardless of the way that they both laugh in the face of any type of theories based around customer satisfaction and retention.
It just so happens that im finishing a 5000 worder on Easyjet's brand image and service quality. It would have been awesome to base it on Mucho but I very much boubt Julie would have been happy with my laughing in the face of all concepts and proving how you can provide a service successfully yet treat your customers like crap.
*starts oiling the old 30-06 Springfield*
...oh wait, this is free!
oranje makes a good point...why wouldn't you guys want to hang out anyway? is it because you look at us as your work?
just to clarify... i don't treat EVERYONE like crap... just mostly everyone :P yak does though :) and honestly, i think a lot of you guys come here specifically FOR the abuse and LIKE it :P
i think yak's more against meeting people than i am, but he's anti-social
why would any of you guys want to meet us anyways?
I'm in it for the comedy.
not that i give even a single fuck but what reason is there for the charming people of muchociety to not meet anyway?
I like how people on here are from a number of different continents, a variety of ages and occupations. Well all still share a common sense of humour and in alot of cases, similar values.
Now, I and im sure a lot of others on here have plenty of friends but I still like coming here and 'shooting the shit'.
The thing I like most is that if we were together as a big group people would look at us thinking "how the fuck could those people come together".
maybe people are interested deja.
More likely they'd be thinking "what the fuck's going on? I'm outta here."
Im only interested in the people who come here regularly and get involved.
outside of dik and jamiee's weird love thing over mucho, how many other people have actually met up in person from mucho? always talk about meetings, but never any action. if you guys wanted to meet in person so badly, wouldn't you all have done it by now?
whew oranje... guess yak and i are off the hook then :P
The biggest problem with meeting folk is the cost and time involved in travelling. I only get 25 days off a year and I'd need more that that to go to the places I want.
Honestly, I'd like to see Deja at a mucho-meeting. I want to know which douchebag she'd end up kicking in the balls repeatedly.
"So badly" Its something that a number of us would like to do but it would take some serious logistics. People work and have commitments, a location would need to be agreed, travel & accommodation would need to be arranged (& paid for)
Its something that would be fun but like when people travel by themselves, only 10 times more complicated.
Yeah, and I have like no monies. But seriously, you cant discuss mucho material with everyday friends or they'd call the cops on y- ok, that made it sound a lot worse than I really meant for it to...
If you guys met me I think you would all really like me.
After the initiation gobble ofcourse for the segaMegaMUPPETS.
I'm not gay, but I'd fuck you just to hurt you.
I like you already.
What's not to like about Apathy?
He just stepped up to take one for the team too...
I'll bring the stepdaughters for fun. And what the hell, I'll even bring the stepson.
Yeah hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, HEHE.
If the Mucho meeting was at the bar down the street from my house I'd go.
If this happend everyone met , I might be high on salvia and it was all an illusion
Iv been wondering what would happen if I mixed ecstasy with salvia, wonder how it would go down.
^ Nice concept
You would probably feel & truly believe you were back in the 70s of another dimension & you'd be loving every second of it.
I was thinking that myself, its a combination iv never heard of anyone taking but I'm tempted to try it.
I done it once and made me in all honesty go insane and she the world change, so seeing everyone from mucho all in one place blasting each other in real life, the though of it, mindfuck ahhahaa
I think I wouldn't be able to stop laughing
I'm talking about a mucho reunion, not ectasy
BlackTee, try mixing arsenic with cyanide, it's one hell of a buzz. Trust me, you'll like it.
in order for there to be a reunion, you need there to have been an actual 'union'... thats how it works with highschool reunions... there could be a muchocon tho ;/
continuing yak's thought... A reunion/party means we actually 'like' eachother, to which there would be massive rioting should there ever be a gathering. Now, that is the kind of party I'm waiting for.....count me in.
I just want to see some of the S.O.Bs right in the eyes
I think we would all get along just peachy.
i would kick hank in the balls
A Muchocon? Count me in
I'm up for a muchocon.
It would have to be in a different place every year. I'm sure this group wouldn't ever be allowed back to wherever they met and desecrated all that the locals hold dear and find holy.
you're probably right; but I bet there are places that cater to people like us
My question is, Where's _Morph_ and Tyrone been lately?
There's a sale at KFC this week.
I know Tyrone is moving back to New Orleans, so he is probably more interested in finding drinking water at this point.
Thats a pretty weak excuse...
Why you got a black man tryna find his own drinkin water *in a Chris Rock voice*
This is the first time I've seen jesus giving the bird.
I bet stan started sniffing that middle finger right after the picture was taken.
Jamiee I got a dik right here for you...
*snigger*
I know Wanko
In other parts of the world it's called a chipolata
This post is going to set a record for comments.
I'm waiting for the big fight that always happens on a user pic post. I wonder who it will be.
Look down there v
Nah, I don't think this is getting close to the record number.
what is the record # , was it subvomit? or starrsky
According to the 'most discussed' search it was vicsin's portrait post at 609 comments.
350 of them were from vicsin herself
The record will soon be set by my photoshop of this I just submitted...
... or not.
Nixons ghost already photoshoping pic, Dik your done
My pic is on the first page for most discussed thanks to blacktee making his mucho entrence
No problem JustSwallowedADrum.
Wahahahaha oh shant, got a stitch, fuckin whopper dik with that whopper dog, rofl, and walloper Jamie, you both suck, rofl its that annoying fag from cky, rake or some shit, and some chubby slut with a mucho t-shirt who isn't even comparable to anyone usefull. Gimme some Tremendouscore cky brain at once whoppers. BlackTEE's back.
i thought you were banned
ignorant slut
Fuckin hell Rab's back
Wy would I get banned vag? heyhey cheesycock longtime no see, gimme some wetcore brain dik.
Wy would I get banned vag? heyhey cheesycock longtime no see, gimme some wetcore brain dik.
Damn whopper post button.
You look like a fucking whopper hippy thats wife grew out of the whole woodstock shit but couldn't leave you because of you knocking her up, so now every time you argue she just ignores while you rabble on saying, "hey myannnn, iv seen some things myannnn".
followed by, "hey myann, you gotta run to the store before work to pick me up some milk myann, and some dorito's, myann"
i figured you were banned for being a repetitivecore spammy noob
Get a haircut, Rake Yon.
OH NO YOU SAID RAKE HAH I THOUGHT THE SAME THING *sigh* I was kinda hoping he was hah
deja, yak, any day now. just let me know two people that enjoy that bastard being on here. come on, lets do some figures, pros and cons. pros-.....
cons- retard who cant get enough of burger king brains and hardcore music.
oh shit! hes a zombie!! BANNN HIIIMM!!
no point. yak will just unban everyone again anyways :(
Mike, you don't get voting rights. You haven't been here long enough and you haven't submitted anything.
Hehehe run along mike it ain't my time yet, plus im only on a couple of times every fortnight or so, so TheMikeCampbell I am going to unleash the new bread of BlackTEE banter on you, give me a gobble now you segaMegaCHUMP.
BlackTEE just burned all of you. Daaaaaaamn!
Tee, send me some of that shit you're on.
A modem?
Actually that is quite funny
Shhhh Cheeky! Don't encourage him!
at least its fuckin new.
and yea smerf, everyones a noob at one point. sorry ive got nothing original to submit for you all cause i dont have photoshop. i just think the shit everybody says on heres pretty funny, figured id try to be an asshole too. not too good yet am i eh?
It take time to become a complete asshole,right now you're just an asshalf...
Asshalf is now one of my new favorite words.
Haha, only 1 cheek
I had a feeling dik look just like he does, beard and long hippie hair. U also look like u might play in a metal band
fuckin chris adler over here.
I thought we had something special?!
we do...we do..
oh, and send that fucking check you fucking hippy!
oops sorry dick...right away
damn straight
Where is my check, you asshole?
*shrug*
*shrug*
dick (doubleshrug)nixon jr.
where's my check, dik, where's MY CHECK!?
just another wonderful austrian cellar story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7369851.stm
lol
I was just reading about that, & what the hell you doing on BBC news? THATS OURS!!
yeah, it's kind of getting an austrian tradition really.
i'm evervwhere... ;) well... ok, actually i only saw the link on google news...
finally we know what wanko looks like
*sigh* I'm gonna miss her BLTs.
Big Lovely Titties?
that's what we're having for lunch apathy
BLT's, not titties
& fish for dik (you were all thinking it)
hahaha, i actually lol'd on that one.
He'll have the fish, she'll have the meat.
Sorry jamie, I couldn't resist.
It's quite alright. If we have a mucho gathering then I'll make you a BLT for sure
where's my BLT, i love BLT. MOAR BLT!
We'll be staying at your house, Vic, so for sure I'll make one for you too
I almost forgot, what with being lost in the desert and all that, I hope you two have a long and happy future together.
Hmmm, I just read that again and it's not very mucho is it?
What the fuck do you two think this site is? Fucking Dateline or something? You can take your sickly lovey-dovey thing and fuck off to myspace with it!
Not that I'm in any way BITTER ABOUT IT!!1!
:O
...you seem somewhat agitated by the whole thing fugsy...
If we ever have a mucho party in Amsterdam, I hope you come, I want to party with the Brit crew for sure
And, thanks Fugs
You have a twin in Phx. Jamie,her name is Deb...
Ya? She must be scorching hot
How do you faggots get each other's email addresses and shit? I never see that shit posted.
hank usually takes care of it..he doesn't mind giving out his email
If you're unlucky he may even pass it onto Bicho.
It's so simple. I don't know why people are so confused by it. You just make a special email account for mucho. It's not your real account so who gives a fuck what happens to it.
ok Hank you dumbass that doesn't answer my question of how you find out each other's addresses
People just post them right on here
You suck for posting your pic. I always hoped the awesome guy in your avatar was you. Now I know different and I'll never think of you the same again.
noob
Yeah wood boy, he has a number of pics on here.
hahahah.. he was hoping that dik was actually hunter s. thompson.
He's not too far off the mark
Also, I used to fantasize that jamie was a hot and bothered 25-year-old. Thanks for killing the buzz.
you're welcome
Hugh, don't be such a cunt.
dik can i come visit you too? you can ride the horse, ill ride the dog, sound fair?
dik when is Hankchinaska going to join you in the pic and shock everyone again. I sense a conspiraing dasterly plan coming soon
real hank can come to my house anytime..as long as he's wearing a thong he's in
I don't wear underwear.
That could work.
Has your wife had her baby yet?
boooiiinnngggg!!!
dammit jamie that "boooiiinnggg" was for hank
Nice
It's like the camp version of Charles Manson but on a heavy course of zoloft.
Nice fear and loathing pick but ya bearded swine.
Heyhey, do you guys know me and jocosity are friends in real life, he'll tell you how pretty I am, and how I don't actually have sex with the middle part in my sofa, much. superNINTENDaftBasterds.
I seriously doubt that anyone actually cares.
Go back to the skatepark MrFagShagger and shag some fags, Gimme a 6 side gobble you segaMegaMULLET, all business at the front, all party at the back MULLET boy.
Go back to the skatepark MrFagShagger and shag some fags, Gimme a 6 side gobble you segaMegaMULLET, all business at the front, all party at the back MULLET boy.
a pair of NEDs
and before I get the instant double post fail speech you would usually give or whatever, MrFagShagger, it shouldn't even be able to post twice so really the button fails. Go shag a Fag.
Wtf how did you know that your canadian or some shit are you not? Sir_PuffAlottaPenis.
It's the actual posting that you fail at, wether it's a double post or not. Ive never seen so many words used in order to say absolutely nothing.
wtf TEEBag the sheep fucker you are
I think this says something MrFagShagger loves to give BlackTEE stinky little gobbles to pay his stinky little crippled fathers flats rent. Yeah I saw your post, and I only give you 25 days off for a reason, im one horny geezer, KAPOW whopper.
Not since Bicho anyway
Bicho got served. hehehee
For what it means, I wish you both all the happiness that this world has to offer.
wow toolman
me too, well done guys.
But..... without wanting to put a dampener on it, if there's a bitter and acrimonious break-up, be sure to out do each other in the split up pranks and post 'em pls.
naturally
dik, we need to talk
Ok, I'm pretty smashed, but dik, despite looking like someone from Everett, WA. You must have a pretty cool chick, lets you drink, mucho-ize and dik around, don't lose her, you'll be killing yourself if you did, a good woman is necessary to a man, there are so many retards out there that think that appearance and material wealth dictate our being. I dunno, I'm hammered, stick to that woman, she looks like a really cool chick, and yes asswipes, looks can be deceiving, but fuck you, she might not be the fucking beauty queen, but she looks like she is down.
and not down's syndrome bastards, I mean she, through a picture seems like a cool chick.
Thanks Vongoebel
wow... almost 500 comments... i think we established a new all-time record...
nope
wait what?
dik and jaimee?
can i get some background to this story
Don't ask me, I'm stuck in the middle of some fucking desert.
just.. just turn around and walk away morph.
Nothing to see! Move on!
dik and I started talking on the Siren picture on December 12th or 13th. We've been talking ever since and visited a couple times. That's the short version
first
....to actually meet another member of mucho..... and like them....yak and deja included.
should have let jamiee hold the dog it would have covered up the adams apple
Running out of steam when just a case and a half away from victory. Shame, I thought they could take it.
im fuckin confused.
*weep*