... on behalf of all Minnesotans? If Al Franken had written this it would have been about a new spa frequented by congressmen that offered exfoliating dildo smacking face treatments administered by exiled dictators seeking political sanctuary in Boca Raton, Florida and forced to work menial jobs.
Ten years from now, Soulja Boy will be our president, and will spend countless grueling hours consulting with his homies to decide which grill he should wear at his next press conference.
There was an incident in the Russian army a few years ago where a drill instructor got in trouble because he was beating the soldiers with a 20 inch dildo.
Comments to Dildo Devastation
HAHAHAHAHAHA talk about getting dick slapped
Hahahahahahaha.
No.
that didn't look fake at all
Sometimes porn directors think they can make some money outside of the hard core smut business.
Hit em while he's down!
I wonder how many other classic skits they came up with involving a dildo.
Al Franken resents your remark.
... on behalf of all Minnesotans? If Al Franken had written this it would have been about a new spa frequented by congressmen that offered exfoliating dildo smacking face treatments administered by exiled dictators seeking political sanctuary in Boca Raton, Florida and forced to work menial jobs.
Al Franken is a good guy. I like him.
That's cause you're a douche nozzle.
Are you still butt hurt from yesterday, you moron?
I have fun all day. Not like you, you douche.
Yeah, you have fun getting your ass reamed, you fucking simpleton.
Ten years from now, Soulja Boy will be our president, and will spend countless grueling hours consulting with his homies to decide which grill he should wear at his next press conference.
Probably not.
There was an incident in the Russian army a few years ago where a drill instructor got in trouble because he was beating the soldiers with a 20 inch dildo.
Getting hit with a huge dildo fucking hurts. I used to run around whacking people with a 3 foot one. They're heavy and wiggly.
that didnt even look to hit him in the mouth
He must drink alot of Mt. Dew for his teeth to cum out that easy.
I've been tired of seeing this bitch and her fake prank videos since I first saw this bitch in one of her fake prank videos.
How bad did it hurt when she walloped you with that dildo?
As bad as it hurt you pulling it out of you ass Poo Pusher.
How bad did it taste when I shit in your mouth and then used the dildo as a fucking plunger and shoved it down your throat?
Just wondering.
That sounds so much gayer when you say things like that.
Gayer than what? Your love for man ass?
Only yours bitchboy. You know that you bitch more than a woman, don't you?
Sorry fag, try your step-son.
You know Hank, it takes a real uber-bitch to get in a fight with toolman.
Really. You can't try and make lite of anything without Hank calling you some sort of third grade name. That's why I'm fucking with him.
Hank cries a lot because he can't watch Fresh Prince reruns in japan.
Oh, is that why you are trying to fuck with me?
I thought it was because you are a dumbass that resents being reminded how much of a dumbass you are.
he started bleeding to fast
or he doesnt brush teeth
Maybe he brushes his teeth with blood.
You brush your tonsils with my cock.
Haha, you wish faggot.
I dunno, I see some genuine panic in him and the shaking too.
How do you defend against a guy with a dildo?
Should have asked Bruno.