or you hear someone walking around the house so you have to hurry and finish up then get dressed, I've worn my underwear and shirts inside out many times
Hey Yak, remember that video of that hot cam whore dildoing her self around her room in a bunch of different postions while she played music. And then the phone rang and she freaked out. That was hot, let's bring that back. I think it was deleted in "the great porn scourge".
Comments to DING DONG
The first real white guy with a black dick? Mirical?
Did you mean "Miracle"?
Ahh.. yes. Thank you Mucho spellcheck.
you shouldn't expect much from an OPP
other peoples pussy?
No silly, 'original penis puller'
Don't you hate when that happens....or even a knock on the door can just suck at that exact moment
With those glasses, she kinda looks like a blond version of you.
Just answer it naked and ask them to join, It's PORN!!! Bwahahaha
Starrsky, I've been getting it in the butt and had someone ring the doorbell/walk in on you? I never had you taken for the anal type.
We all knew you were one for it FAN
Is this hot?
I'm not into anal, but I have had people ring the doorbell or walk in on me during sex, and it sucks
all sex with you sucks. im assuming
It worst when youre cumming, a sudden interruption ruins everything & just makes you feel dizzy...does me anyway.
or you hear someone walking around the house so you have to hurry and finish up then get dressed, I've worn my underwear and shirts inside out many times
Wow, I'm lighted headed right now. Seriously. Anyway, how do you let people walk in on you? Just lock the door.
I do lock the door people love to knock on the door
That's really not getting walked in on now is it.
at my house my door knobs are broken and if you turn the door hard enough when they're locked the doors will open
I'll remember that, thanks
Classy
Why was his dick hella black but he was white? maybe he's mixed?..lol.
maybe its just hella bad lighting
Damn it earl! I told ya to stop stickin yur pecker in the toaster!
Hey Yak, remember that video of that hot cam whore dildoing her self around her room in a bunch of different postions while she played music. And then the phone rang and she freaked out. That was hot, let's bring that back. I think it was deleted in "the great porn scourge".
Oh, that is that "hoeller" chick... The one with the bangin body?
ok, I'm must have missed that one, (sings) "bring it on back"...baby "bring it on back"....
It was a long time ago. C'mon yak, you know what I'm talkin about. Stop pretending you don't know.
Oh I remember that, the silly cos was standing on the fucking chair banging herself.
Yeah, she did that for a little while, her dildo had something hangin off of it. C'mon Yak you know.
ah glasses... they make a girl hotter automatically...
yeah because it's fun to slap them off the bitch's face, like BYAAAH!
uh... no...
It's sweet when they crack. I hate these new plastic ones.
but ya gotta admit that bitch had one tight asshole
Dammm thats one tasty looking kitty.
that noise was from her! Get it?! GET IT?!?!
Soah, are you like humorusly challenged? Because that joke was fucking gaaay.
Soah, honey... Leela's right. That joke fell flat.
thanks, smerf.
i'm one of the funniest sons a bitches here!
"bing"... next please
Can I have my 1:47 back please...
*sigh* fuckin' niggers....
not bad