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You know, I would do this. Someone find me a 50 foot tall woman!
Found: Your mom on her side.
haha lol^
Yo' momma jokes? We going that route?
Either he's a tiny man or thats a huge bitch
Thats a huge bitch!
Oh god, shes a virgin! NOOO I'm stuck in the hymen!
... wait thats not right! What the hell is this?
It's pretty loose for a virgin.
If she had a hymen it'd probably look something like when the first football player on the team charges through the paper circle for the homecoming game!
Well, thank god for the resident vagina expert...I would never have made that connection...
sean... get a fig newton, dip it in strychnine and cram it down your pms-ing throat
And punch yourself in the nuts. It just makes it that funnier
Why a fig newton?
Cuz fig newtons kick ass
oprah
LOL! Damn, I can't stop giggling now...
pussy pillow?
Yes, it's fake...
Give the man a cigar and a kick in the balls. WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY?!?!?
I thought you wouldn't of known that...Oh well...Back to fishing for homeless people...
i'm gonna make a door in my house like that.
There already is...when your mama spreads her legs.
that door is open for everyone and everything!
this is what a strip club entrance should look like
What a giant rubber chia-cave?
Your mama's hole.
9 months to get out...75 years trying to get back in...
Not all of us die virgins.
how can people get afraid of small places like an elevator when they have been trapped in someones stomach for 9 months.
Stomach?
Trapped?
9 months!?
Yes.
yes?
No!
Maybe.
i don't know.
Who?
eh, i was done after only 5 months..
I believe a Wilhelm scream, followed by a massive echo-laden moan would compliment with perfectly!
I would have loved to see a giant herpetic lesion somewhere on that mondo poon.
Easier to relate to that way?
I remember seeing this clip in a weird foreign indie movie I watched with some crazy chick back in high school. Anyone know the name of it?
The Pussy That Ate The World.
he needs a running start and to actually dive in, that would make me chuckle.
the smell. jesus just think of the smell.
Musky ?
Umami?
jonah had it worse..
that's why man invented Summer's Eve and pussy perfume.
He also invented the fleshlight so he could have rubber smelling pussay.
Mmm pussy perfume...
hey! I have a flesh light! It's awesome!
you don't!
Hahaha I love this!!
the act or the perspective?
Ya know plantshit, in one thread you talk like a scandinavian Jed Clampett, in the next you talk like Mr. Spock.
haha yeah
maybe he's got a split personality.
i never questioned that^
im flexible
cannibalism! from which mouth?
Yes, she is biting his nuts!I would break her fucking jaw.
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Thanks Black Manthanks for taking this one off our team!
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He loves the cockwell maybe the taste of his own
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Comments to DIVE RIGHT IN!
You know, I would do this. Someone find me a 50 foot tall woman!
Found: Your mom on her side.
haha lol^
Yo' momma jokes? We going that route?
Either he's a tiny man or thats a huge bitch
Thats a huge bitch!
Oh god, shes a virgin! NOOO I'm stuck in the hymen!
... wait thats not right! What the hell is this?
It's pretty loose for a virgin.
If she had a hymen it'd probably look something like when the first football player on the team charges through the paper circle for the homecoming game!
Well, thank god for the resident vagina expert...I would never have made that connection...
sean... get a fig newton, dip it in strychnine and cram it down your pms-ing throat
And punch yourself in the nuts. It just makes it that funnier
Why a fig newton?
Cuz fig newtons kick ass
oprah
LOL! Damn, I can't stop giggling now...
pussy pillow?
Yes, it's fake...
Give the man a cigar and a kick in the balls. WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY?!?!?
I thought you wouldn't of known that...Oh well...Back to fishing for homeless people...
i'm gonna make a door in my house like that.
There already is...when your mama spreads her legs.
that door is open for everyone and everything!
this is what a strip club entrance should look like
What a giant rubber chia-cave?
Your mama's hole.
9 months to get out...75 years trying to get back in...
Not all of us die virgins.
how can people get afraid of small places like an elevator when they have been trapped in someones stomach for 9 months.
Stomach?
Trapped?
9 months!?
Yes.
yes?
No!
Maybe.
i don't know.
Who?
eh, i was done after only 5 months..
I believe a Wilhelm scream, followed by a massive echo-laden moan would compliment with perfectly!
I would have loved to see a giant herpetic lesion somewhere on that mondo poon.
Easier to relate to that way?
Yes.
I remember seeing this clip in a weird foreign indie movie I watched with some crazy chick back in high school. Anyone know the name of it?
The Pussy That Ate The World.
he needs a running start and to actually dive in, that would make me chuckle.
the smell. jesus just think of the smell.
Musky ?
Umami?
jonah had it worse..
that's why man invented Summer's Eve and pussy perfume.
He also invented the fleshlight so he could have rubber smelling pussay.
Mmm pussy perfume...
hey! I have a flesh light! It's awesome!
you don't!
Hahaha I love this!!
the act or the perspective?
Ya know plantshit, in one thread you talk like a scandinavian Jed Clampett, in the next you talk like Mr. Spock.
haha yeah
maybe he's got a split personality.
i never questioned that^
im flexible
cannibalism! from which mouth?