DJ Germany

zxcv 2007-06-02T04:31:03Z says:

First Bitches.

The_Grimace 2007-06-02T05:18:22Z says:
You know dude, fi you really wanna be cool, be the first one in your little faggo-commune to cut his own dick off, I mean, C'mon dude! Hurry! Be the first, lead the way you brave soul you!
JimPanse 2007-06-02T11:03:53Z says:
And post the video on MS, I suppose.
El_Wanko 2007-06-02T12:06:49Z says:
I think he would be the last in his faggo-commune to cut his dick off, if it hasn't already.
zxcv 2007-06-03T03:20:57Z says:
Youre Just jelous of my 1337n355.
The_Grimace 2007-06-03T03:27:46Z says:
You know, oh I wish that I could wish for just one wish, you know what that wish would be? I'd wish that ever dummy like you, who used L33t! speak to try to be cool, could get a nice beef injection right in his storage spot for stool...
Chodogg 2007-06-03T03:28:59Z says:
your like the worst at this internet thing grimace... you are the oposite of 1337
zxcv 2007-06-03T03:30:46Z says:
He couldn't even spell 1337 right, LOL.
The_Grimace 2007-06-03T03:34:15Z says:
I am ashamed...
Muff-Diver 2007-06-03T12:25:03Z says:
zxcv n33d5 4 600d 455 fuck1n6 fr0m 1ranian.

chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-02T04:35:26Z says:

Tanze mit mir Techno!

BrownBeast 2007-06-02T04:39:42Z says:
dance with yourself
ramb0command0 2007-06-02T06:14:44Z says:
oh das ist wunderschoen
ich onaniere mich gern
was?
JimPanse 2007-06-02T10:51:42Z says:
So viel deutsche Kultur heute auf MS. Oder wart Ihr die ganze Zeit als 5. Kolonne auf MS unterwegs. Ich erwarte GestÃ¤ndnisse...
ramb0command0 2007-06-06T06:31:21Z says:
ja aber ich denke dass das pansie nicht wirklich Deutsch spricht. niemand benutzt ein umlaut.
du wurdest gepwnt

BrownBeast 2007-06-02T04:39:09Z says:

Needs more cowbell

The_Grimace 2007-06-02T05:16:25Z says:
Doesn't everything?

espada9 2007-06-02T05:03:08Z says:

Typical of the noise coming out of continental Europe.

The_Grimace 2007-06-02T05:15:53Z says:

That MOTHERFUCKING ADD FUCKING RUINED it!!!! I love Techno, and I love germany, it was a meshing of my 2 great loves, and that fucking add...

dik 2007-06-02T12:41:18Z says:
techno???? hahahahaha
Masterblates 2007-06-02T18:17:12Z says:
If everything is ruined for you, do yourself a favour ( and us ) and go top yourself, cock snogger.
MrFugsmucker 2007-06-02T18:20:59Z says:
Cock snogger, tee hee!
The_Grimace 2007-06-03T03:31:04Z says:
Top meyself Masterblates? I can't out do myself again, dude, i've already deposited the next generation into your mother's mouth for safe keeping, I can't really do better than that, sad, I know...

Twister 2007-06-02T05:26:04Z says:

First....to cut my cock off and swallow it whole. Bad music makes me do bad things.

CheechWizard 2007-06-02T06:28:02Z says:

germans should stick to making sausages and leave the music to the USA and England.

JimPanse 2007-06-02T11:53:12Z says:
Yeah! Cars, beer and sausages. That`s what we`re good at or at least know for (except maybe for the nazi-past also ;) ). But yes, most German pop musics sucks. That`s bad right. :(
BlazerBoy 2007-06-02T14:59:47Z says:
You cant be that simple to think this guy is taking himself and his video serious?
If you'd have a little bit of knowledge in the international music buisness you'd know that Germany is the second largest market! For example the Backstreetboys where first being produced in Germany to a german audience years ago before they promoted them in the US...and so on and so on...sice the 80s. Half of your favorite american popstars are owned/signed to a german-japanese company...
JimPanse 2007-06-03T10:56:30Z says:
In general:
I live in Germany so I know all the crap they have been playing on the radio for years. They don`t try to make something on their own. Just imitate the US-crap in a ridiculous way. They should better learn a lesson from the French (even if that hurts to admit that). You mention the Backstreet boys? Serious??? Than you probably love modern talking, too. But there is almost no music in radio in German language (which is a great language by the way).

And about the industrie:
Well, I don`t deny that e.g. BMG-Sony has a big market share, but that doesn`t mean that they were making good music. Have you ever been in a German music store and saw what crap they sell there so it doesn`t help to have the second largest market, too.

To make it short:
Market power (as political power) doesn`t equal intellectual superiority (as you can study at the US government).
BlazerBoy 2007-06-03T12:35:12Z says:
Jaja, du must mich hier net vollabern lol ;) Mein post sollte dem ersten Typen gelten...aber du hast schon teilweise recht, nur es gibt auch viele gute deutsche SÃ¤nger u. Bands wie Xavier Naidoo, Freundeskreis usw.
JimPanse 2007-06-04T13:01:38Z says:
Aber eben sehr wenige. Und das Radioprogramm ist einfach nur scheiÃe.

shawn2007 2007-06-02T06:35:02Z says:

nothing happened after the first ten seconds so i turned it off

antispeziesist 2007-06-02T07:09:33Z says:

Drugs are bad, m'kay?!

z4ck 2007-06-02T21:11:43Z says:
mkay Mr. Garrison. but is it mkay if i smoke some weed up ma pooper? just soak it hard ind, then fart it out back again?! ma friends say its c00l.

golemmings 2007-06-02T07:28:49Z says:

How do you say "redneck" in german?

chairman_of_the_bored 2007-06-02T07:37:09Z says:
Amerikaner.
newYorker 2007-06-02T09:41:20Z says:
how you say i fucked your mother in her asshole than shot my goo in your wifes face? really do want to know its for a asshole at work
JimPanse 2007-06-02T11:00:51Z says:
I would translate it into: "Ich bin ein dummes Arschloch und verdiene es nicht zu leben geschweige denn mich Ã¼ber anderer Leute MÃ¼tter auszulassen."