i like how it sounds very fucking rarely..sublime used a little..basically this is the the same as rapping instead of singing..although it's probably harder to do this
Were you referred here from remedial school?
Bitch, you seriously feel that rhyming was cool?
Fool.
You drool like an ole slut wants moisture,
Hunched-over from your rolling fapping posture.
You're a mistake,
A bad break,
A lookin-in-the-mirror chump,
Just searchin for a hole to hump.
*Stamps on your K-Mart mic*
It's aight if that ya broke dat mic
I'll just use my other one to fuck your dyke.
She said please, give it to meeez.
I said get on your knees!!
and she sucked on it like it were some trees that had and overload of that T.H.C!
She rode the dick so hard she had to say "Weeee!"
Had her ass up until a quarter to 3
Alec...if you gonna step wid me,
You gotta at least try, g,
Where's Hanky when I need him,
Least I don't have to re-read him,
And all the shit that HE writes,
And his rhymes that lose their fights.
Hey! Fuck dat bitch...or not,
I mean - the skank is hardly hot,
A ball of snot,
Rancid tater-tot,
A jumpin-in-the-river bitch,
Just to make us lose the itch,
To smack her in da yappy mouth,
Ya'll know I once lived in da south?
Hoes like this don't make the grade,
Quickly drop before they made,
Less than a passing fade,
Taste worse than piss-Gatorade.
Don't tell me of my rants,
Just loosen up your pants,
Jiggle-pop those chesty boulders,
Never sass-mouth your greater olders.
Ya gotta fight ur own battle
so get back in yo' saddle.
You mess with these fat chix,
cause ya like dem fat tits.
But secretly you rather their clits
be dicks
So you can suck on some stick
while that fatty rides your prick.
Haha! I think it could be funny someone else is trying to rhyme up in dis mofockin joint now...fer realz!
Wonder if that old-timer Hank might come outta hiding and drop a few lines of Jew-raps too.
Fuck...you two could be the nigger-rap-Mucho-Cohen-brothers.
That would be nice, I think.
My nose is big,
but my dick is much bigga
go figure, I still eat pig 4 dinna
I live my life, trying 2 avoid cooties,
It kinda hard tho
cuz i love da' Black Booty.
Specially when it tastes kinda fruity.... drive me kinda zooty!
Now Kellie GTFO! I eat pork but still can't stand your snout!
I even heard you smell of trout,
I still wouldn't eat you out,
even if ya came with extra sauerkraut.
no doubt.
Comments to DJ with the Bling
broken video
Admin Vill Feex!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSAKE
uh-oh...
let me know if any other fucking videos aren't working ;/
maybe it's my dumb ass for posting shit from youtube.
well... the video is ridiculously pointless..
It actually takes a lot of talent to do what he just did.
it takes a lot of talent to write a novel, but you don't see fucks submitting videos of people doing that now do you ;/
This is a little bit quicker though.
I get your point, but you should of shafted me on the post.
okay yak, just got done checking out the other 15 vids - everything seems to be okay except fo this one...
i is tired now...brownie points?
you get a +1
thnx
possum
He skipped chinese love song.
It seems no one cares anyways.
there it goes for me.
More asian randomness, hurray!
This would be better if he wasnt Japanese
this is not a musical instrument
i like how it sounds very fucking rarely..sublime used a little..basically this is the the same as rapping instead of singing..although it's probably harder to do this
you've seen the people with their 'raps' on this site.. of course its easier to rap than to do this ;/
There are some good rappers...I use 'some' generously.
I'm the best rapper on this big ball they call 'Earth'.
Cruel... ur just a herb,
You type on mucho as if ya were paid by da verb....
shits absurd, ya possess less skill than a turd.
*drop the mic
werd.
Were you referred here from remedial school?
Bitch, you seriously feel that rhyming was cool?
Fool.
You drool like an ole slut wants moisture,
Hunched-over from your rolling fapping posture.
You're a mistake,
A bad break,
A lookin-in-the-mirror chump,
Just searchin for a hole to hump.
*Stamps on your K-Mart mic*
No, cruel. Just no.
Oh I see. You think you can say 'no' to me now, huh?
Where do you get off? Oh I know...the next stop, 'GTFO Circus'.
Don't make me bring my top rapping skills...
You put one 'r' too many there bud.
Ah shit. 'p'
It's aight if that ya broke dat mic
I'll just use my other one to fuck your dyke.
She said please, give it to meeez.
I said get on your knees!!
and she sucked on it like it were some trees that had and overload of that T.H.C!
She rode the dick so hard she had to say "Weeee!"
Had her ass up until a quarter to 3
The thought was there.
I feel you'll self-pwn here more than once.
My presence is very intimidating...as is my beauty.
Negative. At least I caught my mistake right away.
The pwn stands, bitch. You don't speak anymore, yes please.
Alec...I'm not responding to that pile of elephant shit.
Except you pwn yourself by typing. Especially 12 page rants. GG.
Thanks a lot kellie for getting him out of the mind set!
Damn cyst.
Alec...if you gonna step wid me,
You gotta at least try, g,
Where's Hanky when I need him,
Least I don't have to re-read him,
And all the shit that HE writes,
And his rhymes that lose their fights.
Hey! Fuck dat bitch...or not,
I mean - the skank is hardly hot,
A ball of snot,
Rancid tater-tot,
A jumpin-in-the-river bitch,
Just to make us lose the itch,
To smack her in da yappy mouth,
Ya'll know I once lived in da south?
Hoes like this don't make the grade,
Quickly drop before they made,
Less than a passing fade,
Taste worse than piss-Gatorade.
Don't tell me of my rants,
Just loosen up your pants,
Jiggle-pop those chesty boulders,
Never sass-mouth your greater olders.
Ya gotta fight ur own battle
so get back in yo' saddle.
You mess with these fat chix,
cause ya like dem fat tits.
But secretly you rather their clits
be dicks
So you can suck on some stick
while that fatty rides your prick.
I like that cruel.
propz homie!
I'm in hardcore frown mode.
Haha! I think it could be funny someone else is trying to rhyme up in dis mofockin joint now...fer realz!
Wonder if that old-timer Hank might come outta hiding and drop a few lines of Jew-raps too.
Fuck...you two could be the nigger-rap-Mucho-Cohen-brothers.
That would be nice, I think.
Lies Smelly-crotch. Nothing about you is hard.
You spelled "me" wrong.
And that sounds like a personal problem.
No. I definitely spelled 'you' right. You're Smelly, remember?
Flop 'em out.
My nose is big,
but my dick is much bigga
go figure, I still eat pig 4 dinna
I live my life, trying 2 avoid cooties,
It kinda hard tho
cuz i love da' Black Booty.
Specially when it tastes kinda fruity.... drive me kinda zooty!
Now Kellie GTFO! I eat pork but still can't stand your snout!
I even heard you smell of trout,
I still wouldn't eat you out,
even if ya came with extra sauerkraut.
no doubt.
Meh...getting better...definitely some editing issues...seems to be an issue wid you Jews...like Columbo without clues...or niggers without Blues.
Not very nice Alec. But it was smooth like tonic.
Smooth like tonic?
Wha? You being ironic?
Twas like sucking on da chronic laced with illnesses bubonic.
Ouch, that was sick.
Kellie,want some inspiration from the tip of my dick?
Then spit back on and give it another lick?
damn trick.
...but she's 'thick'.
1. That thing IS an instrument.
2. I've got to go to work just now, but I will be back to pwn you two wannabe rappers later, as I am way beyond anyone's skills around these parts.
3. Why can't we get the thing fixed where the comments get cut off and you have to refresh the page two or three times to see the whole comment?
You must be a noob. I have no problems here. And I pwn everyone every day.
Enjoy your day...ohayo gozaimasu.
So what if I'm thick.
Nothing wrong with cushion for the pushin.
Sure you're gonna cope here, darlin'?
Quite. I'll be alright.
i hear they're a right bunch of pirates here, ya know? Butt pirates, me arties. Argggh!
Lol thats what some dude name chris on my myspace says.
No shit? Huh. That was the joke you dirty lil dumbass.
You may as well post your tits now. Redeeming yourself is gonna be difficult from this point.
On second thought, I'm too busy to pwn any candy ass wrappers today.
My sarcasm is just too fucking dry, or cruel, you are just too fucking dense. I wonder which.
^misspelled "cunt"
your sarcasm and your humor are as dry as your stink ass twat stinkie, and diluted by your hundreds of posts
Like a desert possum, like a fucking desert.
did somebody say Dessert Possum?...mmm...
better than the gummy bear