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Yeah, I saw one of those about 7 years ago, in the mall.
So did you ever get around to using it?
No, it's still in his wallet.
ba dum ching!
What does my vietnamese manicurist have to do with this!?
7 years ago I was so broke I probably couldn't afford this.
Y'know, I bet with a little lube that shit might just take "The Stranger" to a whole new place. Do it with your off hand, too.
when the glove gets hot it rips........um, my friend said
tell your friend not to jerk you so hard
what? no reservoir tips?
If that glove is latex, you are gonna want to avoid Vaseline!
got aids?
Says the voice of experience.
i was lucky,i was fucking this dude, I mean "chic" up the ass with heaps of vasaline on the connie. just before the vinegar stroke the connie fell to bits. there was cum and shit EVERYWHERE....good times
now you and 4 of your closest friend can get together and increase the intimacy of your circle jerks
What if I only have 3 friends? Would that be a square jerk?
can you say LOVE GLOVE?
can you say Jack Pack?
Sure, pack jack. ohh, I cannot...
Who's Jack and why do you want to pack him?
uhh, it's all pink on the inside?
Then you better call an interior redecorator. Chinaski Home Refurberishings is a good bet.
Nah, the price is too high for the shoddy job they do...
The bastard would just paint it a slightly different shade of pink.
FINALLY!!!!(:
Gert JonnysThey rock.
Shuddap boy!Tell your little brat to do the goddamn lawn. Perfect for suburb families.
Morph picI swear Morph, Vic made me post this.
Metal Gear Solid fans???I've heard it was true...
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Organ DonatorsMidnight runs
Spider Man Got Rapedi always knew he was a faggot
No Not Plantshit! Aaahhhhh!"Hey man, I heard Plantshit is looking for you." "No way! That guy scares the...
Funny Speeding TicketIt's a bit of a read, but the guy just sells the situation.
Examtheres an elephant in the way...
bush photoshophow true it is...
Katrina FloatNot sure if this is in good taste or not, but kind of amusing!
fuckingdogBegone, hell hound!!
DeerIf you hunted or seen this done to real deer then this is gona be funny... ...
rollingrolling on... uh well, rolling.
Here\'s Jonny!I didn\'t know that mansion in The Shining had a photo-kiosk.
Comments to Do it yourself masturbation kit
Yeah, I saw one of those about 7 years ago, in the mall.
So did you ever get around to using it?
No, it's still in his wallet.
ba dum ching!
What does my vietnamese manicurist have to do with this!?
7 years ago I was so broke I probably couldn't afford this.
Y'know, I bet with a little lube that shit might just take "The Stranger" to a whole new place. Do it with your off hand, too.
when the glove gets hot it rips........um, my friend said
tell your friend not to jerk you so hard
what? no reservoir tips?
If that glove is latex, you are gonna want to avoid Vaseline!
got aids?
Says the voice of experience.
i was lucky,i was fucking this dude, I mean "chic" up the ass with heaps of vasaline on the connie. just before the vinegar stroke the connie fell to bits. there was cum and shit EVERYWHERE....good times
now you and 4 of your closest friend can get together and increase the intimacy of your circle jerks
What if I only have 3 friends? Would that be a square jerk?
can you say LOVE GLOVE?
can you say Jack Pack?
Sure, pack jack. ohh, I cannot...
Who's Jack and why do you want to pack him?
uhh, it's all pink on the inside?
Then you better call an interior redecorator. Chinaski Home Refurberishings is a good bet.
Nah, the price is too high for the shoddy job they do...
The bastard would just paint it a slightly different shade of pink.
FINALLY!!!!(: