Do it yourself masturbation kit
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Yeah, I saw one of those about 7 years ago, in the mall.
So did you ever get around to using it?
No, it's still in his wallet.
ba dum ching!
What does my vietnamese manicurist have to do with this!?
7 years ago I was so broke I probably couldn't afford this.
Y'know, I bet with a little lube that shit might just take "The Stranger" to a whole new place. Do it with your off hand, too.
when the glove gets hot it rips........um, my friend said
tell your friend not to jerk you so hard
what? no reservoir tips?
If that glove is latex, you are gonna want to avoid Vaseline!
got aids?
Says the voice of experience.
i was lucky,i was fucking this dude, I mean "chic" up the ass with heaps of vasaline on the connie. just before the vinegar stroke the connie fell to bits. there was cum and shit EVERYWHERE....good times
now you and 4 of your closest friend can get together and increase the intimacy of your circle jerks
What if I only have 3 friends? Would that be a square jerk?
can you say LOVE GLOVE?
can you say Jack Pack?
Sure, pack jack. ohh, I cannot...
Who's Jack and why do you want to pack him?
uhh, it's all pink on the inside?
Then you better call an interior redecorator. Chinaski Home Refurberishings is a good bet.
Nah, the price is too high for the shoddy job they do...
The bastard would just paint it a slightly different shade of pink.
FINALLY!!!!(:
CheerJust do 'em
That kate chickHoof woman has new style
What the?!!!Batman
Stephen Hawking sayslest ye want a can of whoop ass.
Reach AroundTee Hee
Mucho TruckNo 'shop here. This is an actual product.
Glory HoleIt's a store near where I live. I dont think they thought out the name of it ...
Arts & CraftsWhy Ryoga always keeps glitter handy
My kind of girlI think Im in love
Stormy PleasureSome chick fapping herself off with a dildo on a couch.
FIRE!when you gotta go...
Chinese CuisineAlmond Chicken
Pic of Alec13Stole this off cherry tap, but more than certain it's that Alec13 queef.
make your ownsubmit stuff for these guys to cheer about.
i win nbspthats right bitches, more to come on pimping japanese bitches, you will see
McBurntAnd I\'ll have the burger very well done please.
Comments to Do it yourself masturbation kit
Yeah, I saw one of those about 7 years ago, in the mall.
So did you ever get around to using it?
No, it's still in his wallet.
ba dum ching!
What does my vietnamese manicurist have to do with this!?
7 years ago I was so broke I probably couldn't afford this.
Y'know, I bet with a little lube that shit might just take "The Stranger" to a whole new place. Do it with your off hand, too.
when the glove gets hot it rips........um, my friend said
tell your friend not to jerk you so hard
what? no reservoir tips?
If that glove is latex, you are gonna want to avoid Vaseline!
got aids?
Says the voice of experience.
i was lucky,i was fucking this dude, I mean "chic" up the ass with heaps of vasaline on the connie. just before the vinegar stroke the connie fell to bits. there was cum and shit EVERYWHERE....good times
now you and 4 of your closest friend can get together and increase the intimacy of your circle jerks
What if I only have 3 friends? Would that be a square jerk?
can you say LOVE GLOVE?
can you say Jack Pack?
Sure, pack jack. ohh, I cannot...
Who's Jack and why do you want to pack him?
uhh, it's all pink on the inside?
Then you better call an interior redecorator. Chinaski Home Refurberishings is a good bet.
Nah, the price is too high for the shoddy job they do...
The bastard would just paint it a slightly different shade of pink.
FINALLY!!!!(: