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do not bite shamwow vince

according to tmz this the hooker vince beat up.... ShamWow: does not drip beat up hooker : drips

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Comments to do not bite shamwow vince

  • freak31872
    freak31872 2009-04-01T04:04:24Z says:

    he paid for that?

    • Enterx
      Enterx 2009-04-01T04:09:20Z says:

      Better picture:
      http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

    • yak
      yak 2009-04-01T04:18:18Z says:

      to be fair not many people look good when they have the shit kicked out of them.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-04-01T04:38:16Z says:

      oooh ok shes cute in the other picture.

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-01T06:11:52Z says:

      If someone bit your tongue, what would you do?
      She would be dead if she bit my "kareem abdul jabbar".

    • Enterx
      Enterx 2009-04-01T09:07:57Z says:

      She was the one who made the offer of $1000 for sex, she probably gave it a nibble and he overreacted. No matter how many times you have kissed in your life you are bound to still have a little mishap. I don't see why she would make an offer only to lose it on purpose and don't you think Vince would overreact? Besides the report said he punched her until she let go, which means her head would've had to move back the first time and either do some real damage to his tongue or he just overreacted and she wasn't holding onto his tongue.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-04-01T09:23:40Z says:

      STFU

      "No matter how many times you have kissed in your life
      you are bound to still have a little mishap"

      What do you kiss? Lawnmowers?

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2009-04-01T11:50:49Z says:

      ha!

    • Enterx
      Enterx 2009-04-01T21:43:49Z says:

      Have you ever watched porn? Even those guys need help finding a pussy while fucking doggy style. And that's just sticking one thing into another, it's not like the pussy is moving around. When kissing both parties are putting forth unless you are kissing a corpse or your grandma. Grandma never gives tongue anymore.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2009-04-02T01:13:48Z says:

      aahhh... its great to hear a virgin talk about sex like an expert... please tell me more!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-04-02T03:01:43Z says:

      well ive kissed plenty of girls and every now and then when youre all horny and kissing you clash teeth or whatever so its entirely possible.

  • JesusCrust
    JesusCrust 2009-04-01T04:06:53Z says:

    He rihanna'd the shit out of her. Looks like she is taking a shit in the second one.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-04-01T04:47:45Z says:

      The proper verb is actually "Chris Brown'd."

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2009-04-01T06:07:32Z says:

      "Chris Brown'd" Is the clear winner.

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-04-01T07:31:38Z says:

      Got beaten by her fella, fella, fella hey hey........

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2009-04-01T04:08:30Z says:

    hahaha. It is pictures like these that make me love Mucho.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-04-01T04:08:57Z says:

      This bitch is a fucking mess.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-04-01T04:09:57Z says:

    This is fucking great. He fucked that butch up.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-01T04:10:17Z says:

      *bitch

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-01T04:10:26Z says:

      *CruelHM

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-04-01T04:35:11Z says:

      'butch' also works there.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-04-01T04:35:39Z says:

      *lucid

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-04-01T04:38:33Z says:

      heh

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-01T10:39:02Z says:

      Jesus Rish...you love me, don't you? Go away...I am NOT interested in rear naked choking your chicken, bitch.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-01T13:58:26Z says:

      Are you kidding me? You are the one that wrote a whole song about dik and I yesterday. You are definately interested in choking my cock with your butthole.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-01T14:18:17Z says:

      No, I am not kidding - you are definitely a faggot.
      Sorry, have you overlooked the part where you and dik follow my scent all over this site...desperately trying to 'pwn' me? Turkish freakout thread was a classic example. I wasn't even there!!
      But, do you really know how often I laugh at you two and your comedy double-act? I laugh a lot...so thanks - honestly.
      You gotta raise your game though Rishfag...that ancient floppy-cock dik is a lot funnier than you lately.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-04-01T17:22:01Z says:

      We are not trying to pwn you, Cruel. You are pwning yourself. We are just simply pointing out the obvious.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-04-01T04:10:55Z says:

    Oh, yeah, dik goes to TMZ, hahahaha!

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-04-01T05:24:49Z says:

      And myspace. I bet he has a Twitter account too.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-04-01T06:20:56Z says:

      what the fuck was he saying in that description?..my stump is stumped

    • mrubermonkey
      mrubermonkey 2009-04-01T06:27:39Z says:

      Teenage Mutant Zebras?

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-01T11:41:14Z says:

      that description is a mess isn't it

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-04-01T15:43:41Z says:

      ^Tiffany Preston.

    • dik
      dik 2009-04-01T16:12:00Z says:

      hahaha shut up

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-04-01T17:05:28Z says:

      You loved that, admit it.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-04-02T04:34:01Z says:

      Drippy man, drippy.

  • possum
    possum 2009-04-01T04:15:01Z says:

    he paid $1000 to whup this?
    jeez...:(

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-01T06:24:18Z says:

      I'd pay 23$ to beat your ass.
      I just shit my pants again.

  • JackingJumpFlash
    JackingJumpFlash 2009-04-01T04:18:39Z says:

    Last pleasant thing she heard:

    "You're going to Love my nuts!"

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2009-04-01T04:48:10Z says:

    Sham Ow!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-04-01T06:22:04Z says:

      Or ShameWow!.. alternatively.

  • Snarf
    Snarf 2009-04-01T05:09:09Z says:

    Skinny guys have sharp knuckles. See how he split her shit!

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-04-01T05:10:34Z says:

    Are you watchin' me, camera guy?

    • Alec13
      Alec13 2009-04-01T07:23:05Z says:

      This is all in real time!

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-04-02T01:19:02Z says:

      Camera guy was definitely getting this.

  • TheFlork
    TheFlork 2009-04-01T06:08:43Z says:

    Dominated!

  • PreludePatrick
    PreludePatrick 2009-04-01T06:57:04Z says:

    Sham...wow?

  • sabersaw5611
    sabersaw5611 2009-04-01T07:13:08Z says:

    She def. has a face of surprise at the power of shamwow!

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-04-01T07:22:30Z says:

    definatly reminds me of chunk from the goonies

  • SummerTlMEbrews
    SummerTlMEbrews 2009-04-01T13:51:49Z says:

    punk is dead....you're next

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-04-01T16:23:47Z says:

    Fuck, I know her.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-04-01T16:31:47Z says:

      Because it's your sister.

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2009-04-01T23:59:48Z says:

    What do you call a girl with two black eyes?
    Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
    badump bumpp! chiiishhhh

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-04-02T00:07:58Z says:

      Thanks for that, Captain Original...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-04-02T00:28:33Z says:

      He gets credit for good drum/cymbal combo phonetic spelling though.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-04-02T01:19:48Z says:

      Yeah, we can give him that much. Most people just do a *rimshot* kind of thing.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-04-02T03:36:57Z says:

      I think the second bumpp was unnecessary. Also, substituting "she" with "bitch" kind of weakens the joke.

dik
posted April 01, 2009
by dik

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