She was the one who made the offer of $1000 for sex, she probably gave it a nibble and he overreacted. No matter how many times you have kissed in your life you are bound to still have a little mishap. I don't see why she would make an offer only to lose it on purpose and don't you think Vince would overreact? Besides the report said he punched her until she let go, which means her head would've had to move back the first time and either do some real damage to his tongue or he just overreacted and she wasn't holding onto his tongue.
Have you ever watched porn? Even those guys need help finding a pussy while fucking doggy style. And that's just sticking one thing into another, it's not like the pussy is moving around. When kissing both parties are putting forth unless you are kissing a corpse or your grandma. Grandma never gives tongue anymore.
Are you kidding me? You are the one that wrote a whole song about dik and I yesterday. You are definately interested in choking my cock with your butthole.
No, I am not kidding - you are definitely a faggot.
Sorry, have you overlooked the part where you and dik follow my scent all over this site...desperately trying to 'pwn' me? Turkish freakout thread was a classic example. I wasn't even there!!
But, do you really know how often I laugh at you two and your comedy double-act? I laugh a lot...so thanks - honestly.
You gotta raise your game though Rishfag...that ancient floppy-cock dik is a lot funnier than you lately.
Comments to do not bite shamwow vince
he paid for that?
Better picture:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg
to be fair not many people look good when they have the shit kicked out of them.
oooh ok shes cute in the other picture.
If someone bit your tongue, what would you do?
She would be dead if she bit my "kareem abdul jabbar".
She was the one who made the offer of $1000 for sex, she probably gave it a nibble and he overreacted. No matter how many times you have kissed in your life you are bound to still have a little mishap. I don't see why she would make an offer only to lose it on purpose and don't you think Vince would overreact? Besides the report said he punched her until she let go, which means her head would've had to move back the first time and either do some real damage to his tongue or he just overreacted and she wasn't holding onto his tongue.
STFU
"No matter how many times you have kissed in your life
you are bound to still have a little mishap"
What do you kiss? Lawnmowers?
ha!
Have you ever watched porn? Even those guys need help finding a pussy while fucking doggy style. And that's just sticking one thing into another, it's not like the pussy is moving around. When kissing both parties are putting forth unless you are kissing a corpse or your grandma. Grandma never gives tongue anymore.
aahhh... its great to hear a virgin talk about sex like an expert... please tell me more!
well ive kissed plenty of girls and every now and then when youre all horny and kissing you clash teeth or whatever so its entirely possible.
He rihanna'd the shit out of her. Looks like she is taking a shit in the second one.
The proper verb is actually "Chris Brown'd."
"Chris Brown'd" Is the clear winner.
Got beaten by her fella, fella, fella hey hey........
hahaha. It is pictures like these that make me love Mucho.
This bitch is a fucking mess.
This is fucking great. He fucked that butch up.
*bitch
*CruelHM
'butch' also works there.
*lucid
heh
Jesus Rish...you love me, don't you? Go away...I am NOT interested in rear naked choking your chicken, bitch.
Are you kidding me? You are the one that wrote a whole song about dik and I yesterday. You are definately interested in choking my cock with your butthole.
No, I am not kidding - you are definitely a faggot.
Sorry, have you overlooked the part where you and dik follow my scent all over this site...desperately trying to 'pwn' me? Turkish freakout thread was a classic example. I wasn't even there!!
But, do you really know how often I laugh at you two and your comedy double-act? I laugh a lot...so thanks - honestly.
You gotta raise your game though Rishfag...that ancient floppy-cock dik is a lot funnier than you lately.
We are not trying to pwn you, Cruel. You are pwning yourself. We are just simply pointing out the obvious.
Oh, yeah, dik goes to TMZ, hahahaha!
And myspace. I bet he has a Twitter account too.
what the fuck was he saying in that description?..my stump is stumped
Teenage Mutant Zebras?
that description is a mess isn't it
^Tiffany Preston.
hahaha shut up
You loved that, admit it.
Drippy man, drippy.
he paid $1000 to whup this?
jeez...:(
I'd pay 23$ to beat your ass.
I just shit my pants again.
Last pleasant thing she heard:
"You're going to Love my nuts!"
Sham Ow!
Or ShameWow!.. alternatively.
Skinny guys have sharp knuckles. See how he split her shit!
Are you watchin' me, camera guy?
This is all in real time!
Camera guy was definitely getting this.
Dominated!
Sham...wow?
She def. has a face of surprise at the power of shamwow!
definatly reminds me of chunk from the goonies
punk is dead....you're next
Fuck, I know her.
Because it's your sister.
What do you call a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
badump bumpp! chiiishhhh
Thanks for that, Captain Original...
He gets credit for good drum/cymbal combo phonetic spelling though.
Yeah, we can give him that much. Most people just do a *rimshot* kind of thing.
I think the second bumpp was unnecessary. Also, substituting "she" with "bitch" kind of weakens the joke.