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Comments to Dolphin hump
He's getting slammed!
gay
people hang around me all the time.
....?
It's one of those, I finished your sentence jokes.
Oh, I get it now. I see what you did there.
holy shit! that's brutal! ya know dolphins are the only species besides humans that get pleasure out of sex
my dog seems to like it when he's banging your mom... thats the alcohol talking
no mom says she's the one who likes it... or is that the alcohol talking?
How do you know which animals feel pleasure during sex Gootlo? Take a poll or something?
i prefer to test each species first-hand, but it can get really dangerous with the bigger ones
Youre probably most sucessful with the mollusks and such.
not really. it's hard to find what's what on them, and they don't really give much of a response. but hey, that's the job
WTF Gottios. I think it's safe to assume all mammals get pleasure out of sex. I suppose you think primates face fuck each other because they're trying to... uhhh... I got nothing. Why do primates do that then, Gottios?
on a serious note, all other species mate out of instinct. they have no pleasure sensory related to reproduction. all except dolphins and humans. look it up brotha
Primates perform fellatio?
No one's had sex until they have done it with Plantshit.
That's total bullshit, Gottios. I have watched primates give each other handjobs and blowjobs. What fucking instinct might that behavior be serving?
Balls likes monkey cock as well
Look this is just shit i've read. I don't normally argue with National Geographic. I'm no scientist. Take it up with them, alright?
Yes, National Geographic prints truth only. HaHaHaa The pics are excellent though.
Definitely, chimps and bonobos get pleasure out of sex.
Sounds a bit like you're speaking from personal experience, Hank.
Well, your sister does look like a chimp, but technically I think she's human.
You'd have to ask my mother.. We've already established she has a thing for animals.
Generic I fucked your family joke.
Listen, Gottios, you thinking you've read something in National Geographic doesn't convince me of shit. You don't have your facts straight, it's as simple as that. I could give a sit how misinformed you are, but if you're going to pull a Cliff Claven it's best if you get your shit together first.
* shit
And beyond primates, anyone would have a hard time convincing me that most mammals don't get pleasure from fucking. Sea otters make slides to play on, just for the fuck of it; they're simply having fun and instinct has nothing to do with it.
If you think animals don't have some kind of emotional and pleasurable life outside of pure instinct then you simply haven't been around many animals.
Gottios , all living creatures feel pleasure in sex , if not , they perish .
Remember the turtle squealing with delight?
"Women, you can't live with 'em.. pass the beer nuts."-Cliff Claven!
First of all, it's GottLos, and second of all, before you all start attacking my claims for not having my "facts" straight, make sure you have yours. Give some evidence that your theory is right and mine is wrong while you rant about it. Otherwise, you have no basis for anything you're bitching to me about.
Fine, Plantshit fucks bears 24/7, and he tells me that growel they make means I love you. Good enough?
Yes, at least you're not a dick about it.
Where's your evidence? All you said is that you read it in National Geographic. That is meaningless.
And I did give evidence you puerile nitwit: I referenced specific instances of animals, other than human or dolphins, engaged in sexual activity which could IN NO WAY be attributed to procreating and thus instinct. That's my evidence, which you have done nothing to deal with.
Oh, and gods help me for being a dick. I forgot muchotards' feelings are something to be treasured and protected.
You want me to just rape Gottlos, Balls?
You gonna get raped, Gottlos!
I guess I just consider myself lucky that I'm able to have an argument without being so juvenile as to insult and degrade the other person.
But to what you said, your reference of chimps "skullfucking" is still an act of instinct: the male's instinct to stick his dick in something and hopefully impregnate it and the other chimp's (which could likely also be male) instinct to have oral contact with another chimp, along the same lines as grooming and biting. The one chimp may be getting psychological pleasure from the fact that he's mating with something, but I'm pretty certain that animals other that humans and dolphins don't have experience orgasms, especially the females, nor the males when they ejaculate. They don't have pleasure senses attached to their reproductive organs. Again, look it up and then tell me I'm wrong.
And for the record I pulled the National Geographic thing out of my ass. I don't remember where or how I learned that, but the fact that I remembered it makes me think it was from a fairly reliable source.
You're still gonna get raped!
old news! everyone knows that dolphins are one of the only other animals that we know of who get pleasure out of having sex.
It's been well observed that primates engage in sexual acts also for the same sort of reasons humans do. I.e. social lubrication in the group (no sniggering please).
The study of animal sexuality (and primate sexuality especially) is a rapidly developing field. It used to be believed that only humans and a handful of species performed sexual acts other than for procreation, and that animals' sexuality was instinctive and a simple response to the "right" stimulation (sight, scent). Current understanding is that many species believed monogamous have now been proven to be promiscuous or opportunistic in nature, a wide range of species appear both to masturbate and to use objects as tools to help them do so, in many species animals try to give and get sexual stimulation with others where procreation is not the aim, and homosexual behavior has now been observed among 1,500 species, and in 500 of those it is well documented.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality
This article pretty much says that GotLost is full of shit.
So, it's okay to screw monkeys?
who gives a fuck about procreating anyway?
Do you really thing, Gottlos, that a primate is so dim that it can't tell the difference between male and female? Males primates perform oral sex on each other all the time. Not to mention handjobs. What evolutionary instinct is going on when an ape lies back and lets another male jerk him off? And how is that impulse any different than mine when I get head? Not to mention the "instinct" that would compel an ape to provide hand relief.
Thanks Hank, for actually doing the legwork on this one, although by Gottlos' rationale, me saying that I remember what I'm saying is supported by some irrefutable source out there somewhere is proof enough.
And as far as me being insulting: welcome to muchosucho Gottlos, you just got fucked with your pants on.
* think
right through his pants. good move, nothing is more humiliating.
And now for the resident Biologist to chip in: some animals (not many, though) do have sex for pleasure, including several species of primates. Most do not, however. In most cases, the drive to mate is coupled with other stimulus and requires a member of the opposite sex.
I get pleasure when I jerk off and spunk all over my cat. I think he enjoys it too.
Nah, he just likes the free protein.
Another fun fact. Many dogs hump things for the reason of "Just because"
Dolphins are so easy to exploit due to their ease of stimuli. Let's just say it's very simple to get them to believe there are 40 virgins waiting them just up ahead. They are the worlds best suicide bomber.
Yeah Dolphins can pick up pencils with there dick.
Hmmm...Mine can hold up a wet towel.
Mine can hold your grandma in the air.
Being that she now weighs less than a wet towel, that's not real impressive, COCKWHORE.
wet towel.....sexy.
Cockwhore.... sexier.
*peni?
*repli? I couldn't resist eventhough you wern't really replying to anything.
I just farted...
This guy obviously thinks its a joke. I'd like to see when it goes horribly wrong for him.
Like, if she got pregnant?
now that'd be an interesting episode of Maury
"Flipper... you are NOT the father!"
lol
If the dolphins got a penis, its obviusly a guy dolphin and the guy being raped is a guy... Who the fucks going to get pregnant?!...
Just keep quiet for a while.
You know what dolphins and tupperware have in common. They both need a tight seal.
You Jerk.
lololololol
take it like a mammal
so, when a guy puts his legs up like this it means he is feeling pure exst
ecstacy*
He likes things which smell of fish anyway
I just read that they think the freshwater dolphins of China are now extinct.
Meh.
i read that too. sad news
I really can't get all that worked up about animals going extinct. It's just the price the earth has to pay for hosting the human virus.
They must have been running low on cats, dogs, rats, and mice....
They make cheap burgers from various animal meats and paper now. The cook said most people couldn't tell the difference, but the reporter said it tasted disgusting. I'll try to find the video.