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Don't feed the lion

It's funnier if you pretend the lion is a bear and the dead guy is plantshit...

Don't feed the lion

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Comments to Don't feed the lion

  • Kwazimoto
    Kwazimoto 2007-04-29T04:53:50Z says:

    The dead guy was not quite dead, but the lion sure did work hard to rectify that situation.

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-04-29T07:55:05Z says:

      Holy shit that was fucking awesome. Except for the poor fuck mauled by the lion. Then again, you were INSIDE a LION's cage.

    • Huehuete00tl
      Huehuete00tl 2007-04-30T00:08:12Z says:

      Survival of the fittest I say... (Even though the lion is in a cage. but then again, some people are pretty stupid...)

    • ramb0command0
      ramb0command0 2007-04-30T07:28:34Z says:

      so
      you gonna eat that half dead guy?

  • DayoftheDante
    DayoftheDante 2007-04-29T05:00:30Z says:

    What the FUCK. They fire bullets at a lion for doing us a favor and eating our dead weight? Should have just shot the guy to put him out of his suffering and let the lion get back to dinner.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:32:55Z says:

      yep

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-04-29T07:24:08Z says:

      i second that motion

    • Josh(VAL)
      Josh(VAL) 2007-04-29T09:30:41Z says:

      I third that

    • Lucifer976
      Lucifer976 2007-04-29T10:48:19Z says:

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • fipty801
      fipty801 2007-04-29T12:30:54Z says:

      YOU TARDS!
      It was a MUSLIM lion.
      It was on a suicide mission.
      It is now in Paradise with 12 virgin feral cats from Florida.

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-04-29T18:03:12Z says:

      Imagine if it was you, you would be glad that the lion would be shot..your ass would be shitting bricks..I am glad the lion got shot..fuck the lion..

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T18:06:20Z says:

      the lion is innocent man. it's that dog who started the whole thing

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-29T18:15:38Z says:

      There are no virgin cats in Florida. Plantshit saw to that.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-04-29T22:45:05Z says:

      haahaha ew...

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-04-30T15:27:30Z says:

      Even worse, they are firing at a lion that's forced to do "cute" little tricks and live in captivity when its supposed to be in the wild. It's a fucking wild animal...it's not the lion's fault. Fucking assholes.

    • WinterSoldier
      WinterSoldier 2007-04-30T20:14:53Z says:

      Fuck that shit, I don't care what the damn circumstances are if he's about to fucking maul some guy-whether he's being a dumb fucking cunt or not- fucking kill the animal

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T20:43:06Z says:

      in the real world most people would agree with u.. but in the kind of foggy fantasy world i live in, fuck that guy.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-30T20:46:12Z says:

      Why? WTF do I care if he dies. I see a shitload of people every day that could fall under the tires of my truck for all I give a shit, but lions are special.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-04-30T23:22:53Z says:

      the difference is that the dumbass guy put himself in that situation... i'm pretty sure the lion didnt come out of the bushes of africa and say hey, can you guys stick me in captivity and torture me? awesome, i hate being with my friends and hunting real meat. thanks.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T23:52:11Z says:

      wanko was basically agrreein with u o snap

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-30T23:58:26Z says:

      We could certainly stick you in captivity, OhSnap, but maybe swap torture for a bit of abuse.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T00:01:26Z says:

      as long as she's captive is the main thing

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2007-05-01T00:19:39Z says:

      it wasnt directed at wanko.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T00:27:16Z says:

      my bad sorry

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T01:09:02Z says:

      I'm gonna go with the kill the animal side.

    • syndega1
      syndega1 2007-05-01T02:58:59Z says:

      im sure that the guy stuck some kind of limb in there in the 1st place...the lion didn't reach out a paw to pull the guy in...the guy got wat he deserved and the lion was not at fault...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T09:22:26Z says:

      It's not a question of the lion being 'at fault'. If there's a lion killing a person, you kill the lion. It's that simple, and every person in this thread saying "Go lion!" would try to help the person if they were actually there.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T09:28:04Z says:

      possibly hank. but man i've got very little sympathy for these fuckin animal abusin shitheads. Go Lion!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T09:33:36Z says:

      We don't know they are abusing the animals. It started as a baseless assumption which is now morphing into common knowledge.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T09:40:39Z says:

      it's a circus. that is animal abuse. especially a shithole unprepared for anything fucked-up roadshow like this

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T09:46:58Z says:

      All circuses abuse their animals? What exactly are you basing this opinion on?

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T09:51:11Z says:

      even in the most respectable big name circuses the animals are chained and poked with sharp metal prods and scared into doing tricks. its a fact man . look it up, research it a bit you'll see

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T09:52:10Z says:

      go lion! fuck that guy! and somebody get my dog out of that cage!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T09:58:01Z says:

      Didn't somebody mention the hyprocrisy earlier? PETA gets slagged off left and right on this site, but all of a sudden it's 'Circuses are bad, because they are vicious animal abusers.' Did you cheer when the prairie dogs were getting blown to bits?

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T10:03:11Z says:

      i,ve never slagged peta, i never cheered the praire dog video and i've always been against the circus

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T10:12:53Z says:

      Did you ever throw a rock at a squirrel? I knew it! You damn hypocrite.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T10:24:12Z says:

      i have never thrown a rock at a squirrel. i have never ever hurt an animal in my life. i dont even like killing bugs.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T10:33:23Z says:

      Yeah, right.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-05-02T02:29:48Z says:

      Clearly, the only proper thing to have done was toss a saddle on the lion and ride him through a flaming hoop.

  • SweatyPete
    SweatyPete 2007-04-29T05:02:47Z says:

    I like that dog that comes in under that table at 1:39.

    • Reeeenaro
      Reeeenaro 2007-04-29T05:23:06Z says:

      Yeah I know I saw that and I was like "WTF is up with the dog???"

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2007-04-29T18:19:14Z says:

      typical dog, looking for scraps...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-04-29T18:22:55Z says:

      Is there not one fucking taser in the entire country?

    • sing
      sing 2007-11-03T13:55:49Z says:

      !

    • sing
      sing 2007-11-03T14:11:09Z says:

      mmh

  • Volcano
    Volcano 2007-04-29T05:05:57Z says:

    goddamn that sux, i hope the lion is ok

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-04-30T00:43:40Z says:

      no, the guard missed the waste of a guy and hit the lion... =\

    • Volcano
      Volcano 2007-04-30T09:52:36Z says:

      i mean dont they have like electrical prods or something? shooting a lion with that puny gun will only make him mad unless its a mortal wound =( . but yeah i dont care how trained any animal is, (or some humans for that matter) you dont get into the cage just like that

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T01:10:25Z says:

      How are you going to have sex with it if you don't get in the cage?

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-29T05:12:48Z says:

    i hope that peice of shit guy gettin nearly killed by the lion suffered in imposibble fucking pain for weeks before he died. And what is my dog doing in that cage?

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-04-29T09:17:26Z says:

      i know and have seen ppl who wishes bad things for others, will go thought that them selves.

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-04-29T09:17:58Z says:

      but i dont hope it happens to you!

  • ton-E
    ton-E 2007-04-29T05:21:35Z says:

    well i hope everyone that called this pore guy that sufferd getting mauled by a lion till the assholes finaly got someone to shoot the stupid animal. you guys should go to ebaums and jack off to gay porn fuckin pussys...

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:29:12Z says:

      any asshole greedy and ignorant enough to keep an animal like that in a cage in what looks like some kind of circus deserves it man. I'm happy that buttplug suffered in the jaws of that nasty cat.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:34:41Z says:

      i would have liked to see the guy with the gun shoot the guy gettin mauled in the foot

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-29T16:14:27Z says:

      I wonder how many of the people who call the lion tamers etc. assholes used to go to the circus as a kid and enjoy the show? Two faced cunts. Getting mauled by the animals is a risk they take to entertain folk, it isn't deserved unless the animals are abused in some way.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T17:45:27Z says:

      mrfugmuster gettin mauled by the lion is a risk they take to make money. circus animals are abused and scared .all of them . especialy in some half- assed roadshow like this.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-29T18:56:27Z says:

      ton-E, maybe you should read your comments before posting them, ok?

    • ton-E
      ton-E 2007-04-29T23:34:56Z says:

      it was 4 am go fuck urself

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-29T23:37:49Z says:

      dik, obviously they do it to make money, but if nobody found it entertaining there wouldn't be any money in it. As for the abuse, the big names in the circus world have animal rights hoonies with them to make sure it doesn't happen, although I'm not so sure about some of the foreign ones.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-30T00:49:07Z says:

      4 am is no excuse! Being drunk at 4 am is.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T01:11:54Z says:

      Shoot the lion.

  • TokyoBlue
    TokyoBlue 2007-04-29T05:35:42Z says:

    what the FUCK happened here? this video just conjurs up a ridiculous amount of questions. Why the hell was that douche in the cage? where the hell were these people? what is with the dog just.. chillin? crazy!

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:40:36Z says:

      ya man so true!!!! what the fuck???

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-04-29T06:23:33Z says:

      Reminds me of an Andy Worhal. The more you see it...eh, the more you're perplexed.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T06:30:24Z says:

      if u just focus on the dog it's kinda funny

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T06:33:33Z says:

      if i had to guess i'd say it's some kinda backwoods travellin circus from some country. i can't pick out the language. phillipines? maybe? guy in lion tank is probly the trainer/lion abuser. probly have some dog / lion act ..lion got pissy and decided to kill the trainer

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T08:02:03Z says:

      i retract hat dog/lion act theory. i think the dog just went in the cage on his own apparently he's a bad dog.

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-04-29T05:38:41Z says:

    hey fellas, no hurry, I mean, I know you are busy and all, but I am getting my fucking head chewed off here.. its cool you got the cam going because thats important too, but seriously, a lil' help would be appreciated.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T05:41:20Z says:

      hahahaha ya

    • Twister
      Twister 2007-04-29T05:55:45Z says:

      medic, Medic, MEDIC......MEDIC/CAMERAMAN!

  • MEOWMASTER
    MEOWMASTER 2007-04-29T05:47:46Z says:

    yeah i bet that lion was finished off
    after the camera stoped rolling

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-29T13:28:51Z says:

      The full version of the tape, they spend another 10 boring minutes giving the dickhead cpr or some shit. No more clips of the lion. I stopped paying attention before the absolute end, but it didn't look like the dude was gonna wake up.

  • MEOWMASTER
    MEOWMASTER 2007-04-29T05:47:56Z says:

    thank god it was

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-29T06:16:59Z says:

    i couldnt watch after the lion was shot and started screaming. fuck all those guys. i only wish that guy is still alive...in excruciating pain somewhere, suffering and scared

    • fipty801
      fipty801 2007-04-29T12:27:20Z says:

      Dik, what a stupid thing to say.
      You should see the end.
      They EAT the lion and convert him to Islam!

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-04-29T16:25:30Z says:

      I laughed when Mexican Hitler was summoned to do some capping

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T17:46:24Z says:

      mexican hitler must have been on break.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-04-29T23:06:59Z says:

      Halal lion?

  • iKon
    iKon 2007-04-29T06:27:49Z says:

    ?? Why is there a lion but no tranq gun? And for the first 1:25 only ONE guy helps. Speaking of the video WHY IS THAT GUY TAPING IT? And why is there a man, a hungry lion, and a dog LOCKED in the SAME cage? I think they were all kinda asking for it.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T06:34:50Z says:

      hahahahaha ya

    • InsaneAss
      InsaneAss 2007-04-29T06:48:48Z says:

      yeah, why not have everyone get in the cage and have all their heads chewed off, GOOD IDEA. there's not much else they could do with the obvious lack of preparation for anything like that (tranq, tazer, gun anything), they were just waiting for police with a gun. they should have put the lion out of it's misery though.. that's not cool.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T06:51:55Z says:

      ya insaneass that was not fuckin cool at all

    • sadoka
      sadoka 2007-04-29T11:12:51Z says:

      maby it was some animal porn that took a bad turn i mean whats up whit the plastick on the flor and shool tabel

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2007-04-30T17:29:19Z says:

      The dog is to keep the lion back, but i share your confusion.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T17:44:15Z says:

      the dog is not doing a very good job of keepin the lion back

  • Xugaa
    Xugaa 2007-04-29T07:52:23Z says:

    Twats! Fucking foreigners...

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-29T08:07:08Z says:

    Hey Plantshit why didn't the guy just fight the lion??? you fuckin stupid asshole! I almost forgot wanko's original suggestion when he posted it. Aaaahahaha Plantshit yer stupid

    • fipty801
      fipty801 2007-04-29T12:28:02Z says:

      Why didn't he fight?
      Because it's not Counterstrike.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-30T11:09:32Z says:

      I dont know, i dont compare me to others like cunts like you.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-30T20:47:13Z says:

      What do your compare yourself to? Crabs?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-01T08:29:11Z says:

      Lots of animals

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T08:47:23Z says:

      plantshit did u notice how the lion killed the guy in this video?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-01T08:54:16Z says:

      lions attack the neck.

    • dik
      dik 2007-05-01T09:03:29Z says:

      lions kill in a nice friendly way. bears tear u apart. If u must fight a bear I'd suggest u start with Fozzy Bear.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-01T09:20:23Z says:

      it doesnt mather in which way i could die.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T09:35:38Z says:

      For once, we agree!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-05-01T09:52:05Z says:

      thanks

  • XPirateBootyX
    XPirateBootyX 2007-04-29T08:21:20Z says:

    Fuuuuuck

  • lennylane
    lennylane 2007-04-29T08:29:35Z says:

    Just to let you guys know, the language was Persian, These are Iranians.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T08:35:15Z says:

      i thought it mighta sounded arabic type thanks

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-04-29T09:22:15Z says:

      how the hell do you know that?

    • lennylane
      lennylane 2007-04-29T10:20:20Z says:

      I worked in Iran for 5 years before the revolution thats how i picked up the language

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-04-30T00:28:07Z says:

      how old r u?
      more than 50 for sure
      how did u like iran anyways?

    • lennylane
      lennylane 2007-05-01T10:29:31Z says:

      it was very beautiful country, nice people and nice landscape and they paid good money for American engineers back then, VERY GOOD MONEY!

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-04-29T08:46:19Z says:

    Top marks for the total randomness of a dog popping out from under a curtain. That lion wasn't about to give up its meal either, even with a bullet to the face. I thought you always had to have a gun nearby even for idiots. Looked like a circus since everyone was acting like a bunch of clowns.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-04-29T08:57:25Z says:

    This is some good quality shit man, great find, thanks for postin.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-04-29T14:39:48Z says:

      yea

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T19:32:24Z says:

      surprised this wasnt on tv

  • hgrr2.0
    hgrr2.0 2007-04-29T11:52:17Z says:

    I'm no hippy but I feel bad for the lion. I'm sure the guy knew the risk involved going into that cage and as a result, be prepared for the consequences. The lion didn't deserve that shit. Simba!!!! Noooooooo!!!

    • fipty801
      fipty801 2007-04-29T12:28:55Z says:

      Actually, caring for the lion DOES make you a hippy.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-04-29T23:09:49Z says:

      Fucking one makes you even worse than a hippy.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-29T23:40:04Z says:

      Makes you a braver man than me.

  • hgrr2.0
    hgrr2.0 2007-04-29T11:53:26Z says:

    It was probably the queer hat he was wearing. The lion was offended.

    • betonthis1
      betonthis1 2007-04-29T19:01:18Z says:

      I was about to say the same thing. Next time coordinate and the lion would of respected you more.

  • Count_Herbie
    Count_Herbie 2007-04-29T14:04:29Z says:

    Blood!

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-04-29T18:19:59Z says:

    ta-DAAA!!!

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T18:29:11Z says:

      hilarious!!!

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-04-29T18:22:05Z says:

    wow, for a second there, I thought the guy in the white shirt was half there, that disturbed me for a moment.

    • Keule
      Keule 2007-04-29T19:25:46Z says:

      Thought the same :O. Holy shit

  • vagabundo
    vagabundo 2007-04-29T19:00:28Z says:

    i see some people do not like their fellow co-workers...

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-29T20:20:05Z says:

    i can't get over that doggie in the back. I wonder what he's chewin on???? yikes

  • Ruthio86
    Ruthio86 2007-04-29T21:46:30Z says:

    A) I have a feelin that dog was prolly meant to be food for the lion-hence the cameras and B) poor lion! still wasn't dead at the end of the vid :'-( poor bastard must of been sufferin

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-29T22:30:41Z says:

      its a circus of some kind. there's chairs. they're not going to feed a circus lion a live animal....think about it.

    • Ruthio86
      Ruthio86 2007-04-29T23:23:27Z says:

      I dunno-they throw live animals to the tigers in chinese/japanese zoos! anything is possible

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T04:02:24Z says:

      ya but this is a circus. i doubt even people as stupid as these assbags would want to get their trick lion used to killing and eating something alive.

  • NormansRedPalace
    NormansRedPalace 2007-04-29T23:13:02Z says:

    If the guy with the gun had run in and he'd forgot bullets id have enjoyed that video more- everyone loves a happy ending.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-04-29T23:41:04Z says:

      You old romantic you.

  • Random22
    Random22 2007-04-30T00:17:14Z says:

    why shoot the lion? all they could of done was taser it.No lives needed to be taken.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-04-30T00:25:29Z says:

      Because every cop in the world keeps a taser, right?

    • DickRimmington
      DickRimmington 2007-04-30T02:46:11Z says:

      You know in third world countries "tazer budget" translates to "drugs and teenage whores"

  • girlslaughingatyou
    girlslaughingatyou 2007-04-30T05:04:38Z says:

    Poor lion, trapping the king of the jungle in a cage has to be aggravating... he just did what your average postal worker would have done, went a little nuts and started killing. That's total bs that they shot the lion.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T01:16:21Z says:

      Fuck that lion. I'd a shot him for just looking at me funny.

  • Lazerhead
    Lazerhead 2007-04-30T08:54:58Z says:

    To the people rooting for the lion, and posted against Peta: So it's ok to kill an animal so you can have something tasty at lunch, but not to save a human's life?

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T17:44:34Z says:

      lunch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • NeoNitride
    NeoNitride 2007-04-30T14:17:19Z says:

    Mother Nature dont give a fuck about how much you try to "protect" it you stupid tree hugging hippies. In the end it is either eat or be eaten. Sidenote: why didnt anyone have a gun/rifle to kill the fucking lion? And why didn't the lion eat that little dog running around in the cage instead of the dude?

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-30T16:33:34Z says:

      the little dog probably wasn't poking the lion with a stick and makin him do tricks. although he does look like a sneaky fucker

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-04-30T17:33:45Z says:

      That guy got what he deserved, its just a shame there werent more lions. Bulletproof ones.

    • NormansRedPalace
      NormansRedPalace 2007-04-30T17:33:46Z says:

      That guy got what he deserved, its just a shame there werent more lions. Bulletproof ones.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T01:16:50Z says:

      Down with lions.

  • cdbsr00
    cdbsr00 2007-04-30T14:43:01Z says:

    lion shouldn't have died just because some foreign cumstain wanted alittle pussy to play with.

  • dik
    dik 2007-04-30T19:20:13Z says:

    the only thing that could have made this more satifying is if that dog had participated in the killin of that guy in some little cute way

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-04-30T20:48:10Z says:

      Or peed on him.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-05-01T09:36:31Z says:

      Or started humping his leg.

  • Bradicus
    Bradicus 2007-05-01T11:17:18Z says:

    It's like the pepsi challenge - they were trying to see if the lion could taste the difference between dog meat and human meat... the plan went to shit when the blindfold came off.

  • Lucifer666
    Lucifer666 2007-05-02T15:30:21Z says:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=333_1177624795
    theres link to longer version of this
    video checkit and cry you fucking retards

  • matadorjr
    matadorjr 2007-11-03T13:36:26Z says:

    so how did it end? did he die?

  • Magawd
    Magawd 2007-11-04T13:33:19Z says:

    Poor lion.

  • PuttyTat
    PuttyTat 2009-03-09T04:30:08Z says:

    poor mister lion =(
    they shouldda used tranquilizers instead

El_Wanko
posted April 29, 2007

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