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Don't feed the lion

It's funnier if you pretend the lion is a bear and the dead guy is plantshit...

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Comments to Don't feed the lion

  • Kitty_j
    Kwazimoto says:

    The dead guy was not quite dead, but the lion sure did work hard to rectify that situation.

    2007-04-29T04:53:50Z
    • Headshothumb
      Spallina says:

      Holy shit that was fucking awesome. Except for the poor fuck mauled by the lion. Then again, you were INSIDE a LION's cage.

      2007-04-29T07:55:05Z
    • 16x16

      Survival of the fittest I say... (Even though the lion is in a cage. but then again, some people are pretty stupid...)

      2007-04-30T00:08:12Z
    • A_great_white

      so
      you gonna eat that half dead guy?

      2007-04-30T07:28:34Z
  • Meiconmucho

    What the FUCK. They fire bullets at a lion for doing us a favor and eating our dead weight? Should have just shot the guy to put him out of his suffering and let the lion get back to dinner.

    2007-04-29T05:00:30Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      yep

      2007-04-29T05:32:55Z
    • 16x16
      syndega1 says:

      i second that motion

      2007-04-29T07:24:08Z
    • Fruit_75x75
      Josh(VAL) says:

      I third that

      2007-04-29T09:30:41Z
    • 16x16
      Lucifer976 says:

      Exactly what I was thinking

      2007-04-29T10:48:19Z
    • 16x16
      fipty801 says:

      YOU TARDS!
      It was a MUSLIM lion.
      It was on a suicide mission.
      It is now in Paradise with 12 virgin feral cats from Florida.

      2007-04-29T12:30:54Z
    • Bicho-1217001131
      bichofelix says:

      Imagine if it was you, you would be glad that the lion would be shot..your ass would be shitting bricks..I am glad the lion got shot..fuck the lion..

      2007-04-29T18:03:12Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      the lion is innocent man. it's that dog who started the whole thing

      2007-04-29T18:06:20Z
    • Newclaude

      There are no virgin cats in Florida. Plantshit saw to that.

      2007-04-29T18:15:38Z
    • Lepprntava

      haahaha ew...

      2007-04-29T22:45:05Z
    • 1222794398_l_2c3ee488f5f720987d72591c85eb1d5b
      OhSnap says:

      Even worse, they are firing at a lion that's forced to do "cute" little tricks and live in captivity when its supposed to be in the wild. It's a fucking wild animal...it's not the lion's fault. Fucking assholes.

      2007-04-30T15:27:30Z
    • 16x16

      Fuck that shit, I don't care what the damn circumstances are if he's about to fucking maul some guy-whether he's being a dumb fucking cunt or not- fucking kill the animal

      2007-04-30T20:14:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      in the real world most people would agree with u.. but in the kind of foggy fantasy world i live in, fuck that guy.

      2007-04-30T20:43:06Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Why? WTF do I care if he dies. I see a shitload of people every day that could fall under the tires of my truck for all I give a shit, but lions are special.

      2007-04-30T20:46:12Z
    • 1222794398_l_2c3ee488f5f720987d72591c85eb1d5b
      OhSnap says:

      the difference is that the dumbass guy put himself in that situation... i'm pretty sure the lion didnt come out of the bushes of africa and say hey, can you guys stick me in captivity and torture me? awesome, i hate being with my friends and hunting real meat. thanks.

      2007-04-30T23:22:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      wanko was basically agrreein with u o snap

      2007-04-30T23:52:11Z
    • Made_in_england

      We could certainly stick you in captivity, OhSnap, but maybe swap torture for a bit of abuse.

      2007-04-30T23:58:26Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      as long as she's captive is the main thing

      2007-05-01T00:01:26Z
    • 1222794398_l_2c3ee488f5f720987d72591c85eb1d5b
      OhSnap says:

      it wasnt directed at wanko.

      2007-05-01T00:19:39Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      my bad sorry

      2007-05-01T00:27:16Z
    • Bukowski1

      I'm gonna go with the kill the animal side.

      2007-05-01T01:09:02Z
    • 16x16
      syndega1 says:

      im sure that the guy stuck some kind of limb in there in the 1st place...the lion didn't reach out a paw to pull the guy in...the guy got wat he deserved and the lion was not at fault...

      2007-05-01T02:58:59Z
    • Bukowski1

      It's not a question of the lion being 'at fault'. If there's a lion killing a person, you kill the lion. It's that simple, and every person in this thread saying "Go lion!" would try to help the person if they were actually there.

      2007-05-01T09:22:26Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      possibly hank. but man i've got very little sympathy for these fuckin animal abusin shitheads. Go Lion!

      2007-05-01T09:28:04Z
    • Bukowski1

      We don't know they are abusing the animals. It started as a baseless assumption which is now morphing into common knowledge.

      2007-05-01T09:33:36Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      it's a circus. that is animal abuse. especially a shithole unprepared for anything fucked-up roadshow like this

      2007-05-01T09:40:39Z
    • Bukowski1

      All circuses abuse their animals? What exactly are you basing this opinion on?

      2007-05-01T09:46:58Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      even in the most respectable big name circuses the animals are chained and poked with sharp metal prods and scared into doing tricks. its a fact man . look it up, research it a bit you'll see

      2007-05-01T09:51:11Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      go lion! fuck that guy! and somebody get my dog out of that cage!

      2007-05-01T09:52:10Z
    • Bukowski1

      Didn't somebody mention the hyprocrisy earlier? PETA gets slagged off left and right on this site, but all of a sudden it's 'Circuses are bad, because they are vicious animal abusers.' Did you cheer when the prairie dogs were getting blown to bits?

      2007-05-01T09:58:01Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i,ve never slagged peta, i never cheered the praire dog video and i've always been against the circus

      2007-05-01T10:03:11Z
    • Bukowski1

      Did you ever throw a rock at a squirrel? I knew it! You damn hypocrite.

      2007-05-01T10:12:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i have never thrown a rock at a squirrel. i have never ever hurt an animal in my life. i dont even like killing bugs.

      2007-05-01T10:24:12Z
    • Bukowski1

      Yeah, right.

      2007-05-01T10:33:23Z
    • Newclaude

      Clearly, the only proper thing to have done was toss a saddle on the lion and ride him through a flaming hoop.

      2007-05-02T02:29:48Z
  • Untitled
    SweatyPete says:

    I like that dog that comes in under that table at 1:39.

    2007-04-29T05:02:47Z
    • Windowsstalk
      Reeeenaro says:

      Yeah I know I saw that and I was like "WTF is up with the dog???"

      2007-04-29T05:23:06Z
    • Wario_game_75x75
      Wario7793 says:

      typical dog, looking for scraps...

      2007-04-29T18:19:14Z
    • Newclaude

      Is there not one fucking taser in the entire country?

      2007-04-29T18:22:55Z
    • Arton83-75x75
      sing says:

      !

      2007-11-03T13:55:49Z
    • Arton83-75x75
      sing says:

      mmh

      2007-11-03T14:11:09Z
  • 48x48
    Volcano says:

    goddamn that sux, i hope the lion is ok

    2007-04-29T05:05:57Z
    • 16x16
      Hogmaster says:

      no, the guard missed the waste of a guy and hit the lion... =\

      2007-04-30T00:43:40Z
    • 16x16
      Volcano says:

      i mean dont they have like electrical prods or something? shooting a lion with that puny gun will only make him mad unless its a mortal wound =( . but yeah i dont care how trained any animal is, (or some humans for that matter) you dont get into the cage just like that

      2007-04-30T09:52:36Z
    • Bukowski1

      How are you going to have sex with it if you don't get in the cage?

      2007-05-01T01:10:25Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    i hope that peice of shit guy gettin nearly killed by the lion suffered in imposibble fucking pain for weeks before he died. And what is my dog doing in that cage?

    2007-04-29T05:12:48Z
    • Gayunicorns
      iranian says:

      i know and have seen ppl who wishes bad things for others, will go thought that them selves.

      2007-04-29T09:17:26Z
    • Gayunicorns
      iranian says:

      but i dont hope it happens to you!

      2007-04-29T09:17:58Z
  • 48x48
    ton-E says:

    well i hope everyone that called this pore guy that sufferd getting mauled by a lion till the assholes finaly got someone to shoot the stupid animal. you guys should go to ebaums and jack off to gay porn fuckin pussys...

    2007-04-29T05:21:35Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      any asshole greedy and ignorant enough to keep an animal like that in a cage in what looks like some kind of circus deserves it man. I'm happy that buttplug suffered in the jaws of that nasty cat.

      2007-04-29T05:29:12Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i would have liked to see the guy with the gun shoot the guy gettin mauled in the foot

      2007-04-29T05:34:41Z
    • Made_in_england

      I wonder how many of the people who call the lion tamers etc. assholes used to go to the circus as a kid and enjoy the show? Two faced cunts. Getting mauled by the animals is a risk they take to entertain folk, it isn't deserved unless the animals are abused in some way.

      2007-04-29T16:14:27Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      mrfugmuster gettin mauled by the lion is a risk they take to make money. circus animals are abused and scared .all of them . especialy in some half- assed roadshow like this.

      2007-04-29T17:45:27Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      ton-E, maybe you should read your comments before posting them, ok?

      2007-04-29T18:56:27Z
    • 16x16
      ton-E says:

      it was 4 am go fuck urself

      2007-04-29T23:34:56Z
    • Made_in_england

      dik, obviously they do it to make money, but if nobody found it entertaining there wouldn't be any money in it. As for the abuse, the big names in the circus world have animal rights hoonies with them to make sure it doesn't happen, although I'm not so sure about some of the foreign ones.

      2007-04-29T23:37:49Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      4 am is no excuse! Being drunk at 4 am is.

      2007-04-30T00:49:07Z
    • Bukowski1

      Shoot the lion.

      2007-05-01T01:11:54Z
  • Icon
    TokyoBlue says:

    what the FUCK happened here? this video just conjurs up a ridiculous amount of questions. Why the hell was that douche in the cage? where the hell were these people? what is with the dog just.. chillin? crazy!

    2007-04-29T05:35:42Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya man so true!!!! what the fuck???

      2007-04-29T05:40:36Z
    • 16x16
      Kris2321 says:

      Reminds me of an Andy Worhal. The more you see it...eh, the more you're perplexed.

      2007-04-29T06:23:33Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      if u just focus on the dog it's kinda funny

      2007-04-29T06:30:24Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      if i had to guess i'd say it's some kinda backwoods travellin circus from some country. i can't pick out the language. phillipines? maybe? guy in lion tank is probly the trainer/lion abuser. probly have some dog / lion act ..lion got pissy and decided to kill the trainer

      2007-04-29T06:33:33Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i retract hat dog/lion act theory. i think the dog just went in the cage on his own apparently he's a bad dog.

      2007-04-30T08:02:03Z
  • Cheech3

    hey fellas, no hurry, I mean, I know you are busy and all, but I am getting my fucking head chewed off here.. its cool you got the cam going because thats important too, but seriously, a lil' help would be appreciated.

    2007-04-29T05:38:41Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hahahaha ya

      2007-04-29T05:41:20Z
    • Img_9054
      Twister says:

      medic, Medic, MEDIC......MEDIC/CAMERAMAN!

      2007-04-29T05:55:45Z
  • 48x48
    MEOWMASTER says:

    yeah i bet that lion was finished off
    after the camera stoped rolling

    2007-04-29T05:47:46Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      The full version of the tape, they spend another 10 boring minutes giving the dickhead cpr or some shit. No more clips of the lion. I stopped paying attention before the absolute end, but it didn't look like the dude was gonna wake up.

      2007-04-29T13:28:51Z
  • 48x48
    MEOWMASTER says:

    thank god it was

    2007-04-29T05:47:56Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    i couldnt watch after the lion was shot and started screaming. fuck all those guys. i only wish that guy is still alive...in excruciating pain somewhere, suffering and scared

    2007-04-29T06:16:59Z
    • 16x16
      fipty801 says:

      Dik, what a stupid thing to say.
      You should see the end.
      They EAT the lion and convert him to Islam!

      2007-04-29T12:27:20Z
    • Headshothumb
      Spallina says:

      I laughed when Mexican Hitler was summoned to do some capping

      2007-04-29T16:25:30Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      mexican hitler must have been on break.

      2007-04-29T17:46:24Z
    • 16x16

      Halal lion?

      2007-04-29T23:06:59Z
  • 48x48
    iKon says:

    ?? Why is there a lion but no tranq gun? And for the first 1:25 only ONE guy helps. Speaking of the video WHY IS THAT GUY TAPING IT? And why is there a man, a hungry lion, and a dog LOCKED in the SAME cage? I think they were all kinda asking for it.

    2007-04-29T06:27:49Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hahahahaha ya

      2007-04-29T06:34:50Z
    • 16x16
      InsaneAss says:

      yeah, why not have everyone get in the cage and have all their heads chewed off, GOOD IDEA. there's not much else they could do with the obvious lack of preparation for anything like that (tranq, tazer, gun anything), they were just waiting for police with a gun. they should have put the lion out of it's misery though.. that's not cool.

      2007-04-29T06:48:48Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya insaneass that was not fuckin cool at all

      2007-04-29T06:51:55Z
    • 16x16
      sadoka says:

      maby it was some animal porn that took a bad turn i mean whats up whit the plastick on the flor and shool tabel

      2007-04-29T11:12:51Z
    • 16x16
      KJELL says:

      The dog is to keep the lion back, but i share your confusion.

      2007-04-30T17:29:19Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      the dog is not doing a very good job of keepin the lion back

      2007-04-30T17:44:15Z
  • Bad_apple_2
    Xugaa says:

    Twats! Fucking foreigners...

    2007-04-29T07:52:23Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    Hey Plantshit why didn't the guy just fight the lion??? you fuckin stupid asshole! I almost forgot wanko's original suggestion when he posted it. Aaaahahaha Plantshit yer stupid

    2007-04-29T08:07:08Z
    • 16x16
      fipty801 says:

      Why didn't he fight?
      Because it's not Counterstrike.

      2007-04-29T12:28:02Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      I dont know, i dont compare me to others like cunts like you.

      2007-04-30T11:09:32Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      What do your compare yourself to? Crabs?

      2007-04-30T20:47:13Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      Lots of animals

      2007-05-01T08:29:11Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      plantshit did u notice how the lion killed the guy in this video?

      2007-05-01T08:47:23Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      lions attack the neck.

      2007-05-01T08:54:16Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      lions kill in a nice friendly way. bears tear u apart. If u must fight a bear I'd suggest u start with Fozzy Bear.

      2007-05-01T09:03:29Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      it doesnt mather in which way i could die.

      2007-05-01T09:20:23Z
    • Bukowski1

      For once, we agree!

      2007-05-01T09:35:38Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      thanks

      2007-05-01T09:52:05Z
  • 48x48

    Fuuuuuck

    2007-04-29T08:21:20Z
  • 48x48
    lennylane says:

    Just to let you guys know, the language was Persian, These are Iranians.

    2007-04-29T08:29:35Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i thought it mighta sounded arabic type thanks

      2007-04-29T08:35:15Z
    • Gayunicorns
      iranian says:

      how the hell do you know that?

      2007-04-29T09:22:15Z
    • 16x16
      lennylane says:

      I worked in Iran for 5 years before the revolution thats how i picked up the language

      2007-04-29T10:20:20Z
    • Gayunicorns
      iranian says:

      how old r u?
      more than 50 for sure
      how did u like iran anyways?

      2007-04-30T00:28:07Z
    • 16x16
      lennylane says:

      it was very beautiful country, nice people and nice landscape and they paid good money for American engineers back then, VERY GOOD MONEY!

      2007-05-01T10:29:31Z
  • Klf_avatar__75x75_

    Top marks for the total randomness of a dog popping out from under a curtain. That lion wasn't about to give up its meal either, even with a bullet to the face. I thought you always had to have a gun nearby even for idiots. Looked like a circus since everyone was acting like a bunch of clowns.

    2007-04-29T08:46:19Z
  • Gta2800
    gta2800 says:

    This is some good quality shit man, great find, thanks for postin.

    2007-04-29T08:57:25Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      yea

      2007-04-29T14:39:48Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      surprised this wasnt on tv

      2007-04-29T19:32:24Z
  • Sp
    hgrr2.0 says:

    I'm no hippy but I feel bad for the lion. I'm sure the guy knew the risk involved going into that cage and as a result, be prepared for the consequences. The lion didn't deserve that shit. Simba!!!! Noooooooo!!!

    2007-04-29T11:52:17Z
    • 16x16
      fipty801 says:

      Actually, caring for the lion DOES make you a hippy.

      2007-04-29T12:28:55Z
    • 16x16

      Fucking one makes you even worse than a hippy.

      2007-04-29T23:09:49Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      Makes you a braver man than me.

      2007-04-29T23:40:04Z
  • Sp
    hgrr2.0 says:

    It was probably the queer hat he was wearing. The lion was offended.

    2007-04-29T11:53:26Z
    • 16x16
      betonthis1 says:

      I was about to say the same thing. Next time coordinate and the lion would of respected you more.

      2007-04-29T19:01:18Z
  • Hello

    Blood!

    2007-04-29T14:04:29Z
  • Newclaude

    ta-DAAA!!!

    2007-04-29T18:19:59Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hilarious!!!

      2007-04-29T18:29:11Z
  • Wario_game_75x75
    Wario7793 says:

    wow, for a second there, I thought the guy in the white shirt was half there, that disturbed me for a moment.

    2007-04-29T18:22:05Z
    • 16x16
      Keule says:

      Thought the same :O. Holy shit

      2007-04-29T19:25:46Z
  • Pincheloco
    vagabundo says:

    i see some people do not like their fellow co-workers...

    2007-04-29T19:00:28Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    i can't get over that doggie in the back. I wonder what he's chewin on???? yikes

    2007-04-29T20:20:05Z
  • 48x48
    Ruthio86 says:

    A) I have a feelin that dog was prolly meant to be food for the lion-hence the cameras and B) poor lion! still wasn't dead at the end of the vid :'-( poor bastard must of been sufferin

    2007-04-29T21:46:30Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      its a circus of some kind. there's chairs. they're not going to feed a circus lion a live animal....think about it.

      2007-04-29T22:30:41Z
    • 16x16
      Ruthio86 says:

      I dunno-they throw live animals to the tigers in chinese/japanese zoos! anything is possible

      2007-04-29T23:23:27Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya but this is a circus. i doubt even people as stupid as these assbags would want to get their trick lion used to killing and eating something alive.

      2007-04-30T04:02:24Z
  • 48x48

    If the guy with the gun had run in and he'd forgot bullets id have enjoyed that video more- everyone loves a happy ending.

    2007-04-29T23:13:02Z
    • Cheekyhunt
      cheekycov says:

      You old romantic you.

      2007-04-29T23:41:04Z
  • 48x48
    Random22 says:

    why shoot the lion? all they could of done was taser it.No lives needed to be taken.

    2007-04-30T00:17:14Z
    • Made_in_england

      Because every cop in the world keeps a taser, right?

      2007-04-30T00:25:29Z
    • Phplx4cfq_c1pm

      You know in third world countries "tazer budget" translates to "drugs and teenage whores"

      2007-04-30T02:46:11Z
  • Butthyrmine75x75aniav

    Poor lion, trapping the king of the jungle in a cage has to be aggravating... he just did what your average postal worker would have done, went a little nuts and started killing. That's total bs that they shot the lion.

    2007-04-30T05:04:38Z
    • Bukowski1

      Fuck that lion. I'd a shot him for just looking at me funny.

      2007-05-01T01:16:21Z
  • 48x48
    Lazerhead says:

    To the people rooting for the lion, and posted against Peta: So it's ok to kill an animal so you can have something tasty at lunch, but not to save a human's life?

    2007-04-30T08:54:58Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      lunch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      2007-04-30T17:44:34Z
  • 48x48
    NeoNitride says:

    Mother Nature dont give a fuck about how much you try to "protect" it you stupid tree hugging hippies. In the end it is either eat or be eaten. Sidenote: why didnt anyone have a gun/rifle to kill the fucking lion? And why didn't the lion eat that little dog running around in the cage instead of the dude?

    2007-04-30T14:17:19Z
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