they sell ithem down florida except they are called " Sompussy" or sumthing like that. they are sold at strip clubs where beer isnt allowed (lame ass club)
pros -
a) doesn't spend all of your money
b) no annoying, nagging, bitchy mouth that never shuts up
c) doesn't cheat on you; then take your kids, your house, your truck, your TV, your movie collection, and your PLAYBOY (yes, Playboy) collection, then makes you give her all of your money cause you didn't ever make her work and now she won't get a real job.
Yep, this confirms that Europe is full of pussies. They have a French version called Smelly Pussy. For the Russian market, they re-branded it to UNWASHED CUNT.
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Pussy's on sale today...
In America, we call this Clam Juice.
looks liek an energy drink
Correct.
they sell ithem down florida except they are called " Sompussy" or sumthing like that. they are sold at strip clubs where beer isnt allowed (lame ass club)
Swampussy? mmmm
1,99€ for some pussy sounds too good to be true... im suspicious...
Well, it is in a CAN. :/
Pussy in a can...you might have something there.
Pussy in a can: pros v. cons
cons - no tits to play with
pros -
a) doesn't spend all of your money
b) no annoying, nagging, bitchy mouth that never shuts up
c) doesn't cheat on you; then take your kids, your house, your truck, your TV, your movie collection, and your PLAYBOY (yes, Playboy) collection, then makes you give her all of your money cause you didn't ever make her work and now she won't get a real job.
Alot more pros than that.
I was going for the short list, but you can definitely add "won't stop taking birth control behind your back and get knocked up" to the short list.
Understood. Just supporting your theory.
10-4 big guy, and I hear you there. I could go on for hours on that subject as well.
Damn, your mom sounds like a real bitch.
DW, the birth control thing is why I have a niece now. My brother needs to stop fucking stupid chicks!
Yep, this confirms that Europe is full of pussies. They have a French version called Smelly Pussy. For the Russian market, they re-branded it to UNWASHED CUNT.
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Very Nice
c&p much?
And, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, FUCK IT!