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I should sell spitoons
I should sell tissues.
I'll market them as "Dreamcatchers".
Remember kids, up the road not across the street. Side cuts are just crys for help
can i kill hippies too when i jerk?
lol ^^^ dreamcatchers.
no you can't kill hippies, i'm beginning to suspect that's what i am...
Everyone jerk off as much as possible....wait,i imagine everyone at this site already does...keep up the good work folks!
i wish
fap fap fap fap!
fappaty fapfap
You may call me Fappy McFapster.
Count Fapula
Fap Master Fap III
Grandmaster Fap and his 5 wicked Ho's
we should arrange a fapfest like beerfest in germany. . . we rent a tent hire a freak show and all of us fapping away in front row . . .guys i think i just felt god
... yeeeah, um... that would only be a lil' bit gay...
"What you do this weekend?" "Well, I attended a circle jerk with a guy named Rageoflucifer. -But I'm not gay.
hey we are looking at a freak show its like mucho IRL. -if people dont understand that they are not worth spending your time on!
Well, from now on I am jackin off 10 times a day, maybe by the years end they will all be gone.
Since emos can't really do the job right themselves, why not?
they dont have the courage to kill themselves if they do there cowards
That's deep.
where cowards?
Along the tracks. Not across. Do it right, now.
She doesn't really mean it.
She's just another attention whore.
She could atleast blow someone. She's gonna die anyway.
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.
When I was younger I would fap like more than 3 times a day. One day I was feeling light headed when I was busting a nut and I felt like I was gonna pass out. I never jacked off more than once ever since then. I was like 16 at the time.
Except none of those things are fatal.
Interesting. I never got lightheaded, but knowing that certainly makes me want to not beat off... so much.
now gta is 16 and a half.
During my teenage years there was a time where I had masturbated six times in a span of twelve hours! It was own personal best I purposefully set for myself....I really don't want to try to beat that. :(
She didn't look like THAT before we broke up...
I was my front lawn was that emo, then it'd cut itsself.
Although, it'd probably fuck up and I'd have to do it for it.
what the fuck are you saying!
Oh for fuck's sake, do you realize how many people have made that joke? Sit down and die.
I can't. I have a whole box of tissues left, and there's still plenty of emo kids to deal with.
use those tissues to clean your house you filthy fuck
a. who the hell is god
b. what the fuck IS an emo kid, exactly.
6. i masterbate all the time and that bitch is probably still alive.
hank masturbates all the time too
Of course, sometimes on Soah's picture. Then I just print a new one.
awww noooohohoahaha!
Hank has deforested half of asia tossing off.
It's ok though, because I recycle.
Yeah, thanks for the sperm Hank. I can finally complete my toothpick house.
shes pretty cute. dosent look emo at all actually
more punkish id say.
If she lost the lip ring then someone might love her.
ill love her now...
I'll race you.
Im now going to rip that many layers of him im gonna need a retread.
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Meaning " im going to bash the bishop to kill lots of Emo's "
I wish all Emo kids had this much motivation.
let the fapping begin