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Dont touch that!! those are!!!

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  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-09-02T04:11:59Z says:

    Grape/Box Jellyfish hybrids?

    • fractalsphere
      fractalsphere 2008-09-02T19:25:01Z says:

      Was he electrocuted or did he have a sudden heart attack?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-09-02T23:26:06Z says:

      Both. Plus he suddenly solved all the mysteries of the universe... which could have been what caused it

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-09-02T04:15:10Z says:

    looked like he grabbed a wire or something

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-02T04:19:36Z says:

      More likely the grapes were wet and the water grounded out the lights, hence the grape-electric slide...

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-09-02T04:32:54Z says:

      I think Kirk's right. You can see something like an arc.

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2008-09-02T07:34:58Z says:

      mmm, electric wine...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-02T11:37:12Z says:

      I seen this once before. His microphone wasn't grounded and when he touched what ever he touched, he just became a conductor.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-09-02T12:03:49Z says:

      WTF are you talking about? There's no train.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-02T12:07:51Z says:

      elwanko's right toolman..wtf

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-09-02T13:46:51Z says:

      Nope, your're all wrong! This was an Italian News bit on the new, genetically-engineered grapes. They are hardier and more resistant to disease and pestilence. You can clearly see the aggressiveness and teeth as these grapes (Vitis vinifera carniveri) attacked. I think Al Gore invented them.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-02T15:46:39Z says:

      thats what i saw...some damn grapes trying to attack this guy...hell i would be "shocked" also

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-02T15:48:00Z says:

      and did someone really say "What the???"

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-09-02T18:13:05Z says:

      A conductor is a rechargable battery used in electronics for example. Not some dude asking for your ticket, yez, google it muthas. Good on ya Toolman.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-02T18:40:57Z says:

      I went to school for it, thank you very much.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-02T18:41:07Z says:

      A conductor is a rechargeable battery?? Wat?

    • suckomucho
      suckomucho 2008-09-02T19:44:10Z says:

      Mongo knows where the choo choo goes

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-02T21:48:32Z says:

      loslobos.....humm...this is what googled for me....seems like the "Dude" taking your tickets is first on the list....
      Conductor (transportation), a person who sells and checks tickets on a bus, train, etc.
      Conductor (music), a person who leads a musical ensemble by way of visible gestures
      Conductor (British Army), a senior Warrant Officer appointment in the Royal Logistic Corps and its predecessors
      Conductor (album), an album by indie rock band The Comas
      Electrical conductor, a material allowing the flow of electric current
      Electrical conduction, the movement of charged particles through an electrical conductor
      Fast ion conductor, a solid state electrical conductor which conducts due to the movement of ions
      Heat conduction, the transfer of thermal energy through matter
      Sound conduction, conduction of sound through air, solid, or liquid
      Mr. Conductor, a character in Shining Time Station and in Thomas and the Magic Railroad
      Butch Morris#"Conduction", in music, a type of structured free improvisation developed by Butch Morris
      Conductor (E-Z Rollers album), an album by drum and bass group E-Z Rollers
      Conductor (ring theory), an ideal of a ring that measures how far it is from being integrally closed

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-03T00:55:02Z says:

      Third paragraph

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-09-03T01:08:36Z says:

      Someone needs to look up "joke" in the dictionary. Then "fuck off."

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-09-03T01:09:00Z says:

      I heard if you look up 'whunu', the dictionary just cries like a stupid little girl coming down off a drug high.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-03T01:25:40Z says:

      What do you expect from Best-at-sucking-weiner?

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-09-03T04:39:17Z says:

      Where did the battery fit in?? You know the rechargeable part??

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-09-03T06:00:19Z says:

      Somebody got their pliers crossed.

  • thrax
    thrax 2008-09-02T04:27:28Z says:

    hah " aie aie" spic

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-02T11:54:25Z says:

      that's wop dumbass

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-09-03T01:17:31Z says:

      Magawd... stfu, you do realize that saying "aie" isnt technically nor factually reserved to any one language, being that it isnt a fucken "word" Its an expression. If you had ever associated with a Hispanic person for any amount of time you would know that they too say "aie" when something that involves pain occurs. KTHX.

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2008-09-03T02:05:30Z says:

      piss off you wop

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-09-04T00:51:43Z says:

      ...dago...

    • bongoplak
      bongoplak 2008-09-10T05:45:55Z says:

      well, except the fact he's not hispanic. The portuguese language and Brasil are far from hispanic. "Ai" is a popular exclamation in portuguese.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-09-22T04:24:44Z says:

      why did you even bother posting that garbage?

      I dont give a fuck about any of the shit you just vomited. Please re-read the thread. You dont even realize that you were reinforcing my point. I just mentioned that it wasnt limited to Italian, or as he referred to the language "wop".
      I only used Hispanics as an example you stupid faggot.

  • troutpotato
    troutpotato 2008-09-02T04:27:51Z says:

    AiAAaaaii!!!!

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-09-02T04:29:10Z says:

    Well, that anchor in the news office is a pro. She wasnt even phased by it, and just went on to tell you about sports coming up

    • Krusty
      Krusty 2008-09-02T04:59:56Z says:

      And you know she wanted to bust out laughing

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-02T11:38:23Z says:

      She probably hates his guts for not calling her after giving up that booty.

  • EPISTAXIS
    EPISTAXIS 2008-09-02T08:31:33Z says:

    grapes and cameras, never a good combo... just ask that lady reporter who fell outta the tub where she was squishing grapes.... funniest thing i've seen since al gore etc etc....

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-09-03T01:08:01Z says:

      I remember that. After she fell, she said "urk, ohhh, ohhhhh, oh God, uhhoooh!!" Priceless!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-09-02T11:39:09Z says:

    Fuck um, they were Italian!

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-02T12:16:39Z says:

      frank zappa was part italian

    • EPISTAXIS
      EPISTAXIS 2008-09-02T12:51:41Z says:

      The grapes were Italian, the language was portugese. Get an education you fucking tool.

    • bongoplak
      bongoplak 2008-09-02T18:31:02Z says:

      yeah, his name is LAzier Martins. He's a loser. Hate him

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-02T18:42:38Z says:

      I know dik. I've got Italians in my family. I just didn't have anything to say.

  • SummerTlMEbrews
    SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-02T12:13:45Z says:

    SHOCKING!!

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-09-02T12:44:11Z says:

    World class "AYE! AYE!". Way to go man.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-09-02T21:50:42Z says:

    Didn't Toolman used to sing lead for the Electric Grapes?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-03T00:56:20Z says:

      I think I would have remembered that.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-09-03T02:34:02Z says:

      Ya! I thought so!

  • ChrisHansen69
    ChrisHansen69 2008-09-12T06:26:08Z says:

    L O L what happend???

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