Driving

Comments to Driving

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  PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-01T04:09:18Z says:

  I hope that blowjob was worth it.
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  dirtysanchez 2008-09-01T04:17:21Z says:

  Apparently he came...and went

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    Bull 2008-09-01T07:02:41Z says:

    A stiff with a stiff
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    HankChinaski 2008-09-01T15:13:50Z says:

    Bull, your jokes always fail. You are an idiot.
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  elchris 2008-09-01T04:23:19Z says:

  not used to read funny shit from fries

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    fries-please 2008-09-01T11:26:33Z says:

    thank you , i'll be here all week
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    loslobos 2008-09-01T17:38:17Z says:

    >Insert laughtrack
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  troutpotato 2008-09-01T04:23:36Z says:

  I really don't think he was the one driving....

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    FLFisher 2008-09-01T04:42:05Z says:

    Dude... he's Asian.
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    mamer 2008-09-01T05:41:09Z says:

    hes Mexican... tepic, nayarit is a place in Mexico. just look at the van
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    HankChinaski 2008-09-01T07:07:36Z says:

    Asian.
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    Aybaybay 2008-09-01T16:30:45Z says:

    African.
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    loslobos 2008-09-01T17:38:49Z says:

    Dead
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    MixerSlut 2008-09-03T03:26:01Z says:

    no loss.....
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  PublicSecrecy 2008-09-01T04:26:42Z says:

  How do so many corpses from traffic accidents wind up without clothes?

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    jamiee1869 2008-09-01T04:52:04Z says:

    I think he took the pants off before the accident
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    toolman961 2008-09-01T14:54:24Z says:

    They don't want to embarrass their mothers by having dirty underware on if they're in an accident.
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    HankChinaski 2008-09-01T15:15:02Z says:

    What about dirty tupperware?
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  derpie 2008-09-01T04:40:30Z says:

  thats gonna leave a mark.
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  FLFisher 2008-09-01T04:45:01Z says:

  Where are my keys? Has anyone seen my keys!?
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  JamesTKirk 2008-09-01T04:51:55Z says:

  Is that a bottle I see there near his face?

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    toolman961 2008-09-01T14:55:30Z says:

    Looks like a coffee cup. He was trying to get sober.
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  ClaudeBallz 2008-09-01T04:57:47Z says:

  Good thing that was safety glass.
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  -Morph- 2008-09-01T05:04:58Z says:

  why is he naked?

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    1rish1 2008-09-01T05:29:03Z says:

    Who here hasn't driven without their pants on before?
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    SBD 2008-09-01T07:49:45Z says:

    enough people do it to have an actual term for the activity. they call it porky pigging
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    loslobos 2008-09-01T17:39:46Z says:

    He was fucking the handbreak
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  Romeo2000 2008-09-01T05:06:43Z says:

  so he tried to have gay intercourse with the stick shift?

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    toolman961 2008-09-01T14:56:49Z says:

    Seeing it here so many times, that was the first thing I thought too.
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    leper-chaun 2008-09-01T16:15:59Z says:

    my thoughts exactly. man thatd be nasty.
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  6stringthrasher 2008-09-01T05:53:36Z says:

  Is that a yellow condom in his mouth? and i hope it doesnt have a dick in it that would be brutal. let alone it it was his own.
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  BlowBig 2008-09-01T06:18:27Z says:

  We jumped off a building and landed there.

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    jamiee1869 2008-09-01T12:50:32Z says:

    Tandem jump, eh? And you lived to write about it. The guilt must be unbearable.
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  yak 2008-09-01T08:11:00Z says:

  probably the best reason to not drive while talking on a cellphone

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    SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-01T08:32:13Z says:

    or jerking off, in his case.
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  SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-01T08:31:23Z says:

  How? Why? Weird.
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  FattyArbuckle 2008-09-01T09:02:15Z says:

  I've got it. Guy with a big cock, pants down having a piss on the side of the road, pervert driving couldn't take his eyes of him, BOOM through the window, loses pants, driver does a runner and reports his car stolen to collect the insurance.

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    Mako 2008-09-01T09:27:34Z says:

    Case closed.
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    toolman961 2008-09-01T14:59:45Z says:

    You used to work for Deon Worwick on psychic hotline didn't you.
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    loslobos 2008-09-01T17:40:20Z says:

    Who, Dionne Warwick?!
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    toolman961 2008-09-02T00:48:02Z says:

    No, your mama, asshole. How in the fuck did you know who I was talking about since I misspelled it so bad.
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  toolman961 2008-09-01T15:01:42Z says:

  He came through the window from the outside and the glass caught his pants and ripped them off.

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    HankChinaski 2008-09-01T15:17:46Z says:

    That's pretty far fetched.
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    loslobos 2008-09-01T17:40:50Z says:

    If not impossible
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    toastieman 2008-09-01T23:37:27Z says:

    Nah, Mexican immigrant stashed in the airbag comparment.
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    sasquatch 2008-09-03T02:08:45Z says:

    i'm thinking toolman nailed it correctly, if you look at the windshield glass it's leaning in on both sides of his leg and there would be very little glass sprayed around because it's safety glass
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  lang6969 2008-09-02T09:13:04Z says:

  thats you shouldn't give head while you drive getting heads a different story