I've got it. Guy with a big cock, pants down having a piss on the side of the road, pervert driving couldn't take his eyes of him, BOOM through the window, loses pants, driver does a runner and reports his car stolen to collect the insurance.
i'm thinking toolman nailed it correctly, if you look at the windshield glass it's leaning in on both sides of his leg and there would be very little glass sprayed around because it's safety glass
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I hope that blowjob was worth it.
Apparently he came...and went
A stiff with a stiff
Bull, your jokes always fail. You are an idiot.
not used to read funny shit from fries
thank you , i'll be here all week
>Insert laughtrack
I really don't think he was the one driving....
Dude... he's Asian.
hes Mexican... tepic, nayarit is a place in Mexico. just look at the van
Asian.
African.
Dead
no loss.....
How do so many corpses from traffic accidents wind up without clothes?
I think he took the pants off before the accident
They don't want to embarrass their mothers by having dirty underware on if they're in an accident.
What about dirty tupperware?
thats gonna leave a mark.
Where are my keys? Has anyone seen my keys!?
Is that a bottle I see there near his face?
Looks like a coffee cup. He was trying to get sober.
Good thing that was safety glass.
why is he naked?
Who here hasn't driven without their pants on before?
enough people do it to have an actual term for the activity. they call it porky pigging
He was fucking the handbreak
so he tried to have gay intercourse with the stick shift?
Seeing it here so many times, that was the first thing I thought too.
my thoughts exactly. man thatd be nasty.
Is that a yellow condom in his mouth? and i hope it doesnt have a dick in it that would be brutal. let alone it it was his own.
We jumped off a building and landed there.
Tandem jump, eh? And you lived to write about it. The guilt must be unbearable.
probably the best reason to not drive while talking on a cellphone
or jerking off, in his case.
How? Why? Weird.
I've got it. Guy with a big cock, pants down having a piss on the side of the road, pervert driving couldn't take his eyes of him, BOOM through the window, loses pants, driver does a runner and reports his car stolen to collect the insurance.
Case closed.
You used to work for Deon Worwick on psychic hotline didn't you.
Who, Dionne Warwick?!
No, your mama, asshole. How in the fuck did you know who I was talking about since I misspelled it so bad.
He came through the window from the outside and the glass caught his pants and ripped them off.
That's pretty far fetched.
If not impossible
Nah, Mexican immigrant stashed in the airbag comparment.
i'm thinking toolman nailed it correctly, if you look at the windshield glass it's leaning in on both sides of his leg and there would be very little glass sprayed around because it's safety glass
thats you shouldn't give head while you drive getting heads a different story