chuck norris jokes
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I hope he secured his Road BJ before that.
Nah, he waited for after the knock-out... Less complaining that way...
and less teeth
yeah she cant feel the his dicks teeth scraping her cheeks
I call the big one Bitey.
Never fuck with Chuck's levels.
I have this one
That's what a woman gets for touching the steering wheel
This one is better: http://www.muchosucko.com/show/chuck_norris_backhands_bi-20670
dont fuck with chuck
he hit her cuz uh, cuz uh, cuz she tried running a zone blitz countering his uh, his uh, his twin split formation... and uh, that's just good football right there.
ok...ok...the "and thats just good football right there" was funny... . . . . But seriously...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
"and thats what it's all about..."
JohnMadden is a cock
JM? you're that Unknown Comic dude arent ya? ...still trying to find a new schtick...sad
OWNED
she sure is feisty...how can she take the repeated blows from chuck norris?
It's a trick. She gives the blows back between takes.
hes only playing with her
I can't wait for my next road trip.
hahaha i was just playin gta4 on the mission u kidnap that guido bitch. she keeps fucking up your driving so then u just knock her ass out
That reminds me, I wonder if Blondie will ever tour again.
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Comments to Driving Mr Norris
I hope he secured his Road BJ before that.
Nah, he waited for after the knock-out... Less complaining that way...
and less teeth
yeah she cant feel the his dicks teeth scraping her cheeks
I call the big one Bitey.
Never fuck with Chuck's levels.
I have this one
That's what a woman gets for touching the steering wheel
This one is better: http://www.muchosucko.com/show/chuck_norris_backhands_bi-20670
dont fuck with chuck
he hit her cuz uh, cuz uh, cuz she tried running a zone blitz countering his uh, his uh, his twin split formation... and uh, that's just good football right there.
ok...ok...the "and thats just good football right there" was funny...
.
.
.
.
But seriously...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
"and thats what it's all about..."
JohnMadden is a cock
JM? you're that Unknown Comic dude arent ya? ...still trying to find a new schtick...sad
OWNED
she sure is feisty...how can she take the repeated blows from chuck norris?
It's a trick. She gives the blows back between takes.
hes only playing with her
I can't wait for my next road trip.
hahaha i was just playin gta4 on the mission u kidnap that guido bitch. she keeps fucking up your driving so then u just knock her ass out
That reminds me, I wonder if Blondie will ever tour again.