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Jim Beam wouldn't do that.
sure he'd hit it.
In my defense, I needn't be drunk to take advantage of a drunk girl...I rarely am. fnar fnar fnar
Do you have a cleft palate?
No, he has a cleft brain.
Hey - less of the 'brain' already.
OK, he has a cleft.
a passed out chick is a terrible thing to waste.
it must suck being ugly. :)
Fucking burn
Drunk chicks... anal sex just waiting to happen.
Why just anal?
they arent gonna be digging around her ass for a semen sample..
Drunk chicks are as about as easy as 12 year olds, i know from experience :)
Dik-head,I mean Dik should know that from doing his white trash ole ladys sister.
i hate both of you for some reason, you tried to say funny things but your just fucked.
whunu, shut your fucking mouth and go back to where you belong. By the way, isn't time for you to write another pussy email to yak/deja?
haha whunu...fuck you whunu
Wait a minute... Since when does whunu know how to use the reply button?
shes got nice tits
and skin
And eyes MWA HA HA
i see a kink in the neck in her near future
i would hit her, then take her phone
yep , flip phones are cool
she was texting me.... guess thats why she never responded :(
I bet Planty still uses one of those giant Zack Morris style cell phones. One day he'll catch up to modern times.
What wrong with those mobiles. A mugger trys to get it, you just beat him to death.
id take all her clothes and drop her off in a subway bathroom
Thats true class rigt there. Give the man a round of applause.
as in the restarant or transit transit sonds better then you could toss on the tracks then she would be ready forsome real mucho porn
Form a single file line, no pushing, everybody will get a turn. I saw her first so I get first dibs!
My luck, she'd get knocked up and someone would know where I live, have photos, and the drunk bitch would move in on me.
that wouldnt be all bad, she's got nice thighs after all
Then you would have somebody to clean your house and suck your dick. Its a win-win!
Okay, here's our story...while she was drinking egg nog, she tripped and hit her head. -Uh, and spilled the egg nog in her lap. -And butt.
and if anyone asks why there is a shitring on my dick, it's Vic's, ok?
Hey! Why is there a shit ring on your dick?
well fug sometimes when you use the back door ya get rung a little dirty
She just kept drinking...and drinking!
muchogirlshes the one
Drunk Guy Table SmashHahaha, I pulled a yawn/stretch blackout once and fell through a glass coffee...
GuroFor caring men
+5 Team PukeReally, who hasn't been this guy?
Coffee and wineThey don't seem to mix well.
StereotypesOnly thing missing is a glass pipe and 5 kids
Dik returning from the beer storeThe drunk uncle at the family reunion.
Black PosterHA HA this took me thirteen full seconds to figure out. I almost shat a brick.
What a Wreck. ha haThere's a better place to do that. ha ha
nigger lovernigger lover
Jailbait 2Jailbait? fuck that, I'd bone all 4 of em!
WillAbortion's band!Yeah, seems about right.
PeaceIt will blow you away.
UFC Champ Chuck Lidell FUCKED UP!"The Iceman" Chuck Lidell, the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion seems to be tak...
Comments to Drunk guy heaven
Jim Beam wouldn't do that.
sure he'd hit it.
In my defense, I needn't be drunk to take advantage of a drunk girl...I rarely am.
fnar fnar fnar
Do you have a cleft palate?
No, he has a cleft brain.
Hey - less of the 'brain' already.
OK, he has a cleft.
a passed out chick is a terrible thing to waste.
it must suck being ugly. :)
Fucking burn
Drunk chicks... anal sex just waiting to happen.
Why just anal?
they arent gonna be digging around her ass for a semen sample..
Drunk chicks are as about as easy as 12 year olds, i know from experience :)
Dik-head,I mean Dik should know that from doing his white trash ole ladys sister.
i hate both of you for some reason, you tried to say funny things but your just fucked.
whunu, shut your fucking mouth and go back to where you belong. By the way, isn't time for you to write another pussy email to yak/deja?
haha whunu...fuck you whunu
Wait a minute... Since when does whunu know how to use the reply button?
shes got nice tits
and skin
And eyes MWA HA HA
i see a kink in the neck in her near future
i would hit her, then take her phone
yep , flip phones are cool
she was texting me.... guess thats why she never responded :(
I bet Planty still uses one of those giant Zack Morris style cell phones. One day he'll catch up to modern times.
What wrong with those mobiles. A mugger trys to get it, you just beat him to death.
id take all her clothes and drop her off in a subway bathroom
Thats true class rigt there. Give the man a round of applause.
as in the restarant or transit transit sonds better then you could toss on the tracks then she would be ready forsome real mucho porn
Form a single file line, no pushing, everybody will get a turn. I saw her first so I get first dibs!
My luck, she'd get knocked up and someone would know where I live, have photos, and the drunk bitch would move in on me.
that wouldnt be all bad, she's got nice thighs after all
Then you would have somebody to clean your house and suck your dick. Its a win-win!
Okay, here's our story...while she was drinking egg nog, she tripped and hit her head. -Uh, and spilled the egg nog in her lap. -And butt.
and if anyone asks why there is a shitring on my dick, it's Vic's, ok?
Hey! Why is there a shit ring on your dick?
well fug sometimes when you use the back door ya get rung a little dirty