I agree. First I thought she had a unibrow, that scared me at first but then it was just her drunken hair drunkenly hanging over her drunken dodo making forehead. All in all sweet girl. *thumbs up*
"collection".....yea.....i knew a girl in high school who "collected" plastic bottle caps, had trash bags full of them, much like this "collection" which was brought in off the street.
I find people who don't read on the shitter to be an enigma.. I can't even prairie dog it, 'till I've perused a books jacket cover, or, in dire times, the ingredient list on the back of a shampoo bottle.
3 of those books are filled with random information, facts, unusual inventions and scientific breakthroughs. Dawn of the Dumb is just one man venting his frustrations & minor irritations. They work well together, & sum me up quite well.
Shitting takes at least a few minutes. Which is precisely how long it takes to read a page of text. Each one of my books are broken down into small parts, I wouldn't keep a novel in the toilet.
that's funny, I'm on a post-apocalypse bent at the moment, going through the classics. Good for when on the shitter for some reason. If I was the last man on earth I'd take a dealers stash and go live in a shopping complex
Hey, Beagle, I just drop kicked my baby through a plate glass window. Is that bad parenting? Why don't you teach me the right way, guy. You know so much.
why did i even bother? it would have been nice to get along with you, but just ignoring you makes mucho easier and apparently more fun.
did you even read what i wrote in that thread? why do you have to be so hostile?
go on, have your little wars on here, but try to understand that being your enemy is
no priority for me. wanna vent? start talking to elchris again...
you really don't get it, do ya?
whatever, i'm off to the brews,
keep on babblin', have it your way.
i'm sick and tired of extending olive branches, be a dick, see if i'll care.
Hotbit, I think I read once your half japanese. I am as well. Lets do a science experiment and mate and see if the end result is a japanese child or a roundeye.
What makes this picture hot is, just to the right is a video of a girl with a chipped chopped ham looking pussy with a Hitler getting fucked in the ass by this Bohemian with a cock the size of a VO5 aresol can, all the while Twobit is staring me in the eyes.FUCK YA
You look pretty hot Twobit, yummy I'd say. Seeing you sitting on the hopper makes me wonder is you ever wipe back to front. It wouldn't matter to me, I'd still dream about gettin with ya.
Comments to DrunkBit
just another attention whore
nothing special.
Care enough to throw some of that attention my way.
I love you too Suge. :/
show something real
To an ugly chud like you?
Nah, I'm good.
nice tits, but she still hasnt shown ass
and fuck the little prepubescent white boy that decided it shall be tits and not ass or gtfo
I lack an ass.
Tits I have. Ass not so much.
even MORE too much info
hotter than the average mucho imo.
Not hotter than me.
recent pic or gtfo!
I subbed one today.
fappable?
than what exactly is your "money maker" twobit?
i dunno but im mildly interested in finding out
^More than mildly interested at getting long, solid objects shoved up his ass
the caption of her tits said "let's just say they're not my money maker".....so if it's not her ass........
It's her meat curtains
her personality?
AHAHAHAH
No ass chicks are pretty common in Japan, unfortunately.
Kind of like no dick men
Are you pissing or shitting?
BOTH. :/
hot
i bet it smells just like a bouquet of flowers
Covered in shit and piss
and flowers.
I think a picture of Drum doing this is in order.
+6
buzzkill
I think shes a really pretty girl
I agree. First I thought she had a unibrow, that scared me at first but then it was just her drunken hair drunkenly hanging over her drunken dodo making forehead. All in all sweet girl. *thumbs up*
Your face looks really young. I'd never imagine you have such nice breasts.
is that a potato beside you?
it looks so fking out of place!
I think that is one of her kidneys :/
No those are all rocks that she's pulled out of her Huge gaping flabby Vagina and she saves them as mementos.
*HONK* what? *HONK*
what's so embarassing about the top of your head that it is omitted in every picture?
You know the Coneheads?
Yeah.. :/
HOT!
twobit! Miss youuuuuu
I'd fuck the shit out of you.
But I guess that's what a toilet is for.
You make me want to kill myself. :/
he has that effect on everyone, bits
TwoBitty, I'm sorry that people hopped on the dicklicker train or whoever the group was that started the initial hate.
What makes my day though is coming on here and seeing that despite all the peer pressure, our love stands strong.
I swear to bog if you break out in a song, I will decapitate myself right now.
What if it isn't a U2 song? I still kind of like you, you don't have to kill yourself...
All I want is...
All I want is...
All I want is....... WHAM!
I wanna run! *BWAAAAOOOW*
I want to hiiiide...
I wanna tear down the walls....
whunu>bono
whunu>bono= Bakersfield,Ca
Don't make fun of the situation, TwoBit swore on bog.
Are you named after the strip club there?
Goddamned interposter.
Deja Vu is the only one I know of, but the best part is the gift card shop....
There's Deja Vu, Teaser Pleaser, and Exotic Kitty. And please don't reply to me anymore.
Urkel.
You rock.
seems like bono fell for your boyish good looks twobit.
Bono gives me a boner.
wait... bono's from bakersfield? that's not really too far to drive to get rid of him
I will pay you.
I've got $5 I can pitch in for gas money
recent searches:
"fuck so bad"
"urkel"
"in my ask"
wow
"front-bending"
WTF is that.
if you have to ask.. you can't afford it.
lol
like zomg your so emo
skulk
An Asian in the bathroom not eatting their shit, wtf?
this is just 1 of the still from that session...hopefully the shit munching vid is the follow up
aaaaaaaand done, thanks TB! :)
pissing, shitting, cumming, or all three?
yes
at the same time
You's a ugly bitch.
^ spics no like the slants, ya?
hahaha
You have a nice collection of rocks.
i was kinda thinking that her bathtub was a zen garden or something like that, when i saw all those rocks haha
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
"collection".....yea.....i knew a girl in high school who "collected" plastic bottle caps, had trash bags full of them, much like this "collection" which was brought in off the street.
Not my bathroom. Not my rocks.
Sorry to disappoint but I 'collect' cooler things. :/
Like abortions? They're way cooler than rocks.
I find people who don't read on the shitter to be an enigma.. I can't even prairie dog it, 'till I've perused a books jacket cover, or, in dire times, the ingredient list on the back of a shampoo bottle.
haha, the shampoo bottle, a classic.
I know what roland is talking about, this is one of the major reasons i went out and bought a nintendo DS haha
yay crash! DS on the shitter FTW!
seriously i don't want to know your toilet habits you ...any of you
Who reads on the shitter? That's so Al Bundy.
I play my gameboy on the shitter
I do, I have *runs upstairs* 4 books on a stool across from the toilet.
General Ignorance
Animal Ignorance
Dawn of the Dumb
Eureka
What else would you do, stare at the tiles on the wall?
^ I see a theme in those books...
silly brit, the stool belongs in the toilet.
Dawn of the Dumb? That sounds interesting
Stare at the tiles? How long do your shits take?
I'm in and out too quickly to do any reading...and I'm not talking aboot yur mum.
3 of those books are filled with random information, facts, unusual inventions and scientific breakthroughs. Dawn of the Dumb is just one man venting his frustrations & minor irritations. They work well together, & sum me up quite well.
Shitting takes at least a few minutes. Which is precisely how long it takes to read a page of text. Each one of my books are broken down into small parts, I wouldn't keep a novel in the toilet.
I tried that once, but it just doesn't work.
I can't read while I'm grunting.
I've just finished reading Animal Ignorance, and a good part of it was read while I was sat on the shitter.
Charlie Brooker FTW
I've got the Profanisauraus next to the Gary, along with the Zombie Survival Guide. Essential reading material.
Gary = Gary Glitter = Shitter = Toilet
Bit of rhyming slang for you
Current shitter reads, even though no one cares;Hammer of the Gods, Led Zep. Ranulph Fines,Mad,Bad&Dangerous to Know. Pimp,Iceburg Slim
World War Z, Demian and Y the Last Man. :/
World War Z is a good book. I hope Strazynski doesn't fuck up the adaptation.
TwoBit, I have no idea what they are, so maybe i should shut the fuck up, and read them.
that's funny, I'm on a post-apocalypse bent at the moment, going through the classics. Good for when on the shitter for some reason. If I was the last man on earth I'd take a dealers stash and go live in a shopping complex
What do you suggest, eh?
reading on the shitter is considered multitasking
With a wife, two kids, a dog, and a cat...my toilet reading time is about the only peace and quiet I get
I read 'til my legs go numb. Toilet time is man's time.
Amen brother
haha
I've suffered the indignity of walking out of the bathroom with pins & needles, many a time.
yep, me too!
Wtf?! You guys are weird.
you know whats best hank?
muchoing on the shitter!
Done that.
Who hasn't
I see you use your sweater sleeve to wipe. very clever.
could not care less...
lying ass
you back? elchris has been asking for you non-stop.
I stopped talking to him directly a few weeks ago, before I took a little break.
silent treatment, gotta love it!
Yeah, after 2 years 10 months, it's the first time I've ever done it.
You gave me the treatment because I wouldn't explain myself to you one time, like I owe you any explanations.
You went out like a little pissy pants prissy pussbag. You can go back to ignoring me, you little girl. I'm not bothered.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/fries_after_his_sex_change-65194
s'all here...
Who asked you for a link?
Hey, Beagle, I just drop kicked my baby through a plate glass window. Is that bad parenting? Why don't you teach me the right way, guy. You know so much.
why did i even bother? it would have been nice to get along with you, but just ignoring you makes mucho easier and apparently more fun.
did you even read what i wrote in that thread? why do you have to be so hostile?
go on, have your little wars on here, but try to understand that being your enemy is
no priority for me. wanna vent? start talking to elchris again...
I'm not reading all that.
then don't, just stop your stupid provocations, i won't go to war with you.
What provocations? Let's be friends, buddy.
*waiting for the "PSYCH!"*
I cant read futures sea..
but i can read minds this dosent look good.
oh, i'm sure it'll come...
Dik is way cooler than you two, and none of yall will bring me down tonight, soooooo fuck you, good night.
maybe someday you'll get that i don't want to "bring you down".
"there's no fiend, anywhere."
"there's no friend, anywhere."
RIP Robert Anton Wilson!
Move along, Beagle. Your negativity won't affect me tonight.
you really don't get it, do ya?
whatever, i'm off to the brews,
keep on babblin', have it your way.
i'm sick and tired of extending olive branches, be a dick, see if i'll care.
bye hank!
I can't believe you said that. You son of a bitch. I'll never forgive you.
I really just feel like I'm alone here.
You two are worse than chicks. :/
I love u hanky.
Seagull & Hank are Brofriends
Seafail and Hanky Panky are butt pirates
Dear o' me .. your material is so bad Scarlet
Man the poop deck!
*Rim
Yup, still a cutie there TwoBit
2bit you are hot and YOu remind me of BRUCE Willis daughter in THE LAST BOYSCOUT.
random caps FTW
He is stricken with voice immodulation. :/
nO ITS homOsExUlitY..Same shit.
the spelling 101 offer still stands...
damn u nazi.
fake
C'mon. :/
ok ok..it's real
What about that whole "no sign" thing?
it's her
trust dik
That's an appalling bit of back peddling there Dik. You should be ashamed.
You have a cute face , I'd like to tickle you till you make pee pee.
looks like i have a new background
Mine is that one from a few days ago with the shaved cheerleader on the bus
That is a good one to have.
His mum is so proud of him
I have the same rocks.
phers, what happened yesterday?
he came.. he left...
whammy
oh, if only he'd come.
Another unsatisfied customer, Beagle?
i wouldn't know, he got scared and never showed up.
doesn't matter, there are enough other partys in cologne in the next weeks.
oh, so you never made it? that's a relief,
i was thinking you pussied out...
Hotbit, I think I read once your half japanese. I am as well. Lets do a science experiment and mate and see if the end result is a japanese child or a roundeye.
most likely it will be downs monkey.
Yeah..
No. :/
My kids are half-Japanese. Wanna mate with them?
It'll cost you.
They're still babies, though...so. it'll cost more than usual.
Get stuffed. :/
Don't think you're gonna get a discount just because your penis is smaller than most.
Still babies?
I think Wanko is your man for this business deal.
I could hit them with a little current to make them move...?
A cattle prod should get those lazy fucks moving
I strap a cattle prod to my cock when I fuck TwoBit. Otherwise she's limp as a noodle and cold as a fish.
What makes this picture hot is, just to the right is a video of a girl with a chipped chopped ham looking pussy with a Hitler getting fucked in the ass by this Bohemian with a cock the size of a VO5 aresol can, all the while Twobit is staring me in the eyes.FUCK YA
are you high again?
CHAT................
I think toolman has been in his wife's meds again
Keep off those suppositories tool
Boing!
Don't deflate yourself JBC.
yo camy!
SUCK IT!!!!
It's worth it TwoBarf ... it's worth it
cute..
ATTENTION HOOOR, WHAT????!!!!!!
ugh? sorry, hank..i don't get it.
He's freakin' out man.
You should stop licking on my nuts before you get rabies.
You're freakin' out.. man. :/
Don't talk too much. Your mouth dries out.
You should take some of your own advice there darlin'. :/
Wow, I could still understand most of what you said even though I was peeing in your mouth.
But, what does "Stogup Hagunk!" mean?
So that wasn't you dancing to country naked in your living room!!
..the fuck?
it was her
country sucks
Ya think?^
yep , i hope 2bit sucks too
she might!! but she definitely shits!!!
Everybody poops. :/
Yes ma'm
2bit poops rainbows
You poop out dead hamsters.
Fries poops out used condoms.
I don't do theat Richard Gere thing
You look pretty hot Twobit, yummy I'd say. Seeing you sitting on the hopper makes me wonder is you ever wipe back to front. It wouldn't matter to me, I'd still dream about gettin with ya.
Shut up Scarlet
Tee Hee
do me a favor hun. bend over in front of a mirror count how many freckles you have around ur butthole and please get back to me with a number.
LOL
6
fact.
Nope....8
None. 1 is a mole and the others are teeth marks where I was trying to chew it off.
When are you uploading that eels vid TwoBit?
Use your imagination. :/
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/shits_amp_wiggles-13798
Not good enough....they're loaches.
Oh well.....
*fap fap fap etc
Hmmm, looks vaguely familiar.
remember to wash your hands...and why do you have rocks near your tub?
booo.. whore.