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Drunken Negro Cookies

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Drunken Negro Cookies

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Comments to Drunken Negro Cookies

  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman 2009-01-27T05:08:41Z says:

    The bloodshot eyes were a nice touch

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-27T05:30:17Z says:

      that's what they have.

    • PatrickBateman
      PatrickBateman 2009-01-27T05:59:53Z says:

      they're either bloodshot or hepatitis yellow

    • Vomitcircus
      Vomitcircus 2009-01-27T08:10:54Z says:

      They're bloodshot from the mace.

    • BodyByMucho
      BodyByMucho 2009-01-28T06:38:42Z says:

      i thought they're bloodshot from always getting high.. heard jenkem does that

  • DejaVu
    DejaVu 2009-01-27T05:08:59Z says:

    yak was right, they really do look like harlequin baby faces... but that would probably offend people too, calling them harlequins

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2009-01-27T05:31:44Z says:

    i would eat some "drunken negro heads" fuck the news media making a big deal out of this.

    • ZALO15
      ZALO15 2009-01-27T06:30:42Z says:

      I'm hungry now...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T11:50:41Z says:

      Fuck you, Josh. You would eat some drunken negro dickheads and ask for seconds.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-28T02:19:01Z says:

      i never heard of drunken negro dickheads! must be from that gay bakery you frequent...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-28T03:57:56Z says:

      I didn't say you had heard of them I said you suck them in back alleys just to get a warm meal in ya.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-28T08:04:13Z says:

      but that isnt true...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-28T08:37:09Z says:

      Word on the street is
      you like dark meat.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2009-01-29T04:21:13Z says:

      and who said this? for they are a liar and will suffer.

  • yak
    yak 2009-01-27T05:37:30Z says:

    it would have been ok if he would have just called them drunk white people cookies.

    • Make-it-Bacon
      Make-it-Bacon 2009-01-27T09:52:59Z says:

      Drunken people Crackers*

    • Make-it-Bacon
      Make-it-Bacon 2009-01-27T09:53:19Z says:

      Drunken Cracker Heads.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T11:54:00Z says:

      If that is the case, Yak, why do you suppose that is?

      Let's see if you can give a more intelligent answer than typically found here.

    • yak
      yak 2009-01-27T12:04:54Z says:

      well... mainly because they are cookies that he made.. they are just names given to fking cookies... but if he calls them something then its up to the individuals who looks at them to draw their own conclusions... putting the racist blame kind of on to them ;/ at least thats how i see it...

      i mean... the stupidest thing he said in the interview was that he hopes obama gets what he deserves just like lincoln did...

      i personally think that harequin cookies would have been way better names anyway ;/ and probably psychologically much more delicious to eat

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T12:22:10Z says:

      How is it up to the individual? He made brown cookies with red eyes and called them drunken negros. That doesn't leave a lot of room for interpretation. He's clearly taking the piss.

      My point and the point I thought you might have been referring to was that if he had made white cookies and given them some name slanderous to white people then it almost certainly wouldn't have been as big a deal. There wouldn't have been as much of a media/public uproar about it.

      And why do you think that would be the case?

      Can anybody out there give a decent answer to that question? It's not all that hard, really.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2009-01-27T14:07:04Z says:

      1. because he himself is white.
      2. because insulting white people isn't really threatening since they already have the country by the balls.
      3. because white people haven't been the subject of institutionalized racism for hundreds of years.
      4. who gives a fuck?
      5. all of the above.
      6. none of the above.
      7. just give me a fucking cookie.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T14:13:57Z says:

      You win.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T11:52:11Z says:

      drunks dont eat sweets

  • DoubleTake
    DoubleTake 2009-01-27T06:48:12Z says:

    "Just look to the cookie"

  • yak
    yak 2009-01-27T06:55:17Z says:

    i hope victorious is suing.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-27T11:22:13Z says:

      rip

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-01-28T01:48:18Z says:

      hes still away killing sand heads isnt he?

  • monkfish
    monkfish 2009-01-27T07:31:04Z says:

    Why didn't they interview any black people for their point of view?

    • thatotherguy
      thatotherguy 2009-01-27T07:51:58Z says:

      they were too busy eating these free cookies that had to be thrown out....

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2009-01-27T09:04:34Z says:

    Fuck! He shouldn't apologize. He should be a dick. He should rename them Drunk ass nigger cookies. Instead of taking cash, pay him in 40's.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-01-27T11:15:25Z says:

      you sir, do not deserve to live

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T11:56:18Z says:

      He shouldn't have been so fucking stupid in the first place, but now that his stupidity has been pointed out to him, a swift and sincere apology may reduce the damage to his business.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2009-01-27T12:17:20Z says:

    Members of the community are "hurt"? HahhahahahahhaahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear god when will the pain of the cookies go away?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T12:40:43Z says:

      I'm sure if some local shop here started making white foreign devil cookies in town here it would bother me.

      You are a fucking tool, man. Really fucking dense. You don't think racist imagery and the propagation of racist stereotypes hurts people's feelings?

    • yak
      yak 2009-01-27T12:50:04Z says:

      what if the cookies were REAAAAAAAAALLY good?
      :P

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-27T15:14:00Z says:

      Waaa, waaaaa, someone doesn't like me, I'm so hurt.

      I mean if a fucking cookie done by some fatass chef 'hurts' you then you must have led a pretty sheltered life.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T15:18:47Z says:

      Wow man, you are really tough and cool.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-27T18:09:56Z says:

      Your sarcasm hurts my feelings.

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-01-27T22:30:08Z says:

      poor skankie will have hurt feelings if the nips make white devil cookies.You fuckin pisshead..who do you think you are?
      The fuckin japs used to think,and still think,they are the supreme race and all others are inferior.They tolerate your worthless ass cause its no PC to hate people.FUCK YOU SKANK-you pussy white devil

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-27T23:32:13Z says:

      How do you know what people still think? Did you conduct a survey, you stupid piece of shit?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-28T00:12:34Z says:

      You hurt his feelings now too.

      You monster.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T00:29:05Z says:

      I like Hank now. Consider yourself in my line of fire.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T00:30:57Z says:

      And get your fucking facts right, you ignorant shit-munchers. It's Germans who still think they are the supreme race. At least the Japs have officially and publicly apologised for their part in WWII.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-01-28T00:35:59Z says:

      Whats your problem with Germans Cruella??
      They haven't done shit to the world in like 60 years, except surpass us in technological achievements, and become an economic world leader....

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T00:38:01Z says:

      Are you a fucking retard?

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-01-28T00:44:10Z says:

      StoolHM-If you dont know that the japs think they are superior now as they did 60 years ago than you are gayer than anyone has so far stated you fucking vomiting bowl of spewtum and jizzz
      I used to talk to a few chinese girls and they would talk about how they were basically slaves to their yellow masters.as you little babies like to say FACT..errrrr

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T00:46:04Z says:

      jerkstore is saying whats right

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T00:46:41Z says:

      generaly hes a fucking lame idiot though... possum style

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T00:47:41Z says:

      germany is great. anyone that says it doesnt havnt been there

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T00:52:44Z says:

      My God. When did anyone say you could try to have an opinion here, you misguided, and ill-educated noob-diaper. Hank LIVES and WORKS in Japan (among other things) and I've been around plenty of them throughout my life, and one of my best friends at college was from Fukuoka City. I'm well aware of Japan's past errors. I don't see that they think they are the superior race. They are hard-working, and very respectful people, and have an almost zero crime rate. The rest of the world could learn a lot from them. They got more than their karma for their part in WWII, but managed to rebuild and turn themselves into one of the most civilised, productive, and technology-advanced nations on Earth. I admire the Japanese. And the poor dirty Chinks will be owning all our asses soon enough, so who gives a fuck. If you wanna talk about people who think they are the 'chosen ones' look no further then Jews (their religion specifically teaches them that). Now, I wouldn't advocate what Hitler did - hardly! But, get your fucking facts right nooby-stumpy-cock.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T00:56:28Z says:

      give me a fucking break you lame piece of shit

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T00:56:42Z says:

      shut the fuck up

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T00:57:57Z says:

      You asked me to give you a break last night, dirty tranny fuck. No.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T01:04:20Z says:

      you actualy think someone will read that?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T01:42:41Z says:

      Why don't you die on your tranny ass a little more...then we can all enjoy reading your obituary.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-28T01:48:53Z says:

      pfff

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T01:51:42Z says:

      Now I'm not sure if that's your ego deflating, or you're releasing more cock smoke again.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-28T02:39:36Z says:

      "They managed to rebuild and turn themselves into one of the most civilised, productive, and technology-advanced nations on Earth..." Yeah, all except for the fact that they like shit, piss, and puke in their porn lol.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-28T04:03:16Z says:

      The typical Japanese person has no idea shit, piss, and puke porn even exists. That's all from a tiny, tiny percent of the population.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-28T04:23:59Z says:

      Thank god, because I was starting to form a stereotype...sometimes I forget that they are the same people that gave us the Skyline GT-R

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-28T04:34:01Z says:

      The typical Japanese person is a worthless piece of shit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-28T04:37:35Z says:

      What's up your ass tonight, 1rish? PMS again, or what?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-28T04:49:15Z says:

      Fuck off, Fago, you don't like what i have to say, feel free to choke on a dick.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-28T05:01:09Z says:

      Yup, it's PMS.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-01-28T05:05:42Z says:

      Irish will supply the dick for you to choke on, please pay me $5.99 + tax.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2009-01-28T07:13:30Z says:

      Why are you trying to have a serious conversation here about racism Hank? This is the same place people laugh about photos of children killed in horrible ways. You really expect people here to stop being greedy wretches and have any kind of sympathy to their fellow man? lol

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-28T08:40:29Z says:

      Why indeed.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-01-28T08:43:42Z says:

      Karma is why.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-28T14:32:15Z says:

      Children been killed in horrible ways hurts my feelings.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-28T14:32:23Z says:

      Hahah just kidding.

  • JerkStore
    JerkStore 2009-01-27T15:50:47Z says:

    I honestly didn't find that racist. People are so goddamn sensitive these days. I say let's have it all out in the open.. Let's progress beyond getting pissed over petty "racial slurs".

  • deadwhore
    deadwhore 2009-01-28T01:11:14Z says:

    i did it all for the cookie... yeah.. so you can take that cookie & shove it up your ass

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-01-28T01:51:11Z says:

    hmmm... id go in to see one of them.. maybe buy one take a picture with it.. eat it then take a shit on his counter and politely walk out never to be seen again.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-28T02:40:26Z says:

      See, now that's the right approach.

    • Quick_draw21
      Quick_draw21 2009-01-28T07:15:38Z says:

      Hahaha keep dreaming tough guy. Morph would probably go into the store, be shocked then brood about it all day, get home and cry himself to sleep. "Why do people hate black people so much??!".

Nogbad
posted January 27, 2009