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Earth vs Human, global warming Mac spoof.

Earth vs Human Video

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  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-04-02T04:28:42Z says:

    First!! First to say, that this is gay. But I won't be the last.

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-04-02T09:19:59Z says:

      No, you're gay.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-03T12:25:28Z says:

      no , you´re both gay.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-04-02T04:32:36Z says:

    Yeah we'll eventually die off or just colonize another planet and the earth will heal in a billion years or so.... the cycle will start all over again.

  • Josh(VAL)
    Josh(VAL) 2007-04-02T04:38:00Z says:

    harmony my ass, snakes eat mice...that shit is not harmony

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T06:51:17Z says:

    I like what both Morph and Josh said, so I'm replying to neither as I expand on both:

    See, humans are just behaving too naturally. All species will, if given a chance, choke out others in order to keep themselves flourishing. They will even bring about their own extinction as they foul their own environment/kill all the other species that are their food. We are just doing the same thing.

    And as far as the Earth goes, I think it's survived worse cataclysms than us in its time. Animals go extinct, its what they do. Sharks and whatnot are only special because they are the exceptions.

    Such is life.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-02T11:46:04Z says:

      use the reply button, fuckwad, ;P

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-02T12:35:37Z says:

      morph and josh made off the cuff statements that didnt deserve the lame ass expansion you attempted. u sound like the first paragraph of a newspaper article...come on man.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T15:07:28Z says:

      lol victorious

      As for you, dik, Sorry to bore you there, chuckles. I know in a perfect world it would all be dick, gay, and shit jokes for the likes of you, but thinking people also have to do their thing. Okay? You just have fun at the kids table and let the big folks talk in peace, now. Then we have ICE CREAM!

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-02T15:16:47Z says:

      liste mr. malone we can work this out...what kind of ice cream?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T15:23:46Z says:

      Do you prefer licking the front side ("vanilla") or the back ("chocolate")? I'm no emo and the old lady isn't on the rag, so I'm afraid we're fresh out of "strawberry."

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T15:28:17Z says:

      Oh jeez, c'mon Balls. Chuckles? I know you're trying to be condescending and all that, but 'chuckles'? It's pretty weak.

    • dik
      dik 2007-04-02T16:16:07Z says:

      i cannot believe u hank...u have even inserted a comment here. everywhere i look..noone can type that much...rame hank very rame.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:12:06Z says:

      Is there a comment limit I'm unaware of? Otherwise dik, fuck off and go play with your ...er...self.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T18:15:01Z says:

      Fuck sakes, Hank, find your own flame war. You totally fucked up mine with dik. You honestly have nothing better to do, do you?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:24:38Z says:

      Sorry about that. You have to post faster. I'm a busy man.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:25:37Z says:

      Plus dikweed called me out several times, so I kind of had to...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T18:34:58Z says:

      No. The point is: you didn't.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T18:42:14Z says:

      Your responding to EVERY SINGLE COMENT that comes up regarding someone you're flaming with at the time just strikes as desperation, Hank. This thread had FUCK ALL to do with you, yet you chime in, as though your stupid fucking pissing contest with dik matters to anyone. This may be the internet, Hank, but this site isn't all about you and your own amusement. You are a selfish fucking hack here, and I wager you are the same in real life.

      You may now lick my balls.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:49:10Z says:

      Boo hoo. This is my thread. I'm taking my ball and going home. Listen, son, if somebody, dik for example, or you, or whoever, attacks me in a different thread saying "Hank, blah, blah, blah." they are open fucking game in any thread on this fucking planet. There's no post limit and until there is one I'll post as often as I like. You don't like it, tough shit.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:49:56Z says:

      Plus, yes, this site IS about me and my own amusement.

    • yak
      yak 2007-04-02T18:52:09Z says:

      not so much hank... feel free to re register so we can ban you, but no more commenting thanks.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T18:57:01Z says:

      Well, way to leave a floater in the pool for everybody then Hank. Congrats, you're way less a man than... anyone who posts here, apparently. Glad you admit its all about you and your amusement.

      Run out of real life friends, did you?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T18:59:21Z says:

      Hey, yak just interposted on me... is hank gone?
      ... Thanks, yak. I mean really. That fuck was really starting to get to me.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:59:31Z says:

      Are you kidding me? Wow. I feel honored. Tell me I was your first.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T19:05:09Z says:

      Any minute now... (I hope)...

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T19:05:56Z says:

      And no Hank, you are not the first. Real illustrious company there, I tell you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T19:15:39Z says:

      You guys are so sensitive. ha ha. I post too much, so you're banning me? That's really cool. Are there some posting rules I'm not aware of?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-02T19:18:04Z says:

      Is MS going to be like break?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T19:19:34Z says:

      Yeah, DON'T BE AN ABRASIVE, STUPID FUCK! Go back and reread my post about you being selfish (the one right before your Boo Hoo comment). For fuck sakes, this isn't simple flaming, you SHITHEAD! Read it. Think about it. God you suck,

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-04-02T19:22:04Z says:

      Now its bedtime. I really hope you are gone forever tomorrow.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-02T21:27:10Z says:

      it's not necesarily that you post too much, hank, it's that you post that much for you personal feuds, which (will)fuck up some good threads with your whining.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-04-02T23:14:33Z says:

      For instance, I was actually looking forward to reading Ball's and Dik's (hah, now there's a combo) flame war. They're both generally entertaining. But then Hank had to show up and ruin it with his inane and worthless comment.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T23:21:35Z says:

      I feel so unappreciated.

    • cutter
      cutter 2007-04-02T23:30:13Z says:

      And we're supposed to care why?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T23:47:46Z says:

      Your's not to make reply,
      Your's not to reason why,
      Your's but to do and die:

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T00:22:25Z says:

      I don't think Yak needs to Ban Hank, yet. But I think with some restraint, hank might be ok. As much as I hate to admit it, sometimes he is humorous.
      He's not a moron the likes of Playa4 and Umm. He's just been getting his ass kicked consistently and he's lashing out. Not unlike a small child that's just been scorned.

    • Wendoschlauss
      Wendoschlauss 2007-04-03T01:54:09Z says:

      What ever happened to Playa4 anyway?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T01:58:06Z says:

      Cannon to right of Hank,
      Cannon to left of Hank,
      Cannon in front of Hank
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
      Storm'd at with shot and shell,
      Boldly he rode and well,
      Into the jaws of Death,
      Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode Hank as he blundered.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-04-03T02:44:32Z says:

      actually i dont like hank and that should be enough of a reason right there to ban his ass. LOL. Just kidding. ;) Anyway, so I was thinking it would have been a nice flame war seeing those are pretty entertaining. But oh well. Now it's become a Hank war. :(

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-04-03T03:29:51Z says:

      Oh Hank, we learnt in WW1 that climbing over the top of the trench to walk slowly towards your enemy was a bad idea...why don’t you just keep your head down?
      There is amoeba on Saturn with more intelligence & wit than you!
      ...oh and yet again, stop complaining!

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T03:35:04Z says:

      ^^That was funny...

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T04:02:24Z says:

      I guess Hank wants to go out in a blaze of glory. Problem is, it's reading like a bad death scene in an old movie. You know, when the dieing man yaps and yaps and yaps and yaps Etc......

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-04-03T04:40:47Z says:

      Exactly, shot to shit & obviously clinging onto life but just keeps gargling & making funny noises...im sure hes trying to say something but nothing really makes sense

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T05:58:43Z says:

      @Oranjeboom. The war in question would be the Crimean War. And, there probably aren't any ameoba on Saturn, but you're free to go there and check if you like.

    • LadyHawk
      LadyHawk 2007-04-03T06:14:05Z says:

      Hank, I like you. You're funny.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T06:18:37Z says:

      Thanks.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T07:10:17Z says:

      Ladyhawk, you're either a crack whore or have an I.Q. of 6 if you think Hank is funny.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T07:11:10Z says:

      or both.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T08:25:13Z says:

      A 6 year old crack whore. Just your type.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T08:54:28Z says:

      China Doll, where did you get 6 years old from? And are you LadyHawk's sponsor now? I'm pretty sure she could handle you readily.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T09:00:42Z says:

      I wasn't sticking for her. Just taking a swipe at you. Fucked it up, but my version is still funnier.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T09:11:24Z says:

      Well you don't know funny, it's all subjective. You have one fan, congrats, even if she's delusional.

    • LadyHawk
      LadyHawk 2007-04-03T09:24:34Z says:

      Hank, sweety, did you call me a six year old crack whore?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T09:27:15Z says:

      You yourself have said I'm humorous, so I'm not quite sure what your going on about. Subjective. Yes, as in you are always subjecting me to your "Hank, your not funny." posts. Apparently, it's not subjective. You are actually the arbiter of what's funny and what's not. That's a lot of responsibilty to bear. Do your best!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T09:30:39Z says:

      @LH No, that was supernova. You're probably at least 12 or 13.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T09:47:59Z says:

      Wow Hank, you really have a way with the ladies...All I did was insult her intelligence. You go and call her a 6 year old crack whore.....way to go...LadyHawk, you have rocked me for ages.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T09:53:21Z says:

      Yes, it's true. I am smooth.

    • LadyHawk
      LadyHawk 2007-04-03T10:03:25Z says:

      Thank you Supernova. Hank, your loosing me honey, I'm not getting your jokes. 12 or 13?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-03T10:12:59Z says:

      hank just can't wait to be the new JONNYCHO, sub-vommit etc. altough, he might turn out to be a good guy.. nah who am i kidding?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-03T10:15:19Z says:

      Um, yeah, I meant you are probably 12 or 13 times smarter than supernova. Yeah, and a vision of beauty too good for the eyes of mortal men. I'm sorry. Was that unclear?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-04-03T10:37:07Z says:

      It's entierly posible that LadyHawk is more intelligent than I.
      Howevere Hank, you are not.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-03T12:06:58Z says:

      You´re funny Hankchinaski ,you rock man!!...

    • drinksonme
      drinksonme 2007-04-03T15:25:27Z says:

      CAn I have the 10minutes of my life I wasted reading this thread back plz? With sugar on top?? Well fuck you too then.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-04-03T15:36:53Z says:

      no, no way. you deserve it.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-03T16:45:13Z says:

      Can I have my 3 second back for reading your comment biatch??.

  • Booddles
    Booddles 2007-04-02T07:11:50Z says:

    we're all bacterias' bitch.

    • Sneaky
      Sneaky 2007-04-02T09:08:04Z says:

      I think we are more like aids, or maybe cancer.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T14:09:07Z says:

      You mean like a virus.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-02T16:08:39Z says:

      I would say ants.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-04-02T09:16:31Z says:

    "life will find a way"

    • Booddles
      Booddles 2007-04-02T09:36:45Z says:

      ...yeah, that's what the dinosaurs thought too.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-02T14:01:47Z says:

      maybe the dinosaurs left earth to colonized another planet , ever think of that ?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T14:14:55Z says:

      Yes, even though Captain T-Rex had a brain the size of a walnut, tiny little arms, and an overwhelming desire to eat his co-pilot he managed to pilot his spacecraft all the way to Tarpit-23, the closest habitable planet to Earth. Congratulations on a job well done, captain!

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-02T16:41:58Z says:

      Now they have mutate to predators that travels space in search for lifeforms to hunt.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-04-02T18:13:32Z says:

      Oh reeeeaaaallly?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-02T18:34:31Z says:

      *Looking into the wall*

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-04-03T12:23:21Z says:

      marklar

  • KoolKidsKlub
    KoolKidsKlub 2007-04-02T13:23:38Z says:

    I believe the moon should have its opinion voiced too.

    • gstar
      gstar 2007-04-02T15:44:08Z says:

      no, i'm not giving the moon anymore chances. Last time i asked for its opinion, it drove beside me, rolled down the window and showed me its bare ass. "I should've expected that," i thought to myself.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-04-03T02:45:40Z says:

      well what did you expect. IT IS just a bunch of fucking cheese.

  • para-bellum
    para-bellum 2007-04-04T00:49:51Z says:

    So, Earth is 4,600,000,000 years old? Huh? More like 4-6000 years. God, have these people not had an American education?

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-04-05T21:39:04Z says:

      4-6000 yrs is bible education, not american.

Anonymous
posted April 02, 2007

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