Eat Up Fatty!

Comments to Eat Up Fatty!

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  ClaudeBallz 2009-03-21T04:48:04Z says:

  What if you throw up?

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    Mako 2009-03-21T05:12:43Z says:

    Doubles as a barf bag!
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    UnclePepper 2009-03-21T09:14:43Z says:

    Looks like someone already did.
    
    How lazy do you have to be not to want to use your hands?
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    UnclePepper 2009-03-21T09:15:08Z says:

    It's not April 1st yet is it?
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    toolman961 2009-03-21T16:10:18Z says:

    This has to be the most, I don't even know what word to descibe it, most stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. And of course, they get the stupidest fat fuck to interview for the news.
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    Mako 2009-03-21T18:04:50Z says:

    Toolman, it's not real, relax. The Onion is a just a comedy show designed to look like CNN. Calm down; have some dip.
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    toolman961 2009-03-22T03:27:20Z says:

    I didn't even notice. It doesn't put it past us lazy americans to come up with something like this.
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    HypoLuxaHermesPan 2009-03-22T03:37:38Z says:

    Have that many people NOT heard of "the Onion?"
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    possum 2009-03-22T03:43:28Z says:

    heard of it, yes
    give a beez, no
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    Plantshit 2009-03-22T03:49:15Z says:

    said the man with a fat lazy wife that just got an stroke...
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    possum 2009-03-22T04:01:09Z says:

    ^RE-ality Failure
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    toolman961 2009-03-22T04:02:08Z says:

    It's a stroke dumbshit, not an stroke.
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  smerf 2009-03-21T04:49:22Z says:

  Flavorful, textured food-product? LOL

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    sandychu 2009-03-21T07:47:37Z says:

    Yeah, it almost gave me indigestion.
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    Derk 2009-03-21T19:12:15Z says:

    I'd eat it..
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  Plantshit 2009-03-21T05:27:14Z says:

  best idea I heard in a while, get this shit to Sweden. AMerIcaNiZe the world!

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    Camycazi 2009-03-21T10:32:02Z says:

    You really hate your own country dont ya.
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  short 2009-03-21T05:51:27Z says:

  The Onion is pretty much the best ever.
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  BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-21T06:26:58Z says:

  coupled with a catheter and colostomy bag,i cant see ever moving a muscle again

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    fatfrank 2009-03-21T17:17:13Z says:

    Put a tv in front of your toilet.
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    BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-21T19:38:49Z says:

    Toilet goes where i go man!!
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  1rish1 2009-03-21T07:56:13Z says:

  This is nothing new. VicSin and hockeybritt have been doing this for years.

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    Terrapin 2009-03-22T01:45:48Z says:

    HAHAHA
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    CrazyMundo 2009-03-23T22:44:34Z says:

    lmao
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  toolman961 2009-03-21T16:11:59Z says:

  Thank God I don't eat fast food. China Buffet is all I need to keep my ass fat.

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    markiemark 2009-03-21T18:14:15Z says:

    You like my buffet? You fucking gay!
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    Alec13 2009-03-21T19:25:29Z says:

    haha o man how long ago was that?
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    toolman961 2009-03-22T03:28:28Z says:

    At least two times a week.
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  SunshineKellie86 2009-03-21T19:15:03Z says:

  The acting was fantastic. Superb. A+
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  Terrapin 2009-03-22T01:46:46Z says:

  How fucking more lazy can us fat as Americans get?