I saw another prison documentary when I was a kid, and the guy on there was saying that he would make people toss his salad as like a punishment or payment. He would do this instead of just fucking him in the ass because he said "When a guy is fucking you up the ass you can let your mind wander and pretend you are someplace else, but when you are eating another guys ass thats all you can think about." Now that I think about it, watching that shit as a kid is probably what causes me to check MS everyday.
I think it is the same video, just a little later. I believe he was asked why not just have them suck your dick, to which he answers "When you are sucking a dick you can pretend it is something else, but when you're eating ass, you're eating ass."
At least, that is the way Chris Rock tells it.
It's a different vid. I saw the other one Walker's talking about. Pretty hard core. It was a multi part investigation into different countries' prison systems. Mostly focused on America, though.
forced gang rape or voluntary salad toss?? shit, that's a tough choice. it's hard to say you went out with dignity by choosing the fighting when you have 6 niggers cum dripping out your ass. hell i won't go to prison anyway because i'm rich and i'm white.
I'd kill that motherfucking motherfuck....oh hang, different question. Wouldn't you be in the same position but with white gang rapists instead of black?
Speaking of prison rape... my fiance told me today over skype that she's leaving me for another man. Now I'm getting very, very drunk. Hooray for love!
She and I were working together here. She just left here two weeks ago (I've got six weeks to go) and I guess she and him hooked up on one of her stopovers on her way home. He's her high school sweetheart.
I'm down for the drinking party... sorry balls... I think if you go to prison, your gonna end up gettin raped by someone unless you do some thing crazy and kill a guy your first day in, then your never getting out though catch 22
this is way old i remmebr seeing this like oh.. back when i was in highschool so its atleast close to 10 years old.. good times.. its lik ethe first time anyone had heard of the term "tossed salad"
I remember seeing that, then I went to jail and that shit don't happen unless you want it too. Don't get me wrong, rape does go on in jail but you aren't givin a choice. And no, I know what you pervs are thinking but I was only in for 30 days and I escaped with my virginity, both ass and tongue!!!
either way it doesn't really matter one way or another. if you have something to say or are funny. it dont matter in the least, at least to me how long you've been here. But it is noce having kind of a regular bunch. It's funny here. I laugh every day. It has it's smart moments too.. A cool mixture of weird shit and freaks...I love it
You could learn to live with it. The male G-spot is up your arse so it cant be all that bad...obviously you would go back to women after leaving prison.
Oh shit. I remember this whole routine in Chris Rock's stand up routine. He said he was watching an HBO special the other day, and started talking about the toss salad man. I thought he was just making that shit up. Damn.
You know they've made it so the fucking criminals can get an education while in prison. I really wish they'd get one, especially those that appear on HBO prison specials.
Comments to eating ass in prison
No. That is all.
amen
wooooo ?
Prison scares me.
I never would have believed it, but the entire "Scared Straight" series could have been outdone by a single, 50-second clip.
I've been told that in the penitentiary, "they fuck you till you start to like it." Unless, of course, you're in a gang and a total hardcore psycho.
i would rather spend three monthes in the hole for gettin my ass kicked then suck a guys ass
Starr, you can toss my salad. You too other women here.
Didn`t you listen to him? Salad tossing is only for "newcomers"... ;-)
yeah I'm not a newbie get one of them to do it
Where's that girl who's name starts with a d. It's like deliha.
Go get BLOCKCOCK, he eats so much ass his tongue is like an anaconda.
Delilah is around here somewhere, and she's drunk. Maybe you could get a salad tossing?
i do have some standards hank, and it don't include jail birds. but maybe you might be interested???
...in a salad tossing from you? Definitely!
I'm not in jail. What about me. Hank has a girl friend you know.
delilah have standards hahahaha thats fucking hilarious
i'm not the jealous type..
If you eat me...we're straight that's it.
starr...avatar!!!! you fucking need one..
love
b5k
Preferably tits out.
What a stoopid jungle bunny , there is a big difference between ass and pussy, the ass has shit in it ffs
^talks from many hours of experience
^on dik
^yep
Midget, I'm going to have to cite you with improper use of a reply button.
I don't want an avatar!!!
Why not?
come on..you need one. you are on here all the time its part of the deal.
if you find one ill format it for you
She can do it herself, shes just being a lazy bastard.
agreed, you need an avatar. NOW, GODDAMNIT!!
I will cum automatically.... after he sucks my ass for 10 minutes or longer. Something in that just isnt right.
That's because you forgot the jelly part.
I perfer the serup
I guess the jelly is like the dressing.
Whammy
I saw another prison documentary when I was a kid, and the guy on there was saying that he would make people toss his salad as like a punishment or payment. He would do this instead of just fucking him in the ass because he said "When a guy is fucking you up the ass you can let your mind wander and pretend you are someplace else, but when you are eating another guys ass thats all you can think about." Now that I think about it, watching that shit as a kid is probably what causes me to check MS everyday.
I've heard of that vid, but never seen it.
I think it is the same video, just a little later. I believe he was asked why not just have them suck your dick, to which he answers "When you are sucking a dick you can pretend it is something else, but when you're eating ass, you're eating ass."
At least, that is the way Chris Rock tells it.
It's a different vid. I saw the other one Walker's talking about. Pretty hard core. It was a multi part investigation into different countries' prison systems. Mostly focused on America, though.
That's where I heard it. Chris Rock. He rocks!
I saw that show, the man was at the top of MS13 or some shit...?
uh-oh, now we're gonna have it! bitch-o will probably claim he's also a member of MS13, the tranny..
probably not, oranje..
MS13 is mojority latino.
he's just a homo in jail.
^ Re-read the thread you soppy git, it clearly states we are talking about "another video" where a similar thing is said.
whatever makes you feels less gay man, even if it's it's tossin' another guy's salad.
It's like a pussy only stinks of shit.
so true, and how doesnt it make this shirt lifting cracker a faggot to have another man eat his ass ?
What if you refused to toss his salad?
Then you get the boot again... followed by another gang rape.
Those performing these acts have already been broken in through a process of gang rape and terrorization.
what are your standards hank???
My standards...concerning what? Prison rape? Don't have any.
OK, who says they would rather die than toss salad in prison? Let's see a show of hands.
Assuming it's your first week in, and your cell mate demands his salad tossed.
Who wants to post some tough things saying something like, "I'd kill that motherfucker, or die trying before I'd ever toss his salad."?
I'd kill that motherfucking motherfucker, or die trying before I'd ever toss his motherfucking salad.
being that i'm pretty girl, i could probably get away with alot in jail
forced gang rape or voluntary salad toss?? shit, that's a tough choice. it's hard to say you went out with dignity by choosing the fighting when you have 6 niggers cum dripping out your ass. hell i won't go to prison anyway because i'm rich and i'm white.
Well, the thing is...we all want to think we'd be tough, but...
Maybe after you got all your teeth knocked out, you'd calm down, or maybe not.
Maybe I should make a new question, Who'd join a white supremacist gang to be safe?
I'd kill that motherfucking motherfuck....oh hang, different question. Wouldn't you be in the same position but with white gang rapists instead of black?
Id run with their programme, but id make sure i got aids ridden and infected everyone of the cunts
good questions hank. personally i'd be so fuckinterrified i'd probably do what they said
Unless you're a hardcase psycho with some stature already, I think you wind up punking for the aryans anyway. They like clean white meat.
Speaking of prison rape... my fiance told me today over skype that she's leaving me for another man. Now I'm getting very, very drunk. Hooray for love!
If you're serious, I'm actually sorry to hear that.
No shit, man. I'm living every second of it. They're both across the Pacific too, so I can't do shit about it.
I feel for you,man. I suppose it's one of the perils of working overseas. At least she's told you and not carried on behind your back.
She and I were working together here. She just left here two weeks ago (I've got six weeks to go) and I guess she and him hooked up on one of her stopovers on her way home. He's her high school sweetheart.
It's a real fucking romantic story.
:(
Wooh, I'll have a drink in your honor.
balls... it sounds like you need a really good salad tossing. And I think dik is pliable enough to do it.
Been there Balls. Mine left me for another man and we had 11 years in, 7 married and a son. It Sucks
Beat me, toolman. I got 8 years in with this one.
Don't suppose it amounts to much now.
balls..thats shitty my friend. i know what its like man. believe me.
and gstar yeah under the circumstances i'll toss his salad...
That's it, we need a mucho drinking party.
Well, think of it this way. What's happenning to you is better than being in jail tossing someone's salad.
I'm down for the drinking party... sorry balls... I think if you go to prison, your gonna end up gettin raped by someone unless you do some thing crazy and kill a guy your first day in, then your never getting out though catch 22
We really do need a MS party, you guys know that would be a party to remember...
Sorry Balls, sad to hear that!
I'd join a white supremacist gang just to hear the nigger jokes.
Bad news there Balls, sorry to hear that.
Wanko, would that be before or after they rape you?
Not a thing Balls, even if you try, like I did, it will never be the same. And it doesn't work out. At least for me it didn't.
that sucks, balls, a lot. was she your 'true love' ?
that sucks balls Balls. i dedicate my hangover to you.
this is way old i remmebr seeing this like oh.. back when i was in highschool so its atleast close to 10 years old.. good times.. its lik ethe first time anyone had heard of the term "tossed salad"
Don't matter how long whould be in prison for i still can't imagine ass for pussy....
Whatever you say nigger! I'll stick to pussy.
Where are you gonna find pussy in jail?
Just pinch the ass cheeks together.
I remember seeing that, then I went to jail and that shit don't happen unless you want it too. Don't get me wrong, rape does go on in jail but you aren't givin a choice. And no, I know what you pervs are thinking but I was only in for 30 days and I escaped with my virginity, both ass and tongue!!!
That's the trouble with folks these days - no sense of adventure : )
you aint done time till you been fucked in the ass. go back and do it again.
Ive lurked on mucho for over a year without ever making an account but I have to comment for this one.
Hes right, it does make you ejaculate automatically after about 10 minutes
So how long you been lurking in jail before that then?
lurking is cool
its true everyone always sais they've been hangin around for ages before they comment....even i uttered the words.
You nasty lurker,you!
they are just saying that to build up some cred so they dont get called out as a newb. I only the other hand lurked for years....true story
I wasn't sure that I wanted to actually be a part of ms so I lurked a while before commenting.
Actually, I've never said that, Dik.
I did lurk for about a year or so before I registered and posted. Not that anyone would give a fuck, but yeah.
either way it doesn't really matter one way or another. if you have something to say or are funny. it dont matter in the least, at least to me how long you've been here. But it is noce having kind of a regular bunch. It's funny here. I laugh every day. It has it's smart moments too.. A cool mixture of weird shit and freaks...I love it
It really is a sort of camaraderie feeling.
awww. hey Wolfie, would you toss your comrade's salad?
i did lurk before joining, but i've never mentioned it. until now.
yeah, you can (almost) always count on the 'regulars'. but i wonder if yak and deja have any idea who's who, and if they're worth anything..
They only care about Wario (Deja dreams about TiredGuy too) the rest of us are all in 2nd place.
we know who the 'regulars' are, can't say if we care one way or the other though... oranje, uhm, wtf?
^don't deny it.
we all know. even bitcho knows.. and that's saying a lot!
Come on Deja, we all knows you gots a sweet spot for the man.
"can't say if we care one way or the other though" < nice to know isnt it.
yeah, i <3 you too, deja
Can the prison mess hall provide dressing?
shit dont act like you need anything other than a time and a place to eat ass.
The dressing cums later. (pun intended)
You'd know.
Don't be jealous.
^ talks in the mirror.
Just asking?
he must be using bleach to keep it that clean
You could learn to live with it. The male G-spot is up your arse so it cant be all that bad...obviously you would go back to women after leaving prison.
Im not gay!
Spoken like a true Yorkshire man.
Eeh bah gum! Where's me whippet?
Tee hee!
haha, you bastard fairies!
Walked 50 miles to work, slaved for 36 hours a day, and when I got home our dad would murder us and dance on our graves singing hallelujah.
That's nothin', when I were a lad...
Can't be bothered, I'm not getting into all that again.
Do it, its funny every time, never gets old...
Now stop that, it's silly.
Well I sure won't be going to prison after watching this.
Well I guess this is Last!!!
but it wont be the last cock you suck
Oh shit. I remember this whole routine in Chris Rock's stand up routine. He said he was watching an HBO special the other day, and started talking about the toss salad man. I thought he was just making that shit up. Damn.
"I would reach my climate" wtf is a climate?? I thought a climate had to do with the weather, not the results of have a man's mouth on your asshole.
You know they've made it so the fucking criminals can get an education while in prison. I really wish they'd get one, especially those that appear on HBO prison specials.
How the fuck did I get trapped in 1997?