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  • FrankenPengie
    FrankenPengie 2007-08-18T04:34:32Z says:

    No. That is all.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2007-08-18T04:37:08Z says:

    Prison scares me.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-08-18T05:26:06Z says:

      I never would have believed it, but the entire "Scared Straight" series could have been outdone by a single, 50-second clip.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T06:58:57Z says:

      I've been told that in the penitentiary, "they fuck you till you start to like it." Unless, of course, you're in a gang and a total hardcore psycho.

    • Cancerboi
      Cancerboi 2007-08-18T19:38:57Z says:

      i would rather spend three monthes in the hole for gettin my ass kicked then suck a guys ass

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-18T04:42:01Z says:

    Starr, you can toss my salad. You too other women here.

    • JimPanse
      JimPanse 2007-08-18T04:45:55Z says:

      Didn`t you listen to him? Salad tossing is only for "newcomers"... ;-)

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-08-18T04:53:00Z says:

      yeah I'm not a newbie get one of them to do it

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-18T05:27:21Z says:

      Where's that girl who's name starts with a d. It's like deliha.

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-08-18T06:50:11Z says:

      Go get BLOCKCOCK, he eats so much ass his tongue is like an anaconda.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T06:56:02Z says:

      Delilah is around here somewhere, and she's drunk. Maybe you could get a salad tossing?

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-18T07:14:42Z says:

      i do have some standards hank, and it don't include jail birds. but maybe you might be interested???

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T07:32:42Z says:

      ...in a salad tossing from you? Definitely!

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-18T22:47:15Z says:

      I'm not in jail. What about me. Hank has a girl friend you know.

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2007-08-18T23:20:54Z says:

      delilah have standards hahahaha thats fucking hilarious

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-19T10:17:14Z says:

      i'm not the jealous type..

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-08-18T04:52:41Z says:

    If you eat me...we're straight that's it.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-18T05:10:26Z says:

      starr...avatar!!!! you fucking need one..


      love
      b5k

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-08-18T06:50:51Z says:

      Preferably tits out.

    • MidgetWithaMullet
      MidgetWithaMullet 2007-08-18T08:47:02Z says:

      What a stoopid jungle bunny , there is a big difference between ass and pussy, the ass has shit in it ffs

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T14:56:38Z says:

      ^talks from many hours of experience

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2007-08-18T19:14:14Z says:

      ^on dik

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T19:26:55Z says:

      ^yep

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-18T19:59:43Z says:

      Midget, I'm going to have to cite you with improper use of a reply button.

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-08-18T22:10:40Z says:

      I don't want an avatar!!!

    • MMA
      MMA 2007-08-18T22:15:45Z says:

      Why not?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-18T22:23:53Z says:

      come on..you need one. you are on here all the time its part of the deal.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-18T22:24:24Z says:

      if you find one ill format it for you

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-18T22:40:32Z says:

      She can do it herself, shes just being a lazy bastard.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T03:32:50Z says:

      agreed, you need an avatar. NOW, GODDAMNIT!!

  • OPP
    OPP 2007-08-18T05:15:25Z says:

    I will cum automatically.... after he sucks my ass for 10 minutes or longer. Something in that just isnt right.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-18T05:28:06Z says:

      That's because you forgot the jelly part.

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-08-18T06:47:37Z says:

      I perfer the serup

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-18T13:55:19Z says:

      I guess the jelly is like the dressing.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T15:13:42Z says:

      Whammy

  • TexasRanger
    TexasRanger 2007-08-18T06:04:21Z says:

    I saw another prison documentary when I was a kid, and the guy on there was saying that he would make people toss his salad as like a punishment or payment. He would do this instead of just fucking him in the ass because he said "When a guy is fucking you up the ass you can let your mind wander and pretend you are someplace else, but when you are eating another guys ass thats all you can think about." Now that I think about it, watching that shit as a kid is probably what causes me to check MS everyday.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T06:56:51Z says:

      I've heard of that vid, but never seen it.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2007-08-18T07:16:36Z says:

      I think it is the same video, just a little later. I believe he was asked why not just have them suck your dick, to which he answers "When you are sucking a dick you can pretend it is something else, but when you're eating ass, you're eating ass."
      At least, that is the way Chris Rock tells it.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T07:27:26Z says:

      It's a different vid. I saw the other one Walker's talking about. Pretty hard core. It was a multi part investigation into different countries' prison systems. Mostly focused on America, though.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T07:33:36Z says:

      That's where I heard it. Chris Rock. He rocks!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-18T21:07:44Z says:

      I saw that show, the man was at the top of MS13 or some shit...?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T03:35:17Z says:

      uh-oh, now we're gonna have it! bitch-o will probably claim he's also a member of MS13, the tranny..

    • Alexanderr
      Alexanderr 2007-08-19T21:10:23Z says:

      probably not, oranje..
      MS13 is mojority latino.
      he's just a homo in jail.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-19T21:16:44Z says:

      ^ Re-read the thread you soppy git, it clearly states we are talking about "another video" where a similar thing is said.

  • Delilah
    Delilah 2007-08-18T06:24:47Z says:

    whatever makes you feels less gay man, even if it's it's tossin' another guy's salad.

  • MMA
    MMA 2007-08-18T06:51:51Z says:

    It's like a pussy only stinks of shit.

    • MidgetWithaMullet
      MidgetWithaMullet 2007-08-18T08:49:09Z says:

      so true, and how doesnt it make this shirt lifting cracker a faggot to have another man eat his ass ?

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-08-18T06:57:20Z says:

    What if you refused to toss his salad?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T07:14:39Z says:

      Then you get the boot again... followed by another gang rape.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T07:15:43Z says:

      Those performing these acts have already been broken in through a process of gang rape and terrorization.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-18T07:27:57Z says:

      what are your standards hank???

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T07:34:59Z says:

      My standards...concerning what? Prison rape? Don't have any.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T07:38:42Z says:

      OK, who says they would rather die than toss salad in prison? Let's see a show of hands.

      Assuming it's your first week in, and your cell mate demands his salad tossed.

      Who wants to post some tough things saying something like, "I'd kill that motherfucker, or die trying before I'd ever toss his salad."?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-18T07:43:47Z says:

      I'd kill that motherfucking motherfucker, or die trying before I'd ever toss his motherfucking salad.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-08-18T07:46:48Z says:

      being that i'm pretty girl, i could probably get away with alot in jail

    • hanya
      hanya 2007-08-18T08:05:59Z says:

      forced gang rape or voluntary salad toss?? shit, that's a tough choice. it's hard to say you went out with dignity by choosing the fighting when you have 6 niggers cum dripping out your ass. hell i won't go to prison anyway because i'm rich and i'm white.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T08:14:23Z says:

      Well, the thing is...we all want to think we'd be tough, but...

      Maybe after you got all your teeth knocked out, you'd calm down, or maybe not.

      Maybe I should make a new question, Who'd join a white supremacist gang to be safe?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-18T08:43:49Z says:

      I'd kill that motherfucking motherfuck....oh hang, different question. Wouldn't you be in the same position but with white gang rapists instead of black?

    • MidgetWithaMullet
      MidgetWithaMullet 2007-08-18T08:50:40Z says:

      Id run with their programme, but id make sure i got aids ridden and infected everyone of the cunts

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T09:41:20Z says:

      good questions hank. personally i'd be so fuckinterrified i'd probably do what they said

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T10:34:42Z says:

      Unless you're a hardcase psycho with some stature already, I think you wind up punking for the aryans anyway. They like clean white meat.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T10:35:35Z says:

      Speaking of prison rape... my fiance told me today over skype that she's leaving me for another man. Now I'm getting very, very drunk. Hooray for love!

    • DayoftheDante
      DayoftheDante 2007-08-18T12:27:12Z says:

      If you're serious, I'm actually sorry to hear that.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T12:30:00Z says:

      No shit, man. I'm living every second of it. They're both across the Pacific too, so I can't do shit about it.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-18T13:39:35Z says:

      I feel for you,man. I suppose it's one of the perils of working overseas. At least she's told you and not carried on behind your back.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T13:44:08Z says:

      She and I were working together here. She just left here two weeks ago (I've got six weeks to go) and I guess she and him hooked up on one of her stopovers on her way home. He's her high school sweetheart.

      It's a real fucking romantic story.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-18T13:50:48Z says:

      :(

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-08-18T13:55:17Z says:

      Wooh, I'll have a drink in your honor.

    • gstar
      gstar 2007-08-18T14:08:55Z says:

      balls... it sounds like you need a really good salad tossing. And I think dik is pliable enough to do it.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-18T14:09:40Z says:

      Been there Balls. Mine left me for another man and we had 11 years in, 7 married and a son. It Sucks

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-08-18T14:43:58Z says:

      Beat me, toolman. I got 8 years in with this one.
      Don't suppose it amounts to much now.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T14:58:56Z says:

      balls..thats shitty my friend. i know what its like man. believe me.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T14:59:50Z says:

      and gstar yeah under the circumstances i'll toss his salad...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-18T20:03:07Z says:

      That's it, we need a mucho drinking party.

    • redrum
      redrum 2007-08-18T20:16:08Z says:

      Well, think of it this way. What's happenning to you is better than being in jail tossing someone's salad.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-08-18T20:22:49Z says:

      I'm down for the drinking party... sorry balls... I think if you go to prison, your gonna end up gettin raped by someone unless you do some thing crazy and kill a guy your first day in, then your never getting out though catch 22

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-18T21:12:12Z says:

      We really do need a MS party, you guys know that would be a party to remember...

      Sorry Balls, sad to hear that!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-08-18T22:59:26Z says:

      I'd join a white supremacist gang just to hear the nigger jokes.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-19T01:01:48Z says:

      Bad news there Balls, sorry to hear that.

      Wanko, would that be before or after they rape you?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-19T06:59:25Z says:

      Not a thing Balls, even if you try, like I did, it will never be the same. And it doesn't work out. At least for me it didn't.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T20:58:07Z says:

      that sucks, balls, a lot. was she your 'true love' ?

    • hanya
      hanya 2007-08-19T21:49:11Z says:

      that sucks balls Balls. i dedicate my hangover to you.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-08-18T08:24:42Z says:

    this is way old i remmebr seeing this like oh.. back when i was in highschool so its atleast close to 10 years old.. good times.. its lik ethe first time anyone had heard of the term "tossed salad"

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-08-18T10:40:09Z says:

    Don't matter how long whould be in prison for i still can't imagine ass for pussy....

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2007-08-18T13:20:11Z says:

    Whatever you say nigger! I'll stick to pussy.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-08-18T14:18:13Z says:

      Where are you gonna find pussy in jail?

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2007-08-18T19:18:33Z says:

      Just pinch the ass cheeks together.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-08-18T14:16:31Z says:

    I remember seeing that, then I went to jail and that shit don't happen unless you want it too. Don't get me wrong, rape does go on in jail but you aren't givin a choice. And no, I know what you pervs are thinking but I was only in for 30 days and I escaped with my virginity, both ass and tongue!!!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-18T14:53:17Z says:

      That's the trouble with folks these days - no sense of adventure : )

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-08-18T18:52:39Z says:

      you aint done time till you been fucked in the ass. go back and do it again.

  • fatbaldnet
    fatbaldnet 2007-08-18T16:17:59Z says:

    Ive lurked on mucho for over a year without ever making an account but I have to comment for this one.

    Hes right, it does make you ejaculate automatically after about 10 minutes

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-18T16:20:20Z says:

      So how long you been lurking in jail before that then?

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T16:50:23Z says:

      lurking is cool

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T16:51:42Z says:

      its true everyone always sais they've been hangin around for ages before they comment....even i uttered the words.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-18T18:43:09Z says:

      You nasty lurker,you!

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-08-18T18:54:33Z says:

      they are just saying that to build up some cred so they dont get called out as a newb. I only the other hand lurked for years....true story

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2007-08-18T19:21:21Z says:

      I wasn't sure that I wanted to actually be a part of ms so I lurked a while before commenting.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-18T20:04:11Z says:

      Actually, I've never said that, Dik.

    • redrum
      redrum 2007-08-18T20:18:26Z says:

      I did lurk for about a year or so before I registered and posted. Not that anyone would give a fuck, but yeah.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-18T20:22:01Z says:

      either way it doesn't really matter one way or another. if you have something to say or are funny. it dont matter in the least, at least to me how long you've been here. But it is noce having kind of a regular bunch. It's funny here. I laugh every day. It has it's smart moments too.. A cool mixture of weird shit and freaks...I love it

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2007-08-18T20:36:14Z says:

      It really is a sort of camaraderie feeling.

    • redrum
      redrum 2007-08-18T21:07:23Z says:

      awww. hey Wolfie, would you toss your comrade's salad?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T21:03:16Z says:

      i did lurk before joining, but i've never mentioned it. until now.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T21:14:40Z says:

      yeah, you can (almost) always count on the 'regulars'. but i wonder if yak and deja have any idea who's who, and if they're worth anything..

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-19T21:26:23Z says:

      They only care about Wario (Deja dreams about TiredGuy too) the rest of us are all in 2nd place.

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-08-19T21:46:21Z says:

      we know who the 'regulars' are, can't say if we care one way or the other though... oranje, uhm, wtf?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T22:08:55Z says:

      ^don't deny it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T22:09:19Z says:

      we all know. even bitcho knows.. and that's saying a lot!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-19T22:40:29Z says:

      Come on Deja, we all knows you gots a sweet spot for the man.

      "can't say if we care one way or the other though" < nice to know isnt it.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-08-19T22:57:57Z says:

      yeah, i <3 you too, deja

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2007-08-18T18:53:34Z says:

    Can the prison mess hall provide dressing?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-18T19:18:30Z says:

      shit dont act like you need anything other than a time and a place to eat ass.

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2007-08-18T19:19:47Z says:

      The dressing cums later. (pun intended)

    • redrum
      redrum 2007-08-18T20:18:57Z says:

      You'd know.

    • De-Wolfie
      De-Wolfie 2007-08-18T20:36:57Z says:

      Don't be jealous.

    • redrum
      redrum 2007-08-18T21:04:10Z says:

      ^ talks in the mirror.

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-08-19T01:45:15Z says:

      Just asking?

  • YourTerrorist
    YourTerrorist 2007-08-18T19:32:42Z says:

    he must be using bleach to keep it that clean

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2007-08-18T21:13:38Z says:

    You could learn to live with it. The male G-spot is up your arse so it cant be all that bad...obviously you would go back to women after leaving prison.

    Im not gay!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-08-18T23:41:33Z says:

      Spoken like a true Yorkshire man.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-19T00:02:42Z says:

      Eeh bah gum! Where's me whippet?

      Tee hee!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-19T00:14:40Z says:

      haha, you bastard fairies!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-19T01:03:44Z says:

      Walked 50 miles to work, slaved for 36 hours a day, and when I got home our dad would murder us and dance on our graves singing hallelujah.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-19T01:36:05Z says:

      That's nothin', when I were a lad...

      Can't be bothered, I'm not getting into all that again.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-19T01:48:10Z says:

      Do it, its funny every time, never gets old...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-19T01:50:00Z says:

      Now stop that, it's silly.

  • cainkane1
    cainkane1 2007-08-18T22:02:41Z says:

    Well I sure won't be going to prison after watching this.

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2007-08-19T01:45:32Z says:

    Well I guess this is Last!!!

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-19T01:49:04Z says:

      but it wont be the last cock you suck

  • mililaniguy
    mililaniguy 2007-08-19T03:02:15Z says:

    Oh shit. I remember this whole routine in Chris Rock's stand up routine. He said he was watching an HBO special the other day, and started talking about the toss salad man. I thought he was just making that shit up. Damn.

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-08-19T18:56:11Z says:

    "I would reach my climate" wtf is a climate?? I thought a climate had to do with the weather, not the results of have a man's mouth on your asshole.

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-08-19T18:57:24Z says:

    You know they've made it so the fucking criminals can get an education while in prison. I really wish they'd get one, especially those that appear on HBO prison specials.

  • nonavatarnoobgod
    nonavatarnoobgod 2009-02-22T23:03:26Z says:

    How the fuck did I get trapped in 1997?

borracho5000
posted August 18, 2007

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