Edward Penishands

Comments to Edward Penishands

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  LoPan 2007-11-15T05:08:02Z says:

  Was this before the big anal sex boom in porn? I remember this one from long ago.

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    Urbansoup 2007-11-15T05:32:30Z says:

    Back when carpets were in style
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  HughJanus69 2007-11-15T05:25:34Z says:

  This IS a classic.
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  Wario7793 2007-11-15T06:11:52Z says:

  The only way you could make this better would be to have Vincent Price walk, do his cackle from Thriller, and fall down dead with a hard-on.

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    Wario7793 2007-11-15T06:12:14Z says:

    *walk in
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    cheekycov 2007-11-15T13:37:16Z says:

    Actually having him walk would be a major achievement in itself.
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    Wario7793 2007-11-15T20:25:24Z says:

    haha, that does change the meaning, doesn't it?
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  LongJohnLimpWrist 2007-11-15T06:12:53Z says:

  Jeez, i so need to get a pair of penis hands, mine is all deformed and riddled with unsightly scars.
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  smerf 2007-11-15T06:31:52Z says:

  You know, I don't normally go for the dark ladies, but that one was pretty fucking hot.

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    -Morph- 2007-11-15T08:30:59Z says:

    FINALLY!
    
    
    welcome to the family smerfy poo
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    smerf 2007-11-15T17:43:52Z says:

    Hey, I've said that before about some of the black chicks that show up on this site. Most of the time I'm just not that attracted to them.
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  redsun0032 2007-11-15T06:47:57Z says:

  Now this, should win an academy award, this is to damn funny...
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  ballsdeepplease 2007-11-15T07:22:25Z says:

  so did he have a penis, or just hands made of penis?

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    kagemaru026 2007-11-15T09:56:18Z says:

    don't think so; if he had a penis, he would probably have another chick on that one.
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    BukkakeHaduken 2007-11-15T13:30:35Z says:

    well figuring that in the movie he had the scissor hands cause his own got cut off, i think we would have to deduce his penis got cut off lorena bobbitt style.
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    smerf 2007-11-15T17:45:31Z says:

    This was actually the prototype before Edward Scissorhands. He was still around when Scissorhands was created, but then got his dick snipped off when he annoyed Scissorhands by getting more pussy than him.
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  vag 2007-11-15T08:53:35Z says:

  YES!!!! AGHAAHAHA

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    cheekycov 2007-11-15T13:37:41Z says:

    ^Bicho
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  heatofthawolf 2007-11-15T18:28:13Z says:

  How do they make it look so real?! i mean these ladies should be nominated for an academy award!

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    instakitty 2007-11-15T20:48:23Z says:

    top notch cgi, obviously.
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  MrEd 2007-11-15T18:59:54Z says:

  Wow, Depp clearly hit upon hard times until big success' like Sleepy Hollow & Pirates came along...

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    Angelicos 2007-11-16T03:18:44Z says:

    Sleepy Hollow sucked ass. It sucked Donkey's ass. It sucked a rabid donkey's ass. Nothing like the original story. Btw, speaking of pain and humiliation, is that "Japanese tit slapping" still around? I want to show my fiance! ;)
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  Triscope 2007-11-15T23:25:37Z says:

  I guess penishand's younger brother Scisorhand got jipped by the doctor. No wonder he kills him, he cant even jerk off.