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Elephant Seal Parking Cop

This freaking monstrosity just hates vehicles it seems.

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Comments to Elephant Seal Parking Cop

  • Bukowski2

    If that thing attacked my car, I'd give it a good chop to the throat.

    2007-04-17T06:01:22Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      a ninja chop to the throat?

      2007-04-17T08:44:19Z
    • Bukowski2

      Yeah, then I'd give him a kick to the solar plexus, then when he bent down I'd shove his nose bone up into his brain.

      2007-04-17T08:58:55Z
    • 16x16

      CRIT!!!!

      2007-04-17T13:02:15Z
    • Ms_avatar

      He only attacked them because they took his bucket.

      2007-04-17T18:36:08Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      was that... oh noes he hit the X5 son!

      2007-04-17T19:11:59Z
    • Texas
      supernova says:

      Ohh nooo, he be hittin the X5. You done it now seal.....

      2007-04-17T20:37:53Z
    • 16x16

      That seal would fuck all of you up with one wack of the head.

      :::1) You're not a ninja, you're an monkey's balls licking butt slug
      :::2)Not sure if seals have a solar plexus
      :::3) X5 is the gayest car you could buy. Go get a Veyron for fuck sake

      2007-04-18T10:13:04Z
    • Bukowski2

      I would offer it a fish. Then, when it taking the fish from my hand, I would poke it's eye out with my ball point pen.

      2007-04-18T10:18:37Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    that is an awesome animal

    2007-04-17T06:03:37Z
  • Pic
    short says:

    Now THAT'S hitting the X5 son

    2007-04-17T06:09:08Z
    • Avatar

      Okay, I'll finally bite. I don't get this reference, could someone explain?

      2007-04-17T06:19:04Z
    • A_great_white

      i've been trying to figure it out for days

      2007-04-17T06:24:56Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i thought it was just me that didn't get it

      2007-04-17T06:48:27Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Yeah, me too.

      2007-04-17T07:49:15Z
    • Klf_avatar__75x75_

      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/guy_gets_beaten_for_not_backing_up-23937/tag/fights

      2007-04-17T07:50:13Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      how did you all not know, specially smerf and balls..? this is oldschool mucho material. been on here two or three times(for all i know it could be more).
      HE DONE IT NOW!

      2007-04-17T08:52:59Z
    • Avatar

      Thanks Chairman. Must have been drunk that day or something.

      2007-04-17T11:14:22Z
    • 16x16
      tr_willk says:

      I still never could get why he hit the x5...he'd already taken a beating, but nothing close to the ass pounding he got after he hit the x5

      2007-04-17T18:19:14Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      he tried to hit them where it hurt most, which happened to be he x5, son!

      2007-04-18T08:52:54Z
  • 48x48

    Isn't it from the gangsters who fuck that fellow up in the street for smashing their X5?

    2007-04-17T06:57:55Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Isn't it a reply button?

      2007-04-17T07:49:27Z
    • Bizarre
      Victorious says:

      no they fucked him up, because he didnt back up his car, and because their niggers.

      2007-04-17T08:54:29Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Back that shit up, nigga!

      2007-04-17T18:08:03Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    this reminds me of my ex wife

    2007-04-17T07:36:16Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      You realize, in your next comment you refer to it as a "big fella".

      2007-04-17T18:08:41Z
    • Bukowski2

      dik can't keep track of his comments. He's too busy telling people to edit themselves.

      2007-04-17T18:13:50Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    i'd give anything to see this big fella in an enclosed space with whatever fuck up stabbed that doggie

    2007-04-17T08:33:01Z
  • Bukowski2

    Throw another elephant seal on the barbie.

    2007-04-17T09:01:35Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    if he hit my volvo i would take my elk rifle and give him the 9.3x62 calibre.

    2007-04-17T09:40:43Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      idiot shut up. u never have anything worthwhile to fuckin say. man try editing yourself. before u type ask yourself.. is what i'm about to say relevant? is it topical? funny at all? is it something that's predictable, something that's been said waaay too many times? u dick

      2007-04-17T09:46:33Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i'd like to see this elephant seal rape u

      2007-04-17T09:51:13Z
    • Dr_emblem
      cdbsr00 says:

      face up at that!!

      2007-04-17T10:10:02Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      and your whine is?....and others do have worthwhile things to say?......then you dont have to read my post and whine all the time , leave me alone and get a life..........monkeyfucker!!

      2007-04-17T10:16:34Z
    • Dr_emblem
      cdbsr00 says:

      sounds like plantshit has sand in his vagina . . . do you have sandy in your vagina plantshit? or should we all call you sandy?? ja ja ja

      2007-04-17T14:21:51Z
    • Bukowski2

      I hate when people say 'edit yourself'. Fuck off dik, you've posted 6 times in this thread and Plantshit has only posted twice, and you're not funny all the time either. Live and let live.

      2007-04-17T15:25:51Z
    • Psyops1
      SlapDash says:

      i still can't see HankChinaski without saying Hank Wizowski.....monsters inc.? hehe

      2007-04-17T18:17:45Z
    • Bukowski2

      Who is that?

      2007-04-17T18:20:50Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      hank i only post shit if i really feel it's called for...if i'm wrong sometimes ok. u on the other hand comment on every motherfuckin post.. every reply, with almost nothing to say. so suck my balls

      2007-04-17T20:05:49Z
    • Bukowski2

      I only post if it's a matter of life or death! It's such an important decision!

      2007-04-18T05:31:42Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      Hank: like the time you said i had an bear fur anal plug?

      2007-04-18T11:35:41Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya like the time he said you had an bear fur anal plug. aahahahahaha

      2007-04-18T11:44:42Z
    • Bukowski2

      Yes, just like that time. Good example.

      2007-04-18T15:54:08Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      its true i have a special design, all mens should have anal plugs its pure pleasure *fapfapfap*

      2007-04-18T19:40:03Z
  • Mucho

    that beast fuckin owns the place...where can i get one of those?

    2007-04-17T09:59:06Z
  • Sjff_03_img1363

    i think the seal is german, and the cars are like black people to him......he hates darkies......

    2007-04-17T12:55:23Z
  • Kurt_russell
    HeHateMe says:

    Elephant seal says:"Back the fuck up bitch!" Dumbass says:"Ummm OK"

    2007-04-17T13:07:10Z
  • Fight_club75x75

    Damn, Britney Spears has really gone downhill, huh?

    2007-04-17T16:50:32Z
    • Psyops1
      SlapDash says:

      durka durka durka

      2007-04-17T18:16:27Z
  • Bicho-1217001131
    bichofelix says:

    I'TS HUMPHREY!!!!!!!

    2007-04-17T18:19:55Z
Yak
posted April 17, 2007
by yak

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