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Emo's and their wanna be suicides and shit.

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Comments to Emo's Always pretend.

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-08-14T04:07:44Z says:

    Thinks his life is so hard? He has enough money to afford the latest in "douche-wear".

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-14T04:17:44Z says:

      How do you know its the latest in emo/douche wear?

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-08-14T04:53:36Z says:

      He sure as fuck isn't spending his money on haircuts.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-14T05:34:54Z says:

      haha , or gloves with full fingers in them...

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2009-08-14T06:57:42Z says:

      Based on your comment, I must assume that you have not experienced the joy of the fingerless glove. Rest assured, no other glove comes close. Not only are your hands warm, but your fingers are not encumbered. Arctic masturbation has never been better!

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-14T07:04:11Z says:

      hahaha, actually i used to use them when i smoked cigarettes...they were a savior

    • jacq
      jacq 2009-08-14T07:16:08Z says:

      "Arctic masturbation has never been better!"

      Best comment I've ever read LOL

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-14T09:49:54Z says:

      Are you serious?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-14T14:56:03Z says:

      He's french.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-08-14T15:17:58Z says:

      ANOTHER snigger from wanko. - that's two in a day

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-14T15:27:45Z says:

      Stop hitting on me.

  • possum
    possum 2009-08-14T04:22:22Z says:

    i commited suicide 4 times before i turned 16

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-08-14T04:23:19Z says:

      so how many lives do possumuses have?

    • possum
      possum 2009-08-14T05:23:00Z says:

      47

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-14T05:36:26Z says:

      does playing dead count? I know you fuckers do that shit and have it down to T!

    • StrainsHardOnTheCan
      StrainsHardOnTheCan 2009-08-14T05:55:47Z says:

      by his standards, I commit suicide every time I eat a cheeseburger

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-08-14T06:01:34Z says:

      lol

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-08-14T15:18:48Z says:

      so he's got 7 left?

  • DragoKatzof
    DragoKatzof 2009-08-14T04:35:23Z says:

    -points for ketschup and knife with dull side down ! plus if your gonna do it slice down the lenght of your arm not across it ... noobs these days realy...

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-08-14T04:48:58Z says:

      I noticed the upside down knife before I saw the red circle around the ketchup bottle. What a douche.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-08-14T05:11:08Z says:

      This kid really took all precautions NOT to get injured.

    • Crashninja
      Crashninja 2009-08-14T07:14:08Z says:

      So does this make him less of a nob?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-14T09:50:49Z says:

      No.

  • LucesDarkness
    LucesDarkness 2009-08-14T04:38:15Z says:

    What's with the gloves?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-14T04:45:50Z says:

      Those are mittens bitch

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-08-14T05:17:36Z says:

      no, they're gloves. fingerless, but still gloves.

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-08-14T17:10:00Z says:

      Fingerless mittens?

  • RandyWatson
    RandyWatson 2009-08-14T06:00:44Z says:

    he is so emo, that he has FUCKING RACE CARS on his blankets behind him!

    • ThoseUnknown
      ThoseUnknown 2009-08-14T06:07:30Z says:

      HA HA HA HA.... yes yes... I agree!

  • Crashninja
    Crashninja 2009-08-14T07:16:12Z says:

    Honestly it baffles me as to how you could end up this much of a douche when you basically have everything you ever wanted given to you.
    Fuck i would have been happy if i had dinner every night while i was growing up, kids these days have it way too easy.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-14T09:54:54Z says:

      When I was a kid we were so poor we had to live under an old lady's porch.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-14T14:57:27Z says:

      In the utopian society everyone will have everything they need and they'll all be happy.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-14T15:21:31Z says:

      My theory on emo teenage fags is this: normal kids run around and play and get hurt a lot.. the body is made to be healing its self all the time. But then we get kids who sit around all day and never get any cuts and scrapes and they end up doing this shit because they know something is missing but they don't know what and they're fucking teenagers so they add in the drama.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-08-14T17:09:40Z says:

      I just assumed it was because they don't get the attention they want, so by cutting themselves they somehow think they're gonna get some sympathy votes ....? I don't know, they're just a bunch of fags to me

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-08-14T17:11:05Z says:

      Or... they're just fags.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-14T19:32:30Z says:

      I knew some who got loads of fucking attention and they still got all weird. Plus some of them cut or stab at various parts of their body and always hide the marks, so they wouldn't get attention for it anyway. We're supposed to be moving around and getting hurt and blowing off steam but faggy emo fags and princess bitches are coddled. I mean if you keep a pet in a small room for most of the day with fuck all to do for exercise and challenges and shit it's gonna get fucked up and hurt its self. The best thing for emos is a good beating once a week to help them feel alive.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-08-14T19:58:10Z says:

      I swear a lot of (and I mean A LOT) idiots don't even have hobbies, I mean ask a faggy emo what he does with his own time, it's hilarious, "Uhh I just like loads of things like poetry and uhhh music even though I don't know what good music is, I'm just trying to fit in *sniff* will you be my friend?" and I agree you need smack the morons around and show them how worthless they've been.

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2009-08-14T18:29:05Z says:

    People who consciously choose to follow a trend should be shot in the fucking head. If all else fails in my life, you will hear about a new serial killer on the news.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-14T19:29:30Z says:

      I'm pretty sure everything has failed in your life.

  • sabersaw5611
    sabersaw5611 2009-08-14T20:20:34Z says:

    do it already.

bichofelix
posted August 14, 2009

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