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  • monkeyfuck
    monkeyfuck 2007-03-07T05:14:44Z says:

    Go to Iraq with me, you fucking waste products, and then you can have something to emo about besides mommy not loving you and having cream put in your coffee.

  • CountGrishnach
    CountGrishnach 2007-03-07T05:19:11Z says:

    How to dress emo 2.0 CLASSIC!!!!!

    • Adolf_Hitler
      Adolf_Hitler 2007-03-07T05:26:41Z says:

      Kristian! oh I'm sorry "Varg". Hows life out of prison, you doing any new stuff with Burzum.?

    • Ralph27972
      Ralph27972 2007-03-07T06:27:45Z says:

      yeah, 2.0 is sooo much better than 1.9.3b

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-03-07T14:16:19Z says:

      too embarrassing to watch, no thanx

  • Adolf_Hitler
    Adolf_Hitler 2007-03-07T05:23:59Z says:

    The Emo Emu had me in tears, and the point system was a joke on Uncyclopedia and many other sites. But I guess in North Dakota, teh interwebs is rly srs business, srsly. Not to meantion they live 3 years behind the rest of the world.

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-07T05:35:50Z says:

      yeah.... it actually started to bother me that the news reporter and the people being interviewed were so serious about the shit that was obviously satire... (i hope)

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-07T12:57:14Z says:

      Praise the media for digging deep and bringing us the hard facts!

  • yak
    yak 2007-03-07T05:35:39Z says:

    btw i'm up to 38,500 emo points... how about you guys???

    • Gabber
      Gabber 2007-03-07T05:58:43Z says:

      38,499...so close! DAMN YOU

    • B1G_B0SS
      B1G_B0SS 2007-03-07T07:41:35Z says:

      well i was at about 35,000 but i recently tried to commit suicide...so im not really sure where im at now.

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-07T09:52:07Z says:

      is there a cheat code for this game? ... up down left right...

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-07T13:19:52Z says:

      Yes the cheat code is down, down, down, down, wrist, pause. NOT left, right, left, right, left ,right.

    • cwall
      cwall 2007-03-07T21:06:37Z says:

      bragging rights, ahahaha. btw im bout to drop the toaster in the tub, 10,000,000 points here i come...

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-03-07T21:20:21Z says:

      COTB i love you. please again have my babies

    • Nietzsche
      Nietzsche 2007-03-07T22:23:34Z says:

      commit suicide and you win the game!!! get to work!

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-03-07T23:32:24Z says:

      i'm negative 5 points. WTF?

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-03-08T01:10:52Z says:

      this quiz http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=930 says I'm emo, WTF!?!?!?!!

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-08T05:00:02Z says:

      Yeah, it gave me the same answer. WTF?

    • creepyfag
      creepyfag 2007-03-08T15:29:05Z says:

      I thought they were talking about Emo Phillips.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-s_Hvk4kQ

  • russell34
    russell34 2007-03-07T05:38:10Z says:

    these kids dont even know what pain is....there should be prize for being emo...a black pinata the shape of the green day lead singer...filled with cyanide pills...eat up...if u swallow cyanide then u can progress to the emo bonus round....

  • fuckjaps
    fuckjaps 2007-03-07T05:44:13Z says:

    Look, emo sucks big time but these stupid fuckers fell for the joke and what stupid 13 year olds actually think. Most of the shit they talked about and showed is stuff making fun of emo fuckers not "how-to's" on emo. Now excuse me while I go write a song about how my 8th grade girlfriend dumped me because I didnt have pubes yet.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-05-28T21:32:33Z says:

      Don't take my fucking song ideas! Bitch!

  • Jugz
    Jugz 2007-03-07T05:46:01Z says:

    wow this is getting outa control, I think we need to form an Anti-emo coalition, or just some sort of small group that carries around flogging sticks for beati...er...correcting emo kids

    • StokedOUTstokeS
      StokedOUTstokeS 2007-03-07T07:38:44Z says:

      its called listening to metal, no one hate them more then metal heads

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-07T08:01:54Z says:

      Except my old boss. Fucking metal as hell, but has a theory about the emo girls: "See, you gotta hook up with one of them goth, emo, whatever you wanna call them, girls. They're more willing to take it up the pooper."

    • Jugz
      Jugz 2007-03-07T10:50:11Z says:

      What!? A secret of life revealed!

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-03-08T01:09:10Z says:

      really... and where do i find one of these willing emo girls????

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-08T04:50:19Z says:

      Well, in my case they used to walk into the store. But they were always underage and with their fathers, so that kinda puts a damper on it.

  • raar
    raar 2007-03-07T06:41:32Z says:

    best... video... ever... roflll

  • weeb1nbob
    weeb1nbob 2007-03-07T07:21:34Z says:

    Wow, its impressive that a news station uses random websites as relevent, factual sources. That cop failed as a parent by letting his kid turn emo.

  • heislegend
    heislegend 2007-03-07T07:24:30Z says:

    This whole subject pisses me off.

    Emo is a horrible term. Everyone should live with a emotion.

    And dressing "emo" is stupid too. This whole video just proved Amercans(in general) are fucking retarded.

    The kids for mutilating their bodies because, "I hurt so much on the inside, I need to hurt on the outside" They have no fucking idea how good they have it. Using pain as a fashion statement. Fuck you.

    And the adults in the video are worse than the kids. "Emos"; I've never heard anyone say that. Ever. The song clips the played, most the pictures and the quiz are all ripping on emo kids, and the fuck wad adults can't see past the humor or sarcasm.

    FUCK.

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-03-07T08:12:56Z says:

    You know I see all these little emo fuckers every day and just want to run them all over with my car. They all seriously need to "drink the red koolaid" already. They all have Mommy & Daddy issues and the "issue" is that Mommy & Daddy have created a generation of spoiled, self centered, greedy, whiny, little mother fuckers who got "time outs" instead of the shit beat out of them for being bad. So now they all grow up craving all this attention, when all they really need is a brick upside the fucking head. Today, take part in their pain by putting your foot to their fucking head every time you see one of these little wastes of fucking space on the street. I might go to the local high school and have the principle round up all the "emo" fuckers into one class room, and then run a tube from the exhaust pipe of my 2004 GTO right into the class room and gas them all. Auswitchs comes to the Suburbs. Let them all write a fucking song about that...

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-03-07T23:34:40Z says:

      Well said Captian

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2007-03-08T00:58:54Z says:

      you bought a GTO? that makes me want to cry like an emo.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-08T06:01:47Z says:

      You mean a Holden Monaro?

  • zero1661
    zero1661 2007-03-07T08:52:44Z says:

    thats one of the stupidest fucking statements ive ever read, now dont get me wrong i hate these little fuckers too but im not gonna act like an old man about it, its just a fucking fad how many 40 year old goths do you see, and as far as beating your kids if i heard somone say that shit on the street i would fucking stab them, thats just an easy way out when u dont know how to be a real parent.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-05-28T21:34:37Z says:

      You can say that again! If people knew how to raise their kids, I probably wouldn't have killed all those people.....

  • shitpump1
    shitpump1 2007-03-07T08:56:56Z says:

    this reminds me of columbine, with the whole trench-coat mafia bullshit.
    i feel bad for the kids in that school, when i remember all the shit i got after those fuckheads shot all those kids. i wish they would all just kill themselves so the idiocy of their parents and cops wouldnt piss me off anymore.

  • waikiki87
    waikiki87 2007-03-07T09:23:05Z says:

    lol.. white suburban kids who think their lives are shit..WOW its amazing how hard their lives are and how much they have to struggle through everyday life..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..well hopefully theyll just kill themselves off

  • Epidemic_PUA
    Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-07T09:55:23Z says:

    I thought EMO was short for ESKIMO. :[ I'm so uncool... *sigh* Minus 1,000,000 cool points for me.

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2007-03-07T21:41:34Z says:

      i thought they all wanted to be emo phillips. that guys a bit of a fuck up anyways

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-03-07T12:54:28Z says:

    Stupid fag kids. But it's understandable - if sheriff Fatasscountrymusic was my dad, I'd fucking want to die too.
    On the bright side, at least the fuckers are deluded enough to think anything notable will ever come of their lives. They might as well kill themselves, it just means 60 fewer years of being a nobody an wasting resources.

  • SlapDash
    SlapDash 2007-03-07T15:25:22Z says:

    hehehe, they don't even know they're born

  • imWithYourMother
    imWithYourMother 2007-03-07T16:23:42Z says:

    i'm so sad... i'm going to write an emo poem.

    the cold world is black

    love is bleeding blue

    cut myself so i can feel

    boo hoo

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-03-07T23:44:56Z says:

      Hey, I wrote a poem too! Hem. Here goes....
      <br>

      As midnight churns its blackend beasts,
      I find myself at royal feasts,
      Of mortal men and drunken wives,
      Their hearts are black, and short are their lives.
      On turning spits, chickens drip
      With watching dogs, and licking lips,
      The wine is poison, the liquid death,
      Yet it flows freely with baited breath.
      Jestures dance with masks of pain,
      Of fallen comrades dead and slain,
      The drumming heels, the slamming fists,
      Dull knives slide deeply on upturned wrists.
      Glassy screams, glassy eyes, line the corridor I softly creep.
      With blackened boots, and blackened cape, my eyes scream
      terror, tourture, and rape. My talloned fingers and
      shredded skin, seek the throats of those with sin.
      Their souls are mine, their screams are blunt.
      Another dead this midnight hunt.
      I am the Midnight Cowboy so speak of me well,
      And tell the Gatekeeper I sent you,
      On your journey to hell.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-03-08T00:20:24Z says:

      It works better if you read it in a sinister mean evil guy voice.

  • cwall
    cwall 2007-03-07T21:08:35Z says:

    emo is false as hell but there is not much hotter than an emo girl who is about to cry or just stopped crying, haha

  • Booddles
    Booddles 2007-03-07T22:11:08Z says:

    lol! the sheriff/deputy was classic. "yeh, whut ya got der is'ah that there ah emo thing der."

  • Geewizz
    Geewizz 2007-03-08T00:21:08Z says:

    fucking emos

  • Tyler_Durden
    Tyler_Durden 2007-03-08T01:12:15Z says:

    Why is that cop wearing a New Orleans saints hat?

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-08T03:01:44Z says:

      It was a sheriff's dept hat, rippin on the Saints for sure though.

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-03-08T01:59:42Z says:

    Me no understand. If somebody wants to be an emo, that is giving them an aim in life therefore contradicting what being emo is all about. Or have I missed something on the way??

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2007-03-08T02:34:37Z says:

    Shouldn't that cop be considered emo because of that fucking hat covering one or both of his eyes?

  • girlslaughingatyou
    girlslaughingatyou 2007-03-08T02:54:27Z says:

    After watching this, I became emo. I can't believe the world is this fucking retarded. Next thing you know the media will be using a photo shopped pic from MS as evidence in some scandal. Just because spoiled kids act out means theres an epidemic! Get fucking real.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-03-08T04:09:00Z says:

      its fucking retarded to wear pants that cut off circulation to your balls. guys, gilr pants have the name "girl pants" for a reason.

  • Soah
    Soah 2007-03-08T08:48:18Z says:

    this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.
    people realize that anything can be emotional, right? a women giving birth is emo? jeese the guy from Korn is fucked up, so he's emo too.

  • se7enx777
    se7enx777 2007-03-08T14:32:52Z says:

    Emo's are kids who want attention, keep giving it to them. Society and it's media are douchebags.

  • JMD
    JMD 2007-03-09T00:10:58Z says:

    yeah i really hate emo's too.
    I'm going to go listen to Taking Back Sunday and My Chemical Romance now cause they will get me bare emo points on the emo scale.

  • Yeppy
    Yeppy 2007-03-11T21:39:29Z says:

    everyone whines about these pathetic emos.. but thats all you do.

    go out there and push them over tell them to their face to stop wearing mummys eyeliner.. it aint right, beat one or two up if you have to.. kick them in the cunty balls and tell them they might aswell not have any balls.. AMKE THEM KILL THREMSELVES! MAKE THEM FUCK OFF FROM THIS PLANET AND THEIR SHITTY AS MUSIC! FUCKING ASSHATS

  • thelordofcheese
    thelordofcheese 2007-05-21T00:39:58Z says:

    This vid is just as painful as when the mass media tried (and failed) to explain what ATHF is.

Mustang51PNA
posted March 07, 2007

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