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GO SOX!
yak...deja...i kno u see this
Maybe they're wasted.
1st amendment...
doesn't apply on Mucho.
orly!?
And you use a non-Mucho joke, boy you're really on a roll here.
anybody have a tracking worm for this guy?
No, but I've got a full bladder and a tall building.
I wounder if George Jetson already fucked that Rosie robot.
many times redsun...many times
I'd fuck a robot.
I already have... and I have the 3rd degree burn to prove it... PS: Toasters count as robots
hot date?
I've been down that road... The toaster and I parted company when i got my George Foreman grill... I mean, who can resist that non-stick surface.....
Oh god, Teflon... I gotta go old school, though. There's nothing more satisfying than a hot, Teflon-coated sauce pan.
^^LMFAO both of you idiots are fucking weird.
come on guys, i'm sure that getting an actual, willing, breathing girl can't be that hard.
My toaster takes offense to that Delilah...
then dump her, i hear waffle irons are hotter.
At least robots won't hog the tv, or sulk because you got home late/ drunk, forgot birthday etc.
My oven over cooks my food when I don't give her enough attention.
Is it okay if she's actual, willing, but not breathing? Two out of three ain't bad.
GO TEAM NECROPHILIA!
You'd be amazed, Delilah.
2050? i'll be impotent by then. fucking technology.
But then you can get a ROBOCOCK with a pen-knife attachment!
"Im going to be an alligator!... with a hydraulic penis... NO! TWO hydraulic penises!" - haha, sealab 2021
Two gator willies were implied
sex sure, but why "marry" a robot? so it sues you for custody and takes away your notebook?
Its for getting grandparents off your back. Ooo why don't your marry that nice girl with the Stephen Hawking voice?
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Japanese Fart FetishJapanese girls dressed as school girls farting in eachothers mouths... what c...
more crustateonsthe trilobites hunt in groups, and surround their prey.
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[W][T][F]Where the hell is this from???
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Live Coffin CamPretty much just what it sounds like, webcam, pointing at a dead person in a ...
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GO SOX!
yak...deja...i kno u see this
Maybe they're wasted.
1st amendment...
doesn't apply on Mucho.
orly!?
And you use a non-Mucho joke, boy you're really on a roll here.
anybody have a tracking worm for this guy?
No, but I've got a full bladder and a tall building.
I wounder if George Jetson already fucked that Rosie robot.
many times redsun...many times
I'd fuck a robot.
I already have... and I have the 3rd degree burn to prove it...
PS: Toasters count as robots
hot date?
I've been down that road...
The toaster and I parted company when i got my George Foreman grill...
I mean, who can resist that non-stick surface.....
Oh god, Teflon... I gotta go old school, though. There's nothing more satisfying than a hot, Teflon-coated sauce pan.
^^LMFAO both of you idiots are fucking weird.
come on guys, i'm sure that getting an actual, willing, breathing girl can't be that hard.
My toaster takes offense to that Delilah...
then dump her, i hear waffle irons are hotter.
At least robots won't hog the tv, or sulk because you got home late/ drunk, forgot birthday etc.
My oven over cooks my food when I don't give her enough attention.
Is it okay if she's actual, willing, but not breathing? Two out of three ain't bad.
GO TEAM NECROPHILIA!
You'd be amazed, Delilah.
2050? i'll be impotent by then. fucking technology.
But then you can get a ROBOCOCK with a pen-knife attachment!
"Im going to be an alligator!... with a hydraulic penis... NO! TWO hydraulic penises!" - haha, sealab 2021
Two gator willies were implied
sex sure, but why "marry" a robot? so it sues you for custody and takes away your notebook?
Its for getting grandparents off your back. Ooo why don't your marry that nice girl with the Stephen Hawking voice?