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DickNixonJr 2007-10-12T04:06:44Z says:
It's true
- spankbot 2007-10-12T16:49:00Z says:
  Abortion is population control for Democrats.
yak 2007-10-12T04:10:25Z says:
those fetus jelly candies look delicious!
i wonder if they are cinnamon flavor.

speaking of dead babies
q) what do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor blade?
a) an erection
- coupland 2007-10-12T04:15:12Z says:
  pussy. you just threw in that "dead" part to appease the censors...
- keefbox 2007-10-12T04:18:07Z says:
  they don't look all that delicious...and cinnamon jelly fetus candies always give me heartburn..
- smerf 2007-10-12T04:44:15Z says:
  Why did the dead baby cross the road?
  
  It was stapled to the chicken.
- yak 2007-10-12T05:17:06Z says:
  as we both know coupland, live ones wriggle way too much to be any use... unless you crack their spines first.
- supernova 2007-10-12T06:20:42Z says:
  Well, if you're not willing to put forth the effort.....
- syndega1 2007-10-12T09:20:03Z says:
  ....i don't get yak's joke...
- Count_Herbie 2007-10-12T10:30:33Z says:
  How do you make a dead baby float?
  
  One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
- coupland 2007-10-12T10:53:33Z says:
  herbie that joke made me want to hurl. who ever heard of a float with no root beer???
- Pwnographer 2007-10-12T11:13:33Z says:
  How do you get 10 dead babies into a jar?
  
  Blender.
- Pwnographer 2007-10-12T11:14:03Z says:
  How do you get them out?
  Dorritos ^.^
  
  (product placement, so where's my free chips bitch?)
- Terrapin 2007-10-12T15:47:33Z says:
  Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage bag?
- Terrapin 2007-10-12T15:47:58Z says:
  One dead baby in 10 garbage bags!
- DickNixonJr 2007-10-12T16:20:05Z says:
  Garbage cans actually
  What is the best part about having sex with a 3 year old?
  
  When the pelvis breaks
- supergiant 2007-10-12T16:24:53Z says:
  you have weak pelvis
- DickNixonJr 2007-10-12T16:30:01Z says:
  And your sir have terrible grammar
- syndega1 2007-10-12T16:55:21Z says:
  what do call a dead baby with no arms or legs nailed to my wall?
  
  Art.
- CongressmanDildo 2007-10-12T17:30:59Z says:
  what do you call a dead baby on a stick?
  Shishkabob. :P
- supergiant 2007-10-12T17:52:28Z says:
  a
- shoekalocka 2007-10-12T20:20:09Z says:
  whats the difference between a dead baby on a meat hook and a cadillac?
  
  i dont have a cadillac in my garage
- shoekalocka 2007-10-12T20:20:52Z says:
  whats the best thing about fuckin 21 year olds?
  
  theres 20 of them
- shoekalocka 2007-10-12T20:21:34Z says:
  why didnt they hang baby jesus on the cross?
  
  i dont know either
- shoekalocka 2007-10-12T20:24:41Z says:
  what sound does a baby make in a microwave?
  
  i dont know, i was to busy masterbating
- shoekalocka 2007-10-12T20:26:34Z says:
  and now, the worse one i have ever heard.....
  whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
  
  i dont fuck a cheeseburger before i eat it....
  we can thank the us army for these jokes, cuz thats where i learned them :D
- yak 2007-10-12T22:19:10Z says:
  the best dead baby joke is this:
  q) whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
  a) you don't cum all over the apple before you eat it.
- shoekalocka 2007-10-12T23:26:22Z says:
  just another version of the cheeseburger joke i heard, and just as great.... apples rock!
- Victorious 2007-10-13T01:02:07Z says:
  you've got something brown on the tip of your nose there, bud..
- yak 2007-10-13T01:33:35Z says:
  yeah the main difference between the apple and the cheeseburger joke is that cumming as a word is much more visual then fucking, and an apple is a much more innocent and crunchy food so it gives more mental cues to make it so wrong :P
- 1rish1 2007-10-13T01:51:28Z says:
  I've used the apple one a few times since I first heard it here.
- K-Billy 2007-10-14T17:44:43Z says:
  Look at all those dead domocrats! YAY!!
- HankChinaski 2007-10-14T17:57:18Z says:
  dumbass.
Archman 2007-10-12T04:33:26Z says:
FDR probably has a bonner.
- DickNixonJr 2007-10-12T16:20:32Z says:
  Not that you don't make sense, but what is a bonner?
- Archman 2007-10-12T20:57:36Z says:
  A house.
- Victorious 2007-10-13T01:02:56Z says:
  Not that you don't make sense, but who is FDR?
- DickNixonJr 2007-10-13T01:06:35Z says:
  Why does that cripple need a house?
  We all know that "the differently abled" are supposed to live in boxes
- smerf 2007-10-13T02:51:02Z says:
  Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
- DickNixonJr 2007-10-13T02:55:09Z says:
  Way to ruin it
CongressmanDildo 2007-10-12T05:27:42Z says:
god damn little bastards get your grubby little paws off my money!
- Pwnographer 2007-10-12T11:49:59Z says:
  Life savings?
- CongressmanDildo 2007-10-12T16:38:35Z says:
  Yes!
Bull 2007-10-12T10:29:35Z says:
Must be jewish
- syndega1 2007-10-12T16:56:26Z says:
  AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :(
  that one made me sad, but im not a Jew
- Really 2007-10-12T21:22:28Z says:
  Funny one! bull
bukkakeituacahs 2007-10-12T11:43:51Z says:
Haha! Ownd!
Plantshit 2007-10-12T13:53:33Z says:
I orderd it with a big fries and a big coke you fucking fag, how hard is it to make an Mcfetus menu.
- Victorious 2007-10-13T01:03:49Z says:
  yeah, smerf, what's up with those hamburgers i order a half hour ago!?
- smerf 2007-10-13T02:51:42Z says:
  ....what the fuck do I have to do with hamburgers?
- Victorious 2007-10-13T15:21:20Z says:
  didn't you say that you used to work at a McDrive?
supergiant 2007-10-12T16:23:35Z says:
hey you're not supposed to stuff coins up there
Delilah 2007-10-12T18:00:20Z says:
cute piggy bank.
El_Wanko 2007-10-13T00:18:52Z says:
I don't get it. Why is there a coin? Just for size comparison, or is it to symbolize something?
- Victorious 2007-10-13T01:04:05Z says:
  i think the former.
- dik 2007-10-13T08:50:44Z says:
  maybe it's the price
ClaudeBallz 2007-10-15T00:36:21Z says:
Penny for your parts?
titfuck 2009-02-09T19:29:53Z says:
YUMMY