MMMMM! That milky smooth looking skin on ur face, I'd love to make out with you! Then lean back and watch you take down my C@*#! Then shoot on ur face!...
Want us to start a collection?
Pople donated millions to Katrina victims so if we tell people Hank Chinaski is a religion which supports the mentally ill, it should be a piece of piss.
It'd be like one moment a guy you saw had some chicken and then the next you noticed he was hefty, but it happened so fast it all seemed like one event.
Well, I meant I thought Soah was a guy from all the stuff ... well, she talked about, but when I saw the pic, I figured ok, "assuming" this is Soah, then I didn't know Soah was a girl. I sometimes think I'm a girl, but my penis tells me differently...
Do you honestly think anyone is harboring the illusion that Soah is going to bone them down, you fatuous shit-head? And there's no way to tell if she's fat from this photo. Big boned and a bit chubby for sure, but that happens to turn my crank. I have serious doubts you've ever handled a woman, so go back to looking at rib protruding, skinny-ass Met-Art euro sluts you are never going to get your hands on.
That you like skinny women is no skin off my ass. But it's interesting that you, along with so many internet wanking, vergin arseholes, are clearly threatened by people prefering women who don't fit into your narrow, cookie-cutter notion of beauty.
And she could be fat and big boned, the two conditions do overlap. I don't like fat chicks, I like chubby women with a slightly bigger frame. And I have one. I highly doubt, you can say you're bedding down with a chick that fits into your ideal.
No. It means I chose a woman who matches with my preexisting preferences. I've been with skinny, waify women too. I prefer the other kind, hence that is what I have.
Not sure that will happen, TiredGuy, so I'm gonna rant for a bit now.
I have observed this phenomenon over and over, starting in high school: Dudes who pick apart every girl/woman they come across. "She's too fat." And if by some miracle they come across one that isn't "fat," then there's something else wrong with her. Her nose is crooked. Her legs are too skinny. Too many tattoos.
And what what is actually going on is not a case of high standards, but one of a smokescreen for how lame the guy is. He CAN'T GET a woman, ANY woman, so he has to hide behind imposibly high standards so everyone wont know what a pathetic, virgin loser he is. These are the same guys who will say shit like, "Jessica Alba is WAY hotter than Scarlet Johannsen because..." rather than just accepting that you'd give your right nut for the chance to bone either of them.
And the REALLY funny thing about these guys is: In their mid to late twenties, almost all of them wind up a pussy-whipped slave to a morbidly obese, obnoxious, ugly, often unemployed, catastrophe of a woman who only fucks them three times a year.
jqh88 stated: "do you really think the way to get a woman is to tell her she's hot?" And this is just funny. Because, youngster, if you knew the first thing about wooing a woman you would know that lots of compliments, as genuine as possible, are very important.
These are all just my observations, is all. Sorry to go on.
You know, Balls neer said he had a fat chick, or even liked fat chicks. He just said there was nothing wrong with a little bit chubby lady. Personally, I like ones that have a little meat on them. I hate getting the feeling that I'm going to break them when I hug them. However, rolls aren't sexy.
so balls, are you telling us this from experience? Or do you actually have a "skinny" girl friend? Cause what you said leads me to believe you are hitting a fatty.
Smerf, you dumbass, I was going to say "read his long ass posts". But then you'd be a dumbass either way. Through long years of trying to avoid work, I have cultivated my ability to skim long meaningless texts and conversations to only harvest the salient points with which I can insult the writer/speaker.
actually after looking at her for a while... shes got a cute face. not that badon the eyes but unless she cas a big head ill assume shes over 200 or at 200 which is a bit out of my range... purely physical.. cause ive gone out with girls who are about that big cause they had a cute face and were great people. but my range (and current lady friend) is about 180-140 so yeah i think she has a cute face lets see the rest of her...
Lots of angry words to go through, but agreed, you havent made any good points jqh88, sure there are some of these uber hot women who many would would give a toe or two over, but those always find guys who are not any of us. So shutup and enjoy your hos, crackheads, meth freaks, leather and whip queens, trannies, or any girl with a slight imperfecton that would make her undisireable to what society deems to be "beautiful" or "hot"
Lots of angry words to go through, but agreed, you havent made any good points jqh88, sure there are some of these uber hot women who many would would give a toe or two over, but those always find guys who are not any of us. So shutup and enjoy your hos, crackheads, meth freaks, leather and whip queens, trannies, or any girl with a slight imperfecton that would make her undisireable to what society deems to be "beautiful" or "hot"
Oh I'm sorry, am I being graded on my expository writing and analytical skill? I was only just calling some of you out to be the dumbasses you are clearly demonstrating yourselves to be.
do people actually want to be ripped apart? or do they think at some point through the grace of god, or dog, depending on your tastes, that people will actually compliment them on their looks.
No, they want to believe that they have friends, when they have no friends, not because they are fat, but because a childhood of being fat and being made fun of have conditioned them to be evil.
Hey i know better than to post my pic on here... for one thing im black.. so they would subject me to wiggle jokes galore also i have no friends here... again no support.. and lastly i dont have nice tits. and there ya go.
Also of interest may be the fact that, notice, she expected to get ripped apart. The fact may be that she is simply doing this consciously or subconsciously to fuel her hatred for the world, because otherwise what else would her MO be for living?
well there are chodes
such as yourself
and there is canibalistic humanoid
underground dwellers
but thats about it
and if you are calling us the latter
then i strongly doubt that you graduated from elementary school
other than that
i can absolutely guarantee that you are not in a place with people with minds similar to yours
You have not made a mature post in days. See what it has done to this young and weak minded one. He has not even mentioned bukake, shitting, sharking, naked gymnastics, or tentacle rape.
i know guys that are so ugly so u dont even want to hang out with them but still you do and they get laid with girls that is "hot" ....dont you get the girls you want you are a loser. thats it.
give the guy a break, he's austrian or danish or scandinavian or something. I like to think he sounds like Arnold so I every time i read something of his it's in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. Cracks me the fuck up every time!
I can speak for most of the guys here that they would need an aerial shot for that so unless you got a plane, or actually to be on the safe side you would probably need to take it from space. So unless you got the Hubble Telescope.
Since you started eating out my ass, Mrs FatFucker. Correct me if I'm wrong (which I'm not) but wasn't I hosting a contest where all female members of this forum post their boobs so that the males can judge who has the best pair? Thus winning over the forum? Of course, as everybody knows, I have the best pair so it's pretty much a rigged contest to get attention.
Okay since I am new I gather rimjoy is the person I should be sucking up to? Alright, hows this for fair, this ugly attention seeking fat broad can post her manatee breasts all over this forum to her flamers content, but it has to be heavily warned in h4 red text so I make sure I don't click the link.
Quid quo pro?
Mrs FatFucker eh? Well that's a new one. It was you wasn't it that said "Oh yeah, and in case I didn't mention - you're disqualified from showing your tits on this website. EVER."? Thus attempting to negate any competition, which makes you #1 attention whore of the entire site.
thanks!
right when my spirits are down and i am ready to give up on the kindness of mankind
you brightened my day with your cup of beer and cheery attitude
thanks
Ok then, GothicBra. You have no right, whatsoever, so complain about any content that is, or could be, submitted to this site. You haven't submitted anything, so fuck off.
well i dont like to use commas cuz it looks fucking retarded. sometimes i use periods. but then urethras on mucho say i have bad grammar. so i hit enter to seperate phrases and clauses and to add the proper emphasis.
and i flat out can't just write on and on and on and on without some break of some sort because it just seems more long winded and unneeded
so writing as i speak
is just more natural
and yeah
and in case you cant tell i like the sound of my voice very much
Ok I understand now but plleeeease stop it. Fuck whoever complains about grammar, its a non issue whith most members who are worth giving a fuck about. As im sure you will notice I dont always use commas in the right place cos i just dont have a clue generally. (I usually point out that im dyslexic, that may not be a valid reason but i dont care i throw it in when i can)
150 posts for that ugly piece of shit I can't believe it.
only because she has tits I mean you dont even know if she has, you dont even know if it's a she.
phelsu...why would u go out of your way to try to make someone feel bad. u fuckin gutless sonofabitch? it's one thing if it's got a humourous angle to it or it's smart or something...bein randomly mean is just stupid...as u are stupid
lol american, I'm german thats why I'm mean.
silly piece of shit, I bet this is your sister you have sex with.
yes, im a cute piece of shit but i dont fap to fuglys (sometimes harlequins yeah ok)
I like how Hank thinks of his cat as a cute Japanese girl, kind of like the way he thinks his penis is "at least 6 inches long" or his Oedipus complex as "a son's love for his mother."
lol your so poor, posts like mine are standard on this page, only because mine are against you sister you call your "good friend of yours".
16 years i guess.
o i get it u mean the hole deja does the pics yak does the videos thing. look u canadian i was just joking anyway.what the fuck??neither of u are my fuckin friends . but i do like some other peoiple on here. fuckin christ
holy fuckin fuck am i that offensive to u two that u gotta call me names n shit practically randomly?? cant u take a fuckin joke u should be able to ...considering
i tried to reply earlier but the site wasnt workin fer me...thought i was banned..hehe...deja view is right i did say call me stupid and promptly forgot...whoops...worked all night still havent slept. however she still seemed overly cranky to this friendly,nice dik
anyfuckinway i was jokin and u guys take it so seriously...like what gives with that?yak and deja now have been pissed off at me....man ,honestly in normal life hardly anyone ever gets mad at me ever...I'm positive it's their fault
Well this thread is alive and kicking, which can only mean one thing. Everyone wants to get some Soah lovin! I think you're beautiful, and I think you know it :)
Not sure if my avatar has fake titties or not, the pic just went well with my occupation. I've been thinking of changing it because that girl looks like she's from an Alabama trailer park.
I work in a pharmacy part time pushing Viagra over the counter to some lucky old guy who's hoping to get laid at some time that night.
I'm also a bartender every other weekend.
and it probably has to do with the fact that soah isnt fighting it as hard as that other fatty did. What was her name? Milk and snatch or something like that? Anyway, once you show someone that their words cant hurt you they sort of lose their effect.
K-Billy, you're thinking of sublimminalvommit and her titty-licking husband. Just think how proud their kids will be when they see what their parents got up to on this site, after she got flamed to bits for posting stupid photos.
Most people post the pics of themselves when they are new, that's why they get ripped to shit. But Soah has become accepted in our tight-knit community of perverts and the unemployable.
I think the original phrase was Zachary Syndrome. I can't remember the exact joke, but it was about somebody who couldn't get laid and they went to a Chinese doctor who said you have zachary syndrome - face look zachary like ass. You just have to imagine the accent.
Comments to exactly disease.
I'm sure you've already heard enough for that misplaced earing on your face right above your (unfortunate cum)-receptacle.
you forgot that she's fat.
eeewww.... I saw that was coming
I thought it was an ugly ass mole before you said something about a piercing.
MMMMM! That milky smooth looking skin on ur face, I'd love to make out with you! Then lean back and watch you take down my C@*#! Then shoot on ur face!...
You would have to shoot somewhere other than her mouth, she don't swallow.
shes got face of a swallower, I'm almost postitive she does.. good job soah
she'd better swallow, because she certainly seems to be swallowing everything else
^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a lovely portrait. Soah, you are a vision of beauty.
ye somthing like that
If you redefine like.
where the hell have u been hank...i was worried sick..
I know he wasnt somewhere getting laid after that comment
My internet service was cut off. Damn Yahoo Japan. On the positive side, I took the time to catch up on my correspondence.
So Hanks having problems paying his internet bills...
Just a small oversight.
Want us to start a collection?
Pople donated millions to Katrina victims so if we tell people Hank Chinaski is a religion which supports the mentally ill, it should be a piece of piss.
I imagine you have wide hips and a round bum. This makes me happy.
Makes me sick.
Archman, all this negativity is lowering your rating on the Chinask-o-meter of Muchosuckitivity.
How did you get your own meter? This is bullshit.
That IS bullshit, Deja took mine away.
She said I was abusing it, I'm very disappointed...
I just threw up a little.
You should brush your teeth, that's what they say.
i thought you shouldnt, because the acid in vomit breaks down the enamel on your teeth. you should rinse with water.
I don't get it.
Neither does her husband unless he does the dishes first, and takes a shower.
lol hank.
Pew-Pew
Well said.
I'll buy tampons for her, and she makes me a sandwich.
If that ain't a sweet deal I'll kiss your ass!
Fat chicks are evil.
Cute girl. But since this is MS I am assuming you have a penis, balls and a tail.
don't forget the Hellboy-like sawed-off horns, too.
I didn't know where you were gonna go with that one, then "Pow! Right in the kisser!"
Almost a Goddess...
of chicken.
^^^????
Chicken??
Ya know, she's hefty.
I don't care.
I would schtoop her 13 ways from Sunday...
And what does that have to do with chicken?
Ya know, she's hefty and there's chicken.
No I don't know, explain it to me. :)
Well, ya know, on one hand you got chicken and on the other she's hefty.
Still a little hazy...
It'd be like one moment a guy you saw had some chicken and then the next you noticed he was hefty, but it happened so fast it all seemed like one event.
Almost there....(continue)
she's not black so the whole chicken thing doesn't really work with her
atually i like steak haha. it's keeping me from being vegetarian. :(
oh and before anyone else thinks they're clever. "DID YOU SAY STEAK?!"
Tube steak?
DID YOU SAY STE... oh
so soah
you like eating meat then i take it?
props
lmao @ Archman ...you my friend are a bloody fool
its not even the funny belushi.
its spelt "beluga"
It's spelt, "Spelled"
i spelt some hot coco all over myself.
Get some KABOOM and KABOOM the stain is gone KABOOM.
Kaboom is awesome. I use that shit all over my bathroom.
Are you guys drunk or do your standards just plummet at the first hint of accessibility?
yes
take your pick
lmao @ fabreeze
lol
a little from collum A, and a little from collum B
no they're all just used to having SEX with women rather than just looking at them on the internet.,
Actually, I am slightly drunk right now
Me, too.
same
hey!! Wait up, guys!!!!
Wait...I'm sober again. Why does this keep happening?
If that's really you, Soah, well, I thought you were a guy, but, ok...
thats what i said to deja when she showed me this picture submited.. i was like uh no hes a guy i think
GUESS I WAS WRONG
So nice to your guests.
I'm a girl everyone.
May there be more yaks in the world.
Everything would be late, nothing would work right and Deja would be beating guys off her with a stick.
Make sure to read that with the non-naughty context. lol.
Well, I meant I thought Soah was a guy from all the stuff ... well, she talked about, but when I saw the pic, I figured ok, "assuming" this is Soah, then I didn't know Soah was a girl. I sometimes think I'm a girl, but my penis tells me differently...
....And how often do you and your penis converse?
well the moment it gets a name it gets a voice
Me and my penis converse through a series of handshakes.
One fap for no, two faps for yes.
I thought you sent your penis to jail where it gets raped by other penises.
Do they just like touch tips or expand their holes and the other enters?
mine is named Zeus
it used to be Sparta though
good times
Stop pressing return motherfucker!
what
the fuck
are you talking about
i talk in chunks
so i type that way
So does everyone else & we have ways to express that in the written form, we call them commas & full stops!
i rebutted a ways down the page
Also do you think you are doing anyone a favor by telling them they are something that they're not?
Do you think you are doing anyone a favor by not replying?
It'd be a real favor if he didn't comment at all.
But why when I now can relish in the additional joy of not doing you a favor?
But to do the would be fat chick lotharios a favor, do you really think the way to get a woman is to tell her she's hot?
No, I find it better to sleep with their mother & best friend first.
Then they're putty in your hands, asshole.
Yeah, but putty smells like shit. I don't think i can lift her in my hands either.
Ha ha ha, I pissed off a woman.
Do you honestly think anyone is harboring the illusion that Soah is going to bone them down, you fatuous shit-head? And there's no way to tell if she's fat from this photo. Big boned and a bit chubby for sure, but that happens to turn my crank. I have serious doubts you've ever handled a woman, so go back to looking at rib protruding, skinny-ass Met-Art euro sluts you are never going to get your hands on.
Ball_Malone: "She's not fat, she's big boned!" -OR- "My tastes are more 16th century European, when they liked fat women."
Wait, who is the shit head?
That you like skinny women is no skin off my ass. But it's interesting that you, along with so many internet wanking, vergin arseholes, are clearly threatened by people prefering women who don't fit into your narrow, cookie-cutter notion of beauty.
And she could be fat and big boned, the two conditions do overlap. I don't like fat chicks, I like chubby women with a slightly bigger frame. And I have one. I highly doubt, you can say you're bedding down with a chick that fits into your ideal.
jqh88 is the shithead. Too much interposting going on.
Who is you?
"...And I have one." There goes your unbiased credibility, dumbass.
No. It means I chose a woman who matches with my preexisting preferences. I've been with skinny, waify women too. I prefer the other kind, hence that is what I have.
Would it be more credible to say: "I like this one thing, but I'm with something else?"
Let's put this argument on pause until Soah posts a pic with full frontal nudity.
Well, that was the original request,(desire) was it not?
Not sure that will happen, TiredGuy, so I'm gonna rant for a bit now.
I have observed this phenomenon over and over, starting in high school: Dudes who pick apart every girl/woman they come across. "She's too fat." And if by some miracle they come across one that isn't "fat," then there's something else wrong with her. Her nose is crooked. Her legs are too skinny. Too many tattoos.
And what what is actually going on is not a case of high standards, but one of a smokescreen for how lame the guy is. He CAN'T GET a woman, ANY woman, so he has to hide behind imposibly high standards so everyone wont know what a pathetic, virgin loser he is. These are the same guys who will say shit like, "Jessica Alba is WAY hotter than Scarlet Johannsen because..." rather than just accepting that you'd give your right nut for the chance to bone either of them.
And the REALLY funny thing about these guys is: In their mid to late twenties, almost all of them wind up a pussy-whipped slave to a morbidly obese, obnoxious, ugly, often unemployed, catastrophe of a woman who only fucks them three times a year.
jqh88 stated: "do you really think the way to get a woman is to tell her she's hot?" And this is just funny. Because, youngster, if you knew the first thing about wooing a woman you would know that lots of compliments, as genuine as possible, are very important.
These are all just my observations, is all. Sorry to go on.
Frankly, Balls_Malone, I'm even amazed you have a fat chick.
Sometimes I think all of you are merely figments of my heartburn.
fuck that.. I notice fat girls smell and Not cause I banged them.. cause the pass by me at work, and they smell.. terrible
But how can figments of your heartburn be smarter than you...jeeze , why am I being mean-spirited today.
i like swimmers cuz they have muscular butts even though i could never even get anyone on my own swim team
I DO NOT SMELL!! Malone that was really impressive...and that get's girls(any type).
can't we all just get along?
good god! I thought balls was a guy,
You know, Balls neer said he had a fat chick, or even liked fat chicks. He just said there was nothing wrong with a little bit chubby lady. Personally, I like ones that have a little meat on them. I hate getting the feeling that I'm going to break them when I hug them. However, rolls aren't sexy.
My girl is skinny as a rail, but i still love her.
yeah it's not about the weight it's about the girl. that was so gay.
Are you talking to me?
so balls, are you telling us this from experience? Or do you actually have a "skinny" girl friend? Cause what you said leads me to believe you are hitting a fatty.
He said he has a chubby chick with a slightly bigger frame. Why do people not seem to grasp this?
Smerf, you dumbass, I was going to say "read his long ass posts". But then you'd be a dumbass either way. Through long years of trying to avoid work, I have cultivated my ability to skim long meaningless texts and conversations to only harvest the salient points with which I can insult the writer/speaker.
If you only had some salient points...
Did you just run out of words and trailed off like this ...
I said shitloads in my posts jqh88, how about you?
Jackoff88, go fuck yourself, you haven't said shit worth reading.
Yeah, no shit.
actually after looking at her for a while... shes got a cute face. not that badon the eyes but unless she cas a big head ill assume shes over 200 or at 200 which is a bit out of my range... purely physical.. cause ive gone out with girls who are about that big cause they had a cute face and were great people. but my range (and current lady friend) is about 180-140 so yeah i think she has a cute face lets see the rest of her...
Lots of angry words to go through, but agreed, you havent made any good points jqh88, sure there are some of these uber hot women who many would would give a toe or two over, but those always find guys who are not any of us. So shutup and enjoy your hos, crackheads, meth freaks, leather and whip queens, trannies, or any girl with a slight imperfecton that would make her undisireable to what society deems to be "beautiful" or "hot"
Lots of angry words to go through, but agreed, you havent made any good points jqh88, sure there are some of these uber hot women who many would would give a toe or two over, but those always find guys who are not any of us. So shutup and enjoy your hos, crackheads, meth freaks, leather and whip queens, trannies, or any girl with a slight imperfecton that would make her undisireable to what society deems to be "beautiful" or "hot"
Oh I'm sorry, am I being graded on my expository writing and analytical skill? I was only just calling some of you out to be the dumbasses you are clearly demonstrating yourselves to be.
we're not dumbasses
just realistic
and we dont want to break girls...
just their hymens
No, you're being graded on the fact that you're a completely worthless pile of crap. And not even good crap. Diarrhea-type crap, that's you.
No, I'm being graded by diarrhea-type BA holding jobless pieces of crap, like you.
BS, actually.
Your full of what?
BSc?
BSE?
I met her on Monday
Twas my lucky bunday
You know what I mean
hank i ment what i said was gay/cheesy but it's true.
hank i ment what i said was gay/cheesy but it's true.
... i dont get it.
do people actually want to be ripped apart? or do they think at some point through the grace of god, or dog, depending on your tastes, that people will actually compliment them on their looks.
Post your picture and we shall see.
You look great tonight Morph, I just love those big red eyes.
No, they want to believe that they have friends, when they have no friends, not because they are fat, but because a childhood of being fat and being made fun of have conditioned them to be evil.
She's fairing ok so far...
Hey i know better than to post my pic on here... for one thing im black.. so they would subject me to wiggle jokes galore also i have no friends here... again no support.. and lastly i dont have nice tits. and there ya go.
Also of interest may be the fact that, notice, she expected to get ripped apart. The fact may be that she is simply doing this consciously or subconsciously to fuel her hatred for the world, because otherwise what else would her MO be for living?
Morph, if you you post a pic, I'll back you. Cuz ya a down bro'.
Yeah why don't we all form a support group for fat women and minorities, hold hands and sing koom...bai...yaaaaaa.
But I can't sing. Do they have a support group for that?
I'll be your friend, Morph. And I think you have lovely wiggly black tits.
Ohh, Morph, do you drive a car with big rims?
morph can I call you brown bear?
It's either "Super Chocolate Bear" or "Black Whale"
Show us your tits, Morph.
i can feel the love....
ill defend you till they threaten to lynch me too.
Still waiting for girlslaughingatyou's tits.
Since Soah is a girl and we thaught she was a guy. girlslaughingatyou must be a guy. It makes perfect sense.
Man, I've been waiting for that for weeks and she does not comply.
You a math teacher?
Weeks? Try months.
fuck that. I want to see Starsky's tits.
Me too.
Bah just send pictures of tits in and then we'll decide who's we want to see.
will it ever end?
It ends with tits.
i concur
yup. Mucho women, start your submitin'
Show us your tits, and we'll quit asking for them.
Probably
Ha, what a bunch of kids!
...WE WANT BOOOOOOBS!
...just look what happened to hare. oh, yup. nothing.
Girlslaughingatyou,ohsnap,mabel,soah and the rest of the Muchofemales,please,please show images from the chin Down..
Aww man im too late to add my sentiments. GJ posting a picture, takes balls!
I will second that. Posting pictures takes balls. Or ovaries and what not. Apply context.
I'm sure she has balls...wait, sorry, that was just mean spirited.
Wow soah..your hot baby, how about your digits..
1-800-tryadonkey
Oh, that was harsh.
By the way, I want to meet the bitch that fucked you up, Hank.
Soah. I love your pretty green eyes, I bet you have a massive muff ah baby..I would eat it all night..
i fuckin hate u
I got a digit for ya! -sticks middle finger up-
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers for Bitcho.
Soah, how about images from the chin down I bet you look fabulous in spandex baby...
Is this MYSPACE? go post your stupid pictures on the bottom of a lake. Not here.
Fuck off, twat. You have no right to complain about the posts here.
Damn right!!
Smerf, the angry nipple.
I have every right! cause your mothers a cunt.
Hey robbie post your pic ... a pic of your mothers cunt
why bother we've all seen it
Hahaha ahhh fun times reading all these posts...I'll continue on my journey
Agreed
A KRAKEN STOLZ MY COMPUTAZ!!
I love smerf's angry nipple.
I love that your all such a bunch of lonley sloths that when some fucking Chud baby posts her picture you all gather to suckle on her fat teet
Why do you love that?
real quick
can you tell us what chud means
cuz we here tend to stick with english and occasionally german and spanish
certainly not dumbass
Grammer checks and the fact you don't know what a Chud is tells me you are a bunch of lonley sloths.
My dictionary says chud is a verb meaning "To champ, To bite."
I'm assuming you meant choad, you illiterate halfwit.
How can a bunch be lonely?
RObbiee;
Occupation: Being super cool.
What's up? Is the mucho crowd not super cool enough for you?
I just come here for the insult fest with like minded people.
well there are chodes
such as yourself
and there is canibalistic humanoid
underground dwellers
but thats about it
and if you are calling us the latter
then i strongly doubt that you graduated from elementary school
other than that
i can absolutely guarantee that you are not in a place with people with minds similar to yours
on second thought
i firmly believe that you didnt graduate
^couldn't graduate.
wait me or sloth boy robbie
by the way
who the fuck calls someone a sloth anyways
Someone loves my angry nipple? Well, new hardware, it may be time for a new nipple pic!
You know, she may have a little extra, but it also looks like she just has a round face. One of my ex's was like that. Decent body, really round face.
I like them with a fucken oval head. Like someone just came down on em with a giant hammer and the doctor just did all he could.
Ohhhyeeeaaaahh,giggitty,giggitty,giggitty,giggitty,
I heard that drinking too much Ovaltine gives you an oval head.
ahh...got to stop drinking coke
lmao ><
I gotta quit drinking... Oh, who am I kidding, time for another.
Nearly 100 comments in a few hours. Congratulations, you're as popular here as Iraq, niggers, Mexicans, Bush and the US.
You have not made a mature post in days. See what it has done to this young and weak minded one. He has not even mentioned bukake, shitting, sharking, naked gymnastics, or tentacle rape.
Those usually don't get much in the way of comments.
Soah Your face is Begging for a huge mansauce facial
wtf mansauce
phelsu the more i see ur avatar the more i hate u...u make me want to puke ..then eat it ..then puke again
i bet 100 $ that the "girl" on the picture is in your family or your girlfriend.
cool ass motherfuckin sunglass boy.
u dont have 100 dollars
you're right, i have 1 dollar.
a souvenir !
have u met plantshit??
plantshit check this fuckin Phelsu guy out ...is he a fuckin dickhead or what??
this girl isnt even cute..she is ugly...dont you get a laid better then then her you should probebly kill yourself or get help.
i know guys that are so ugly so u dont even want to hang out with them but still you do and they get laid with girls that is "hot" ....dont you get the girls you want you are a loser. thats it.
I think you dropped out of school a little too early, because you make absolutely no fucking sense half the damn time.
give the guy a break, he's austrian or danish or scandinavian or something. I like to think he sounds like Arnold so I every time i read something of his it's in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. Cracks me the fuck up every time!
He's Swedish.
He's Swedish.
ok so hes swedish on both his mother and fathers side
well fuck you....yes im swedish on both side.
better be nice plantshit ...u been drinkin???
phelsu is a fuckin jerk plantshit ...focus on phelsu
K-Billy, I just read a few of shitheads posts with the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice in my head, BEAUTIFUL!
447 post lol....if i dont reach 1000 when i submit my picture i will be disapointed at you guys.
Oh yeah, and in case I didn't mention - you're disqualified from showing your tits on this website. EVER.
Except for next week, we're running a special event here. So you better submit them now.
I thought the penis even was first. Get posting boys.
you dont want none of this!
I can speak for most of the guys here that they would need an aerial shot for that so unless you got a plane, or actually to be on the safe side you would probably need to take it from space. So unless you got the Hubble Telescope.
Since when did you become site content controller, GothicBrat? If girls want to post their tits on here they are more than welcome to.
You best be talking to rimjoy.
Since you started eating out my ass, Mrs FatFucker. Correct me if I'm wrong (which I'm not) but wasn't I hosting a contest where all female members of this forum post their boobs so that the males can judge who has the best pair? Thus winning over the forum? Of course, as everybody knows, I have the best pair so it's pretty much a rigged contest to get attention.
Okay since I am new I gather rimjoy is the person I should be sucking up to? Alright, hows this for fair, this ugly attention seeking fat broad can post her manatee breasts all over this forum to her flamers content, but it has to be heavily warned in h4 red text so I make sure I don't click the link.
Quid quo pro?
Hey - El Wanko, do I submit my boob pictures to you?
No, no, submit video to Yak and pictures to VejaVu.
*DejaVu.
Yeah, just send them to me. I'll put them in my "to do" pile.
Mrs FatFucker eh? Well that's a new one. It was you wasn't it that said "Oh yeah, and in case I didn't mention - you're disqualified from showing your tits on this website. EVER."? Thus attempting to negate any competition, which makes you #1 attention whore of the entire site.
*shudder*
I'm ascarred!!!
brilliant wanko
and the sucking up thing
its just a habit for me
i have 2 modes
brown nosing and punning
works for school
works for life
Good luck at work, asshole!
thanks!
right when my spirits are down and i am ready to give up on the kindness of mankind
you brightened my day with your cup of beer and cheery attitude
thanks
Ok then, GothicBra. You have no right, whatsoever, so complain about any content that is, or could be, submitted to this site. You haven't submitted anything, so fuck off.
^2nded & rambo0, will you please stop pressing return after every 3/4 words for fuck sake!!!
well i dont like to use commas cuz it looks fucking retarded. sometimes i use periods. but then urethras on mucho say i have bad grammar. so i hit enter to seperate phrases and clauses and to add the proper emphasis.
and i flat out can't just write on and on and on and on without some break of some sort because it just seems more long winded and unneeded
so writing as i speak
is just more natural
and yeah
and in case you cant tell i like the sound of my voice very much
and just for you i didnt hit enter between "in case you cant tell" and "i like the sound..."
Ok I understand now but plleeeease stop it. Fuck whoever complains about grammar, its a non issue whith most members who are worth giving a fuck about. As im sure you will notice I dont always use commas in the right place cos i just dont have a clue generally. (I usually point out that im dyslexic, that may not be a valid reason but i dont care i throw it in when i can)
oh & excuse me for calling you a motherfucker in various places that was rude of me.
it is ok oranje and i extend to you my sincerest apologies for the annoyance and i will work on reducing the returns
Cooperation and compromise on muchosucko...live & learn people!
Cooperation and compromise on muchosucko? I'm frightened.
wow, I almost shed a tear. Cooperation? Compromise?
Perhaps we are growing emotionally as a society.
Viva la revolution my friends..
GothicBra, I think you had better submit those tit pics, so the guys can all start sucking up.
i think she's pretty good lookin.
the funny thing is that you are serious.
no wait thats just sad.
you're a 14 -16 year old virgin
no but your dreaming of being a virgin after what your father did to you.
*I'm
hawtienessss!
Ok, SMC. Your turn!
you fuck you.
FelchU, why don't you stop being such an asshole, you asshole?
Im sorry hank, do you forgive me ?
...pls ?
Maybe, if you lick my balls.
... Anyway. I already did my camwhore work, long time ago. I paid my dues, brotha.
That 'Mucho' should be a tattoo.
I bet the Sucko hand has a Cream bun in it
Hawt! I'd hit ya. Pretty hard all night long too. Meowww
that almost sounds like a threat. A kind threat yes, but a threat none the less... "I'd hit ya. Pretty hard all night...."
Jealous?
a little.
No one wants to tie me up and beat me anymore, they're afraid of lawsuits.
150 posts for that ugly piece of shit I can't believe it.
only because she has tits I mean you dont even know if she has, you dont even know if it's a she.
i find this comment funny because this person has a "cute piece of shit" as an avatar.
phelsu...why would u go out of your way to try to make someone feel bad. u fuckin gutless sonofabitch? it's one thing if it's got a humourous angle to it or it's smart or something...bein randomly mean is just stupid...as u are stupid
i bet youre an american arent u u fuckin sissy..
probly a redneck
Hey, my mom's an American redneck!
i meant those other american rednecks
lol american, I'm german thats why I'm mean.
silly piece of shit, I bet this is your sister you have sex with.
yes, im a cute piece of shit but i dont fap to fuglys (sometimes harlequins yeah ok)
fake btw.
wow you really are a fuck up arent u?keep talkin dummy yer stupidity makes me feel good..
yer either an american or an idiot...wait, or an american idiot
i'm not even gonna bother insultin u .u juggalo you're doin all the work
i bet you're the type of guy that talks about robbin a store with yer buddies , but u just end up pissing in someones elevator
you end up with your fat ugly sister tonight.
btw we had to crack the elevator first, who is the cool guy now ??
This is an epic battle between those who like fat chicks and are gay, and those who've had sex in the last two days.
jhq or whatever ..you're an idiot too. sorry dumdik but ur just an idiot.
plethora of fuckin dummies today fer fuckin fucks sake
I've had sex within the last two hours, and I still think your an ass.
Your cat doesn't count, Hank.
It was with a cute Japanese girl and it was really good sex, so go jerk off to some internet porn, kid.
I like how Hank thinks of his cat as a cute Japanese girl, kind of like the way he thinks his penis is "at least 6 inches long" or his Oedipus complex as "a son's love for his mother."
Think what you like, junior.
I've had sex within the last two hours...
you didnt call, you didnt write ,not even a bunch of flowers.....bastard
Wait, going out of your way to make someone feel bad. That sounds exactly like MS.
Yeah, but only if we dont like them
i just think its funny how jqh stole my word of the day from like a month and a half ago
FIT !! i think.....
"fries-please" mmmmmm
First!
not.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
fuck you
Shut it.
fap it,
wow what afuckin idiot! i'm acxtually kind of impressed
amazing ...he's managed to actually out-stupid stupid people....
ban it
too bad yaks sleepin asshole
yak is a good friend of mine and he'll ban your german ass if i ask him to ....right yak?
I'm impressed of the truth your nick name reveals if you reverse it.
lol your so poor, posts like mine are standard on this page, only because mine are against you sister you call your "good friend of yours".
16 years i guess.
my posts are ART !!!
You rip a verse out of Daftpunk? Hardly artistic.
but daftpunk makes people happy with their verses, if I write them I can make people angry.
jesus christ a bonafide challenged..hehe i love it
"my posts are ART !!!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!
If you reverse the name Phelsu you get 'simple cunt'.
yak's a good friend of yours, eh dik? lmao you're sucking up to the wrong half of mucho in the images section
dik is sucking? Deja, that was an awesome freudian slip :D
shitshitshitshit...that was NOT aimed at you Deja...
there was no slip in what i said, freudian or otherwise
yak said he was my friend..why what did he say to u deja?
hey what do u mean suckin up to the wrong half of mucho? i dont get it...call me stupid
okay stupid, he generally disregards pictures and what's said in them. i'm the one that pays attention to what's happening in the images section
o i get it u mean the hole deja does the pics yak does the videos thing. look u canadian i was just joking anyway.what the fuck??neither of u are my fuckin friends . but i do like some other peoiple on here. fuckin christ
holy fuckin fuck am i that offensive to u two that u gotta call me names n shit practically randomly?? cant u take a fuckin joke u should be able to ...considering
canadians
randomly? you said "call me stupid" so i did. that's not random at all
this is the lamest fight. ever.
wait wait wait wait
dik
do you like me????????
^^^ no, he doesn't.
awwwwwwwwww
poop
DejaVu: 1. Dik: 0.
dik, stop it!
Ill inform you now that Daja has no sense of humour, atleast not what youd expect from a bird who runs mucho...
i tried to reply earlier but the site wasnt workin fer me...thought i was banned..hehe...deja view is right i did say call me stupid and promptly forgot...whoops...worked all night still havent slept. however she still seemed overly cranky to this friendly,nice dik
anyfuckinway i was jokin and u guys take it so seriously...like what gives with that?yak and deja now have been pissed off at me....man ,honestly in normal life hardly anyone ever gets mad at me ever...I'm positive it's their fault
that's funny that you thought you were banned...
you wouldn't dare ban me
just kiddin buddy
whee are u nerds in canadia anyway ..i'm in kingston...home of the hip
Hey Dik, what's it like to stick your finger in the outlet the second time?
i'm like invincibe
shit man i can't be the worst person on this "site"...bichofelix is thgrand poobah of offensiveness he doesn't ever have to stay after skool like me
aww, did dik get put in the time out box?
When did I stop being the most hated person on this site? I miss the attention. Quick, someone insult me!
When you stoppen complaining about everything and started being funny
stopped* How the fuck did that happen d's nowhere near n?
look how sad dik is
personally, I thought Hank was funny at first and then took a nose dive... also, I just noticed...oranje, you are back! lol
Am I the only one who wants to see Plantshit's take on this?
I would like to see a Phelsu v.s. Plantshit battle.
no please have mercy!
wait...here I'll give you 12 dead cat baby corpses "!!
hehe I said dead, cat, baby and corpses in one sentence, he has to like me !!
ASSSSFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
i wish i was dead...wait i mean u
your mom is a jerk fer havin u
Phelsu, plantshit is an idiot, hes become popular due to his stupidity but that is not a reason for you to start imitating him!
i dont know his posts so i cant imitate him.
damn that means im stupid.
You're a cutie,Soah:)
when do we get to see you?
yeah, really gamez. We know you are a girl... you can't hide.
today or tomorrow i will post a picture of me and one where you can see what I do to dik kid.
Well this thread is alive and kicking, which can only mean one thing. Everyone wants to get some Soah lovin! I think you're beautiful, and I think you know it :)
I agree here she is beautiful...I want some Soah lovin right now!!
Can I watch?...Please.
Hee hee, bouncy bouncy
Actually, I would, in fact, NOT hit that. She kinda looks like my mother.
No need to insult her like. No living thing looks like your mother. But we know you would still hit it.
hahahahaha
if i posted a pic of me and only got like 15 comments i'd be devestaded now
is that (your avatar) Hunter Thompson?
it is
is that(your avatar) fake boobs?
sorry dude couldnt resist
nice that the good dr. is recognized though
Not sure if my avatar has fake titties or not, the pic just went well with my occupation. I've been thinking of changing it because that girl looks like she's from an Alabama trailer park.
ok now i'm really attracted to u
whats yer occupation?
jesus, that's her occupation.
no idea what thats supposed to mean
dik:you suck dick
plantshit?? who the fuck are u talkin too?
Dik, you just called girlslaughing a dude.
dik, i think she takes her clothes off for money...atleast thats what im lead to belive after her saying a pic of a bird flashing is her occupation.
Id chip in a £5
i know smurf...it was ironical
takes clothes off for money?
Do you support the finer arts?
I'm not a damn stripper.
What then sweet cheeks?
Probably an art model, or something. And dik, I'm not a smurf. I'm the Smerf. Didn't we just go over this a few weeks ago?
not with me but i saw it...i was bein ironical
anyway please tell me that's not sctually yer real nipple
I work in a pharmacy part time pushing Viagra over the counter to some lucky old guy who's hoping to get laid at some time that night.
I'm also a bartender every other weekend.
and in my spare time I paint and build furniture (finer arts, forgot to mention that)
ok, so, what does that have to do with your avatar? You must be working on some very tenuous links there babydoll.
Occupation: Titty jiggler
Avatar: girl jiggling her titties.
I was thinking that was a vague connection.
Who the hell would think of going to your homepage. Youre an enigma, clearer instrctions for us men next time lemon pie
Girls, be patient with Oranje. He's kind of slow.
I dont get it! Pictures of users have been posted before that have been no different to this one but they got ripped to shit. I really dont get it.
people are lazy today
and it probably has to do with the fact that soah isnt fighting it as hard as that other fatty did. What was her name? Milk and snatch or something like that? Anyway, once you show someone that their words cant hurt you they sort of lose their effect.
Pretty smart, K. I'd written you off as a dipshit. Sorry.
K-Billy, you're thinking of sublimminalvommit and her titty-licking husband. Just think how proud their kids will be when they see what their parents got up to on this site, after she got flamed to bits for posting stupid photos.
Most people post the pics of themselves when they are new, that's why they get ripped to shit. But Soah has become accepted in our tight-knit community of perverts and the unemployable.
just so
K-Billy isnt an idiot hes generally just wrong about everything. The people in North Korea have been brainwashed less than him. ;p
I'd hit it 3 times
Hit yourself 3000 times instead.
I can't believe I read this whole thing... that being said- I think she could be cute. I'd hit it.
By the way, what is the "exactly disease?"
her face looks exactly like her anus
I hit her anus too.
Is this the record of how many comments have been made for 1 fuckin' post?
No, there was some Arab shit a while back that I thought beat this.
FAKE!!.....i'd like to see someone try n make this chick a model on PS
That's easy:
www.teksty-piosenek.com.pl/vida-guerra/fotos/-VidaGuerra5.jpg
You see, what I did was I cropped out her face and body, and replaced it with this.
over 300 comments, that's just plain silly, and what the hell are you looking at so contently?
MMMMMMMMMMMOLE
that's old dude, really old, and moderately irritating
After all that, you're okay Soah honey. Just ignore all the wanker posts, because they're all stupid.
greasy
greasy
Can I get a double greasy with fries up here!
You can get a slap in your face, shorty.
Soah, I dont get the title?
I think the original phrase was Zachary Syndrome. I can't remember the exact joke, but it was about somebody who couldn't get laid and they went to a Chinese doctor who said you have zachary syndrome - face look zachary like ass. You just have to imagine the accent.
hmmm cheers
first
damn...second
damn.....second
looks like i was third as well
u are a clever..u sly sonofabitch...theres so many comments on this it takes my comp a few seconds to load it
438th
gorgeous
HER EYES ARE LOOKING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS .
I had to fap 4 times to it to detect it.
I noticed it right away. a bit of a lazy eye. I think I'd still let her suck on my tip.
soah, I feel the same way. What STD's did you get so far?
I like fat bitches.