Got the worst fucking phantom pain in my cock now..oh dear GOD WHO THE HELL AGREES TO DO THESE THINGS ?! or well..just ask hank he'll do it, the shithead.
yes it's a tattoo but he was really drunk when he got it, then spent the weekend in a sleazy hotel with starrsky. when he woke up and went for his morning piss he looked down and thought that he had gangrene of the cock (because lets face it starrsky doesn't shower that often and it does get a little rank down there) so right after he cut his cock off he cut out his own tongue because he had been foolish enough to eat her out, then when starrsky woke up and showed him the pictures of the night before he said "oooowwwwaaaahhhhhrrrrrrrg" and cut his throat STARRSKY I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILT AND SHAME!!!!
no offense intended starr it could have been any one of the girls on here that i picked out of the hat. come to think of it picking it out of the hat should have meant hare trinity but she moved out in the country or some shit and i live too far away to see her smoke signals
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Sorry I was gone. Well, things seem to be normal.
Not really, Vic is pregnant, 1rish is sober, Hank no longer a pedophile, and Wanko made lots of black friends
Good, then Hank can baby sit for Vic and Wanko and his black friends can cheer 1rish up.
lol
And delilah ate TiredGuy.
so arch, the little girl was too scared to tesify against you?
You don't even want to know what happened to Balls_Malone.
I'll never change and you can't make me!
i thought i felt a disturbance in the force.
What did happen to that loser?
No Delilah, it turns out she actually is a big slut.
why, just why???????
I guess once you're done drawing on it the only thing left to do chop the fucker off.
I thought that tattoos were properly removed with lasers, not hose-clamps and a hacksaw.
DIY
He should get a rocket engine in it.
A space rocket engine.
I ain't no space rocket scientist, but I'm sure you could put a bottle-rocket in the space left there.
Got the worst fucking phantom pain in my cock now..oh dear GOD WHO THE HELL AGREES TO DO THESE THINGS ?! or well..just ask hank he'll do it, the shithead.
Your name sucks!
YOU SUCK
No, I don't. You do.
he got sick of that tat he had on it
No, he's just like 1/10th swamp thing.
the penis extender idea, was better in theory.
Proper use of a coma is not just a theory. You can help make it happen!
look smerf, i'm not in school right now, and i have been drinking, so commas are the last thing on my mind right now. thanks, anyway.
and i think you meant comma, genius.
smerf owned again...maybe time to stop correcting people's grammer and spelling there nipples? hmm??
delilah ever consider running away to canada? and hooking up?
deja almost dumped yak for me you know
canada is way too cold, ever visit texas?
Canada is warm in summer. No I've never been to texas
I was born in Texas, but at age 2 had enough sense to move North.
I hate Texas. It's full of all those mormons.
smerf uses a coma to pick up hot nurses so his comment is correct
that explains everything hank. I knew you weren't a true minnesotan
I'm as Minnesotan as wild rice and maple syrup.
Utah has more mormans
i wish i could say fake but...it's likely real
Well with no blood supply I give his dick 90 minutes or so before it's a very interesting, if slightly repulsive, paperweight.
Its Fake clearly. the hand is all blurred but the previose excuse for a dick is not.
The sad part is, that probably is an extension compared to what he had before.
the winner if the BME pain olympics?? He was so sad to not have his penis anymore wasn't he
to win you have to give them everything you got.
or money.
my penis can't be cut with conventional knives
Mines laced with Kevlar, good luck cuttin'!
I use mine as an ice pick.
I wish I had more occasions to use mine.
This raises too many questions to even bother asking..
Why do you say that?
who would do such a thing?,this guy.
why would someone cut their cock of?,because they wanted to cut their cock off.
Simple really
a picture can say a thousand words? After seing this i cant agree more.
too hungover...only thoughts are...I wonder what the tattoo looked like before hand...or is that even a tattoo?
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yes it's a tattoo but he was really drunk when he got it, then spent the weekend in a sleazy hotel with starrsky. when he woke up and went for his morning piss he looked down and thought that he had gangrene of the cock (because lets face it starrsky doesn't shower that often and it does get a little rank down there) so right after he cut his cock off he cut out his own tongue because he had been foolish enough to eat her out, then when starrsky woke up and showed him the pictures of the night before he said "oooowwwwaaaahhhhhrrrrrrrg" and cut his throat STARRSKY I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILT AND SHAME!!!!
no offense intended starr it could have been any one of the girls on here that i picked out of the hat. come to think of it picking it out of the hat should have meant hare trinity but she moved out in the country or some shit and i live too far away to see her smoke signals
C'mon, say it with me- DETACHABLE PENIS!!! iTunes "King Missle" if you don't get that.
Sadly, I remember that.
Ah, fuck it, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Just dated myself, methinks.
o ROFL my submission DID make it in ^_^
FUCKING NIGGERS STOLE MY BIKE