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"Hello, ladies"
What is "things you will never say in real life" next I'll take potpourri for $200 Alex.
*sound effects* Congratulations, you've found a daily double.
*Alex Trebec's Voice* Ass Noodles.
You've just won a free iPhone!
what is "a thing drumrave never gets and a thing he never gets enough of"
I'll take potpourri for $400
Are you sure you don't want to take the cock for $100?
no, i think ill take "greasy fat fucks" for $1000
CumSlave takes the cock for only 10$! He's undercutting all of you faggots! Hahaha.
9 of those bucks belong to me
Silver pupils?
He sort of looks like a pirate.
yaarrrr sorta...
Actually, today is officially Talk Like A Pirate Day.
yarr? for real? then i'll hafta be a givin ya a Dirty Pirate for sure, for soon, me mate!
i don't feel like talking like a pirate but i am wearing an eyepatch
Les Stroud is a pirate of mens pants...true story!
AVAST!
It's Keith Richards from "Pirates of the Caribbean."
Uh, technically, yesterday was talk like a pirate day
Still... Yar!
Land Ho!
"Dirty Pirate" = cum in their eye, then kick em in the shin
How fucking weird!! I had the urge to do pirate-talk yesterday in a thread, before any knowledge of this. By the way...look into the left eye...you can clearly see Michael Meyers - complete with Capt Kirk mask - Freudian?
I found a treasure map to One-Eye Willy's rich stuff. Who wants to buy it off me?
So who's One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff do you want?
"Arrr"
Id buy that for a dollar
was he covered in molasses and set on fire? What's up with his eyes?
yea, so I fucked up the Lasik procedure. Sue me.
LOL actually, deposits of gold look nice on eyeballs!
This is the next step for Michael Jackson.
okay, i laughed..one for urks
I thought it was a pretty dumb joke.
sarcasm is lost on thee and thine
Michael Jackson took it too far.
Fail.
and a half
Whatever happened, he certainly looks happy about it.
"I'm going to wake up looking like Nicholas Cage!"
Axl Rose after working on Chinese Democracy for 47 years.
the black plastic bag really match his face. He need to brush his teeth girls like good mouth hygiene , keep up the smile. Cheers!
How do you know it's not a girl?
She could be your friend with benefits.
when out of snacks you can take some dry salted flesh from her face.
Meh, I'm calling fake on this one.
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"Hello, ladies"
What is "things you will never say in real life" next I'll take potpourri for $200 Alex.
*sound effects* Congratulations, you've found a daily double.
*Alex Trebec's Voice* Ass Noodles.
You've just won a free iPhone!
what is "a thing drumrave never gets and a thing he never gets enough of"
I'll take potpourri for $400
Are you sure you don't want to take the cock for $100?
no, i think ill take "greasy fat fucks" for $1000
CumSlave takes the cock for only 10$! He's undercutting all of you faggots! Hahaha.
9 of those bucks belong to me
Silver pupils?
He sort of looks like a pirate.
yaarrrr sorta...
Actually, today is officially Talk Like A Pirate Day.
yarr? for real?
then i'll hafta be a givin ya a Dirty Pirate for sure, for soon, me mate!
i don't feel like talking like a pirate but i am wearing an eyepatch
Les Stroud is a pirate of mens pants...true story!
AVAST!
It's Keith Richards from "Pirates of the Caribbean."
Uh, technically, yesterday was talk like a pirate day
Still... Yar!
Land Ho!
"Dirty Pirate" = cum in their eye, then kick em in the shin
How fucking weird!! I had the urge to do pirate-talk yesterday in a thread, before any knowledge of this. By the way...look into the left eye...you can clearly see Michael Meyers - complete with Capt Kirk mask - Freudian?
I found a treasure map to One-Eye Willy's rich stuff. Who wants to buy it off me?
So who's One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff do you want?
"Arrr"
Id buy that for a dollar
was he covered in molasses and set on fire? What's up with his eyes?
yea, so I fucked up the Lasik procedure. Sue me.
LOL actually, deposits of gold look nice on eyeballs!
This is the next step for Michael Jackson.
okay, i laughed..one for urks
I thought it was a pretty dumb joke.
sarcasm is lost on thee and thine
Michael Jackson took it too far.
Fail.
and a half
Whatever happened, he certainly looks happy about it.
"I'm going to wake up looking like Nicholas Cage!"
Axl Rose after working on Chinese Democracy for 47 years.
the black plastic bag really match his face. He need to brush his teeth girls like good mouth hygiene , keep up the smile. Cheers!
How do you know it's not a girl?
She could be your friend with benefits.
when out of snacks you can take some dry salted flesh from her face.
Meh, I'm calling fake on this one.