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Failed Suicide

Life must really suck if you can't even blow your brains out.

Failed Suicide

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Comments to Failed Suicide

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-08-25T05:18:44Z says:

    *sigh*...whit...I mean Asian people...

    • metalhead666
      metalhead666 2007-08-25T16:33:03Z says:

      nigger

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-25T17:06:00Z says:

      *sigh* assholes who listen to metal...

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2007-08-25T17:58:50Z says:

      ... have fine taste in music, but are sadly assholes.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-08-25T17:59:35Z says:

      :(

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-25T22:32:37Z says:

      I know. I would have just said "*sigh* Assholes..." but that wouldn't have been pointed enough.

    • gta2800
      gta2800 2007-08-26T00:53:22Z says:

      Nigger? where?..lol

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-26T03:45:40Z says:

      gta is black

  • CrazedShep
    CrazedShep 2007-08-25T05:39:50Z says:

    They dont make guns like they used to

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-08-25T05:54:26Z says:

      No kidding. I used to blow my head off everyday before school with a .357 Magnum that was made in 1976. AND IT WORKED EVERYTIME DAMNIT!!!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-25T07:54:14Z says:

      Tells kids that nowadays and the wont believe you.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-25T09:31:05Z says:

      hahahaa

    • smilelikeadonut
      smilelikeadonut 2007-08-25T10:29:29Z says:

      i used to shoot myself everday before school everyday as well. uphill, both ways and in the snow.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-25T17:06:30Z says:

      Were there mosquitoes the size of Mack trucks, too?

    • coconut-dundee
      coconut-dundee 2007-08-25T17:48:30Z says:

      I used to get up at 5am, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a handfull of cold poison...etc..et.....(Monty Python).

  • shawn2007
    shawn2007 2007-08-25T06:01:19Z says:

    damn,you'd have to be one piss poor shot to miss your own head

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2007-08-25T06:32:05Z says:

    He should have put it in his mouth.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-08-25T06:59:29Z says:

      And blow the back of his throat out? With his luck it would have happened.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-25T08:34:26Z says:

      na thats how you have to do it in the mouth pointed up. kinda like how you suck cock you fucking fag.

    • Kris2321
      Kris2321 2007-08-25T17:04:10Z says:

      I'm assuming you're speaking from experience?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-25T17:43:36Z says:

      a bud of mine went out like that..it seemed to work

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2007-08-25T18:00:17Z says:

      sucking a cock?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2007-08-25T18:19:28Z says:

      i bet he wishes he had done that instead

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-25T22:33:28Z says:

      I doubt he's wishing anything at this point.

  • pleep
    pleep 2007-08-25T06:38:10Z says:

    He was rushed to the hospital and survived. Only to be shot by firing squad because it is illegal to attempt suicide.

  • antispeziesist
    antispeziesist 2007-08-25T06:57:20Z says:

    fake!

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-08-25T07:54:28Z says:

    He was sad cause he would never have a large penis and the only way out would have to be suicide, but he didn't get to cause he never learned how to shoot a gun properly

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-25T09:29:50Z says:

      ^ & this is why I question your intelligence. That seemed like a Plantshit comment.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-08-25T11:57:29Z says:

      oranjeboom: as long as i have been here i havent seen anything intelligent from your side.....be glad if she even answer to you because it would be the closest thing to a hotgirl you would ever get.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-25T12:46:18Z says:

      someone grab the asbestos...looks like we've got a burn

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-25T16:14:55Z says:

      From you, Plantshit, that actually hurts! With regards to your first point, ill let you have that, its all a matter of opinion. As for the second comment, im proud to say im one of the members of MS who has a pretty active social life which includes talkin to many a "hotgirl"...yay for me!

      Ill be sure to talk some more about bears & such, just for you. ;)

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-25T20:35:28Z says:

      I guess Starr doesn't like Asians.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-08-25T20:46:54Z says:

      Good thing you're not Asian......or are you? Dun, dun, dunnn

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-08-25T20:47:26Z says:

      I dated one....it was lame

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-25T22:34:00Z says:

      Fucking prairie dog...

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-25T22:38:44Z says:

      oranje it seems like plantsshit was just pissed because you said "seemed like a plantshit comment"

    • KojachBaumherr
      KojachBaumherr 2007-08-26T03:40:39Z says:

      Starr makes it seem like she's a slut that bangs every one who takes her out to dinner...actually that only helps my fantasies.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-08-26T09:24:05Z says:

      oranjeboom: prove it!.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-08-26T09:25:08Z says:

      starrsky: why lame? didnt you get to eat his shit?

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-08-26T20:40:32Z says:

      he had a 5 inch erection....and he was a bad boyfriend

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2007-08-28T07:17:52Z says:

      5 inches is enough to pleasure a women , didnt u said he was an date?

  • dik
    dik 2007-08-25T09:31:56Z says:

    i guess he missed

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-08-25T10:33:23Z says:

    He got trigger happy on himself. Pulled that trigger to damn early. Next time wait another second or two then pull the trigger. Please forward video clip of next attempt to muchosucko.com.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-08-25T11:51:47Z says:

    "Miraculously, he survived the suicide attempt..."

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-08-25T11:54:00Z says:

      So much is wrong with that, I don't know what to say.

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-08-25T14:51:03Z says:

      its gay to answer your own comment

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-25T17:55:03Z says:

      He quoted the presenter & then commented on it....I dont see whats the problem, Iranian...oh yeah, youre a moron.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-08-26T01:08:11Z says:

      First!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-08-26T01:24:38Z says:

      Dick!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-08-26T11:52:59Z says:

      gggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

  • benos
    benos 2007-08-25T12:45:41Z says:

    Ha ha, he's going to live his life.

    • Alyon
      Alyon 2007-08-25T18:01:40Z says:

      yes, he is going to live his life... try and stop him.

  • coconut-dundee
    coconut-dundee 2007-08-25T20:11:45Z says:

    So now he's a redneck ?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-08-25T20:29:37Z says:

      (Crickets chirp)

    • coconut-dundee
      coconut-dundee 2007-08-25T20:34:00Z says:

      You're right, it was lame. I guess I'm out of practice.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-08-25T20:39:45Z says:

      Practice doesn't make perfect; Perfect practice makes perfect.

    • coconut-dundee
      coconut-dundee 2007-08-25T20:44:23Z says:

      I'll redeem myself with a joke.
      Why are the French boulevards lined with trees ?
      So the German army can march in the shade.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-08-25T20:47:42Z says:

      ha

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-08-25T20:47:44Z says:

      ^Old, like over 60 years old :)

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-08-25T22:44:24Z says:

      I can say I have never heard it before.
      *thumbs up*

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-08-25T23:50:56Z says:

    That's pretty much the definition of a loser, isn't it?

cheekycov
posted August 25, 2007

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