He was sad cause he would never have a large penis and the only way out would have to be suicide, but he didn't get to cause he never learned how to shoot a gun properly
oranjeboom: as long as i have been here i havent seen anything intelligent from your side.....be glad if she even answer to you because it would be the closest thing to a hotgirl you would ever get.
From you, Plantshit, that actually hurts! With regards to your first point, ill let you have that, its all a matter of opinion. As for the second comment, im proud to say im one of the members of MS who has a pretty active social life which includes talkin to many a "hotgirl"...yay for me!
Ill be sure to talk some more about bears & such, just for you. ;)
He got trigger happy on himself. Pulled that trigger to damn early. Next time wait another second or two then pull the trigger. Please forward video clip of next attempt to muchosucko.com.
Comments to Failed Suicide
*sigh*...whit...I mean Asian people...
nigger
*sigh* assholes who listen to metal...
... have fine taste in music, but are sadly assholes.
:(
I know. I would have just said "*sigh* Assholes..." but that wouldn't have been pointed enough.
Nigger? where?..lol
gta is black
They dont make guns like they used to
No kidding. I used to blow my head off everyday before school with a .357 Magnum that was made in 1976. AND IT WORKED EVERYTIME DAMNIT!!!
Tells kids that nowadays and the wont believe you.
hahahaa
i used to shoot myself everday before school everyday as well. uphill, both ways and in the snow.
Were there mosquitoes the size of Mack trucks, too?
I used to get up at 5am, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a handfull of cold poison...etc..et.....(Monty Python).
damn,you'd have to be one piss poor shot to miss your own head
He should have put it in his mouth.
And blow the back of his throat out? With his luck it would have happened.
na thats how you have to do it in the mouth pointed up. kinda like how you suck cock you fucking fag.
I'm assuming you're speaking from experience?
a bud of mine went out like that..it seemed to work
sucking a cock?
i bet he wishes he had done that instead
I doubt he's wishing anything at this point.
He was rushed to the hospital and survived. Only to be shot by firing squad because it is illegal to attempt suicide.
fake!
He was sad cause he would never have a large penis and the only way out would have to be suicide, but he didn't get to cause he never learned how to shoot a gun properly
^ & this is why I question your intelligence. That seemed like a Plantshit comment.
oranjeboom: as long as i have been here i havent seen anything intelligent from your side.....be glad if she even answer to you because it would be the closest thing to a hotgirl you would ever get.
someone grab the asbestos...looks like we've got a burn
From you, Plantshit, that actually hurts! With regards to your first point, ill let you have that, its all a matter of opinion. As for the second comment, im proud to say im one of the members of MS who has a pretty active social life which includes talkin to many a "hotgirl"...yay for me!
Ill be sure to talk some more about bears & such, just for you. ;)
I guess Starr doesn't like Asians.
Good thing you're not Asian......or are you? Dun, dun, dunnn
I dated one....it was lame
Fucking prairie dog...
oranje it seems like plantsshit was just pissed because you said "seemed like a plantshit comment"
Starr makes it seem like she's a slut that bangs every one who takes her out to dinner...actually that only helps my fantasies.
oranjeboom: prove it!.
starrsky: why lame? didnt you get to eat his shit?
he had a 5 inch erection....and he was a bad boyfriend
5 inches is enough to pleasure a women , didnt u said he was an date?
i guess he missed
He got trigger happy on himself. Pulled that trigger to damn early. Next time wait another second or two then pull the trigger. Please forward video clip of next attempt to muchosucko.com.
"Miraculously, he survived the suicide attempt..."
So much is wrong with that, I don't know what to say.
its gay to answer your own comment
He quoted the presenter & then commented on it....I dont see whats the problem, Iranian...oh yeah, youre a moron.
First!
Dick!
gggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Ha ha, he's going to live his life.
yes, he is going to live his life... try and stop him.
So now he's a redneck ?
(Crickets chirp)
You're right, it was lame. I guess I'm out of practice.
Practice doesn't make perfect; Perfect practice makes perfect.
I'll redeem myself with a joke.
Why are the French boulevards lined with trees ?
So the German army can march in the shade.
ha
^Old, like over 60 years old :)
I can say I have never heard it before.
*thumbs up*
That's pretty much the definition of a loser, isn't it?