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i don't get it
i'm not surprised.
probably ur lacking those 8 inches.
dik uses the metric system.
all the cool kids do these days.
Stevevie,you are a kid but far from cool .
hah! i'm the coolest kid on my block. thanks to my awesome pogs collection...
Standing on a block of wood does not make you cool.
http://tinyurl.com/m4rsjr
that's me winning the pog tournament. who's not cool now, bitch?
You are not ,dick muncher . Case closed .
thanks, ALT. that was just perfect. Case closed.
bitch isn't hot enough to be making demands like that.
She's out of your league.
that's fine. i wouldn't want something that gross.
her loose pussy isn't if it's been stretched to the point that it can only take 8 or more.
her face is one major photoshop disaster, mix and match nose, mouth and eyes from different pictures...horrible
And the tat is fake too.
The original is from the wicked weasel website.
oh is that what that is?i thought her ugly mug was caving in on itself
I'll show her my Dick.
so she can have a lifelong joke to laugh at whenever she's having a shitty day?
uh, who the hell isn't that tall... maybe a smurf? i mean i'm short but im 5'7 still... isnt the shortest person int eh world like a foot tall at least?
indeed, tattoo fail....would have made more sense for long instead of tall.....
that's gonna be hot in thirty years
30 years? thatll probably look the same unless she gets fat... she doesnt look that old as it is... be pretty faded tho ;/
looks like her mouth and nose was pasted on .
REPOST you fucking idiots.
your comment is a fucking repost.
Link or fuck off.
El_Wanko 24 days ago says: REPOST you fucking idiots.
*banned*
Bwahahahaha!
Hahah pwn3d!
...wait
not again you knob?
According to google, "REPOST you fucking idiots" is original. I had used "REPOST faggots" in the past.
I'm still trying to deconstruct the title descriptor.
SNIKT may have been drinking.
Everyone is that tall. I guess this is the new way to say, "Hey, I'm a whore and will sleep with anyone!"
Hers is tightOr so she says.
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i don't get it
i'm not surprised.
probably ur lacking those 8 inches.
dik uses the metric system.
all the cool kids do these days.
Stevevie,you are a kid but far from cool .
hah! i'm the coolest kid on my block.
thanks to my awesome pogs collection...
Standing on a block of wood does not make you cool.
http://tinyurl.com/m4rsjr
that's me winning the pog tournament.
who's not cool now, bitch?
You are not ,dick muncher . Case closed .
thanks, ALT. that was just perfect. Case closed.
bitch isn't hot enough to be making demands like that.
She's out of your league.
that's fine. i wouldn't want something that gross.
her loose pussy isn't if it's been stretched to the point that it can only take 8 or more.
her face is one major photoshop disaster, mix and match nose, mouth and eyes from different pictures...horrible
And the tat is fake too.
The original is from the wicked weasel website.
oh is that what that is?i thought her ugly mug was caving in on itself
I'll show her my Dick.
so she can have a lifelong joke to laugh at whenever she's having a shitty day?
uh, who the hell isn't that tall... maybe a smurf? i mean i'm short but im 5'7 still... isnt the shortest person int eh world like a foot tall at least?
indeed, tattoo fail....would have made more sense for long instead of tall.....
that's gonna be hot in thirty years
30 years? thatll probably look the same unless she gets fat... she doesnt look that old as it is... be pretty faded tho ;/
looks like her mouth and nose was pasted on .
REPOST you fucking idiots.
your comment is a fucking repost.
Link or fuck off.
El_Wanko 24 days ago says:
REPOST you fucking idiots.
*banned*
Bwahahahaha!
Hahah pwn3d!
...wait
not again you knob?
According to google, "REPOST you fucking idiots" is original. I had used "REPOST faggots" in the past.
I'm still trying to deconstruct the title descriptor.
SNIKT may have been drinking.
Everyone is that tall. I guess this is the new way to say, "Hey, I'm a whore and will sleep with anyone!"