21 -yr-old exhibitionist girl i met in rehab...heard the opening chords to "Lunatic Fringe" (Red Ryder), said "do you mind if i at least take off my shirt?"
FACT
That is what I have heard. I know someone who got sectioned over here for a while & he was getting blowjobs from some woman who was in a crappy music video.
yeah oj - uber-drunkeness = jail and rehab for possum
...all the social workers, after hearing my drug-use history, seemed kind of surprised that i wasnt dead yet...
Yup, shirt off is certainly a pikey move around here. A family of them used to drink in my local pub every weekend and the shirts would come off after a few hours. we just let them hit each other a few times so neither lost face, then seperated 'em.
Juts the typical pub lout, they make me fucking sick.
I was watching 'Booze Britain Abroad', & it was so emabarraing. These 5 English guys were at a beer festival in Estonia, drinking like fish & being really loud at around 3pm or something. Some Estonian started talking to them & bought a round of Estonian beers costing him about £14 (remember they earn like £15 a day). The Brits said it tasted like shit & threw it away. The Estonian made a subtle hint that he was now skint & one of the Brits said he was a cunt & then they walked away as soon as the guys back was turned.
Then there was another little jock about 24ish, walking around by himself. He drinks 10 lagers then goes to a vodka auction. A group of locals bid like £13 for a metre of shots then that dick goes along bids £40, walks up starts necking the shots until the auctioneer stops him. He then takes a bow before following the auctioneer over to a table. Surprise surprise, he starts picking a fight with a local before the locals friend turns up. He then starts telling them how he's important & owns loads of the bars in the area(which was bullshit btw)
If I was there I would have been ashamed to be British.
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am i going insane or is mighty mouse to the top left of everything?
Mighty Mouse for the Fucking Win
1. the vids are totally okay again, at least for me
2.Drumrave has finally found the right avatar
Once, this girl I was seeing did a strip tease for me to the theme for Mighty Mouse. It was pure awesomeness.
21 -yr-old exhibitionist girl i met in rehab...heard the opening chords to "Lunatic Fringe" (Red Ryder), said "do you mind if i at least take off my shirt?"
FACT
"girl i met in rehab"
hahahahaha
lots of easy pickins in rehab, oj
That is what I have heard. I know someone who got sectioned over here for a while & he was getting blowjobs from some woman who was in a crappy music video.
What the hell were you in for?
for being a drunk
duh
No drugs? Just uber drunk?
many many drugs - dont ya read my comments?
but no "illegal" drugs got me into as much trouble as Demon Whiskey
Alcohol has gotten me into way more trouble than any drugs I have ever done and I've sampled quite a few.
amen
Yes, I know you like drugs. That is why I wanted to clarify their involvement, or lack thereof.
Alcohol is a terrible drug. The only people who think alcohol isn't a drug are the ones who don't take drugs which society deems a taboo.
yeah oj - uber-drunkeness = jail and rehab for possum
...all the social workers, after hearing my drug-use history, seemed kind of surprised that i wasnt dead yet...
...alcohol is not a terrible drug,
just a dangerous one
LOL dude got bitch slapped
Fuck You!!!
Fat bloke ran out of steam. He should have finished the other geezer off outside.
mmm yeah, mmmm just like that
Just like watching the UFC. Was that Bisping? Looks sharp.
what a waste of time and comment energy
That was a fat fuck gauntlet. The first two took a Hot Pocket break and two more just waddle right in without skipping a beat.
Larger louts over here have rotas so there's constantly a fight going on outside a pub.
I have absolutely no idea what you just said, monkfish.
Large louts = big rough men
rotas - shift/schedule/timetable
Basically, 'Big rough men in England have a schedule so that there is always at least 1 fight at any time outside a pub'.
Thank you, Oranje.
stupid world
triangle, square, square, x, circle, circle, square, triangle, x
the irish have to be the best drunken brawlers ever
Those guys aren't irish? They sounded like they were from the north of england somewhere
Big fat ginger bloke with sticky out ears, def Scottish!
they sounded like fucking pikeys to me
Yup, shirt off is certainly a pikey move around here. A family of them used to drink in my local pub every weekend and the shirts would come off after a few hours. we just let them hit each other a few times so neither lost face, then seperated 'em.
Should have stabbed one of them in the confusion.
I like that a second fight broke off.
Wheres the rest? I wanna see the second guy get beat!
Stupid fucking Brits!
It's no wonder we lost america if thats how we fight
Juts the typical pub lout, they make me fucking sick.
I was watching 'Booze Britain Abroad', & it was so emabarraing. These 5 English guys were at a beer festival in Estonia, drinking like fish & being really loud at around 3pm or something. Some Estonian started talking to them & bought a round of Estonian beers costing him about £14 (remember they earn like £15 a day). The Brits said it tasted like shit & threw it away. The Estonian made a subtle hint that he was now skint & one of the Brits said he was a cunt & then they walked away as soon as the guys back was turned.
Then there was another little jock about 24ish, walking around by himself. He drinks 10 lagers then goes to a vodka auction. A group of locals bid like £13 for a metre of shots then that dick goes along bids £40, walks up starts necking the shots until the auctioneer stops him. He then takes a bow before following the auctioneer over to a table. Surprise surprise, he starts picking a fight with a local before the locals friend turns up. He then starts telling them how he's important & owns loads of the bars in the area(which was bullshit btw)
If I was there I would have been ashamed to be British.
*£'s are equivalent to kroon.
Maybe you can record that shit on cassette tape and mail it to me because there's no fucking way in hell I'm reading past "fucking sick."
I was just saying how funny it is seeing old people get hit by frisbees.
The new loading sequence works very poorly
I like how it counts up to 60 then starts playing the audio.