Btw, COCKCHUGGER, what's with your lame ass name? Is that supposed to stand for 'blazing tires'? You fancy yourself a car racer, or some such bullshit? I bet if there was a cock at the finish line you'd win everytime.
Hes an indiginous Mexican= Mexican Indian. He speaks very little spanish. Its no diffrent than arranged marriages in India or other cultures. The "payment was basicalli a dowry. BTW the girl went willingly. I know this because i live near the town were this happened and i print our local newspaper. He will prolly be found not guilty.
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Martinez eh? no wonder
typical beaner
HEY
Beaner de Jesus.
He is a beaner, that means that he has had about 9 other daughters that this has already worked with. Silly mojos.
It means that he drives a big truck, listens to shitty music and has already molested his daughter.
Way to bring that one home captain obvious.
Once again the cap'n saves the day!
she must have been a fatty to be sold for only 100 cases of beer. But atleast she knows her street value now
Cerveza Mas Fina
Ha. I hope you don't know that because you've been drinking that piss and sugar mixture
Those that know me know that I drink only Guinness.
Its a fine beer, just don't tell me you do it for the sake of looking like a macho stout drinker
To be perfectly honest, I don't care for the taste of beer (Pilsners, Lagers etc.) I just tried it and I liked it, I guess.
You must like espresso or dark chocolate.
Guilty.
Guinness and black FTW!
I drink Guinness because it tastes good. Although at the bar its overpriced and it turns my mikebeez black the next day.
My beez was black today. I think it was the curry.
guinness is fuckin shit only german beer is good u faggots
^Total fail.
I bet hes got a mucho account
Now...only upstanding americans have a mucho account
like me
I'm British
im upstanding
I'm standing up
i'm just up
Exactly how much meat does it take to constitute a "case"?
I dunno. I only know a bushel of corn is 53 pounds.
Been readin Uncle John's Bathroom Reader again, huh?
Honest to god, I had a copy of one of the variations of those on the back of the shitter all last winter at work.
People who don't read when they poop freak me out.
I have three, come to think of it. You open that book and twenty minutes goes by like it's nothing.
I never read on the toilet. I'm not there long enough.
Mako, do you really spend 20 minutes on Roland's toilet?
^Hank is a glory hole kinda guy. So he definitely has no time for reading when he has cock in his mouth. Fucking cum bucket.
Yeah Hank, he's got a heated seat.
BITCHASS, You know I always let you have all the glory.
When BUTTFUCK goes shopping he always asks for "semen colored" clothes, so the stains don't show.
Btw, COCKCHUGGER, what's with your lame ass name? Is that supposed to stand for 'blazing tires'? You fancy yourself a car racer, or some such bullshit? I bet if there was a cock at the finish line you'd win everytime.
if there's one thing i can't stand it's an unpronounceable name
fuck you bwhateverguy
did you watch the inauguration from japan hank?
I put that box of matches in there for a reason...
dik, you're just prejudiced against people with more than 1 syllable in their names.
Signed,
Cldbz
thats a lot of fluids. he must be one of those border marathon runners.
hmmmmmm.... none of the vids seem to be showing up
i gotta start coming back more often, maybe im missing some updates..
ohhhhhhhh new embed.... i should read that shit in bold, its helpful
by 'coming back' do you really mean 'bond out'?
Wassup?
watch the racism kirk...tyrone is "connected" now
you bastard...
i like how he got caught when HE called police when he didn't receive payment
As soon as she said Gatorade the only thing going through my head was "water sucks, it really really sucks!"
seems like a reasonable deal
dowry's are making a comeback
hes probably got like 14 other children... sounded like a great deal
I didn't think a beaner was worth that much
Hes an indiginous Mexican= Mexican Indian. He speaks very little spanish. Its no diffrent than arranged marriages in India or other cultures. The "payment was basicalli a dowry. BTW the girl went willingly. I know this because i live near the town were this happened and i print our local newspaper. He will prolly be found not guilty.
Until you post a picture of the daughter, we don't care what you say.
Even then, I won't care.
I think that's interesting.
a daughter pick would be good
So is She back on the market or what?
Sounded like a pretty good deal to me
"de jesus" martinez? ...how did they get away with "fucking with him?!?!
I like how he had to throw Gatorade on the list... He's very specific...
wait, no goat?
i know i'm late...but still. Doesn't this dumbshit know that beer is best within 90 days? Dumb fuk.