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Father of the year

Dad sells his daughter for beer, meat, and cash.

Father of the year

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  • thrax
    thrax 2009-01-21T05:17:45Z says:

    Martinez eh? no wonder

    • deadeyesamuri
      deadeyesamuri 2009-01-22T02:01:54Z says:

      typical beaner

    • Bastardo
      Bastardo 2009-01-22T06:35:01Z says:

      HEY
      Beaner de Jesus.

  • postcoitussandwich
    postcoitussandwich 2009-01-21T05:22:07Z says:

    He is a beaner, that means that he has had about 9 other daughters that this has already worked with. Silly mojos.

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2009-01-21T06:59:24Z says:

      It means that he drives a big truck, listens to shitty music and has already molested his daughter.

    • postcoitussandwich
      postcoitussandwich 2009-01-21T07:12:13Z says:

      Way to bring that one home captain obvious.

    • Signs
      Signs 2009-01-21T08:29:13Z says:

      Once again the cap'n saves the day!

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2009-01-21T05:22:33Z says:

    she must have been a fatty to be sold for only 100 cases of beer. But atleast she knows her street value now

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-21T05:41:56Z says:

      Cerveza Mas Fina

    • PatrickBateman
      PatrickBateman 2009-01-21T05:56:16Z says:

      Ha. I hope you don't know that because you've been drinking that piss and sugar mixture

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-21T06:02:25Z says:

      Those that know me know that I drink only Guinness.

    • PatrickBateman
      PatrickBateman 2009-01-21T06:21:51Z says:

      Its a fine beer, just don't tell me you do it for the sake of looking like a macho stout drinker

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-21T06:44:44Z says:

      To be perfectly honest, I don't care for the taste of beer (Pilsners, Lagers etc.) I just tried it and I liked it, I guess.

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2009-01-21T06:59:56Z says:

      You must like espresso or dark chocolate.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-21T07:05:19Z says:

      Guilty.

    • LobOn
      LobOn 2009-01-21T10:33:39Z says:

      Guinness and black FTW!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-21T12:08:23Z says:

      I drink Guinness because it tastes good. Although at the bar its overpriced and it turns my mikebeez black the next day.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-21T14:29:43Z says:

      My beez was black today. I think it was the curry.

    • crank
      crank 2009-01-21T21:35:17Z says:

      guinness is fuckin shit only german beer is good u faggots

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-22T03:41:08Z says:

      ^Total fail.

  • AnalxCunt
    AnalxCunt 2009-01-21T05:27:45Z says:

    I bet hes got a mucho account

    • Tadash
      Tadash 2009-01-21T06:00:35Z says:

      Now...only upstanding americans have a mucho account

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-01-21T06:28:21Z says:

      like me

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-01-21T06:47:33Z says:

      I'm British

    • LobOn
      LobOn 2009-01-21T10:34:16Z says:

      im upstanding

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-01-21T18:19:37Z says:

      I'm standing up

    • slostrokin
      slostrokin 2009-01-21T18:27:28Z says:

      i'm just up

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-01-21T05:58:12Z says:

    Exactly how much meat does it take to constitute a "case"?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-21T06:12:05Z says:

      I dunno. I only know a bushel of corn is 53 pounds.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-21T07:01:03Z says:

      Been readin Uncle John's Bathroom Reader again, huh?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-01-21T07:09:50Z says:

      Honest to god, I had a copy of one of the variations of those on the back of the shitter all last winter at work.

      People who don't read when they poop freak me out.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-21T07:17:24Z says:

      I have three, come to think of it. You open that book and twenty minutes goes by like it's nothing.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-21T14:32:34Z says:

      I never read on the toilet. I'm not there long enough.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-21T14:33:24Z says:

      Mako, do you really spend 20 minutes on Roland's toilet?

    • BLZNTRZ
      BLZNTRZ 2009-01-22T02:50:07Z says:

      ^Hank is a glory hole kinda guy. So he definitely has no time for reading when he has cock in his mouth. Fucking cum bucket.

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-01-22T03:24:09Z says:

      Yeah Hank, he's got a heated seat.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-22T03:44:02Z says:

      BITCHASS, You know I always let you have all the glory.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-22T03:46:20Z says:

      When BUTTFUCK goes shopping he always asks for "semen colored" clothes, so the stains don't show.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-22T03:48:59Z says:

      Btw, COCKCHUGGER, what's with your lame ass name? Is that supposed to stand for 'blazing tires'? You fancy yourself a car racer, or some such bullshit? I bet if there was a cock at the finish line you'd win everytime.

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-22T04:05:49Z says:

      if there's one thing i can't stand it's an unpronounceable name

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-22T04:06:07Z says:

      fuck you bwhateverguy

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-22T04:12:18Z says:

      did you watch the inauguration from japan hank?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-01-22T05:42:13Z says:

      I put that box of matches in there for a reason...

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-01-23T00:39:10Z says:

      dik, you're just prejudiced against people with more than 1 syllable in their names.
      Signed,
      Cldbz

  • sabersaw5611
    sabersaw5611 2009-01-21T06:27:53Z says:

    thats a lot of fluids. he must be one of those border marathon runners.

  • BigBadBlackTyrone
    BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-21T06:36:45Z says:

    hmmmmmm.... none of the vids seem to be showing up
    i gotta start coming back more often, maybe im missing some updates..

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-21T06:39:07Z says:

      ohhhhhhhh new embed.... i should read that shit in bold, its helpful

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-01-21T06:46:26Z says:

      by 'coming back' do you really mean 'bond out'?

      Wassup?

    • dik
      dik 2009-01-21T06:53:27Z says:

      watch the racism kirk...tyrone is "connected" now

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2009-01-21T06:54:49Z says:

      you bastard...

  • flylice
    flylice 2009-01-21T06:37:00Z says:

    i like how he got caught when HE called police when he didn't receive payment

  • monkfish
    monkfish 2009-01-21T06:49:26Z says:

    As soon as she said Gatorade the only thing going through my head was "water sucks, it really really sucks!"

  • dik
    dik 2009-01-21T07:04:05Z says:

    seems like a reasonable deal

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-01-21T08:58:21Z says:

      dowry's are making a comeback

  • Weakest
    Weakest 2009-01-21T07:31:50Z says:

    hes probably got like 14 other children... sounded like a great deal

  • BodyByMucho
    BodyByMucho 2009-01-21T07:34:26Z says:

    I didn't think a beaner was worth that much

  • Forevernight
    Forevernight 2009-01-21T10:29:28Z says:

    Hes an indiginous Mexican= Mexican Indian. He speaks very little spanish. Its no diffrent than arranged marriages in India or other cultures. The "payment was basicalli a dowry. BTW the girl went willingly. I know this because i live near the town were this happened and i print our local newspaper. He will prolly be found not guilty.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-01-21T12:02:15Z says:

      Until you post a picture of the daughter, we don't care what you say.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-01-21T12:15:22Z says:

      Even then, I won't care.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-01-21T14:35:14Z says:

      I think that's interesting.

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-01-21T18:40:55Z says:

      a daughter pick would be good

  • Nighty
    Nighty 2009-01-21T13:49:06Z says:

    So is She back on the market or what?

  • Staroplzenecky
    Staroplzenecky 2009-01-21T20:08:40Z says:

    Sounded like a pretty good deal to me

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2009-01-22T00:37:25Z says:

    "de jesus" martinez? ...how did they get away with "fucking with him?!?!

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2009-01-22T08:58:06Z says:

    I like how he had to throw Gatorade on the list... He's very specific...

  • Soah
    Soah 2009-01-22T12:52:25Z says:

    wait, no goat?

  • DogStar
    DogStar 2009-04-29T05:33:28Z says:

    i know i'm late...but still. Doesn't this dumbshit know that beer is best within 90 days? Dumb fuk.

urkelbot
posted January 21, 2009