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Wake up one morning, and you have a tree inside of you. It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. Doctors suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body. Yum.
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Russian billionaire dinner tab
where would you put it?
Slutmobile
Why?
Usual french movie 
My, what BIG muscles you have!
Deformed dude gets a hooker
Ape woman
There's no way this isn't MuchoWorthy
Cock shirt
dick nipples
Holy shit.
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Comments to Fir tree in your lung sir?
Its them fucking additives they put in cigarettes these days I tells ya!
Sick... sick, sick, sick. creepy shit growing inside you, no fucking way, make it stop.
haha i wonder how that felt.
Treemendous
Oranje fir the win!
I bet it was firightfully painful & a fir-st for the tree surgeons involved who, initially stumped, got to the root of the problem.
In Russia too? They should open branches around the world.
You guys need to branch out to some better jokes.
I am pine-ing for some pun-relief!
I think its time to leaf this pun alone.
Someone try and get "bark" into a pun without referencing dogs.
Bark-ause you can't?
Yew fellers are all barking mad.
Don't embark on this with me. I know words.
You can't keep it relevant to the post, I see. Yeah, real good with words...
Kinda like the movie Ruins.
dont these things need a certain amount of sunlight to get that big?
He drank a lot of SunnyD.
Plants cannot grow inside of you.
that true, plants?
Are you stupid? This DID actually happen. Google it.
Then try & come up with a pun including 'bark', we're stumped.
^unintended.
That wasn't unintended at all.
Oh OK then.
It wasn't unintentional cause cruel says so. He can read peoples minds through the internet.
Idiot.
I CAN read minds. You're thinking about Murder, She Wrote right now.
Angela Lansbury is kinda hot.
Not as hot as you in that gi pic.
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im better than you in every simple way fatty baldy
Every 'simple' way.
Simple.
Jezus elpiss... I can just stand back and watch your ass get pwned now... something that literate people like to call a "snowball effect"
We don't need to do anything, he does it to himself so well.
He really is a fucking tard.
which is why i keep wondering what jerks thinks he's doing here...
elpiss doesnt need you
MS doesnt need you
we know who elpiss is, and who elpiss isnt...
you, though?
as far as i know, you might be whunu in drag...
w/o debating this shit further - shut up and get with the program
OK so this "Happened" in Russia... I mean it's fucking obvious some brutally tough Russian bastard jammed a Douglas Fur down someones throat and they lived and told doctors they didn't know how it got there to keep from having said Russian finish the job. Fucking DUH!
this was shown in the news a few days ago