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There's no one above me ^ SO THAT MAKES ME FIRST!!!
Your father's behind you...FUCKING YOUR ARSE
God's above you. And he hates you.
fuck the shirt ill fuck her brains out:)
fuck the shirt im hungry
fuck you asshole
yeah, fuck you solis and summer. get your own thread or know when to reply.
I'm with dik, so to speak...
thats great, im usually with pussy.
can you fix her nose next time also?
Fuck you I love my arab bitches.
I bet she isn't arab.
I'm sure she's a bitch, though.
She looks like a bitch, but she's hot too.
No arab girl would wear that shirt. The first one, that is. It's amazing how much she looks like a boy if you take away the hair.
Yeah, she would have the bee keeper outfit on.
1rish1, I'm sure if you talked to her, bitchiness would overrun hotness.
If I talked to her, I'd be balls deep in her in about 10sec.
After talking to her, 1rish1'd find out she was actually a he, and would be immediately interested.
Good try, but not funny.
Not even a good try
Crap, you're right. If you take away the hair, she kinda looks like a guy I went to high school with, if he shaved. Come to think of it, he had long hair too...
...Scott?
Bullshit, it's a skinny 16 year old.
With a big nose.
With small tits.
It only makes perfect sense that an arab bitch would wear that shirt after the Taliban is gone so she doesn't have to wear a fucking robe anymore.
She needs a Mucho intervention.
by that he means rape
Well, I wouldn't have put it that way.
It's more like Surprise Sex.
Surprise! There's an apple in your rectum!
Surprise! I accidentally lodged this snorkel in your rectum and poured a 2-liter bottle of Jolt Cola in...
Is it in the rectum, or is it in the vagina?
Let's go with rectum...Or maybe rectal cavity...
But it could be at home in either, like an octopus.
Well let's say she already has a squid in her vagina. Remember, this is a Mucho surprise.
I was thinking that she might have a pair of baby monkfish in her vagina, but I guess a squid works..So it's a squid in the ponch and a snorkel full of Jolt Cola in the bottom-hole..Correct??
Don't forget the apple. It was already in there when you stuck the snorkel in, but I'm sure it all fits snug.
Dammit...So a squid in the puss-puss, a apple lodged next to a snorkel full of Jolt Cola in her mudpit, and could we say that her breasts are bound with electrical tape??Is that ok?
It's enough to teach her a good lesson.
Well, you could try a tazer and take bets on how far the apple flies.
OR stick a firecracker in the apple and... see what happens.
How are you gonna stick a firecracker in the apple when the apple is already in her ass, behind the snorkel full of Jolt Cola?
Take both out, insert the firecracker into the apple, make sure it's got a nice long fuse, light it, then stick both objects back in in their original order. Then turn the camera on and wait..
Use your special tool.
You may have to refill the snorkel because once you pull it out of her ass it is going to lose the vacuum that you created when you poured the soda into the snorkel while it was lodged in her tarpit..You will have to remove the snorkel and apple, place a firecracker with a extra long fuse into the apple and lodge into the ass and then place the snorkel and fill with the Jolt Cola..Then you can bind her tits with green electrical tape and light the fuse of the firework..
ones sexist the other deals with laws of some sort huh?
they are both sexist, you dumb-ass.
yea dick bite. but wuts the point
I'd hit it
She must date a black guy. They are the only ones who hang those shit pictures on their walls.
And old Jews.
Well that would make sense. She's obviously either arab or jewish. And I think we can rule out the prior.
The print on the pants almost says she dates a black guy, but the undershirt screams that she doesn't.
so camo pants means black?
woah.. that just blew my mind.
Yeah, so she doesn't stick out in the jungle.
*Sorry, couldn't help myself. No hard feelings*
^ yeah right, Morph talls more black jokes than you do!
thats cause i am racist toward dumb fuck non educated shitty hip hop wanna be niggas
Nah, I've seen a bunch of ghetto bitches running around in saggy camo pants. This chicks wearing tight camo pants, which is why I said "the print says she dates a black guy." They're tight, though, instead of sagging.
Ok. Now post the photoshop that makes her sexually attractive.
a giant cock coming out of her eye?
or a giant cock cumming in her eye?
or both..., any other suggestions?
eating shit, preferably her own
Hey, she's got two eyes and two ears. I see many possibilities.
that shirt is lame...but its kinda true about ruling part
Go wash your hands, and make me a cheese sandwich.
you know whats funny my bf and I snap our fingers at each other and its like saying sit to a dog
Well, you're young yet.
Couple more years and one of you will laugh at the "snap".
Then you're bf will have no bj's for a week.
I can't stand people snapping their fingers at me, it makes me wanna break them off.
^ My mate hates it when I whistle at him...I now do it pretty often!
...As an American, that statement has a whole different meaning to me, Oranje.
As an American, most statements in English would have a different meaning.
Only kidding, smerf :)
pussy food?
yeah you have to feed it every once and awhile
Pussy = food.
My wife pussy feeds on my money and all of my crushed hopes and dreams.
sorry guys, 40 years ago, you could get away ordering a vag around, today the vagina rules all the way. sorry but true.
riiight....
Get the kettle on love, I'm spitting feathers here!
You seem to be going on about equal rights, not giving blowjobs & now its "today the vagina rules all the way".
...fucking feminists, what a bunch of moaning cunts.
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing wearing shoes bitch??And where are my pizza rolls goddammit!!
you can only get away with that here, try that in person, i bet she'll knock your teeth out!
Piping hot Tostino's Pizza Rolls dammit!!! Now!
yeah a skinny little 12 year old bitch is going to knock my teeth out lol. Fuck off you feminist cunt
Sexism is funny in joking scenarios. But if the girl has a fairly good sense of humor you can try to go all out. Like if there is ever a muchocon, there should be a section for all the ladies that is just a kitchen.
twelve year old bitches is all you hang around with, come to south texas bitch i'll seriously take you for a ride and show you the cunt i really can be cock sucker.
^PMS?
I don't know about that. All I know is that she STILL HASN'T GOT THE KETTLE ON!
jeez, can't a girl have raging mood lapses, without it being blamed on PMS? so typical.
PUT THAT BLOODY KETTLE ON! Tea, strong, milk, no sugar please.
damn it cheecky, you want a god damn cup of tea, get off your hairy ass, and make it yourself, i'm liable to hit you over the head with the kettle.
How did you know about my arse?
*Checks the windows*
That chick would be so fucking hot with a penis.
no idea what that means but comin from you i'm laughing anyway
Shutup dik. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, then I'd fart.
Which means you'd actually be speaking from your mouth...
wanna slide down my rainbow of magic?
i have the penis - i break the rules.
Shutup antis...somethin'. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, then I'd fart.
Which means you'd actually be speaking from your mouth...
If she was doing that daft Daft Punk dance, you'd all fancy her.
Shutup para. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, then I'd fart
Which means you'd actually be speaking from your mouth...
i'd hit it, shirt #1 or shirt #2. fap, fap, fap
fuck the pussy fuck the rules.